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2008

12

Jun

The Tatu Lesbians Perform in their Panties of the Day

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Lesbians are so popular today that I figured I’d post these probably old pictures of TATU, the leaders of the lesbian movement who aren’t even lesbians and actually have husbands and babies but like all college girls, realized dyking out gets publicity and publicity sells records and selling records means no more Russian rationed bread.

If only homosexuality worked out as well for you, but I guess since you just hate chicks and have repressed homosexual fantasies and jerk off to the dick in porn and not the chick but are too scared to come to terms with and live out, that doesn’t really make you gay…right?

Keep tellin’ yourself that homo.

Posted in:Lesbians|Panties|Tatu

2008

12

Jun

Phoebe Price has Some More Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

Phoebe Price is still trying to ride the wave of finally making it onto the cover of some tabloid for having the most disgusting cellulite ridden legs, only this time she’s hired a photographer who does some touch-ups, I guess she’s finally realized the less clothes she wears the more people care about her and by people I mean me, because I encourage girls coming to terms with this obvious concept, even if they’re doing it about 25 years too late.

I remember when I was hanging out at an old folks home for kicks and I started talking to this crazy senile bitch who had a pretty stacked body for an old lady and she knew it because all the dudes in the home all tried to get up in her. She loved the attention and would play it up and when I suggested a Geriatric Wet T-Shirt contest she was the first one in line. Unfortunately, she drowned. I am just kidding, we got stopped before the fun went down and I was asked to never step food in the home again because my kind of volunteering is not one they appreciate, but I’ll never forget that little heartbreaker who was a literal heartbreaker because she killed at least more than one dude in her seductive, big breasted, cock teasing antics.

Posted in:Bikini|Phoebe Price

2008

12

Jun

Heidi Montag’s is Uglier With Less Make Up On of the Day

Heidi Montag doesn’t realize that she’s fucking ugly and that the only thing she should be taking off of her is her top so that she can use it to cover up her scary fucking face, but instead she’s decided to take off some make-up and try to give us a taste a more natural Montag and all I know is that it tastes like shit.

Whoever told her that she’s a natural beauty needs to be issued a restraining order to not get within 50 yards of any farm animals, and Heidi needs to be given a restraining order to not be allowed within 50 yards of any living creature unless she’s wearing a fucking mask, because she’s ugly.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Ugly

2008

12

Jun

Mariah Carey and Her Assistant Tend to Her Cunty Sore Back of the Day

It’s so typical that the half white girl would treat the all black husband as her fucking slave because white people are the devil. It makes things worse when you’re a younger dude and your wife is some kind of diva bitch who things the world works for her, making you the first officer in serving her cunt self.

These are pictures of Mariah Carey’s old weathered body beat up on set because she probably had to swim a lap, or throw a volleyball and now bitch is crying like she broke something because that’s why cunty spoiled brats do. The good news for her is that her bitch, fulltime personal assistant and husband is there to help her out, because it’s not like he’s got his own shit to do.

This job would be like winning the fuckin’ lottery after signing an agreement with the devil, taking you out of your poverty ridden shithole life, and bringing you to the life of luxury with the woman you lusted after when you were a teenager, and it all sounds pretty good, but within a year, you’ll be hanging from the rafters in your attic of your multi-million dollar home after killing youself because you just can’t take her shit anymore, so getting up into this shit when you’ve got your own money and hot younger bitches lined up is beyond me, but maybe Nick Cannon is a good little black kid who respects and serves his woman cuz his mom was an over-bearing Jesus freak in the projects.

I really don’t know, but I do know that his life with Mariah, despite all the superficial goodness seems like it’s just the worst job of his career and every minute of it fuckin’ sucks, even when jerking off to her while she’s asleep because she’s too tired doing nothing all day to put out.

Posted in:Back|Mariah Carey|Towel

2008

12

Jun

Mischa Barton’s Got a See Through Shirt of the Day

Mischa Barton’s sloppy legs have decided to take her body out for a walk and she’s wearing some American Apparel lookin’ sheer thin t-shirt with no bra, which is a good fucking strategy to distract us all from her legs. I never really had an issue with small tits, I figure as long as a bitch has nipples (sorry cancer survivors), she’s good to go, sure sometimes a bitch can be flatter than a teenage boy, but as long as there’s a pussy I am oay with it. The only problem that comes up is her jealousy and feelings of inadequacy compared to my spectacularly disgusting fat man tits.

I like to look at myself as the gateway to lesbianism, sure I claim to have a penis but it’s barely there and my tits, despite being disgusting are a solid b-cup, so I feel like there’s little difference between me and a fat hairy chick and for girls who are too scared of the social implications of rubbing cunt with their girlfriends, I make for a good time, and by good time I mean the personality behind the androgyny can make any girl turn off men. I think of it as a talent to help people come to terms with their sexuality and to overcome their fear, kinda like the snakes they throw into the tub to cure people of their fear of snakes, only without anything remotely comparable to a snake. I figure that analogy sucked, but you get what I’m sayin.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|See Through

2008

12

Jun

Elizabeth Hurley Doesn’t Like You of the Day

At first I thought this picture of Elizabeth Hurley was just her giving the paparazzi the finger because they are invasive cocksuckers who never seem to go away, kinda like herpes when you have a weak immune system, only the annoying immigrant that stalks and snaps off pics of you version.

The whole thing that bothers me about these cocksuckers is that they do spend money getting the pictures I post, but that money they spend is on stalking a bitch, I’m talking airline tickets, hotel rooms, car rentals and zoom lenses that to put the immigrant with a camera in the right place at the right time to capture the moment, but they don’t actually pay for the production of the pictures like a photoshoot would, and they aren’t paying the talent in the pictures, even though the illegal immigrant is the one who shouldn’t be getting paid and not the subject of the fucking picture, then they come to me demanding money or lawsuits for pictures they claim are theirs but never prove are theirs and it just doesn’t make sense to me.

But then I realized Liz Hurley isn’t giving the paparazzi the finger, she’s giving you the finger, because along with the rest of us, she hates you too.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|Finger

2008

12

Jun

Amy Winehouse has a Hot Body of the Day

If there’s one thing we can learn from Amy Winehouse, it’s that exercise and diet aren’t the only way to lose some excess pounds, you can always turn to heroin because shit jacks you up so hard you can’t hold down anything you eat, except for maybe some popsicles because there just soothing on your rotting heroin mouth because the other good thing about heroin is that it’s so fucking good, you don’t need to wash or shower or really do anything that involves hygiene and despite that approach not working out so well for the smells that come out of my wife on a daily basis, it frees up a lot of time to do other things, like more heroin. I think she’s a modern day hero and girls angelic voice can only mean one thing and that is that she’s sent to us from god as the new mesiah and that we should follow her lead.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2008

12

Jun

Christina Ricci Feeds the Meter and Not Herself of the Day

So Christina Ricci is wearing spandex and by the looks of her sloppy skinny body, she looks like she’s still got her eating disorder. So the only feeding that goes on in her life is when she feeds her meter, because let’s face getting a parking ticket is a way worse fate than dying of starvation or an anorexic induced heart attack.

The truth is that I support eating disorders, despite not having one of my own, unless overeating shit counts and an eating disorder, which I think it does, but my kind of eating disorder makes slipping into a pair of leggings a really embarassing thing and not just becaue I have a small penis.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Meter

2008

12

Jun

Bijou Phillips Flashes Traffic of the Day

Bijou Phillips won’t add me to facebook, I am guessing it’s got something to do with her having no idea who I am and her delusions of being someone famous make her defensive or some shit, but I like to think it’s because I personally offended her all the times I called her an Aids slut. I used to say how she’s from that hipster, art scene, coke slut, rich kid in New York scene where the chicks are models or hang with models and the dudes are artists, djs and photographers and none of them shower, not because they don’t have a shower, because their Manhatten lofts are pretty luxurious, but because it takes away from whatever the fuck they are trying to project. They dress like they are homeless despite having lots of money and the ratty clothes they rock are all desigher and they have nothing better to do with her time than get fucked up all night and sleep all day but somehow always make time to have unprotected sex.

She’s been fucking that Danny Masterson motherfucker from Malcom in the Middle for a long time because he has no taste in women and because she’s kinda locked him in by giving him whatever the fuck she had growing in her busted up cunt, making it hard for him to fuck his other groupies because of a guilty conscious of giving whatever it is she gave him to them, but I guess in her spare time, which she has a lot of, she’s out flashing Freeways because it’s so wild, funny, and obscure like a scene in the movie Kids.

I hate her and hope you do too.

Posted in:Bijou Phillips|Traffic Flasher

2008

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Some motherfucker tried to make fun of me today, what he realizes is that I have no self esteem and only get offended when girls refuse to flash me on the internet. So sticks and stones may break my bones, but getting girls on cam who won’t get naked for me is what really breaks me….on the inside.

Here are my links, I lied when I said there wouldn’t be many today, it’ll give you something to do when I go out drinking.


Purple Man – Revenge of the Cheerleader
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Some Tit
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Support the Lakers
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Pam Anderson Has Fan
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless Still
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Which team has the hotter chicks Celtics or Lakers?
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Kate Hudson Heads to the View Lookin Like The Slut She Is
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Snoop Dogg Made a Funny DVD
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Top 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters
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Zoo Weekly’s 2008 Euro Strip Off Where Sluts from European Countries Strip Off…
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Japanese Game Show Fun of the Day
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Charity Hodges Wants to Show You Her Bikini
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The Sex Dolls of Hollywood
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Choose the Right Lube for Sex, If You Ever Lose Your Virginity
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House of Wax
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Censor Bar Art Leaves Little to the Imagination
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Sky Dive Suicide Lands on House
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Some Angelina Jolie Pics I Had Never Seen Before and Almost Gave me a Boner
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Angry Prick Pummels a Group of Girls
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Wheelchair-Escalator Mishap That is Really Fucking Bad
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Indian Wall of Death Brings New Meaning to Fair Fun
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Gabriela’s DD’s Are Mind Boggling
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Trina and Sabrina Play with a Fucking Machine
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Fine Girls to Fuck, Because Fucking is Fun
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Nancy is Hot and Has a Nipple Piercing
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Naomi Campbell Takes a Fall
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Lily Allen and Her Pink Hair that Matches her Empty Womb…
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Jessica Simpson is Doing Something or Another
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Kid Rock’s Poll Dancers are Busted as Fuck – I Guess His Budget’s Been Scaled Down Since He Sucks
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Reese Whitherspoon is Boring and Looks 12
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Holly Did WHAT For Hugh Hefner?
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Butterface Has an Amazing Body
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Does Anyone Else See Anything Wrong With Mel Gibson Offering Britney Guidance?
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Jillian Beyor looks hot in red
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More Excuses for Me NOT to Work Out
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Pole Dancing Sluts on the Subway THROWBACK
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Use This to Get Sex and Enjoy Mating Activities With Someone Who Isn’t Your Hand
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Dual Dildo Ass Fuck
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Drugs
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Breaking News – Paris Hilton Buys Capt’n’Crunch
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Marky Mark Hates the Beckhams
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Kid Fails Driving Test. Five Times
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X-Tina’s Husband is Starting to HAte Her as Much As I Do
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Man, What the FUCK Happened to Little Kim?
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New iPhone Explained in 60 seconds instead of 107 Minutes
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Jesus Walks on Water
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Brooke Hogan Hates That Her Mom is a Cougar
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Front Magazines Famous Five is Easy on the Eyes
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Some Daria Werbowy Beach Throwback
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Some Asian Slut Photocopies Her Boobs
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These Slags Get Naked and You Watch. It’s Really That Simple
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Caught on the Job
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Alyssa Milano Magazine Throwback
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Some Girls Who Showed Up at the Euro
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Joy Turns to Baby Tears Because Being 16 Is Rough
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Kelly Rowland is Showing Off her Legs
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Some Man Dressed Like a Penis Encourages People to Have Sex
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Some Naked Man Dances on a Car Naked After Running Through the Gas Pumps and is Amazing
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Some Fashion Model Named Judith Bedard Shows Her Pussy Before She Became Famous
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Here’s a Poll I Influenced and Want to Know the Answer to
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Some Retardedly Obese Dude Takes a Stand for His Wedding
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Some Dude’s Giant Woman Fetish
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SOME PORN REVIEWS

Big But Movie Club
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Curry Creampie
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Mommy Got Boobs
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Leg Sex
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Fat Black Chick’s Vagina
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Some Party Chicks and Ugly Chick Shows Her Tits
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BONUS Club Sluts Want You To See How Good They Look
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ANOTHER BONUS – Getting Laid Virtually is Better Then Getting AIDS
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