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2008

30

Sep

Britney Spears Sex Tape Rumored Pics of the Day

So everyone knows that whole Britney thing hit yesterday, where the garbage paparazzi have video of her fucking for 20 minutes with some immigrant photographer and he’s shopping it around…well someone sent me these pictures and this email…

Mother of the year, BRITNEY SPEARS, is making headlines, once again for her music… I mean her snatch. Apparently, there are some leaked naked pics of her (shocking), from her days running around with Adnan (possibly even a sex tape)… Anyway, one of my stations posted censored pics… here’s the REAL deal — is this HER? Can you tell from her va-jay-jay?? Classy.

Obviously, these aren’t her, she shaved her head and had ratty extensions and is reportedly wearing a pink wig in the video, but who knows, maybe I’m wrong, considering I’m always wrong according to my wife and my track record. So I’ll post them and let you be the judge.

These are almost NSFW, so if you’re a potential advertiser, pretend you didn’t see this. Asshole.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Sex Tape

2008

30

Sep

Ecko’s Marketing Campaign Includes Hot Chicks of the Day

I don’t know if you remember Ecko, they kinda fell off the map about 5 or 6 years ago when they started selling the shit in Wal Mart or places like Wal Mark and homeless people like me started rockin’ our Rhino sweatshirts because our wives thought they were cute and were the only thing under 20 dollars in the store that fit our overweight selves, not because we were hip hop or trying to maintain street cred, but because we were lazy and it was convenient.

It looks like they are making their way back onto the scene and they are drawing attention in the oldest way possible and that is with hot sluts in bikinis, showing off their asses, pretending to be making jeans, despite knowing the truth that these jeans were probably made in China, Indonesia or wherever else they make jeans these days, but who really cares about the sweatshops, unless of course they look like this.

Now do me a favor and email Ecko letting them know I promoted them for free because after Diesel’s SFW Porn ad was such a big hit, I figured I had to keep bringing the goods. I’d insert the link to the Diesel SFW porn clip, but that’s what the search bar is for, do it yourself you lazy pig.

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Posted in:Ecko|Jeans|Sluts

2008

30

Sep

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are in Mexico in Bikinis of the Day

I was listening to Lesbian Radio last night, I don’t have a TV and it happened to be the only thing on that was entertaining. After about 10 minutes of the shit, I realized that Lesbians really take themselves seriously and aren’t all that entertaining at all. They are man hating, pussy licking hippies with little to offer the world but a decent fantasy when you are tired of lookin at dick in your porn because you start questionning whether it is the girl or the guy getting you off, leading to the need to prove to yourself that you like girls.

Either way, my wife made me turn it off because she hates lesbians, because she sees them as college kids who took the whole experimenting shit one step too far and turned it into a lifestyle. When the radio show went to talk about gay marriages, she laughed saying that she thought being a ‘mo was all about never having to get married. You know avoiding the hell that is marriage and when celebs talk about how they are getting Garried, they are just full of shit attention seekers, cuz real gay people would never do something the breeder do.

I guess none of that matters, because we all know Lohan’s just a lesbian for attention and to clean up an image of a vagina that took a couple too many dicks for her age and it is her way of pacing herself out, without having to be alone for any amount of time, because she’s just a broken down childstar with no father figure and an addiction. But who really cares, here they are in bikinis, and unlike the other sites, I have no need to talk about Ronson in a bikini, I have seen a lot worse in a fucking bikini and the good news is that they are skinny. I’ll let you come to your own conclusions as to whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing, because as far as I’m concerned, seeing her in a bikini is a lot better than seeing me in a bikini, mainly because my dick is probably about the same size as her lesbian clit and frankly, it’s pretty embarrassing…..kinda like using the word frankly in a post, that’s so not me.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

30

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Wears a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is still alone on vacation. It’s kind of a common theme in her life since she can’t keep a boyfriend, and the truth is who really cares what Jennifer Aniston does, as long as she’s doing it in a bikini, because bikinis, when in the tundra that is Canada are a rare and beautiful thing, like a unicorn.

I thought these pictures were funny because of the amount of food this bitch has in front of her. It’s kind of a lot for one person. I figured that maybe she was emotionally eating her way through the pain and as she licks one plate clean, yells at Miguel to bring her more gucamole. Or maybe she’s just showing off that her life of excess is better than mine, as I sit here finishing off a box of $1.99 Cheerios. Or maybe it’s her passive aggressive way of telling Angelina Jolie and her starving AIDS babies to fuck themselves for stealing the one true love she thought she had locked down.

Either way, who really gives a fuck, this bitch is old and boring and that’s probably the real root to her lonely existance and here she is in that bikini….

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Aniston

2008

30

Sep

Megan Fox in a Bra for her New Shitty Movie of the Day

I thought Megan Fox had bigger tits than this. I feel like she’s like the 16 year old girl I saw walking around American Apparel this morning. She was puffing out her chest like some kind of chicken going to war, or peacock trying to impress the female peacocks, and I could tell that she either wasn’t used to having tits or that she was trying to look like her tits were a bigger deal then they were.

These are some stills from her How To Make Friends and Alienate People movie, where she seems to be walking around a party in her bra, something that never happens at the kinds of parties I go to, but in all fairness to the people I party with, they are old, tired, hurting alcoholics and seeing them in a bra would probably not allow me to look at them the same way again, it would actually be pretty out of place, even though Old Jimbo’s got really fat man tits that we all tease him about, but never wish to see, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bra|Megan Fox

2008

30

Sep

Nick Simmons’ Words of Wisdom of the Day


Some of you may know that I had a ass scare a few weeks ago where I had some weird irritable bowel situation that I’d rather not discuss. I had to go to the doctor for some follow up tests this morning, so not only did I not get to drink last night, but I also had to fast for 12 hours for the blood tests and while in the Doctor’s office, who was checking his ebay auctions while asking me questions about my stomach’s condition, the running off on a tangent about how he bought his Benz on ebay from someone in Texas and how great people in Texas are, he made me turn over and face the wall and pulled down my pants and shoved his finger in me. I was a little uncomfortable looking him in the eye and finishing the conversation off after he raped me like that, it was kinda hard to pretend shit didn’t just happen, I just hope he was wearing a rubber glove. I would have liked a little more warning and I still have lube in my ass and I’m walking a little different than I have in the past because I am a new man, not a new man that I like or that is going to embrace this new erogenous zone, because I am someone who never liked anal play, not even when getting a blowjob from a really whore, so it was a pretty devastating morning.

I saw this facebook status on Nick Simmons wall, and I feel like I can relate. Only instead of cock. It’s my ass. It’s hurting. I feel like all those girls I’ve done this to and it turns out that karma is a fucking bitch.

Posted in:Nick Simmons|Words of Wisdom

2008

30

Sep

Rumer Willis Has Orange Hair of the Day

If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted yet, don’t worry, it’s not because I am Jewish and celebrating whatever the high holiday is today, it is because I am lazy and like to take everybody’s holidays because I feel like I deserve them. I do sound Jewish cuz of my gay immigrant twang from learning english from a raging homosexual and nasal problems, but maybe I am just making excuses for that nose job I’ve always wanted…..

A nose job, is the least important surgery on the general public’s list of demands to Rumer Willis’ family before unleashing her to the public. A list that has gone ignored the last few years, but I guess dying her hair like the Great Pumpkin is Rumer Willis trying to make herself look prettier or more like the witch she looks like, by doing something wild and sexy with her hair, unfortunately, it’s like giving the broken down Chevy with no tires in your backyard a new paint job with some old cans of spray paint you’ve got in your backshed because you’re drunk and think it will be funny, only to realize shit’s still just a broken down Chevy with no tires that you might as well douse in gasoline and set ablaze like you were the bank robber trying to get rid of the evidence you wish you were, while playing role playing games with your wife, because she has a thing for bandits…

I don’t know what I am talking about or if I got the point I wanted to get across, but what I am trying to say is that the only way this bitch will ever be hot is if her mother decides to fire her mid-season and re-cast some slut from the local brothel, like they did with Becky on Roseanne back when I had a TV….Maybe that’s a dated reference for those o you who have had TV the last decade but shit’s still fresh to me.

Either way, here are the pics and good morning to each and everyone one of you….and by each and everyone of you, I mean you.

Posted in:Orange Hair|Rumer Willis

2008

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know that Britney has a sex tape and the sleazy paparazzi are shopping it around and I figure why bother writing about it, since everyone else is and since I don’t have the fucking’ video to prove it exists, but I know that it probably does exist, because the paparazzi are fucking scum and selling a sex tape of a girl you took advantage of when she was at her lowest point, is something scum would do, especially when their careers are all about exploiting these people and I wouldn’t put it past paparazzi scum to have used Kleenex, tampons an underwear of hers. The real disappointment is that this shit didn’t go down when Britney was 18, hot and worth jerking off to and not when she’s a mess we all feel sorry for.

I also know that Anne Hathaway admitted to liking anal sex, which isn’t surprising because she’s a fucking homo. Don’t let those big tits throw you off. Who the fuck cares if she likes anal, I’d say 60 percent of chicks do like it and those who don’t are either too prude to try it, or had a bad experience cuz the asshole that took their asshole’s virginity did it too hard and made them scared of the shit. Yes, I realize I made many ass and shit references in that sentence. It was unintentional…and until I see the pics of her getting it up the ass, I am not going to post it here.

I know that Scarlett Johansson got married to the Canadian this weekend and that you are upset she is off the market even though you really had no fucking chance and I know that Heather Locklear got arrested for driving under the influence of prescrption drugs and I’d rather talk about my experiences with prescription drugs then focus on hers. I just won’t bother posting boring gossip stories here but I will post these links though….enjoyy

John McCain is Just Like Us, He Likes MILFS Too!
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Get Ready to Be Disgusted, Cause There May Be a Britney Sex Tape After all
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Jenny Milstead is Sex in a Blue Bathing Suit
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Lucy Pinder’s Noodles
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Who Says Romance is Dead? These Girls Are Willling To Do Everything You Tell Them To….
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Holly Madison Shows Her Sideboob
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How About We Remix Your FACE?!?!
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Michelle Hunziker is Your Monday Fantasy
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Scarlett Johansson Got Married. I’m Sure She Will Announce She is Ruining Her Vagina With a Baby Any Day Now
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Victoria Beckham Upskirt Throwback
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Watch Out Portia De Rossi, Paris is About to Steal Yo’ Man!!
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Sarah Palin Versus Joe Biden
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The Dildo Song
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Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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Phone Sex Operators – The Other Side
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Uhhhh This Snake Has No Body
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If You Can’t a Girl This Way, You Seriously Have No Hope
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Rumer Willis, You Aren’t Fooling Anybody
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The Lovely Mindy Vega
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Is That a Ball in Your Pocket, Or…
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Serene Simpson Gallery
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Rally Car Accident – Video
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Nadal Showing Off His Ass
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Sandra Shine is Busty
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On Set With Tera Patrick
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Everyone Hates Meg Ryan, But I Would Still Bone Her
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Get Sex the Easy Way. Sucker!
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Vanessa Williams is Starting to Look Rough…But Still Has Hot Tits….
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Travis Barker is OUt of the Hospital
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Some Emma Watson Action
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Hayden Trolls It Up Outside a Hollywood Nightclub
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Striptease of the Day
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Motor Cycle Mayhem
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Jesus and George
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This Guy Thinks He Can Talk to Aliens
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some Old Time Porn
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Now THAT’S Multitasking
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Heather Locklear Got Arrested
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Jermain Dupri Puked On Janet Jackson. Amazing!
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Okay This Crazy Hip Hop Jewelry Thing is Getting Out of Hand
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Almo’s World Behind the Scene
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Heath Ledger’s Daughter is Getting His Entire Estate, and Rightfully So
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Louisiana Republican State Rep. John LaBruzzo Suggests Paying Poor Women to Tie Tubes
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Create Fake 3D Objects With Camera Illusions
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If that’s not good enough for you, how about some Dwarf Cage Fighting in Florida…Because It is One of The Classier Activity To Do in Florida
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Some Sex Offender Died While Trying to Sex Offend a 17 Year Old
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Or Maybe You Need Some Mexican Minx Named Sandra Ramirez Posing and Showing Off Her Tits
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Or Maybe You Need The Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex Story
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Or Some Reality Chick in Desperate Need of a Pole….
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Or Maybe Some Stripping Palin Stupidities….
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Jennifer Hudson is Fat Enough For Someone TO Marrry
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Girls and Her Tits Take her Camera Phone on a Date an Get to Second Base
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Or Some Really Busty Girl’s Photobucket Pictures….of Her Tits…
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This is Gay…Seriously…I am only Posting it to Prove Photobucket Does Porn
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Or Maybe Some Random Weird Porn…That is Seriously NSFW

Psycho Slut Sucking Off a Rubber Dick Spasms Out of Control
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Some Dick Surgery That Went Seriously Wrong
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Tricked Into Gay Sex…Sick….
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Chef Boyardee Jizzes Upon Contact
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Some Scenes from the Worst Porn Ever Made…Seriously…This Shit is Sick….In Case You Missed it the First TIme
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Too Drunk to Masturbate!
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Bonus that’s not really a bonus, Kanye’s New Song that He Played at the VMAs that You Will Hear on the Radio Non Stop Despite His Using a Vocoder to Cover Up the Fact He Can’t Sing…Because Music makes for good times….Fuck that, Kanye’s already too famous. What the hell was I thinking….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

Sep

Sarah Palin’s Swimsuit Competiton From When She was a Pageant Queen of the Day

Nothing says she’ll run the country proper like a video of her objectifying herself in a beauty pageant. This is the kind of shit a Playboy career stems from and also the kind of shit that Jon Benet Ramsey stemmed from, but who cares, she’s in a bathing suit in 1984 hoping for a career outside of Alaska as a Journalist and soon she’ll be in your White House….Probably totally qualified, considering beauty pageants are known to breed intelligence….but in all fairness she didn’t win, a big ol’ Grizzly bear did. It is Alaska after all.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

29

Sep

Aubrey O’Day’s Making Out With Her Dog of the Day

A dog’s mouth is rumored to have less bacteria in it than a human’s mouth, which isn’t saying much when that human is Aubrey O’Day and a hooker’s 6 day old, unwashed panties have less bacteria than her mouth, but it is saying something. The truth is I thought it was bad enough that Aubrey had taken it upon herself to take a helpless little animal and turn it into some kind of weird, abused fashion accessory, but seeing that the thing is her personal living sex toy, kinda like you did with the kid down the street and both situations throw me the fuck off. I don’t ever think fucking animals is right, I don’t think exploiting them to draw a little more attention on yourself is right either because dogs are nice and don’t know any better, like that country girl I met at the bus station who let my friend do horrible things to her because she was just trying to find her way.

In the dog’s defense though, it’s only licking back because Aubrey’s mouth smells like cat shit and cat shit is to dogs, what chocolate cake is to my wife. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Beastiality