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2008

21

May

Madonna Has a See Through Dress in Cannes of the Day

Madonna may be old and washed up but should be given some credit in trying to hold onto the fame she once had. Even though I should ignore this bitch and ignore her new-found masculinity because I know that no one gives a fuck about her, I just can’t seem to. She’s in Cannes and she’s wearing some kind of barely see through dress that isn’t really a big deal, but you can see nipple and that usually seems to be enough to keep you happy, because the last time you jerked off to nipples this old, it was when your mom slipped out of her towel after taking a shower and this will probably cause a lot less emotional damage.

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2008

21

May

Eva Herzigova in Lingerie in Cannes of the Day

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Despite finding lingerie kinda lame when it comes to finding pictures to jerk off to, I am all for girls who would normally be in normal clothes wearing lingerie instead of normal clothes because it makes things more interesting to look at. I have no idea who Eva Herzigova but she somehow managed to get invited to Cannes and is wearing some kind of 1980’s style lingerie instead of a normal dress and that may not be all that hot but it’s better than nothing.

I went to a dress store with one of my stepdaughters the other day, I am not entirely sure why I agreed to it but I am glad I did because as she was going through every single dress in the place, I was standing by the changing room watching teenage girls try on their prom dresses. Now that may not seem all that exciting to you, I am easily pleased and watching bra flashes and panty flashes as their mom’s zipped them up was like porn to me…Either way, here’s Eva.

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2008

21

May

Jessica Simpson Cabo Cleavage in a Bikini of the Day

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These are some pretty pathetic pictures of Jessica Simpson in a bikini in Cabo, but not as pathetic as me writing about Jessica Simpson’s pathetic bikini pictures, but I figure that she needs some attention since all the focus has been on her sister the last couple of weeks and Jessica is used to having Ashlee ride her coat tails and her bratty spoiled piece of shit attitude doesn’t really like what’s going on, but she can’t seem to find the words to explain what she’s feeling because she’s too stupid so she’s turn to the bottle like most illiterates do, only most illiterates are homeless people who could never adapt in the real world and not big breasted rich chicks.

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I feel like I learned that on the Cosby Show when Sammy Davis Jr made a guest appearance as an illiterate, sure it may not be all that recent an episode but it was considered big news the last time I had TV, it’s not my fault you’ve moved on. Ditcher.

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2008

21

May

Lydia Hearst in Lingerie at Some Event of the Day

Lydia Hearst was at some event and she was paid to wear this outfit like some kind of fetish model only a lot more classy because she’s a billionaire and not just some overweight girl from high school looking for male attention and the only way she can get it is by squeezing her fat ass into PVC while pretending she’s Betty Page or some shit.

I am more into naked than underwear because I am not one of those fags who likes leaving things to the imagination, I like it served on a plate and looking at her in underwear and trying to visualize what her pussy looks like is a pain in the ass because I know I’ll never actually see what her pussy looks like, so why fuckin’ bother. Lingerie is boring.

The only time I get excited now is when I see my wife in her everyday clothes, because it is a lot better than seeing her naked, something she’s become fond of because clothes are too constricting on her fat ass, but not as excited as seeing the trashy pregnant chick in a belly shirt and short shorts smoking a cigarette I saw turning tricks yesterday, she may not be a heiress but at least she gives me the time of day when I talk to her and by talk to her I mean when I let her suck my dick.

Posted in:Lingerie|Lydia Hearst

2008

21

May

Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Being Asked About Her Inheritance of the Day

So for those of you who don’t know, Paris HIlton’s grandfather is worth 2.4 billion dollars and for her entire useless life she’s been expecting a huge cut of that fortune, but in the last couple of years after realizing that his grandkids are fuckin’ useless, dude decided to put shit up for charity.

In the clip, some British reporter asks Paris about how she feels about her grandfather scaling down on her inheritance and she demands for the next question like some spoiled little cunt who doesn’t wanna acknowledge the fact that her cunt and her antics for the last 10 years that have embarrassed her family are the reason he’s not facilitating their future.

I love how bitch takes this shit personally, like she feels she is somehow owed money just because he has it. I never understand that about rich kids, just because their parents are loaded, they think they are by default, but maybe that’s because I am not rich, but if I was, I can guarantee I wouldn’t just turn the product of my hard work over to a bunch of hungry leeches or to some partyslut with herpes, even if that partyslut with herpes was my wife. I’d rather give spend that shit to myself before I die, or maybe like Paris Hilton’s grandfather, I’d give it to AIDS research to save my granddaughter’s life, because she’s a useless rich girl slut.

Posted in:Paris Hilton|Spoiled

2008

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So my readers suck at life but I expected that I wouldn’t get free tickets to events, but figured I’d try. I am not all that hurt about it, but my stepdaughter cried a lot and I blame you. The good news is that some penthouse pet emailed me from some weird email offering to leave me a voicemail of her not masturbating if I linked her friends site. I feel like I’ve really made it and can go kill myself now, but before I do….

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Dancing With the Stars Karina Smirnoff in a Hot Photoshoot
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Angelina and Clint Eastwoods Wife Get a Little Lezzy at Cannes
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Ben Stiller Kind of Sucks, But Tropic Thunder Looks Kind of Amazing
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Watch the Hottest Movie Review and by Movie Review I Mean Huge Tits
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Marriage is Already Ruining Nick Cannon’s Wife, But At Least He’s Banging Mariah Carey
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Are the ladies of the new 90210 hotter than the Originals?
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Jes Brieden Makes Shitty EuroDance, But Look At Her Photos Anyways
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Look But Don’t Touch, Because Guys Like You Don;t Get Girls Like These
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Learn How to Last Longer in Bed, Because Two Minutes in Heaven is Better Then One Minute in Heaven
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Find Porn Reviews Now
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Audrina Partridge Strips Down
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Rachel Bilson Down Blouse That May Be From Last Week, But I Am Too Drunk To Remember
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Web Cam Slut Tuesdays They Have Live Sex…
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Web Cam Accident Goes Good For Horny Execs
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Some Russian Club Sluts That You Can Imagine Doing Dirty Things To
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Blake Lively is Still on Vacation…Still in a Bikini and Still Useless
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Amy Winehouse Wants to Have Kids- I can only dream that they will be mine…
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mom Does Not Equal Girlfriend
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I’m sorry, But Shauna Sand is Relaly Fucked Up Looking
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I Need to Buy a TV, Because Livin’ Lohan Looks Like It’s Going to Be Amazing
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And While Were on the Subject, Lindsay is Getting Sued
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Amateur Slut I Wanna Bang of the Day
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Angelina Jolie is REALLY Fucking Pregnant, But You;re a Perv and Prolly Into That,m So Check It OUt
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Bianca Slut and Her Sleeping Clothes
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Here are Some Leaked Sex in the City Clips for the Homos
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Top Top 10 Office Freakouts of All Time
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The Suge Knight Fight Where He Gets His Pussy Killer Ass Beat
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Some Disgusting Tampon Tattoo
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Some Rihanna in a Dominatrix Outfit Performing….Since I Couldn’t Land Tickets To the Concert…I Will Live Vicariously Through Her Pics….
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Brianna Frost is Hot
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Some America’s Next Top Model Chick’s Personal Slutting Out Pics
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Some New Pictures of Jenna Jameson in Lingerie
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Some Flying Penis a some Russian Speech Makes me Laugh
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Keira Knightley Almost Has an Upskirt
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His and Her Grooming Kits Rip Off a Terry Richardson Muff Shot Pic
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A Whole Lot More Webcam Sluts Willing to Do What You Tell Them
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Italian Web Cam Slut
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Use This to Help You Find Sex, Because You Need all The Help You Can Get
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Balloon Pussy!
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Blue Flame Technology
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The Only Thing Weirder Then How Devon Aoki Looks Is That Her Brother Wants to Bang Her
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Aubrey O’Day is My Kind of Ho
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2 Girls, 1 Buzzing
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Miss Nude Contest is Exactly What it Sounds Like
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Jenna Jameson Topless Throwback Action
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Stair Diving Goes Wrong
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The PoorMan’s Bikini Beach Mile
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Jennifer Tilly is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Russian Politician is Pranked by Flying Sex Toy
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Petra Nemcover Cleavage at Cannes
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Lohan Bikini Throwback, Because I Like to Dream of the Old Days
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If You Are Lookin’ for a Gangbang – Click This Link….Seriously Amazing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Girl and Her Vagina
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A Girl Her Tits and her Vagina Make Their Wy Onto the Internet
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Pierced Face – Saggy Titty Black Chick
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Gross
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Big Tits in a Bikini and Other Weird Photobucket Finds
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2008

20

May

Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Shorts and Tits of the Day

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I like how the circle of life works, one person dies another is born, one couple breaks up and another one ends up getting married because gay marriage was finally legalized and all their fabricated commercial emo shit can go down under the legal contract that locks them together called marriage. I am talking about how Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson right before Ashlee and Pete Wentz got married and how this probably ruined Jessica Simpson on the inside, kinda like how Tony Romo did to her insides while he had her vulnerable vagina crying on his bed, only with a lot less semen.

Either way, here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson before the wedding showing off some tits because she’s back on the market and knows that dudes like tits.

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And here is Jessica Simpson after the wedding in Cabo to Deal With Her Jealousy of Her Sister’s Wedding and She Isn’t in a Bikini Yet….But Probably Will Be…so keep yourself posted.

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2008

20

May

Jenny McCarthy is a Hot Man of the Day

Jenny McCarthy has never been hot in my world, but then again, my world is a scary place and girls who were in Playboy don’t exist in it, but when I look at her now, I feel like she’d fit in nicely amongst the trannies I roll by and want to befriend because I am fascinated in their big hair, bad make-up, fake tits and penis, not in a sexual way, I am not creepy like that, despite knowing that tranny porn is watched mostly by straight dudes who think it’s less gay to watch a chick with a dick bang a chick than watch a dude bang a chick, because at least the dick’s got a hot set of fake tits, but I find it a little too unnatural to be down with. I do know that someone who has done that to themselves is probably a lot of fun to hang with because they obviously don’t give a fuck about what other people think about them.

The point of all that was to say that Jenny McCarthy may have big tits, she may live a life as a girl but until I see a spread out pussy, I am calling dude on this shit. Her freaky face is just too much like one of my homeboys than one that comes stock with a vagina.

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2008

20

May

Alessandra Ambrosio has Some Hot Pregnant Tits of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is part of the reason I want to get a model pregnant, even though that dream is not possible for me since my good years are far behind me and because my good years weren’t all that good, I was just a little more put together and about 10 years farther away from my impending death. I know that if I made other life choices I could have ended up with a model’s baby, like if I never got fired from that old folks home, maybe one of the girls coming to see their dying grandmother was hot, or even if I became addicted to dance instead of addicted to drinking, I could have found myself performing at some model conference. The truth is you just never know, but I do know that it wasn’t written in my cards.

The reason I would want to get a model pregnant, is that despite having a disgusting little parasite eating off her and growing inside her, she is still hot enough to fuck and not worry about how gross the experience actually is and just follow your balls direction in cumming inside her again. It’s like give something worth eating as my load showers it’s little developing head.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|cleavage|Tits

2008

20

May

Whitney Port from The Hills Stars in Some Nipple Slip of the Day

These pics have been floating around the last couple of days but I decided to post the shit regardless because that’s how irresponsible I am when it comes to bringing you the latest and greatest of the world of famous and no so famous sluts. I am also irresponsible in every other aspect of my life so don’t think you’re special.

What is special is the concept of not wearing a bra, because let’s face it, not every chick needs one and it is a little presumptuous of some girls who wear bras when they don’t need them, that’s like me buying extra large condoms, provided I wore condoms, but prefer the fear induced by not knowing whether I am dying of a horrible virus, it’s just hard to find street whores willing to do that, you always have to offer an extra 20 and sometimes that just doesn’t make fiscal sense and you have to go for the bareback blowjob instead which is a lot less exciting because the changes of contracting shit is substantially less, even with their open crackwhore sores in their mouth. I like to think I live on the wild side.

Speaking of wild, this girl I’ve never heard of is important enough to have pictures taken of her by the paparazzi and you aren’t, I am not sure what that says about you, but it says something about fame in America and how useless you can be to get it.

Enough writing, look at her nipple while she eats, it kinda grosses me out, but that’s just because the only time I’ve seen my wife naked is when she’s naked, she thinks it makes her favorite thing a more spiritual experience, I guess like someone who likes skinny dipping instead of swimming, or like a naked baby being baptized. She just wants nothing to stand between her and her food, it pollutes the experience between her and her god. Enjoy.

Posted in:Nipple Slip|Uncategorized|Whitney Port