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2008

20

May

Reese Witherspoon’s Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is boring as fuck and looks like a boring fuck and I have always felt that way about her. Sure she’s had a bunch of kids making you think she’s worth fucking, but she just did that to lock in the teen heartthrob who knocked her up when they did a movie together and the other kids were just used as a distraction to how boring she was and dude figured that at least babies give them some laughs and something to do with their time and something to talk about to divert their attention from each other because she pretty much had nothing to offer.

These bikini pics prove that. She looks like a Southern Fat chick who has been lucky enough to not work in the diner where she was supposed to and moved to Hollywood where she won an Academy Award all while fighting off the demons of her past as they try to make her ass as fat as it was supposed to be if she hadn’t ran away to Hollywood all in hopes that it doesn’t win, but it will. It always does. You can’t beat genetics, trust me, I’ve tried.

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Posted in:Bikini|Reese Witherspoon|Tits

2008

20

May

Amy Winehouse Out in Her Joggin’ Shorts of the Day

Looks like Amy Winehouse is about to go on a jog and I am posting these for all the haters who said she was only skinny because of crack/heroin/cocaine or whatever drugs she’s on. I always say how nice and fit she looks and people always come back at me about how she doesn’t eat because she’s a fuckin’ addict, while would an addict where gym shorts to be ready because they look like they are scared shitless and about to run away from the voices in their head….I don’t think so. She needs a workout tape so all you fat sluts can follow her lead.

Amy Winehouse reminds me of this Jewish dude who is always hanging out in my neighborhood, not because all Jews look the same, but because he dresses like he’s not rich and begs people on the street for a quarter for a fuckin’ coffee while rockin’ a fatty rolex and designer jeans. I have given him shit before because I only see him on weekends and he’s probably doing it to make an extra 40 dollars a day, while his wife is at the salon getting her hair done or some shit because he’s addicted to money. The point is that he tries to look like he’s ratty and unshowered and like he doesn’t have any money or a nice expensive home, an Amy Winehouse is just followin’ his lead only instead of begging for change she looks more like the kind of girl who will suck your dick with her toothless mouth for drugs, while we all know she can afford to get her toothless mouth fixed and that this is all just a bullshit cry for attention to make a little more money because that’s really all she and the Jewish dude who pretends to be homeless care about. I think someone should fuck the cents back into her and I nominate me because I am not scared of things that stink.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bra

2008

20

May

Kristen Bell’s Tight Ass in Sweat Pants of the Day

I saw that Sarah Marshall shit and I use the term shit loosely because I can’t thing of something more representative of what I experienced for that hour and a half at cheap movie night. Instead of watching the equivalent of watching AIDS fester in the blood stream of a poor unsuspecting 5 year old who just got molested by her AIDS positive uncle on screen and set in Hawaii, I used the opportunity of having the time away from my wife to fantasize about the group of college girls sitting in front of me who thought they were coming to a good movie. I ran different scenarios through my head of what they would do to each other provided they just let down that front and accepted that all girls are dykes. I was trying to think of how they go to yoga class in yoga pants together and when they get home the more liberal one of the group who is more open about fucking her roommates decides to show off her moves like it ain’t a thing only she does it after getting out of the shower while wearing nothing but a towel, leading to the others to get naked in some sort of yoga experimental 20 something all girl orgy that I am watching from a tree outside their dorm room window.

The reason I hated this shit movie was because it was a fucking mess that didn’t make me laugh. I admit I am a joke snob and I never laugh because I don’t believe in it, but I think objectively it was not funny for anyone in the theatre except for the drunk guy who was trying to get his money’s worth, but based on his twitching, I think he could have been laughing at the voices in his head.

The writer was the main character who milked the fact that he sold a script and decided now was his chance to make himself famous in some ego-project that he casted himself for but should have never been cast for at all because the movie should have never been made. To make things worse the dude, who was ridiculously weird looking wrote in scenes of him showing his dick as many times as possible and I think it all stems back from the constant encouragement of his mother.

Either way, Kristen Bell wasn’t hot or interesting in it and compared to Mila Kunis was more on par with the ridiculously fat Hawaiian dude who worked on the resort but to be fair to Kristen Bell, here are pictures of her ass and I guess when she’s standing alone she’s worth a round.

Posted in:Kristen Bell|Tight Ass|Tight Pants

2008

20

May

Kimmy Stewart Gets it on with Jude Law of the Day

I always thought that Kimmy Stewart was a mangled piece of bird nosed shit, but I guess when drunk she’s worth fuckin’ if you are a homeless motherfucker like me. I can just close my eyes and pretend the nose bashing me in the fuckin’ face is just my priest teaching me what Catholicism is all about because I always had fond memories of the church growing up as an Orphan mexican who couldn’t speak english,, it was a whole lot holier than the hell that is living in Kimmy Stewarts underwear.

Either way, she was caught getting down with Jude Law, offering to zip him up because celebrities are high maintenance and Kimmy Stewart knows she’s not quite celebrity enough or hot enough to be chased after by anyone, especially some second rate actor, and has to do everything she can to star fuck him.

I guess to be fair to Kimmy Stewart her dad did revolutionize music for 40 year old women in the 90s, turning them all into sluts and he does give hope to short men that a little money and a raspy ballad singing career leads to impregnating numerous tall blonde models who clearly did enough cocaine and smoked enough heroin in the 70s to ruin their uterus and produce this mess of a daughter.

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2008

20

May

Fergie Does it All For the Kids of the Today Show of the Day

Fergie performed on the Today Show today in a pair of leather pants. She ended up grinding the stage, suggestively went down on her guitar player, did a booty shake and the whole performance looked like watching a ghetto stripshow in too many clothes. I guess she learnt this shit when she was a meth addict and needed to make some extra money at stag parties, you know dudes would pay top dollar to see any Disney slut all jacked on drugs and getting naked in their hotel suite.

The sex on stage wasn’t what made Fergie’s performance funny, the fact that she was performing for a group of middle school kids who were probably on their grad trip to NYC is what made it funny. Shit’s on Daytime TV and it looks more like I am watching a behind the scenes DVD on her life at Disney when dirty old men producers made her and her co-star Mika get it on in his office in exchange for promises of renewing that shit another year.

I am not a parent and I figure that having my 10 year old daughter doing this shit in the park with her friends is a bad thing. I went to a concert twice last year, one was a free thing in a park and the other was a free ticket to Gwen Stefani and Akon and at both shows, there were kids around me grinding up against each other like they were fucking and it made me uncomfortable, especially at the Akon show when he sang his “I wanna Fuck You” song and they were singing along, but the creepy dude in the trench coat and sweat pants behind me seemed to like it enough to start jerking off to the scene before security took him out. So at least one person approves and I guess it’s never too early to learn about the birds and the bees, maybe in 8 years you’ll be getting down to some of these girls and they’ll be like slamming a 35 year old divorcee with a horny vagina and with years of fucking experience, because they all lost their virginity at 12 and their anal virginity at 12 and a half. It’s a new scary generation and I am happy that I am not a father because even the Today Show is pornographic.

Here are the videos of her in action.

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2008

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I found out that Rihanna is going to be in Montreal tomorrow and now I am trying to get tickets to her concert and her after party. I doubt any of you can help me but figured I’d put it up here in case one of you is a long lost relative or old friend because you never know who people know or if people are hooked up despite being virgin losers in their mom’s basement, so if you can hook me up, email me to let me know. I was planning on sneaking into her hotel room and stealing a pair of her panties to give away on the site as a contest prize, but realized I am too lazy to bother, but I will go to the show and throw pigs blood on her while she’s on stage to remind her of her “island” voodoo love rituals that fame has made her too cool to embrace….but no guarantees, I may be too lazy…

Speaking of lazy, here’s all the shit I was too lazy to post about that went on the last day or two, enjoy.


Some Britney Spears Surfing Pics From Costa Rica Cuz She Likes to Stay Acive
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Latina Dancing For her Webcam Video
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Taylor Swift Gets Wet at the Country Music Awards
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That Video of Angelina Jolie Smoking Heroin Really Isn’t of Her Smoking Heroin, And is Actually Boring As Fuck
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Petra Nemcova Loves Sean Penn, and I love Petra Nemcova’s Exposed Tits
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100 Celebrities Arrested for Drug Possession
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I Don’t Know Who Whitney Port is, But Here is Her Nipple Anyways
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Hot Sometimes
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Goes To the Strippers With Robert Goulet Before He Died
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Crack a Bike Lock and Steal a Bike
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Three Naked Chicks. I Think That Sums it Up, Really
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m not into Car Racing, But Hot Chicks Keep My Attention Well
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That Video of Angelina Jolie Smoking Heroin Really Isn’t of Her Smoking Heroin, And is Actually Boring As Fuck
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Your Weekend Was Shitty and Lonely, So Watch These Web Cam Sluts and Feel Better About Life Because They Do What You Tell Them To…
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Karolina Kurkova Hot Legs
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They Let Shiloh Out of Her Cage
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These are my Wife’s Favorite 2 Things….United….
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Some Homos From Star Trek Are Getting Married, Because Gay Marriage is Legal Now
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Justin Timberlake to Also Follow Gay Marriage Trend?
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Amateur Self Shots of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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90210 The Next Generation Proves It Will Be as Gay As it Sounds
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Alison Angel is the Ultimate Blonde
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Shorty Got Low – Slut…
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Commercials From Europe Are Amazing, And Here’s Proof
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Leticia Cline and Her Maxim Hometown Hotty/Wrestling Fake Tits Do Playboy, Here are the pics
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Some Erotic Shots of a Naked Girl in a Mask…
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Cleveland From Family Guy Has His Own Show – This is the Preview
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Some Euro Chick Re-Creates the Lohan Photos Which Recreated some Marilyn Monroe Photos
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Some Exclusive Pics of Katy Perry in a One Piece Bathing Suit Rollin’ Around Drunk
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Nadja Auermann’s Got Legs…
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Big Gay Al to Spill the Beans About Life with Jaba the Hut
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The Top 10 Timeless Drunken Gentlemen
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The Top 10 Steve Carell Moments…I Don’t Think He’s Had Any…
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More Tequila Sluts Playing Beach Volleyball…
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Jesse Metcalfe From Desperate Housewives Kicked Some Dude’s Ass at Hard Rock Cafe in San Diego
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Some Hot Model Cuts Up Her T-Shirt Proper and Shows Some Tit
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Some Naked Girls on a Cruise and the Dudes Who Want to Bang Them
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A Compilation of Asses Being Shook
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Here’s a Weird New Fetish Called Drooling
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Same VIdeo Only This Time the Drooler Licks Her Foot
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Some Miami Lesbian Conference With Some Topless Oil Wrestling
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Baby Oil Babe
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Angelina Jolie Pregant Tits Exposed!!
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Ashlee Simpson is Selling Her Wedding Pics for 1,000,000 Dollars
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Some Fans Going Fucking Nuts
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Got Boobs?
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The Brightest Pussy in Town…
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Ass For a Walk in LA
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A Nice Collection of Random Hot Babes
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Soviet Breakdance
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Here’s a Great Moment in Comedy History That May Make You Want to Kill Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Guy’s GF in a Thong
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Glockboyjay’s Girlfriend in Her Underwear
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Ass in Panties
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Some Photobucket Finds from Alien Autopsy (he wrote the captions not me)

Nice Mocha Latte breats…
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Here’s one of those anoroexic things you seem to like….yeech…
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Doesn’t show much…but pretty hot…great ass..
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this chick has an ass that can stop wars…too bad they already flagged most of her pix…
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No explanation….
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Must be an ass kind of night…
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Yeah..this will last long on PB ….
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BONUS – CLUB SLUTS BEING SLUTS AT CLUBS….

Click Here To See The Gallery of Drunken Attention Starved Sluts

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

May

Lindsay Lohan in Her Bikini of the Day

Lohan was out in her bikini this weekend, while I was out wondering the streets all alone, hoping something interesting came my way. It never did. I guess it’s pretty obvious that her life is better than mine and to make matters worse, that whole Facebook Lohan was all a lie and the Lohan who was sending me messages was a fake and not the real Lohan reaching out to profess her love for me while declaring that all these years I’ve been watching her, she’s been watching me. I am pretty much over it.

I was talking to a girl I know who has slept with hundreds of dudes, I like to call her my little Lohan even though she’s about 200 pounds. We were talking about STDs and abortions and she claims to have never had either despite never using condoms. I tried to explain to her that it’s a number games and she’s either lying to me or the luckiest slut in the world, but then I got to thinking that maybe STDs and pregnancy are just a myth and that you should bang every girl you come across unprotected to prove the media and their scare tactics wrong. But then I realized that this 200 pound bitch’s uterus was probably eaten by her hungry stomach one day when she skipped lunch in some attempt to have a fashionable eating disorder before realizing how much she needs food and more importantly that every dude she’s been with had to have been a 25 year old virgin because no matter how horny a guy is, there is no way he’d get up in that unless it was for practice in hope of landing a real girl.

Either way, here’s Lohan in a bikini and I still want to play with her vagina, but that’s probably just because I have no friends and figure that her vagina is pretty friendly and doesn’t discriminate new people it meets….

Posted in:Bikini|Lindsay Lohan

2008

19

May

Britney Spears Costa Rican Bikini of the Day

When I see Britney Spears in Costa Rica, I think about how much the salt water must burn her pussy, but that burn probably goes away after the infection caused by leaving a tampon in for 3 months because she forgot it inside her clears up, leaving her vibrant and fresh smelling for a change and by vibrant and fresh smelling I mean fat but not too fat.

I am convinced that in 6 months from now, Britney is going to be fit and as hot as she used to be but a little more fun to fuck than she used to be because crazy girls are wild in bed and 18 year old popstars are too shy and insecure to show you a good time, making it feel like you are raping her everytime you fuck her, which is something she needs to go through to get to the point of crazy that makes her good in bed,

So don’t believe everything you read, those rumors that rape ruin people is just bad publicity for rape, because every girl I know who has unwillingly had sex with a man because she was drunk or asleep needed that to teach her what guys really want. Don’t get me wrong, I am not talking about the kind of rape that leaves a girl passed out in a ditch or parking garage battered with a pair of bloody panties and turns her into a lesbian, I am talking about the good kind of rape that is more of an educational experience that happens on dates across america on a regular basis.

Either way, here’s Britney in Costa Rica, I wonder if she’s had a chance to play with the monkeys, you know dressing them up and pretending they are her babies that the law wrongfully took her away and left her broken down and a disaster that I want to bang, but I have no standards.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Costa Rica

2008

19

May

Rachel Bilson’s Barren Womb of the Day

Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson’s tits holding a doll like she’s some kind of mother who just lost her baby to cancer, or maybe like some kind of 38 year old woman who has been trying to have babies for the last 5 years but has some kind of fucked up uterus because she’s not all woman. I guess she’s taking the whole celebrity pregnancy shit to heart and wishes she could fit in with the fertile girls and this is her only option to accessorize in fashion. I guess it doesn’t matter, what does matter is that she’s banging that dude from Star Wars and that probably makes you really upset because you are into Star Wars and have a bit of a man crush on the fucker and late at night as you lie in bed alone you imagine you were with him but know that he’s with this bitch. She’s ruining all your fun and you hate her. I know how these things work and don’t worry, it’s not that gay that you just want to explore the darkside of a guy who is part of the only thing you love….well actually it is, but I doubt you’re his type so for now it’s just your dirty little secret no one needs to know about and that makes you and your fantasies a lot more socially acceptable and leaves you up to little scrutiny from your peers and the good news is that you can jerk off to these pics knowing that your dream boy jerks off on them.

Posted in:Baby|Rachel Bilson

2008

19

May

Lily Allen’s Pussy Flash of the Day

Lily Allen has a little landing strip, in the event you were wondering what the weapon who killed her baby looked like. I figured she’d have a lot more bush because she looks more like a ratty hipster chick than a brazilian waxing club slut and because I figured that after the miscarriage she wouldn’t give her vagina the time of day because it wronged her and needed some level of punishment and since all other forms of punishment made it cum, she figured that the silent treatment was the best approach to teach it a lesson so the pain of losing a baby doesn’t happen again, I was wrong. It happens, here’s Lily Allen’s pussy for you sick fucks who seeing the vagina of fat dumpy girls because it’s all you really know.

I don’t know when the pussy picture was taken, but these topless pictures of her are from this weekend, look at those legs, they look nice and sturdy like an empty school bus which is okay since it matches her childless stomach.

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