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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2008

26

Sep

Kaylee Defer and Her Personal Pictures of the Day

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I have no idea who Kaylee Defer is today, and before getting these sent to my email, I would have assumed that the only pictures of this girl are personal pictures, because she’s a fucking nobody, but I was wrong, she is on some Fox show called “The War at Home”, that I have never heard of, but figured I’d post them anyway, because she seems like a down to earth, hairy pussied girl you can go camping and fishing with and in this Paris Hilton inspired world, finding any chick willing to just kick it in the woods, is pretty impossible. They want ballers, bottle buyers, people to take them to exclusive clubs and 5 star resorts, they don’t want to not shower for a week in the middle of no where getting down with nature by getting eating alive by mosquitos, while sleeping on a shitty air mattress in a shitty tent, only to wake up to all your food for the week being eaten by racoons, or a bear, leaving you a 6 hour hike away from the nearest supplies and forced to fend for yourself, before accidentally eating a poisonous berry and turning into some insane psychopath who taps into your survival instincts and accidentally rapes and kills all the other campers you run across on your journey out of the forest.

Personally, I’m more down for hotels, motels and Holiday Inns, say what? And if I can’t afford a trip, because my shitty claim to fame is a shitty Fox show no one has heard about, I just stay at home and pretend I am on vacation by drinking faggy cocktails.

Either way, here are her pictures.

Posted in:Kaylee Defer|Personal Pics

2008

26

Sep

Some US Politics Post of the Day

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Here’s Palin – Proving that she is a fucking idiot who has no idea what she is talking about and no business running the country….I didn’t watch it because I was too busy lookin for bank owned properties….

If you are reading this post, it means you haven’t sold your computer to pay your mortgage, but I figure you will have to soon. I think it’s funny that McCain’s going to win, just because Obama is black, and this video of Sarah Palin is Hysterical because she has no idea what the fuck is going on.

Here’s an email a reader sent me….

As you can see with the info I’ve provided, Sarah Palin does not endorse free speech or disclosure of what she is saying:

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The cunt has done everything possible to stay out of the public eye and when she is forced to be in front of the voting public she won’t allow reporters – only photographers; you aren’t going to catch her saying anything she wasn’t supposed to.  It’s been almost a month and still no press conferences.

Sort of like how she ducked out of telling Bristol Palin about how babies are made. Now her teenage daughters pussy is defiled and a mutated human/First Nation-esque child is growing inside her womb and it will come back to haunt every tax paying US citizen. Sarah Palin should learn that “being a maverick” basically means that some guy is going to cum inside you and leave you with 18+ years of shitty problems. She never learned the art of showing respect to elders/voters; she is quite happy to lie to any and everyone to get more; even if it means giving birth to some white trash daddy kid(s).

Sarah Palin is being used by McCain to try and capture female voters – but it isn’t working… All women aren’t stupid and they know that Palin is nothing more than a semen bucket for old men like John McCain. Hopefully John McCain uses her clown car/pussy to the fullest and then they both go away knowing that they are worthless and their only contribution is to further embarrass US citizens on the world stage. The only good that can come from Palin/McCain is that he’ll get to fuck some new pussy. Hopefully it won’t piss his rich wife/money source off too bad cause his gimpy hand won’t allow him to do anything constructive.

Also…….

Here’s some more good info: McCain’s people have been getting $15,000 a month from Freddie Mac and McCain’s campaign manager (Rick Davis,) has made more than $2 million off the deal:
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Enjoy the debate tonight, not because it is going to be exciting to see you choose the worst possible candidate, but because it could be one of the last TV shows you watch before the bank comes to collect your TV cuz you can’t pay your bills. I am pretty excited to move in on your cities with 500 dollars in hand that will make me the richest person in town and all the hungry sluts will crawl to me and suck my dick in exchange for a cracker.

Here’s David Letterman ripping into McCain for ditching out on his show…..

I am only a few days late on this shit…..but that’s because I don’t really care

Posted in:Politics|US

2008

26

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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So….she’s still ugly…but that vitiligo shit stain discoloration on her arm is fucking hot, but I just like girls with disorders because they are easier to boss around. Despite popular belief that I hate ugly girls, I actually always defend them by saying they all have at least one nice attribute, whether it is hot tits, or a hot ass, or that they are skinny, or have nice eyes, or a nice pussy, you just have to look a little past the package as a whole. Just the other day I saw an ugly girl on the bus reading a magazine minding her own business and I decided to let her know that despite being ugly, she had great teeth and great teeth can take you a long way. I was pretty offended when she told me to fuck myself, but I guess some ugly girls have an ugly personality to match, or maybe I offended her by letting her know I knew she was ugly, but I figured by leaving the house that day, she already accepted that. So despite Ashley Tisdale’s hot skin disorder, she’s still ugly and that concludes the Ashley Tisday Ugly Watch of the Day.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2008

26

Sep

Traci Bingham’s Showing Some Nipple of the Day

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Traci Bingham showed up to an event in her neighbor’s daughter’s figure skating costume and it was a huge hit and by huge hit, I mean no one noticed her amongst the real celebrities who were there, and kinda just let her in because she is black and they didn’t want to get accused of being racists for asking for ID. It’s like they figured she made it that far, she must be someone, maybe she’s Whitney Houston or Beyonce…just let her in. So to secure her presence, she figured that she might as well pull out her tit because that’s really all people acknowledge her for anyway….and here are the pictures….

On a side note, I was talking to a black friend of mine the other day and he told me that black people love Grilled Cheese sandwiches. I didn’t know that but now you do.

Posted in:Nipple|Traci Bingham

2008

26

Sep

Some Blake Lively Boring Bathing Suit Pictures of the Day

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So here’s overhyped Gossip Girl Blake Lively in some bathing suit and she sucks. I don’t know why people find this boring girl is worth jerking off to or talking about but I do know and respect the fact that people have different tastes and that some of you would have sex with the elderly lady you helped cross the street if she offfered or the fat chick who lives down the street because you are convinced she’s a virgin and will let you fuck her without condoms, or the girl in the wheel chair who is curious to find out if she can feel sex, since she can’t feel her legs or a lifeless girl you see in the ditch on the drive home, if there was no risk of getting caught, so maybe for you guys, Blake Lively is a step up…stomp the yard…you get what I am saying even if you don’t get her choice in bikinis.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Blake Lively

2008

26

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Grabbing Some Vagina of the Day

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This lesbian movement is getting out of han. Pairs is copying Lohan’s flow by getting with Ronson’s twin sister, oh, right, that’s not a Ronson that’s one of the Good Charlotte Twins, but since they are both androngynist identity crisis try hards, I figure they are pretty much the same fucking thing and they both do a good job ruining the idea that twins fuck each other because it is like masturbating fantasy that has carried me through the hard times because I am weird.

Here she is trying to find his penis because it isn’t decided whether he has one or not and I am not really ready to find out because seeing penis isn’t really my thing, especially post Paris Hilton vagina penis because I hate being reminded what herpes looks like, not because Paris Hilton herpes jokes are old and tired like her vagina, but because it is the truth and sometimes I’m just not down for the truth.

Posted in:Genital Grab|Good Charlotte|Paris Hilton

2008

26

Sep

Cisco Adler Pours Drink on Tits of the Day

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I was sent this link to pictures of some event called Kandy Kruise 2008 and the lead picutre was Cisco Adler of Mischa Barton’s Vagina fame, pouring a drink on some slut in a bikini and I thought it was worth posting. Cisco Adler is in some band called Shwayze and these dudes are slowly breaking into the mainstream, have some reality TV show and think they are already fucking famous.

I used to talk to the DJ in the group a year ago before he was the DJ in the group. He was running some site and would ask for links and shit and I’d usually hook him up, not knowing who he was or that he was going to be touring Warped Tour and rocking an MTV show. Even 6 months ago, dude was trying to break out and asked me to put him in touch with promoters locally and I did what I could to see if some of the people I know would bring him in. Then the Shwayze gig hit, because his friend who thinks he’s Kanye West and who manipulated his way into all this by linking up with D-Lister Adler brought him in as their DJ and motherfucker ignores me now. He didn’t answer me when I emailed for Warped Tour Tickets for my girl, he didn’t answer me when I reached out or something else, because dude clearly thinks he’s too big a deal to bother with me now.

Fuck them. I hope their career ends tomorrow because they have shit attitudes and are doing this for pussy and fame and not because they actually care about making music.

Here are a few pics of the sluts in their audience because if you bring sluts to your party, I don’t really give a fuck who you are, or whether you’re a lame LA kid trying to make it big, I just care about the titties.


To see the Rest of the Pictures of Sluts in Bikinis at Some Party
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Posted in:Cisco Adler|Sleazy

2008

26

Sep

Diesel Does a SFW Porn Campaign of the Day

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Diesel toook that whole SFW porn movement to the next level by incorporating it into some kind of commercial or something and I figured it was worth watching because to date, all the SFW porn movement shit I’ve seen have been to pictures not to video. I know that this is something that started on the net and worked it’s way up to the corporations, and I guess it’s good to know that you can have your concept ripped offf too, all you need to do is put it on the computer and get it linked on a bunch of sites and passed around via email. I am sure that the first dude to make porn SFW in MS Paint, didn’t see a penny off this, but I’m sure Deisel will making the internet the best place in the world to get ripped the fuck off.

The worst thing about this, is that I post nipples on my site and Diesel is too conservative to run an ad here, but they can run this kind of suggestive shit, that is funny, but still fuckin’ pornographic in all the major magazines. Another reason why the world is bullshit and why I am contemplating moving back to Mexico to live off the land and cheap tequila, seriously, the media industry is seriously disgusting me. Seeing assholes and losers getting rich everyday is raping my fucking soul. Nothing is real anymore, not even celebrity pictures of them in bikinis. The paparazzi have gone and ruined that shit by profit sharing the money they make off the images of the celebrities with the fucking celebrities.

We are all suckers who work for these monsters.

Via – YesButNoButYes

Posted in:Campaign|Diesel

2008

26

Sep

Brooke Burns Words of Wisdom to Keep Us Going Of The Day

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I was fucking around on Facebook last night and came across DJ AM’s facebook page, because up until today we are still Facebook friends, something I assume will change when he realizes I am an asshole.

On his wall was a life changing message from Brooke Burns. It read:

Just wanna say…you still have alot to do this lifetime. Never forget….

I could be wrong, but I think she’s referring to her vagina. Thanks Brooke Burns, did you get those words of wisdom from googling “what to tell someone who nearly died”, you stupid cunt. Did you feel obligated to leave your mark on his facebook because your last name is what he’s going to be dealing with the rest of his life. Did reports about Burns on his face give you something to masturbate to? Sometimes it is better to keep your opinions to yourself, or maybe use the private message option instead on embarrassing your dumb cunt self.

Here she is in some old Bikini Photoshoot doing what she’s good at and that’s not opening her stupid mouth or typing stupid shit on the internet, but not stupid enough shit to keep you profile public or to add me as a friend so that I can stalk her shit. I am offended.

Posted in:Brooke Burns|Words of Wisdom

2008

26

Sep

Perez Hilton Has a Song that Makes Me Want to Kill Myself of the Day

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You know how some peole say they really love what they do and they are excited to get up to do it. I am not one of those people. I really only get excited about sleeping. I don’t even care about drinking, I just do that before sleeping and when I wake up in the morning, I just want to do more sleeping. I don’t want to get up, walk over to the computer like some kind of migrant fucking worker in the fields, to post shit that just pisses me off more than not being in my bed, but I do it anyway and that is some serious fucking commitment to the cause that you should appreciate….but not as much committment as someone like Perez Hilton who takes his site really fucking seriously, even though shit’s a fucking joke. He makes 50,000 dollars a day and now he’s releasing the worst song of all time.

This song makes me want to kill myself. It is worse that Katy Perry and is on some love shack vibe that means it is bad. It is called the clap and is about STDs, but is one of those things that makes me want to go out an get an STD that will lead to blindness like Syphilis. If this ends up on the radio, I will start to protest. It will prove that people have given up and actually accept this fat fuck as some kind of innovater or artist or that his “comdey” has any kind of merit.

We have the power to make this dude disappear, but for some fucking reason, no one has made any fucking effort in doing that. He doesn’t break exclusives, he doesn’t write anything interesting, he is off sucking his own dick when his band of mexicans are updating his site, just let this loser from highschool, live off the fortune he tricked the world into making him, as he disappears into the sunset at an all you can eat buffet.

Seeing this hearing this really pisses me off. It is totally unacceptable on all levels and I blame you…..This is probably one of the worst things to wake up to and I have had my fair share of bad things to wake up….very bad things..trust me….things you don’t want to tell your friends about because they are so bad….

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Posted in:Music|Perez Hilton