I was talking to a dude who has a problem that you’ll never have. His wife is a nympho and he has to make excuses to get out of the house because she always wants to fuck. At first he thought it was amazing, because there’s nothing worse than sharing a bed everynight with a chick who doesn’t fuck you, or will only do it once every week or two. So this dude thought he won the fuckin’ lottery, but then he started having dizzy spells from fucking so much and every time they were together, even in the car together she’d go at his dick and it was never fuckin’ ending. She ended up cheating on him.
Now I am just telling you this story because I know you’re down on your luck and can’t get a vagina, even when you pay for it because the whores you can afford always end up passing out as soon as they hit the bed because they haven’t slept in weeks, but I know that somewhere out there is a woman with some fuckin’ chemical imbalance who will make you have panic attacks everytime you are on your way home from work because you won’t have anything left in you.
Here are my links:
The Hogan Divorce Is A Lie To Get Attention Off Their Son’s Car Accident
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Girls Fucking Shoes for Adidas
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Some Chick Named Mia Rosing’s Lingerie Photoshoo Video
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Some More Pictures of Miss Puerto Rico in a Bikini
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Halle Berry’s See Through Dress Showing Off Her Thonged Ass
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A Whole Lot of Rihanna In Her Dominatrix Outfit on Stage
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2 Mascots Fighting Video
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Jordan’s Huge Tits Are Huge Now I Understand Why She Has 2 Names..One For Her and One For Them…
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole’s Got the Best Tits in Show Business
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Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Lookin’ Very Naked and I Hate When Girls I’ve Seen Naked Aren’t Naked…It’s Unnatural…
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The Glamour of Being a Whore Video
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Some Socially Awkward Dude on Steve-O’s Show Faints When Trying to Film His First Porn
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Sex Tape Scandal – Miss Spain Has A Sex Tape and This is It
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Those Nasty Suicide Girls Profiled
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Some Hot German Girls Singing in German on Webcam
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Lilly Allen is Less Fat But Dresses Like Retarded 3 Year Old
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Some Due Hacks a Road Sign VIdeo….It’d Be Funnier If I Knew What It Meant
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Some Obscure Snuff Film I Don’t Understand But Still Find Creepy Even Though It’s Fake
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Listen to This Dude’s First Song He’s Ever Done on Youtube
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Aria Giovanni for Bizarre Magazine
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Kylie Minogue Performing on Leno
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Some School Girl’s Beating Each Other Up Video
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How To Make a Zombie into a Slut Becaue You Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Time
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US Soldiers Dance With Iraqi Dudes When They Aren’t Shooting Them
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Jessica Simpson’s Fake Topless Picture
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Dita Von Teese is Disgusting and Performing in London
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Brooke Burke in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine
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Booty Shaking Chick on the Train Prank
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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An American Apparel Ad With a Chick Fingering Her Asshole….The World is Almost Ready for Me….
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A Bad Day at the Office Compilation Video
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Mel B Doing the Cha Cha is Pretty Fuckin’ Hot…
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Amy Winehouse Cancels Her Tour
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UFC fighter, Bas Rutten, shows you how to beat people up.
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Mel B Didn’t Win Dancing With the Stars
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Lucy Pinder’s Pole Dance Pictures
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Some Bored Couple Playing With an Electic Fence Video
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Some Dude Named BLESTeNATION’s New Video Featuring Travis Barker
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Johnny Depp Bought Vanessa Paradis a Vineyard Because She Worked So Hard on Her New Album….
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Tits at the Comedy Festival in Monte Carlo
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits Got Robbed At the Airport
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The Spice Girls Selling Out For Tesco Which is Some Kind of Wal Mart Commercial
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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How About a Little Boobs and Bottoms
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This Will Help You Get Sex
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Sex and Swingers
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Girl’s Lame Tit Flash Picture
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FROM THE FORUM
Some Suicide Girl and Her Heart Shapped Nipples
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Some Naked Check Girls in Picture
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Some Chick Shoving Panties in Her Laundry Hamper and By Laundry Hamper I Mean Vagina
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Some Girl in a Pretty Tiny Bikini’s Ass
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