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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2008

May

Olivia Munn Keeps the Dream Alive of the Day

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The thing you gotta love about Olivia Munn, other than the fact that she’s the relatively hot girl who caters to geeks across the nation on her shitty G4TV bullshit designed for virgins, is that she takes her target market seriously enough to show up to events with dudes who look equally ugly as the guys who jerk off to her compulsively at home. It’s not really their fault, they are collectors and the obsessive nature of collecting usually spills over into all aspects of their life. The benefit of her doing this is that it still gives hope to the losers watching her daily at home that they have a chance. Nothing would turn them off of her more than if she showed up with a gym-bo in Ed Hardy who the only Superman he knows is himself as he flexes in front of the mirror and not the one her audience knows everything about because they’ve read every single Superman comic ever written 33 times because that’s the year Superman was created, but you already know that, don’t you virgin.

Posted in:Loser|Olivia Munn

2008

May

Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I was just out walking the streets because this has been a hard week or me of writers block and forgetting everything I wanted to talk about on the site and it’s even followed me to bed at night and unlike being followed to bed like a hot girl which would make me happy, the only benefit it has is frustration of having amazing dreams of stories I want to tell you but seem to forget when I wake up, because I drink too much.

So I hit the streets hoping for inspiration and the only thing of interest that happened was when I saw some rich lookin woman in tight pants walking around with a heavy box and I decided to ask her if she needed help with her box and when she hesitantly agreed to let me carry it for her, I said that I was talking about her other box and she just called me a sick fuck and stormed across he street. Sure, it was a standard played out joke, but I feel obligated to drop it every time an opportunity like that presents itself, it’s kinda like how Danielle Lloyd gets into a bikini every time she has a chance, which is always, because it’s all this slut is good for.

Posted in:Bikini|Danielle Lloyd

2008

May

Cameron Diaz is Bald on Set of the Day

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I am not entirely sure why anyone gives a fuck about Cameron Diaz, the good years are pretty much far behind her and now she’s getting casted to play mothers and not the hot slut everyone wants to fuck. So seeing these pictures of her in movie make-up playing a mother who shaves her head for her dying kid, and actually pretending I give a fuck isn’t really possible. It actually makes me hate celebrities and hollywood more than I did yesterday. I understand that movies are make belief and just a form of entertainment but people get so fuckin’ involved and caught up n the shit because their lives are so useless that seeing people in fake scenarios moves them. The only reason I am posting this is because I know a few of you have fantasies of banging a cancer patient because you get off on how they are too weak to turn you down when you drunkenly force yourself on them, and I am not posting this because I find the pictures hot or important because it’s all a bullshit lie and when the shoot is over she takes off the skull cap and goes back to her indulgent life, instead of going home to deal with her dying kid, like many real people do on a daily basis. So if anything, these pictures are just a big fuck you to everyone out there who is actually suffering and that’s more reason for you to hate this bitch and her multi-million dollar paycheck.

Posted in:Bald|Cameron Diaz

2008

May

Ellen Trying to Voice Her Useless Lesbian Opinion of the Day

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John McCain doesn’t like Gays marrying, probably because he’s 80 and a republican and gays didn’t exist in the 20s and still don’t exist to republicans. The only reason I am posting this is because Ellen comes at John McCain with some emotional drivel about how she thinks she’s isolated and it hurts her feelings that she couldn’t get gay married up until recently and as the leader of the lesbian movement, should probably consider coming at him with some tangible logical arguments other than how it makes her feel like the last one picked for the lesbian softball game and I am disappointed.

Either way, I agree that everyone deserves the right to legally bind their love even if it’s homo, But I do know that these gays have know idea what they are getting themselves into. Marriage isn’t all the media makes it out to be, it’s something that people think they have to do it after college otherwise they aren’t real women and guys agree because of love, lack of anything better to do and to avoid arguments and enter phase one of being good little members of middle-management society.

What I do know is that after having been married, I think it’s safe to say that I wish this shit was illegal for straight people too.

Posted in:Ellen|Gay Marriage

2008

May

Stephen Curtis Chapman’s Daughter Killed By Her Brother….

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I am not one for religion, because I am just scared of any group belief that usually becomes unhealthily fanatic and crazy as soon as a motherfucker tries to kick an addiction or a tragedy strikes. I am convinced that this shit was originally population control before TV existed like some big brother is watching you in hopes of giving people morals and values so they don’t rape, kill, steal or masturbate and ruin an civilized, yet ridiculously corrupt society, with their out of control fun.

The other reason I hate this religious shit is because it’s a fuckin’ scam that preys on losers and gets them to donate 20 percent of their paychecks to their church out of guilt or hope, and anything that cashes in on a weak person is evil, if these fucker’s were so eager to help people, they’d do it for free. But instead the Preacher is pretending to save and heal the sick, collecting their cash and buying his 30 million dollar compound in southern California all in the name of Jesus because you know if Jesus lived today he’d totally steal from the poor and weak by selling them false promises in order to buy himself the luxuries of life, but that’s just because he was jewish.

Either way, Stephen Curtis Chapman is one of those annoying Christian singers his 5 year old adopted baby ended up getting killed by his useless real son “accidentally”. Death is sad especially when it happens to a cute 5 year old down orphan who was given a second chance, but I am thinking the son ran her over on purpose because he was jealous of all the attention his parents were giving her instead of to him.

Point of all this is to say that, even God hates Christian Rock…

Here’s 5 Year Old Maria before she was murdered. This kinda breaks my cold black heart.

This tragedy seems to be great opportunity for the Chapman’s to promote their charity and make a little money off it because it looks like their personal site and charity website were both updated and I know that’d be the first thing I did if my 5 year old was brutally run over by my son…..

Check out StevenCurtisChapman.com
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and his Charity Shaohannah’s Hope Website/Donation Form
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Posted in:R.I.P.|Stephen Curtis Chapman

2008

May

Day One of the R. Kelly Sex Tape Trial of the Day

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I don’t know what is hotter, watching the R. Kelly sex tape or listening to some newscaster describe the sex tape on local television. There’s just something magical about hearing some woman on TV say “the girl is naked, and the man instructs her to dance, he tells her to urinate on the floor and then they engage in dirty talk with her calling him daddy and there are a number of sex acts where she is blank faced and passive”. It’s like she’s describing everytime I have ever slept with a woman, except instead of making them dance and piss on the floor, I apologize in advance and instead of being passive an blank-faced they are asleep and snoring because ladies…I am that good. Sex with me is so bad that the only way a girl can forget it’s happening is to try to sleep it off like a bad cold.

Posted in:R. Kelly|Sex Tape

2008

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t like hunting, I actually like animals more than 98 percent of people I’ve met over the years, but there’s just something amazing about watching a dog hump a shot deer, and I am not quite sure what it is but I know that I laughed and as someone who never laughs, I had no choice but to post it here….I also have no choice but to post my links, but they are worth clicking, I’ve been told by at least one person that they are the best links online, but that person was me and I am kinda bias.

The Hottest Soccer Wives You’ve Ever Seen
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Strippers Rejoice!!! You Don’t Have to Keep Your Tips in Your Old Underwear Anymore
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Watch Ninja Babes in Space Episode 1
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Keeley Hazel Isn’t Naked But IS Still Fun to Look At
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Nick Hogan is a Cry Baby and is Feeling Sorry for Himself
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Beverly Hills Pimps and Hoes Do a Photoshoot
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Katherine Heigl is Boring and Reminds ME of Your Mom, Which is Prbably a Huge Turn on for You.
So Here are Some Pics of Her
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Top 10 Athlete Performances on SNL if you Care…
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Cheat Your Education!!
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Use This Spray to Get Sex Today
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Patsy Kensit See Through Dress
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Sharon Stone Drags ANother Old Haggard Animal on the Red Carpet
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Flex and the City
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The KKK is Endorsing John Mc Cain, but are Pretending They Aren’t But They Are
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That Little Troll Tila Tequila has a Gallery
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Amy Winehouse Used to Look Half Decent
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Former Whore for Heidi Fleiss Turned “Actress” Denise Richards Makes a Fool of Herself on The View
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Mila Kunis is My Wife in Training, At Least that’s What I Tell Her When She Shows Up on My Computer
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Jury Watched R.Kelly Sex Tape with the Lights Off, Probably so They Could Beat Off
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Tennis Judge Has Fun with Tennis Players
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Bar Rafaeli Does A Photo Shoot In Cannes
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Funny Skunk Prank
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Find The Best Cock Sucking On Net
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Adrienne Manning’s New Swimsuit
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Bai Ling Bikini Throeback
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Susana Spears Supports the Dutch
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Awesome Fight from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
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I Don’t Even Have to Explain Why This is Funny
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Ali Lohan is Fucking Ugly and Went on Letterman to Promote her Shitty Reality Show
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The True Story of the Internet
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Indiana Jones and the Lego Boulder
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Get Girls to FLASH!!
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Aishwarya Rai Cleavage in Cannes
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Daily Poll – Are Daisy Fuentes’ Tits Real or Fake
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Baseball Player Hunter Pence’s Hot Girlfriend
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Miley Cyrus is Breaking Up With Hannah Montanna
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Some Funny Things You Can Get in the Harriet Carter Catalog
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I didn’t Know Jodie Foster was a Lesbian…a Huge Cheating Lesbian…
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Some Pussy Cat Doll Slutty Performance Pics
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Odalys Garcia is a Hot Cuban TV Presenter
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Retarded Huge Tits in the Bath
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Bonus: Club Sluts You Want to Get Your Hands On
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2008

May

Ivanka Trump May Have Nipples of the Day

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I am not sure if these are actually Ivanka Trumps nipples or if she’s just faking us out with the way her conservative mormon lookin’ dress is made, but I am all about pretending. Just last night I told myself that I had morals and refused to acknowledge the future sex offender in a sweater vest I met at the bar I was drinking at. As he twitched and awkwardly rubbed his hand and stroked his beer like it was a woman he so desperately yearned to be with while talking about all the hot girls that were at the bar next door that he was too shy to go into because hot girls don’t like him and how if he had his way he’d take them all in the back alley and have his way with them but he’s scared of getting caught. I just told him he was a creep and had to respect girls when I would have normally joined in on the rape talk and given him tips how to not get caught. I know that story may not make sense and I guess you had to be there but here are some Trump nipples and they are richer than me.

Posted in:Ivanka Trump|Nipples

2008

May

Shayne Lamas Staged Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Her name is Shayne Lamas and she’s some reality star that offers nothing to the world except for maybe some entertainment a couple of years ago when there was nothing else on TV. She’s doing some staged bikini pictures because it seems to be the way to make a slut more famous and I am buying into the hype and doing my part by posting this shit, because if a girl is willing to prance around half naked for exposure that she will realize will only make her fans want more of her, then it’s only a matter of time before I get to see her cunt. I am a hero like that, sure it doesn’t really get me much love, but who needs love when you have a house stocked with cake thanks to an unhappy and obese wife. Emotional eating doesn’t discriminate by gender you know.

At least she’s trying to connect to real men out there by showing how open minded she is by fishing and running around with something she probably bought at a fish store, which on a side note is my favorite place to spend my afternoons because I like the smell.

Posted in:Bikini|Shayne Lamas

2008

May

Sharon Stone Shows Some Sheer Panties in Cannes of the Day

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I like pussy, even if shit is wrapped up in a pair of underwear, because I know shit’s still there. I know everyone has seen Sharon Stone’s pussy, but that was when it was younger and it’s always nice to see what life’s changes have done to a vagina, it’s like watching your baby go to it’s first day of kindergarten and not only because it smells the same as when your kid shit’s his pants out of fear, but also because of the the natural growth of the human species and it’s times like this that makes us appreciate just how magical life is. Unfortunately for Sharon Stone though, the magic is more of a retired grandfather struggling to pull some tricks he learnt in the war and less like the magic I thought I experienced when I thought I lost my virginity but was really just jerking off to porn in the 80s, I blame the acid.

Posted in:Panties|Sharon Stone|Vagina