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2008

14

Jul

Sienna Miller Hangs Out Naked With Married Dudes of the Day

I like Sienna Miller and I don’t entirely know why. She looks ratty and her tits look kinda shitty, but the truth is that she’s not fat and she looks like someone who likes to get down. We’ve seen her naked many times before so the scandal in these pics is not the fact that she’s naked, but that she’s naked with Balthazar Getty, a married dude with 4 kids.

I am not one who respects cheating, I think it’s pretty selfish and a pussy move because by a greedy person who wants all that comes his way, without caring about the other person involved and that is the main reason why I crossed my fingers when I took my wedding vows, because I didn’t really want to limit myself. So sure, in this marriage I have been unfaithful as far as my wife is concerned, but I can sleep easy at night knowing that I was never really committed to her to begin with, it’s just a paper agreement, not to mention my wife is disgusting and has got way worse over the years leaving me no real choice.

I can understand why a dude with 4 kids and a boring wife would stray for some nudist celebrity slut who likes to fuck and who probably pumped some life into his seemingly dead spirits but that doesn’t mean it’s the nice thing to do, so while Balthazar Getty is being an asshole to his family, he’s a key factor in bringing us these pics so his cheating ways have done a positive for the world on a bigger scale and if his wife can’t see that and holds that against him, then she’s just unreasonable and self serving and that’s no woman who deserves to keep her husband because his actions leading to a naked Sienna Miller should be celebrated and not punished and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Naked|Sienna Miller|Tits

2008

14

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Hacked Pics and Emails Round 1 of the Day

I have been calling Miley Cyrus a slut for a long time and that’s just because I have stepdaughter’s of my own and know what they were like when they were 15 or 16 or whatever the fuck age this bitch is and they didn’t even have the ego, money or obnoxious spoiled rich kid cunt attitude that Miley has and were still letting dudes up inside them on the regular.

You could argue that they didn’t come from the best home and were looking for some kind of male attention, but it seemed like all their friends were up to the same slutty behavior, so maybe it’s just the way the world works. Porn is more accessible, kids are jacked on hormones in the food and have their periods and titties by 10 years old so maybe Miley’s just normal, or maybe she’s just reacting to being treated as a sex object by older men and producers at Disney, while trying to maintain a wholesome image in her short shorts.

I never gave my girls shit for the shit they were getting up into, mainly because they aren’t actually my girls and I don’t really care but I did encourage them to learn the ropes at a young age so that they can use their skills later in life to land rich husbands in the future by being able to fuck their brains out proper, but I also knew that giving a young girl shit just makes them want to do it more and that’s not necessarily the life you want for your family, even if it’s extended. I mean you don’t want girls fucking to begin with, but you gotta come to terms with it so that you can deal with it in a way that they don’t end up fucking the wrong dudes or unprotected because babies, aids and abusive relationships make the whole thing a bigger pain in the ass to deal with.

What I am getting at, is that some dude claims to have hacked Miley’s email, has found some racy fuckin’ pics, including nude pics as well as emails to Nick Jonas about fucking, something we all knew they were both already up to, despite both claiming they are virgins to their Disney fans, further proving that the media is filled with lies that they expect the population to live by, all while the people involved to teach the world these wholesome lessons aren’t practicing what they preach, but are practicing the withdrawal method or even anal, because you can’t get pregnant when you take it up the ass like the little whore you are…..here are 3 of the pics, I am sure more are to come.

Posted in:Hacked Email|Miley Cyrus|Slut

2008

14

Jul

Miss USA Embarrasses Her Country At the Miss Universe Contest of the Day

This is all over the news, so I thought I’d throw it up to start the day and for everyone who hasn’t seen it yet to laugh, because seeing people fall is always funny.

Maybe I just like seeing the failed dreams of a little American girl who spent her life thinking about this day at the Miss Universe pageant and finally finds herself at the event and in the top 10, so close to making it come true that the taste of victory is on this bitches lips but she cracks under the the pressure and ends up on her ass.

Maybe this is just a self-sabotaging moment to get back at this girl’s mom, who’s been forcing her to do these pageants since she was a kid, and the dream of being Miss Universe was forced on her by her crazy pagenat mom, and despite being lucky to come out alive and non Jon Benet Ramsayed, still had to commit pageant suicide to come to grips with the deep routed pain she feels.

Maybe I just like seeing the USA fail on the international level even with something so insignificant as a beauty pageant, but I think the truth is that I just like seeing bitches fall on their asses especailly while in beauty pageants, because let’s face it, the brain power it takes to be in one of these contests is about none and seeing Miss USA struggle to put one leg over the other and walk just proves how retarded she is.

Either way, watch the video.

Posted in:Fall|Miss America|Miss Universe|Miss USA

2008

12

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife got wasted for the first time in a long time, she was out drinking vodka with one of her friends celebrating the 4th of July, she’s a little slow because not only is she a week late, but she’s also not American. I thought it was going to be a really nice change of pace for us, since I am usually the only drunk one in the house and I figured it’d be fun to have my wife drunk with me, I just thought we’d get along better and she’d stop her constant nagging and we’d be able to joke around for a change and she’d be too drunk to complain about my inadequacies. I was wrong.

About 3 minutes after walking in the door, she went off about how I am a pussy and how I bully girls and how I am a disgusting person who doesn’t turn her on because I am a little man with a little penis and the thought of me fucking her makes her want to throw up, which she did end up doing shorty after. She said other hurtful things I don’t remember because I was drunk and I black out now, which turns out to be a good thing, I do remember ending up in a wresting match and her winning and me sleeping on the couch with a broken rib and a whole lot of shame, but here I am hungover and bringing you the links. I am nice like that…..

Sienna Miller KIssing Her New Married Boyfriend Topless Preview
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Cancel All You Plans (Like You Have Any Anyways) and Take the Phone Off the Hook While These Girls Take Their Clothes Off….
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Hot Girl From New York of the Day
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Suicide Girl Radeo is a Barely Legal Miley…
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$132 for This Slutty Trash?
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Krystal Forscutt Topless In Zoo
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Selma Blair Has Nipples. Maybe
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Some Slut Named Emily Blunt is Single
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One Man Beat Boxing Band, Because Beatboxing is Fucking Annoying…
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Catherine Zeta Jones Flashes Her Panties
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The Top 10 Wii Sluts Ever
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Famous People Who Have Lost it All
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The 10 Hottest Topless Mastubation Movie Scenes
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Eva Longoria and Her Pussy Peak….
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Tina Fey Showing Off Her Hot (Disgusting) Tits
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Jessica Simpson Having an Orgasm….
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Some Jessica Simpson Chick Sucking Her Boyfriend’s Dick Pictures…She’s Not the Real One…
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One Way To Weed out the Weak….
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20 of the Hottest Chicks Dressed Like Faye Valentine
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Read Some Music Reviews
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Some of Miss July for Playboy’s Personal Pics
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Kira Miro Does July, 2008 MAN Magazine
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Nice Dress Mister…
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Troll Wedding of the Year?
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Selena Gomez is the Next Piece of Disney Jailbait
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Coco’s Rack is All American and All Silicone
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10 Lazy Video Game Cliches
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Inguna Butane is Fully Fuckable
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Truck Versus Parked Cars
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Gangster Wiggles
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Find Girls To Fuck, and Stop Being Pathetic
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Bik Ramo in the Water Goes Wrong
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Wife Nude in Nature
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Jessy Formal Fantasy
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Brookw Hogan, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Test Roll Goes Wrong
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Pretty Good Wheel Chair Prank
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Station Striptease
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Use This and Get Some
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Striptease of the Day
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Wino Left Something Behind, and It Ain’t Her Purse
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Ildinia Looks Amazing in Her Lingerie
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Girl Gets Beatdown
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Some Space Shuttle Shit That is Pretty Rad
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Talent Show Nipple Slip
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Luciana Salazar in Gente Magazine
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John Mayer Enjoys Groupie Sex
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Jennifer Ellison can’t escape NUTS
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What is is Called if It’s Not Called Doggystyle?
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Molotov Cocktail Test Subject
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Playboy Babe – April Ireland
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Backstage is Always More Interesting
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Solve Rubik’s Cube in 88 seconds…Blindfolded!
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Hi-Def Gagging. Yes, You Read that Right
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Porn Company Boss Claims Victory in Hendrix Sex Tape Battle
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2008

11

Jul

Some Busted Faced British Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

This is what Birtish Soap stars look like in bikinis, an outfit unemployed British men everywhere probably prefer seeing these girls in, not because bikinis make life a better place, proven everytime my wife sits in my neighbor’s backyard under the sprinkler to keep cool in the summer, since the heat is like death for her and her heavily insulated body, and death for me, because of the smells that come with profuse sweating from her ass, but because some girls just look better naked than clothed. These girls have these cartoon lookin’ wonky faces that make me feel like I am watching some low budget british documentary on the longterm effects of unfiltered, mercury contaminated water near some steel factory in working class neighborhoods, but when you take off their clothes, they are totally worth fucking…from behind…to prevent nightmares, or permanent psychological damage that turns you homo.

Their names are Adele Silva and Verity Rushworth, in case you were wondering, which I doubt you were, because ugly faced girls have the ability to make hot bodies unfuckable and we hate them for that internal battle they cause us trying to figure out whether or not we can get really go through with watching theirn disgusting chompers eat dinner just to get in their their pants and that kind of debate shouldn’t happen when it comes to getting pussy.

If these bitches were nice, they let their bodies go south, to match their faces, that way we wouldn’t have to deal with these kinds of internal debates about whether we’d bang them or not because the truth is, despite how busted these girls are, they have an ego and false sense of what they look like and actually fancy themselves to be hot making the liklihood of you getting up in them, even if you don’t really want to and are just doing it because there are no hotter chicks around and a pussy is a pussy even if attached to shit, is impossible.

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2008

11

Jul

James Blunt’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

James Blunt proves that if you are a little guy who isn’t much to look at, all you have to do is teach yourself the guitar, figure out how to sing about things that make girls wet in the panties, get signed and pretty much whore yourself out to middle aged women and ladies with a broken heart through your record deal that ends up making you a lot of money. Once that happens, you can date and walk around models and other tall girls to let everyone know just how much power you actually have.

It turns out that eating a bag of chips everynight while playing videogames alone in your shitty basement, slowly getting fatter and fatter while chronically masturbating, your idea of satisfying your woman, who is actually a rubber vagina toy your mom got you because she was concerned that if ever you came in contact with a real one, you’d be scared of it and this would ease you into it all while not showering and pretty much lookin’ like you’ve given up on life, doesn’t work quite as well.

Here he is on vacation with some slut, just to show that he smarter than you.

Posted in:Bikini|James Blunt|Pussy

2008

11

Jul

Carrie Underwood in Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

If you are wonder what shit shoveling, tobacco chewin’, guitar strummin’, whiskey drinking cowboys who suffer from a broken heart and who’s dog died last month jerk off to while they cry, Carrie Underwood is it. Here she is in a bikini, which would help those fuckers reach orgasms if they knew how to turn on a computer, but are too busy herding cattle instead, but at least they have their old transmittor radio to learn every lyric of her heart warming songs. The truth is that Carrie Underwood shows us that American Idol can make you very fucking rich, if you use it to get into country music, because country fans are loyal as fuck and will always support one of their own for their entire career, making Underwood a cash cow you’d want to saddle up and ride into the sunset.

Posted in:Bikini|Carrie Underwood

2008

11

Jul

Vanessa Williams has a Jewish Daughter with Fat Tits of the Day

Vanessa Williams had Jewish babies in the ’80s, or what I assume are Jewish babies because they were with her manager, and not only is being a manager is a Jew thing but the name Hervey screams Jew. If you’re wondering why a Jew wanted a hot half black Miss America chick who who was also in Playboy, it was because he had been raised surrounded by mutant jewish girls his parents encouraged him to marry for tradition his entire life, but who’s penis strayed from tradition and into this vagina because it was just too tempting, in all fairness to Hervey, when you spend your life banging Jewish girls to make your mom happy, a bowl of hamburger meat looks like a hot fuck, so Vanessa Williams was a solid step up from that and the real exciting thing for him is that she made him 5% of her earnings which is like spanish fly to a Jew.

They are divorced now, but they have Jewish daughters, but not the dog faced kind, tthe good kind who have some new genes from all their friends because daddy didn’t inbreed.

Here is my evidence for the day that Jewish girls are dog faced and droopy lookin’ despite all the hateful protest my Jewish readers are sending me. If Jewish girls were so hot, why would Hervey go black, and do you really think if he did stick with Jew pussy that his kids would look this good? Start sending me hot pics of pure Jewish girls to prove me wrong, becuase until you do, I am stickin’ to my stance.

Posted in:Daughter|Fat Tits|Vanessa Williams

2008

11

Jul

Eva Longoria is a Rat in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria’s really got nothing going on. She’s not hot, her features are weak, the only really thing she’s got going for her is that she’s not fat, something I am convinced Americans hold in high regard, because every bitch there is fat so that when a skinny girl walks by everyone goes fuckin’ crazy like it’s cinco de mayo. The truth is that she’s a fucking mexican and the last thing the world needs is to see anothr Mexican on TV, I figure people are already tired of us from seeing us work as gardeners, restaurant dishwashers, car washers, hotel staff, construction world and don’t need to be reminded that we are slowly and quietly taking over the world.

I guess what it comes down to is that Eva Longoria marries black french dudes, and like a black french dude I used to hang with because he was always down for a good time spending money he stole from his work on taking me to the strippers and everytime a black chick would get on stage, he wouldn’t look because he felt she was taking their race down a couple notches and not helping the advancement of blabk people, not to mention he liked fucking blondies with fat asses and was repulsed by his own kind since they reminded him of his mother. Maybe I’m just a self-hating mexican.

Who really gives a fuck about what I have to say, look at her fucking bikini pictures, she’s probably pregnant, because you give a fuck about this rat of a woman… Asshole.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Longoria

2008

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in a public bathroom at some busy place today and while peeing, saw two guys, who were seemingly straight, although a little too fit to not have seen each other naked at the gym walk into the stall together. All the urinals were taken and there was a bit of a line-up, but you’d think one of them could have just waited for someone else to finish instead of going in together as buddies, because unless they were peeing at the same time, it made no logical sense.

I originally thought they were going to do blow but I didn’t hear sniffing, just a whole lot of giggles and talking. It was something I’d expect from chciks at a club, or maybe dudes hiding from a crazed gunman, but something in the middle of the day at a mall from a couple normal looking dudes. It was weird, but not as weird as some of my links…

A-Rod’s Wife is a Fucking Tank And Has Bigger Arms Than Any Dude I Know….I Wonder How Big the Cock Is….
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Too $hort Live at Opera
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Jaime Hammer Puts the Hammer Down in Her Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Flash Her Vadge in Cannes, But Only Now Do the Pics Surface
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Oksana Anderson is Topless
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Pregnant Shoe Store Prank
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More Pictures of Miley Cyrus’ Suckin Cock Faces
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Famous People Who Have Taken a Bullet
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Kelly Ripa’s Whoring Out For Charity and I Like It
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The Best Places Porn Was Ever Filmed
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Hottest Celebrity Boob Bouncing Videos….
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Jessica Alba is Still Fuckable With Her Big Milk FIlled Tits
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Some Online Video of a Hot Chick in Panties and a Jersey Ruined By a Couple Losers.
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Emma Frain Topless Wii Fit Hula Hoop Video
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The Coolest Crime Ever…
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Some Guy MadeOut with Kristen Dunst; Most Probabaly Has STD of Some Sort Now
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Josie Maran Hotness
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More Porn Than You Can Shake Your Stick At
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Human Mirror is Probably Fun to Watch is You Are Stoned
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Web Sluts You Know You Can Count On, Because Web Sluts Never Say No
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Carple Tunnel in Your Wrists COuld Very Well Ruin Your Pathetic Life
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Chainsaw Maid Will Make You Smile
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A Vintage Meg Ryan Gallery
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Kid on a Trampoline Gets Knocked Out by an Ass
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Ghost Sex Sells High End Furniture
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America’s Got Talent is Mainstream Porn…Watch This Crazy Contorionist Perform With Her Bow and Arrow in Slut Gear
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Amy Winehouse Period SHorts Match Her Period Stained Hand…
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Who is the Hottest Naked Chick in Front of Her Computer
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A Collection of Videos of Hot Girls Reading
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Mr Testis is the San Fermin Festival Mascot and He’s Got a Huge Dick – Watch It’s Funny
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Christina Aguilera and Her Big TIts and STD Want You to Rock The Vote
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Topless Tennis Special
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Jessie Jackson Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Some Little Fat Iraqi Kid Rules the War Torn Streets
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Some Big Breasted Asian Mom Breast Feeding Video of the Day
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Stacy Silver and a Mirror
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Ninja Roller Skates
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Pam Anderson, Do All All a Favor and Shut Your Mouth
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Amateur in Pink
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Worst Body Slam Ever
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More Miley Cyrus
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This Will Help You Get Sex, and Sex Will Help You Feel Good
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Chick for Once
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X-Tina is Addicted to Lip Gloss, Probably Cause She Likes to Leave Rainbows on Jordan Bratman’s Cock
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Madonna and Britney Spears To Do Bondage on TV
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Striptease of the Day
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Jasmine Rouge Plays With Her Dildo
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Sexy Italian Sluts Bring on the Bitchiness
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Lichelle Marie Takes It Off
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Let’s Remember How Hto Stacy Dash is Together
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Leah is in Braids and Her Underpants
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Candela Ferro Does H Para Hombres Magazine
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Dudes are Using Vasectomies So They Can Fuck Random Sluts Without Fear….
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Some Exclusive Pics of Sluts at Some Eddie Murphey Movie Premiere
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Dogs in France are Fucking Stupid
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UK Cops Get Out of Hand (or “Out of Pocket”, at those Limeys say)
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Jaba the Hut Takes a Boat Ride
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Eve Wyrwal topless in CKM Magazine
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My Big Breasts and Me
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Tara Reid In Her Natural State: Legs Wide Open
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The Best Kind of Office if the One Where Broads Masterbate Secretly
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Why Should You Convert a Fixie Bike? Find Out Here!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Redheaded Ex’s Vagina
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Some Black Girl”s Secret Box That Shoulda Been Left a Secret…
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Some Girl’s Underwear Pictures…For Some Band….
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Some Girls Posing in their Underwear and Geting Naked…
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The Gayest Photobucket Album of All Time
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Flash for Adults Combines Games and Porno Just For You
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