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2008

11

Jul

Some Busted Faced British Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

This is what Birtish Soap stars look like in bikinis, an outfit unemployed British men everywhere probably prefer seeing these girls in, not because bikinis make life a better place, proven everytime my wife sits in my neighbor’s backyard under the sprinkler to keep cool in the summer, since the heat is like death for her and her heavily insulated body, and death for me, because of the smells that come with profuse sweating from her ass, but because some girls just look better naked than clothed. These girls have these cartoon lookin’ wonky faces that make me feel like I am watching some low budget british documentary on the longterm effects of unfiltered, mercury contaminated water near some steel factory in working class neighborhoods, but when you take off their clothes, they are totally worth fucking…from behind…to prevent nightmares, or permanent psychological damage that turns you homo.

Their names are Adele Silva and Verity Rushworth, in case you were wondering, which I doubt you were, because ugly faced girls have the ability to make hot bodies unfuckable and we hate them for that internal battle they cause us trying to figure out whether or not we can get really go through with watching theirn disgusting chompers eat dinner just to get in their their pants and that kind of debate shouldn’t happen when it comes to getting pussy.

If these bitches were nice, they let their bodies go south, to match their faces, that way we wouldn’t have to deal with these kinds of internal debates about whether we’d bang them or not because the truth is, despite how busted these girls are, they have an ego and false sense of what they look like and actually fancy themselves to be hot making the liklihood of you getting up in them, even if you don’t really want to and are just doing it because there are no hotter chicks around and a pussy is a pussy even if attached to shit, is impossible.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

11

Jul

James Blunt’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

James Blunt proves that if you are a little guy who isn’t much to look at, all you have to do is teach yourself the guitar, figure out how to sing about things that make girls wet in the panties, get signed and pretty much whore yourself out to middle aged women and ladies with a broken heart through your record deal that ends up making you a lot of money. Once that happens, you can date and walk around models and other tall girls to let everyone know just how much power you actually have.

It turns out that eating a bag of chips everynight while playing videogames alone in your shitty basement, slowly getting fatter and fatter while chronically masturbating, your idea of satisfying your woman, who is actually a rubber vagina toy your mom got you because she was concerned that if ever you came in contact with a real one, you’d be scared of it and this would ease you into it all while not showering and pretty much lookin’ like you’ve given up on life, doesn’t work quite as well.

Here he is on vacation with some slut, just to show that he smarter than you.

Posted in:Bikini|James Blunt|Pussy

2008

11

Jul

Carrie Underwood in Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

If you are wonder what shit shoveling, tobacco chewin’, guitar strummin’, whiskey drinking cowboys who suffer from a broken heart and who’s dog died last month jerk off to while they cry, Carrie Underwood is it. Here she is in a bikini, which would help those fuckers reach orgasms if they knew how to turn on a computer, but are too busy herding cattle instead, but at least they have their old transmittor radio to learn every lyric of her heart warming songs. The truth is that Carrie Underwood shows us that American Idol can make you very fucking rich, if you use it to get into country music, because country fans are loyal as fuck and will always support one of their own for their entire career, making Underwood a cash cow you’d want to saddle up and ride into the sunset.

Posted in:Bikini|Carrie Underwood

2008

11

Jul

Vanessa Williams has a Jewish Daughter with Fat Tits of the Day

Vanessa Williams had Jewish babies in the ’80s, or what I assume are Jewish babies because they were with her manager, and not only is being a manager is a Jew thing but the name Hervey screams Jew. If you’re wondering why a Jew wanted a hot half black Miss America chick who who was also in Playboy, it was because he had been raised surrounded by mutant jewish girls his parents encouraged him to marry for tradition his entire life, but who’s penis strayed from tradition and into this vagina because it was just too tempting, in all fairness to Hervey, when you spend your life banging Jewish girls to make your mom happy, a bowl of hamburger meat looks like a hot fuck, so Vanessa Williams was a solid step up from that and the real exciting thing for him is that she made him 5% of her earnings which is like spanish fly to a Jew.

They are divorced now, but they have Jewish daughters, but not the dog faced kind, tthe good kind who have some new genes from all their friends because daddy didn’t inbreed.

Here is my evidence for the day that Jewish girls are dog faced and droopy lookin’ despite all the hateful protest my Jewish readers are sending me. If Jewish girls were so hot, why would Hervey go black, and do you really think if he did stick with Jew pussy that his kids would look this good? Start sending me hot pics of pure Jewish girls to prove me wrong, becuase until you do, I am stickin’ to my stance.

Posted in:Daughter|Fat Tits|Vanessa Williams

2008

11

Jul

Eva Longoria is a Rat in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria’s really got nothing going on. She’s not hot, her features are weak, the only really thing she’s got going for her is that she’s not fat, something I am convinced Americans hold in high regard, because every bitch there is fat so that when a skinny girl walks by everyone goes fuckin’ crazy like it’s cinco de mayo. The truth is that she’s a fucking mexican and the last thing the world needs is to see anothr Mexican on TV, I figure people are already tired of us from seeing us work as gardeners, restaurant dishwashers, car washers, hotel staff, construction world and don’t need to be reminded that we are slowly and quietly taking over the world.

I guess what it comes down to is that Eva Longoria marries black french dudes, and like a black french dude I used to hang with because he was always down for a good time spending money he stole from his work on taking me to the strippers and everytime a black chick would get on stage, he wouldn’t look because he felt she was taking their race down a couple notches and not helping the advancement of blabk people, not to mention he liked fucking blondies with fat asses and was repulsed by his own kind since they reminded him of his mother. Maybe I’m just a self-hating mexican.

Who really gives a fuck about what I have to say, look at her fucking bikini pictures, she’s probably pregnant, because you give a fuck about this rat of a woman… Asshole.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Longoria

2008

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in a public bathroom at some busy place today and while peeing, saw two guys, who were seemingly straight, although a little too fit to not have seen each other naked at the gym walk into the stall together. All the urinals were taken and there was a bit of a line-up, but you’d think one of them could have just waited for someone else to finish instead of going in together as buddies, because unless they were peeing at the same time, it made no logical sense.

I originally thought they were going to do blow but I didn’t hear sniffing, just a whole lot of giggles and talking. It was something I’d expect from chciks at a club, or maybe dudes hiding from a crazed gunman, but something in the middle of the day at a mall from a couple normal looking dudes. It was weird, but not as weird as some of my links…

A-Rod’s Wife is a Fucking Tank And Has Bigger Arms Than Any Dude I Know….I Wonder How Big the Cock Is….
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Too $hort Live at Opera
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Jaime Hammer Puts the Hammer Down in Her Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Flash Her Vadge in Cannes, But Only Now Do the Pics Surface
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Oksana Anderson is Topless
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Pregnant Shoe Store Prank
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More Pictures of Miley Cyrus’ Suckin Cock Faces
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Famous People Who Have Taken a Bullet
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Kelly Ripa’s Whoring Out For Charity and I Like It
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The Best Places Porn Was Ever Filmed
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Hottest Celebrity Boob Bouncing Videos….
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Jessica Alba is Still Fuckable With Her Big Milk FIlled Tits
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Some Online Video of a Hot Chick in Panties and a Jersey Ruined By a Couple Losers.
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Emma Frain Topless Wii Fit Hula Hoop Video
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The Coolest Crime Ever…
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Some Guy MadeOut with Kristen Dunst; Most Probabaly Has STD of Some Sort Now
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Josie Maran Hotness
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More Porn Than You Can Shake Your Stick At
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Human Mirror is Probably Fun to Watch is You Are Stoned
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Web Sluts You Know You Can Count On, Because Web Sluts Never Say No
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Carple Tunnel in Your Wrists COuld Very Well Ruin Your Pathetic Life
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Chainsaw Maid Will Make You Smile
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A Vintage Meg Ryan Gallery
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Kid on a Trampoline Gets Knocked Out by an Ass
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Ghost Sex Sells High End Furniture
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America’s Got Talent is Mainstream Porn…Watch This Crazy Contorionist Perform With Her Bow and Arrow in Slut Gear
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Amy Winehouse Period SHorts Match Her Period Stained Hand…
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Who is the Hottest Naked Chick in Front of Her Computer
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A Collection of Videos of Hot Girls Reading
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Mr Testis is the San Fermin Festival Mascot and He’s Got a Huge Dick – Watch It’s Funny
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Christina Aguilera and Her Big TIts and STD Want You to Rock The Vote
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Topless Tennis Special
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Jessie Jackson Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Some Little Fat Iraqi Kid Rules the War Torn Streets
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Some Big Breasted Asian Mom Breast Feeding Video of the Day
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Stacy Silver and a Mirror
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Ninja Roller Skates
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Pam Anderson, Do All All a Favor and Shut Your Mouth
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Amateur in Pink
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Worst Body Slam Ever
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More Miley Cyrus
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This Will Help You Get Sex, and Sex Will Help You Feel Good
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Chick for Once
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X-Tina is Addicted to Lip Gloss, Probably Cause She Likes to Leave Rainbows on Jordan Bratman’s Cock
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Madonna and Britney Spears To Do Bondage on TV
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Striptease of the Day
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Jasmine Rouge Plays With Her Dildo
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Sexy Italian Sluts Bring on the Bitchiness
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Lichelle Marie Takes It Off
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Let’s Remember How Hto Stacy Dash is Together
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Leah is in Braids and Her Underpants
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Candela Ferro Does H Para Hombres Magazine
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Dudes are Using Vasectomies So They Can Fuck Random Sluts Without Fear….
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Some Exclusive Pics of Sluts at Some Eddie Murphey Movie Premiere
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Dogs in France are Fucking Stupid
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UK Cops Get Out of Hand (or “Out of Pocket”, at those Limeys say)
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Jaba the Hut Takes a Boat Ride
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Eve Wyrwal topless in CKM Magazine
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My Big Breasts and Me
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Tara Reid In Her Natural State: Legs Wide Open
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The Best Kind of Office if the One Where Broads Masterbate Secretly
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Why Should You Convert a Fixie Bike? Find Out Here!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Redheaded Ex’s Vagina
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Some Black Girl”s Secret Box That Shoulda Been Left a Secret…
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Some Girl’s Underwear Pictures…For Some Band….
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Some Girls Posing in their Underwear and Geting Naked…
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The Gayest Photobucket Album of All Time
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Flash for Adults Combines Games and Porno Just For You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Jul

Lauren Conrad Drunk as Tits of the Day

I like drunk chicks, so seeing a drunk Lauren Conrad with her natural tits hanging out of her shirt makes me happy. I am tired of The Hills and the ugliness it produces and despite being average at best, Lauren Conrad is hotter than any of her costars. Heidi Montag is just horse-faced and ridiculous in her bible thumping bullshit lie of a life, and Audrina is a mutant who distracts you from her mutant face with a set of fake tits that I could have if I had 10,000 dollars to spend on tits, and last time I checked, if you can buy it, shit’s not representative of how hot you re.

I guess it doesn’t matter, mainly because The Hills don’t matter and soon enough the world will catch on and shit will be nothing more than something in the MTV archives no one really remembers enough to do a reunion special for and maybe I just like Lauren Conrad cuz she’s drunk and drunk girls have always been a crucail component in my getting laid….and here she is in low cut outfit busting out.

Posted in:Drunk|Lauren Conrad|Tits

2008

10

Jul

Celine Dion is Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Celine Dion is a hero where I live, shes the French Canadian who made it into the big leagues, a local talent who doesn’t live at home or do much for home, because she peaced the first chance she got, but knowing she is from the same shitty poverty low class roots as them keeps them going as they drive their compact 20 year old car to the local chicken restaurant they work at.

Like all French girls I know, other than my wife, who obviously has some kind of genetic disorder that I didn’t know about when I married her, she looks worth fucking in her bikini. For some reason, French chicks don’t really get fat no matter how badly they eat, they just always have these slim bodies that eventually start hanging off their bones in some kind of slim-fat aging mess, but when dressed shit looks pretty tight. I guess my idea of french girls is a little biased, since the only ones I know are career strippers who rock the pole, chain smoke and eat french fries and gravy, french toast, french salad dressing and drink excessively while jacked on coke.

The only exciting thing I know about French girls is their passion and love for getting fucked anally on the first date, they are pretty open to sex and laid back about the shit, meaning you don’t have to promise to take them to a subtitled movie so you can both enjoy it. They are low maintenance, and don’t expect flowers or jewelry, you just have to bring her a chocolate bar and promise to pay for the aborition if you knock her up and bitch is naked.

It’s also socially acceptable to fuck at 14 and legal for 50 year olds to fuck 14 year olds, it’s a cultural thing you’d probably appreciate, but that’s just because the young girls won’t judge your small penis because compared to the 14 year cock they’ve been getting, yours is average sized.

I heard that Celine Dion’s husband was her married neighbor when she was growing up and who slammed her when she was 14 and his wife was at church, before dude mortgaged his house to record her first album and make them all rich and making her father not run dude over with his snowplow.

BONUS – SOME MORE OF HER IN A ONE-PIECE

Posted in:Celine Dion|Hot

2008

10

Jul

Kate Moss on a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Moss is in a bikini on a yacht and the pictures are boring as fuck considering it’s all been seen beore. She’s a retired has been we’ve all seen naked and she’s got tons of money and little to do with her time and always seems to end up on vacation every month. I guess raising her kid using nannies and private daycare is draining or too much responsibility for her. It could be that her hard drinking, drugs and not showering catches up to her and she needs to slow down a little every once in a while, but none of that matters because I am a fan of hers.

I think it’s just because I like that rich girls try to look like us poor people. They dress in rags, they don’t shower and they look like they smell. I was walking down the street the other day and this fucking homeless chick who lifted up her arms to reveal unshaved armpits and huge yellow sweat stains jumps into a 100,000 dollar Mercedes. I was so repulsed by her when I thought she was poor and disgusting because the condition of poor disgusting girls usually reflects the condition of their pussy and in this rich girl’s case shit would have been rank if she was poor, but knowing that she’s just doing this whole unshowered homeless sweaty thing for fashion means that she proabably smells like candy and her pussy is probably spotless and that is a lot hotter than going down on something that smells like sewage.

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Moss

2008

10

Jul

Xisca is in a Yellow Bikini of the Day

Here’s the Xisca chick in a bikini again. She’s some immigrant who’s banging a tennis player and by lookin’ at these pictures she’s not that hot. She looks like any other girl. Sure she’s not fat but that doesn’t really make a bitch hot, it just makes her worth fucking. If I was a star tennis player, I’d step up my fucking game and reach for obnoxious celebrities and models I want to fuck, I wouldn’t waste my time with this average nobody.

Since I am not a pro-tennis player, I’m going to stand up right now and walk in on my 300 pound wife who is probably stuck on the toilet again and who is in desperate need of a sponge bath, because she can’t fit in the tub but before I do, I am going to pull out my dick and show her what kind of man I am all over her big smelly ass.

Unfortunately, that always ends in shame and emasculating embarassment.

Posted in:Bikini|Xisca|Yellow