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2008

30

May

Kate Hudson Acting a Fool on Set of the Day

So Kate Hudson likes to show off that her job isn’t really a job but more of being at some location for a bunch of hours a day doing nothing and getting paid hard for that shit. I used to have a job and when I did, making stupid faces and acting like an asshole never got me the promotion, it did get me fired with a request to seek psychological evaluation. We all know that acting is the biggest scam out there, where actors pretend how hard it is because they don’t want everyone else jumping on their shit and making it harder for them to land these jobs and make their millions of dollars pretending to be in stupid situations in their make-belief land. Either way, she’s wearing shorts and shorts are a step closer to naked than pants so enjoy.

Posted in:Acting|Fool|Kate Hudson|Shorts

2008

30

May

Liz Berkley’s Ass in White Pants of the Day

I think it’s a little presumptuous that Liz Berkley shows off her menopause pants to the world because no young fertile woman would be caught dead in white pants for fear of the nightmare of getting their period while wearing their white pants, because we all know that shit always hits when you least expect it, like before a hot date with a dude you want to fuck, or when you have a vacation at the beach planned and most importantly when you are somewhere far from a store without a tampon.

So Liz Berkley who is seemingly living on the edge of danger is pretty much giving you all a fuck you because she’s in her 40s and the only thing she has to worry about is the continued changes her body undergoes as she gets further and further from her Striptease body and closer and closer to a dumpy assed, saggy titted old lady.

Posted in:Ass|Liz Berkley|White Pants

2008

30

May

Angelina Jolie Had Her Twins!!!! of the Day

I don’t understand why people actually give a fuck that Angelina and Brad Pitt had their stupid twins because I know that I don’t. The second bitch got knocked up the first time, all I saw was some annoying activist with a gaping vagina and that’s only hot when I am drunk and lonely.

I actually have a new hatred for mothers because they think they are so fucking important because they’ve decided to breed and devote their lives to their little spawns. I was at my coffee shop and found out about some local promotion where mothers get 10 percent off their purchases just for being mothers. When I asked why lonely, drunk, possible deadbeat dads and obvious creeps don’t get a discount, the dude just blew me off. That’s some serious discrimination because if spreading your legs and locking some poor asshole in for life so that you don’t have to work full time anymore in exchange for giving up anything that was remotely attractive about your body warrants a discount, so should poverty, irresponsibilty, obesity and alcoholism. Fuck you MommyDiscount and the way you dangle cheaper coffee in my face that I can’t get because I have a cock…a small cock…but still a cock.

Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2008

30

May

Jojo Levesque’s Got Some Tits of the Day

Jojo was one of those Miley Cyrus jailbait sluts before Miley Cyrus existed. She kinda paved the way for Miley by giving perverts everywhere some teenage popstar fantasies and I never really understood it. She was chubby and didn’t have tits but did have a thing for black cock. The good news is that the eating paid off for her and that she finally secured some fat in the right places, it took some time and a lot of cake, but in the end, she is stacked and never had to go under the knife. Sure fake tits look stupid, but fat tits usually look worse as the nipple tries so hard to kiss the ground that you think shit’s just got off a rocky flight or even like it spent the last 6 months at sea. I guess all that matters is that bitch is showing off the cleavage she always wanted and all it took was a couple years of laziness and overeating something that my wife and I can relate to.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

30

May

Jelena Jankovic Plays Some Pornographic Tennis of the Day

Tennis is the most pornographic sport with these Eastern European girls in little skirts and panties grunting like they are fucking and I like to watch it because I am a pervert. Here’s some bitch named Jalena Jankovic taking it to the next level by throwing in some splits and using her ass to get some more coverage because she knows that her male fans will appreciate it. I never really understood why dudes freak out when strippers throw in the splits in the middle of a routine, I am guessing it’s got something to do with visualizing that flexibility in the bedroom, but I just find it obvious. I’d be a lot happier if a stripper pushed the limits a bit and fisted herself on stage while taking a shit instead, but then again, I am a tough crowd. I blame the internet for desensitizing me.

Posted in:Ass|Jelena Jankovic|Panty|Porn|Splits|Tennis

2008

30

May

Amy Alexander and Michelle Bass are Topless Together of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken, I am useless like that. I am also useless in a lot of areas of my life, so I am just keeping it real. These girls are from Big Brother in the UK and I guess living in a house together offered them a lasting friendship that brings them to topless beaches with photographers in hopes of holding onto as much of the little fame they had for as long as they can. I guess getting topless when you have massive tits is a decent strategy that I can accept as a cry for attention that is a lot less cheesy than the two girls I saw last night grabbin at each other’s tits for their boyfriends to get horny over, but that’s just because they told me to fuck off when I tried to get involved and encouraged them to go down on each other in the middle of the dancefloor, that actually pissed the group off and made them stop what they were doing because they knew their antics lured in the creeps and by creeps I mean me.

Posted in:Amy Alexander|Big Brother|Michelle Bass|Topless

2008

30

May

Adriana Lima Gets Topless for Elle Magazine of the Day

This staying up all night shit is making updating the site a pain in the ass, I guess I shouldn’t really stop the site, because I would upset about 2 people, but maybe I should stop drinking at a reasonable time. These after parties and shit are keeping me up until 8 am and I only wake up at 3 when most people are winding down for the day and getting off their computers for the weekend, making my shit useless and a waste of time. I guess I’ll figure it out and while I tend to this horrible hangover that feels like my heart is going to explode, here are some topless Adriana Lima pics for Elle magazine because she’s pretty much my favorite model and has the potential to make your dick explode all over your pants.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2008

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I decided to try to get my stepdaughter and her friends in on a game of Truth or Dare. They agreed to play and after a few shots of Jack, I was convinced things would get nice and juicy. I had planned to get them to play tag in their panties, have their first lesbian experience and even shave their cooters all while I watched. Unfortunately, they all chose truth so I found out that one of them took it up the ass once but it hurt too much, that the other is still a virgin and that the last one masturbates 2 times a week thinking of Justin Timberlake, but I didn’t see any pussy because I suck at life.

Here are my links for the day.

Well, Tori Spelling Loves Sausage
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Jessica Cediel Montage, Because Sometimes, You Need a Montage
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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Got Some Good Cleavage
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George Clooney is Single Again and Sara Larson is a Single Slutty Cocktail Waitress from Vegas Again
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The Hottest Models With The Hottest Cars:
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless
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Lucy Walsh Looks Tasty
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Club Sluts You’ll Wanna Get Dirty With
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Make a Spray Can Booby Trap and Prevent People From Finding Your Porn Stash
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You Can’t Touch Them, But You Can Touch Yourself
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A Collection of Busty Myspace Chicks
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Find Girls to Fuck and Let me Live Vicariously Through You
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Now THATS How You Open a Bottle
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Bill Murray is a Wife Beater, and Adulterer and is Addicted to Weed and Booze
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Sara Jessica Parker Gallery …. Disgusting….
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More Gemma Atkinson Calendar Sneak Peeks
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The Best Porn on the Net, Hands Down
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Producers Want Britney for Grease, and They Aren’t Talking About Her Hair
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Mila Kunis Looking Cute
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Michael Lohan Finds Any Excuse to Talk to Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Best Amateur Shots I’ve Seen In Awhile, and I look At This Shit All Day
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Some Funny Hidden Camera Shot Of Some Hot Chick in a Tight Skirt
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Emo Girls Making Out With Lots of Tongue
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Some Chick Showering in a Thong
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A whole Lot of Potential stepLINK Header Pics
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Some Sluts Self-Shot Pics
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Some Dude’s Lohan / Ronson Lesbian Montage….
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Some Rihanna Pictures at the Beach
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The Playboy SDSU Sunsplash Reggae Party
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Which of these Sluts Deserves the Hottest UK Club Slut Title
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Naomie Campbell Officially Charged with ASsulting a Police Office

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Amy Ried and Charley Chase = Super Hot Lesbian Duo
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Hot Bitch Bikini Fight
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Moth Pussy Anyone?
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Bride on Fire!!
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Scarlett Johansson on the Cover of Nylon
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Ready to BE Excited?? Shia LeBoufs Indiana Jones Panties are on Auction and I Know You Want Them
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Walmart Gang Needs Their Fucking Asses Kicked
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Monica Strips Down on Stage
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Find Sex, Because Your Life Depends on It
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Danni Wells Nude Throwback
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Roots of Breakdance (kind of)
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Random Hot Girls Being Drunk in Bars
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Virtual Hula Hoop in Her Underwear. Yes!
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Amateur Teen Slumber Party!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina and her Tits
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Some Dude’s Black Chick Booty Fetish Pic…
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Some Hot Slut in a Whole Lot of Pics
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Hot young ones…Playing With Whipped Cream
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Whore in real life…and in Second Life…
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Some Girl in Lingerie
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A slut and her Baby
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Some dudes collection of whores and video of him smoking pot…
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Censored pro pics of an amateur chick…
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Some dudes slut collection and motivational posters…
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Some Girl and Her Huge TIts
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Some Hot Amateur and Her Boyfriend and A Mirror
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

May

Some Nude Maid Involved in Some Theft’s Naked Pics of the Day

Her name is Kenna DiMartini and she works as a nude maid because I guess her dreams of being a famous porn slut or stripper didn’t work out so well for her because it didn’t allow her to pursue her one true passion of thieving.

So some dude hires this bitch to clean his house naked, even though we all know that these nude maid services are just a front for an escort agency and that she probably didn’t do any cleaning at, except for maybe after dude came. But she did manage to clean out his wife’s jewelry, about 40,000 dollars worth teaching us all a very valuable life lesson, and that’s to fuck whores in hotel rooms or back alleys or in your car and don’t bring them back to your house, because they are whores and whores are fucked up in the head and do crazy shit. So if they aren’t robbing you, they could be shitting on your floor, or having a drug overdose on your watch, and generally you don’t want that shit hanging over your head.

She has some nude pictures on the net, and these are them, so if you want to see the kind of girl you can hire to clean your house and by clean your house I mean fuck you for money then steal your wife’s jewelry totally fucking up your strategy in never letting your wife know you fuck hookers, then here you go.

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Posted in:Nude Maid|Theft

2008

29

May

Sarah McLachlan’s in a Bikini of the Day

If you aren’t sitting at home jerking off to hot young chicks half naked on So You Think You Can Dance and you are surfing the internet looking for post-pregnancy bikini pics of the woman who brought you the song “In the Arms of an Angel”, a song you are very familiar with because it runs through your head every time you jerk off while crying to yourself because you are the only person who loves you and because you know all your dead relatives are up there laughing at you in your moment of shame.

Either way, Sarah McLachlan, along with Dan Akroyd and my wife, prove that Canadians don’t do much more than sit around and eat bacon all day and these bikini pictures look like she’s been spending a little too much time behind the piano and not enough time doing squats with the piano, unless you consider the night she got knocked up, which probably involved a decent amount of bouncing on dick, not that I am one to talk, the internet has made me unable to do much more than make fun of fat asses I’d still like to fuck because my heart can handle the stain of doing much else…

I guess the good news in all this is that her belly button means business as it looks like it is screaming for her to cover the fuck up because it is self conscious about how big it is, something you have never really related to, if you know what I mean, which you do. Little penis man. Yes, I am talking to myself again, I’m pretty much the only person who listens to me.

Posted in:Bikini|Sarah McLachlan