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2008

22

Feb

Megan Fox has Lohan on Her Arm of the Day

Here are some pictures of a classy Megan Fox with her shitty tattoo and hot tits that got her out of the gutter she obviously came from because no girl from money would be impressed by Brian Austin Green enough to let him have sex with them.

I read somewhere that bitch was poverty and luckily for her family, she wasn’t ugly, because when you’re poor and have a good lookin’ kid, it only means one thing and that is a meal ticket. The reason is that poor ugly girl just have absolutely no hope where as a hot poor girl can always find a way out, whether it’s sucking dick for money, dancing on a pole for money, or hooking up with older married men, getting pregnant and blackmailing them for money. There are options…

I guess the point of all this is to say that her Marilyn Monroe tattoo is obsolete now that Lohan has taken on her personal and trying to steal her thunder. Now every time anyone looks at Megan Fox they are going to think of Lohan. It’s kinda like the time a friend of mine drank the last beer, so I fucked this girlfriend when they were on a break and gave her herpes, knowing they would get back together and every time she gets an outbreak they’ll think of me. I win motherfucker….

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Posted in:cleavage|Lohan|Megan Fox|Tattoo|Tits

2008

22

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Foot Fetish of the Day

I am always fucking hung over fridays and have nothing to say because I have no idea what the fuck I did last night, but whatever it was, I left my brain wherever I ended up which was probably the gutter. I do know that I am seeing double and there’s nothing wrong with seeing double when you’re watching your useless wife try to get your limp dick up because it makes you feel like you’re having the threesome she never agree to have, but there is a problem with it when you’re lookin’ at Hadyen Panettiere because one of her is too much, and that’s only half the size of normal person.

Either way, here she is trying on shoes for Stuart Weitzman. I don’t know shoes but I guess Stuart Weitzman has a line of clown shoes or circus performing fireman boots that Hayden is the spokesperson for, and if he doesn’t he should.


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Posted in:Fetish|Foot|Hayden Panettiere|Shoes

2008

22

Feb

Shannon Elizabeth is Dancing With the Stars But Isn’t A Star of the Day

Dancing with the stars seems to be digging into the crates trying to find some table scrap celebrities willing to disrupt their busy schedule of doing nothing to do the show. Shannon Elizabeth is the token hot girl this season, while everyone else on the roster are people I’ve never fuckin’ heard of. Making me wonder if the next step for Dancing with the Stars is going to be Dancing with People who Have Been on TV Once. It will be less table scraps celebrities and more real life people who have happened to have been on TV, like American Idol reject, talk show guests and maybe even audience members of live TV that you only see for a split second when they pan over the crowd…

I know that you all conisder this bitch and her shitty old lady ass in her shitty poverty jogging pants to be something special because you fell in love with her in American Pie and by fell in love, I mean masturbated to repeatedly. Reality is that American Pie came out 10 fuckin’ years ago and all she was in the movie was a hot set of tits who is now pushing 40. Stop living in the past, even if was the height of your popularity.

That said, dancing is for queers and the only dance I do is called sitting on my couch all day in my own mess surfing the internet and drinking whiskey until the sun comes up. It’s a pretty lonely dance.


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Posted in:Ass|Dancing|Shannon Elizabeth

2008

22

Feb

Mariah Carey Topless on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. She’s doing a pretty damn good job covering up her shit. She’s even strategically placed her dog and used him as a bra which leads me to wonder what else she does with her dog. Not only does the little fucker get to eat her panties, sniff her crotch and eat her tampons when she’s on the rag, watch her take a shit and get closer to her tits than you ever will, but since bitch is crazy, it’s safe to assume that dresses him up for dinner in a little tuxedo pretending he’s her date, since no guy goes near her for fear of having her have a nervous breakdown on them….but that dog just can’t say no…mainly because he can’t talk but also because he feels so luxurious….

Speaking of luxurious, I am drunk and realized that my hair is falling out. Not only am I a fat middle aged poverty case but now I am also a bald fat middle aged poverty case. It’s pretty depressing, but considering I have no self-esteem as it is, I guess it’s not a big deal….probably the same kind of feeling Mariah has when she decided to paraded around the beach like she’s 20 and this is college spring break….

Posted in:Beach|Mariah Carey|Topless

2008

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone left this comment addressed at me….

Do you ever read your posts after you are done or do you just go with it? Half of your sentences don’t make sense or are missing words. Plus you said you would fuck a bowl of jello and eat it after, that’s disgusting, do you like the taste of your own cum or all guys? You probably think boobs feel like bags of sand or something
you virgin

The site is called Drunken Stepfather. It doesn’t say Oxford school of Grammar. I don’t believe in editing what I write because I am too fucking lazy . I do write while drunk often, so I ramble a lot and probably should be more to the point but probably never will be. I am not gay and don’t like the taste of guy’s cum, but I fuckin’ love jello and never turn it down when it comes my way. I just get so excited when it is in front of me because around here we can’t afford luxury items, so I just eat around the bad parts.

If you weren’t too busy telling me I think boobs feel like sandbags, whatever the fuck that means, you’d probably realize that no one bothers reading this site so I really don’t see why you bothered, but thanks, it saved me from having to think of something to say in this post…..now come here and give me a hug….

But before you do…Check out my links:

Nicole Kidman’s Vagina Lips
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This Hometown Hottie From Maxim is on American Idol….Look at her Posing….in Maxim Since Her Singing is Probably Shit….
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Drunk Body Painted Girl and Some Big Fake Club Slut Tit
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Here are Some Beach Videos Pervert
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Behind the Scenes at a Hannah Hilton Photoshoot
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Some Finnish Chick Who Dated the Prime Minister of Finland is Posing Sexy to Get Back at the Motherfucker
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Natalie Portman Wants to Get Naked Again and This Nipple Slip is a Good Start
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Here are the NUTS Top 100 Movie TIts
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Lohan’s Ex Calum Best is Shoving His Tongue Down a Girls Throat
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RIhanna’s Performance at the Brit Awards Because You Love Her
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Teen Girls Giving Each Other Wedgies….Pervert
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Angelina Jolie almost Dies on a Flight
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Adriana Lima Wears Her Bikini and Puts Up a Hammock
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Some Beach Fashion Trends That Will Give You a Boner
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Here is a Very Drunk Girl and Her Tits in Video
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Some Beach Trends That Will GIve you a Boner
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Here is a Crazy 2005 Reef Ass
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Some Chick Loses Her Tooth on Geraldo
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Some Whore Doing Some Weird Geek Shit in a Topless Shirt With a Chick
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Disney is Brainwashing the Youth with this Miley Cyrus Shit
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Scope Commercial Has a Hot Panty Ass For You
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Hilary Duff Headin’ To the Club
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Here’s a Video of Johnny Knoxville Losing His Balls
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Johnny Knoxville Talking About Almost Losing His Balls
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Some Drunk Russian Chick Having a Hard time Getting Home..
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Some Slut Named Ferrari Shows Off Her Huge Tits
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Some Big Boobs Porn….
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Her Name is Hannah Hilton – She’s a Slut and This is Her Tits Out in Public on Video
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Some Street Performer Freaks me the Fuck Out….
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Funny Drunk Dude Has The Funniest Drunken Prank
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The Avril Lavigne Maxim Pics You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Candice Michelle See Through Pics
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Ten Retarded Celebrity Dressing Room Demands
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May 2005 Plyaboy Playmate Michelle Baena Throwback Pictures….
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Teenage Pregnancy Watch: Jamie Lynn Spears Is Lookin’ Nice a Fat
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Dave Grohl and Will Ferrell Perform Together….
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Lohan is an Orthodox Jew
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Some Myspace Girl Showing Off Her Big Fake Tits….
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The Midget from Yesterday Actin a Fool Video
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Her Name is Sam Cooke and THis is Her Bikini Video
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Jordan’s New Bra and “O” Face at a Book Signing Keeping it Classy
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Jordan Lookin Like a Completely Different Person at a Book Signing
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Heidi Klum Making a Fool of Herself and it’s Hysterical
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Pink Speaks Out About Her Divorce
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Here is Imogen Thomas Posing Half Naked Lookin’ Hot
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Watch the Paula Abdul New Video
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Some Drunk Chick Gets Owned
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Some Dude Busts Into The Bathroom While a Dude is Bangin a Chick Weirdness
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Hot, Black and Naked with Great TIts
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If Watching Teens Dancing Around is Your Thing – This Album is For You
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FROM THE FORUM:

Digable Planets – Reachin
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Rusted Root – When I woke
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PJ Harvey Upskirt and a bunch of CDs\
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Snoop Dogg – Da Game is to be Sold, Not To be Told
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Yes – Fragile
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A bunch of Dance Remixes and Mashups
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James Iha’s (of Smashing Pumpkins) solo CD
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Eve 6 – Eve 6
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Bush – Decunstructed
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Muscles – Guns Babes Lemonade
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REM – Monster
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50 Cent – Power of the Dollar
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

21

Feb

Christina Ricci Showing Off Her Prison Tattoo Tit of the Day

It turns out that the tattoo artist that did the Christina Ricci prison tattoo on her tit that posted earlier, released the pictures he took of her tits, I guess to draw attention to his studio or his amazing job of a pretty played out bird that he’s probably done 100 times before.

He probably convinced her to let him take the picture by being overly excited about the piece and showing her all the other girls who let him take headless shots of them for his book, claiming that no one will ever know it’s her, knowing perfectly well that pictures of her tits would be worth something for him one day and I guess he deserves a pat on the back for that kind of quick thinkin’.

Every time I try to manipulate girls into getting topless or showing me her tits or masturbating for me they always see past my scheme, but that’s usually because I bust my camera out and call all my friends to let them know what I am doing and how funny it is that the bitch is about to fall for it…right before she actually falls for it. I always jump the gun like that.

I just realized that the redhead in the pictures is a chick and not just a dude with a bad haircut. I have a bad habit of ignoring ugly people even when they are talking to me. It’s like some kind of superpower that just makes them invisible. So I guess that makes a lot more sense, because girls seem to love getting naked for each other with little convincing or manipulating, making this post pretty fucking useless, not unlike every single post I’ve ever written…

What isn’t useless is how good her plastic surgeon was, because bitch’s scars are barely there and all the fat chicks who I know who have had breast reductions all look like they had a meeting with a psycho pervert in a parking lot late at night and got shit done with a chainsaw in a back alley even 10 years after shit healed. So enjoy.

Posted in:Christina Ricci|Tattoo|Tits

2008

21

Feb

JoJo Showing Off in a Dress of the Day

Here is JoJo at Betsy Johnson like this is some kind of publicity stunt that happened 2 years too late, because no one knows who she is anymore, except for maybe a gang of perverts who get off to ex-15 year old popstars. The good news is that she is showing off her black booty in some dress, that bad news is that she doesn’t really have a black booty she just thinks she does, based on the way she used gangster jabber in interviews, or at least the way she used gangster jabby, considering we haven’t heard from her in awhile and it could have just been a phase.

The only thing that confuses me about these pictures is that she is part of the big tit generation, the one that gets their periods at nine and who have big ol’ tits by 12 because of the hormones in their food, but for some reason has no tits but still looks like a fan of eating. Maybe she hasn’t hit that part of puberty yet and for her boyfriend’s sake, lets hope she hasn’t hit the other kind of puberty either cuz their ain’t nothing wrong with having a girl who can’t get pregnant.

She turns 18 this year, so this is less perverted than it seems and remember I am in Canada so 14 is legal, like we’re still in the 1600s and there’s nothing wrong with that…if you’re the kind of guy who can only get dates by buying a girl tickets to the Hannah Montana concert because you know they can’t say no. Pervert.


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Posted in:Ass|Dress|JoJo|Tits

2008

21

Feb

Christina Ricci’s Tits Have Prison Tattoos of the Day

Here are some pictures of Christina Ricci’s wild tattooed past making an appearance at the premiere of Penelope, which is the gayest sounding name for a fucking movie that makes me want to take up ballet or sucking dick in back alley’s or something…

This is about as exciting as watching the girl in your office bend over at the water cooler revealing the tattoo on her lower back that you know she got in college when dudes had her bent on all fours and took it from behind over and over again the way you want to, but unfortunately she’s married and settled down now….I guess that’s assuming you actually work in an office and there’s an recovered slut who works there, but you know what I’m saying…but I don’t because I’ve never worked in an office and all the bitches I ever landed in my past were badly tattooed to shit because of ex-drug dealing boyfriends and their homemade tattoo guns that gave them hepatitis. I think my fat wife may have a tattoo on her ass too, but she got it when she wasn’t fat so shit just looks like one of her bed sores.

I guess the most unfortunate thing about these pictures of Christina Ricci is knowing the she had a breast reduction a couple of years back because if she hadn’t she probably would have had an easier time filling out this dress.


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Posted in:Christina Ricci|cleavage|Tattoos

2008

21

Feb

Kate Hudson Jewish Outfit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kate Hudson dressed like every 18 year old Jewish girl I see at my local Starbucks. I’ve been pretty off on calling out Jewish Outfits of the Day in the past, but this one seems pretty legit. She’s got the leggings and the oversized shirt and that’s the kind of effort a lazy spoiled jewish girl who doesn’t care about sex appeal during the day because she’s always got jewish guys trying to get her to suck their horny dicks not matter how lazy she’s dressed. I figure it’s got something to do with this group mentality and security that comes when all your friends are going out in shit they should only be wearing in the privacy of their home or to bed then why shouldn’t they. I blame camp.

I guess the good news for them is that whenever these jewish girls go out on the town, they get as dolled up as they can by getting their hair done and a designer dress on, to drink Grey Goose and dance on bars before going home with their jewish neighbor who they’ve known since they were 5 and end up suckin’ their dick in the car their parents bought them for their 16th birthday because they can’t do it at home or their parents will catch them. Even though everyone will find out the next day and talk about it on facebook. So the life lesson of the day is to stay away from a jewish girl during the day.

Either way, I don’t understand why this Kate Hudson bitch didn’t get more shit for driving her drug addicted Owen Wilson to suicide, that emotional trauma she gave him put him over the edge and from what I’ve been told, the emotional abuse I give my wife is still grounds for getting me locked up even though I’ve never hit her….I guess life’s not really fair.

I can only blame her Coolio gangster paradise dealer disguised as a middle aged women for the life of crime and lesbianism she’s living. I’ve seen hip hop videos and the only motherfuckers allowed to rock one pant leg hiked up is gangsters and every suburban white kid in over-sized clothes who thinks he’s a gangster while drivng around in his mom’s Lexus truck like he bought the shit with money he made hustlin’


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Posted in:Jewish Outfit of the Day|Kate Hudson|Leggings

2008

21

Feb

Abigail Clancy See Through Dress and Animal Print Panties of the Day

Why do they make matching panty sets when no one ever wears them? The only bitches who wear matching sets seem to be strippers when on stage or old ladies trying to be sexy for their husbands or young girls who think they need to match everything, like the kind of girl who wears socks that are the same color as her shirt. It was big in the 90s.

Nothing says wild like wearing a pair of animal print panties, at least that’s what 40 year old bitches think, because it makes them feel like a wild girl and whenever they put them on they feel like their vagina’s are some kind of exotic animal, unfortunately my experience with animal print panties is that the only thing exotic is the smell. But to be fair, the bitches wearing them were pretty inexpensive and unshowered….they had better things to do….like turn tricks and crystal meth….

Either way, here is Abigail Clancy, some UK Model who was on the show Britain’s Next Top Model. She came in second but since she was dating a footballer – got more media attention than the actual winner, she went on to become a lingerie model and was busted doing cocaine and fuckin’ around with an ex boyfriend leading her footballer to drop her ass. Yes, I read wikipedia.

So I guess it’s natural for a cokewhore who is used to wearing lingerie to show up to an event in see-through dress intentionally, but not obvious enough, so that she can plead ignorance while knowing deep down inside that she wants more attention and the only way she knows how to get it is to show off the only thing that ever worked for her and that is a half naked body.

It’s like that time when this girl I knew wanted male attention because her dad wasn’t ever there for her growing up, so she every night she’d fuck a different dude, convincing herself that she wasn’t a slut and was a free, empowered, sex in the city type of woman, while all she really wanted was a man to love and respect her but instead ended up staring in numerous gang bang videos.


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Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Bra|Panties|See Through