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2007

26

Nov

I am – Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Brooke Hogan’s a pretty thick girl, but one that you’d still want to fuck based on her pictures, not because of her hot ass or good new fake tits she got while her brother was out totaling cars and crippling people, but because she’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter and your first taste of gay porn was watching his ripped greased up body rubbing up against other ripped greased up bodies in their underwear, and things have never really been the same for you since. I bet you’re lookin’ at these pics trying to find her dick you fucking homo.


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2007

26

Nov

I am – Tara Reid’s Got Skinny Legs of the Day

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When I look at Tara Reid, I am reminded of myself. Not because I am a skinny little blonde chick with fake tits, but I wish I was, because I’d never stop trying to get into my pants, but because I am an alcoholic and respect people with the same life goals as me, that don’t involve having a respectable career and making money for the luxury life, but taking what you can get and making money to just get fucked up. Now my drinking budget is a lot more pathetic than hers and usually leaves me in the gutter blinded from drinking rubbing alcohol all night, while she’s out touring different cities in the World at the hottest parties but the foundation of what we do is the same and when blinded by rubbing alcohol you’re really in no position to be rockin’ the hottest parties anywhere but inside your heads.

Speaking of hallucinating, I had serious alcohol withdrawal after a few days of binge drinking, it was the first time it had happened to me in years but I’ve been goin’ hard lately because I have bad friends who think it’s funny to get me drunk and destructive and I was raised to never turn down a free shot of anything. So the withdrawal hit was because I didn’t have any money to get more drink in me and because I’m damaged fuckin’ goods and my brain and body can’t deal with alcohol anymore. It basically involved me laying in bed next to my furnace of a wife which is convenient since it’s winter, so she’s good for something, staring at the ceiling shaking and convulsing and having visions of a young slut bouncing on my dick which was alright until I found out she had AIDS.

Speaking of AIDS, Here’s Tara Reid drifting into full blown, if you know what I mean, if you don’t just look at them legs. I guess the party’s gotta stop sometime.


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2007

26

Nov

I am – Kate Walsh Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I am back from a drunken 4 day weekend and ready for the hustle and by hustle I mean sitting all day after sleeping in because I don’t have an alarm only to post outdated bikini pictures of some whore I’ve never heard of named Kate Walsh in a bikini because I love bikinis more than I love pants.

The reason these pictures give me an internet boner isn’t because of the middle aged dude you’re jerking off to, weirdo, but because there something magical about how a bikini reveals every piece and fold of cardboard that makes up her box and being a fan of vagina, it’s nice to try to compare the shit to what my wifes got to offer, provided I had the

She’s a pretty tight bodied red head I’d fuck, because when I usually think red head I think carrot top red head and I’ve never bagged a redhead because I’ve always been scared of their redhead superpowers that come from being freaks of nature, kinda like retarded people. For a long time the thought of a orange bush against a pale freckled mound made me sick to my stomach. When I was in High School, it was before the internet existed and I didn’t know if fire crotch existed or if it was a myth. So I gave every redhead in the school a complex, by constantly asking them if their pubic hair was disgusting and orange. I wonder how that’s carried over into their adult relationships. I am an asshole but then again, they looked more like Carrot Top than Kate Walsh.

This post is garbage, let’s just get it over with now.


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2007

23

Nov

I am – Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures of the Day

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In being hungover, uninspired, bored and lazy. I decided to let some girl who added me to facebook write this post without having seen the pictures because this shit’s like American Idol, the blog version, only difference is, writing on the site doesn’t make you an idol to anyone except maybe to people in third world countries, but that’s just because they’re jealous that you have a computer and free time to spend writing garbage for a website, while they’re out working the field and eating bugs to survive.

This is what she wrote:

Cindy Crawford is an ugly old bitch who sucks and I ahte her. I wish she would take that mole off her face and shove it down her throat so that she’d choke and then die. But I’d still fuck her.


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2007

23

Nov

I am – Britney Spears Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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So everyone rags on Britney for being crazy, when reality is that all girls are fucking crazy except when they are young and not trying to be like Britney, but that’s just because the crazy hasn’t matured and blossomed into a nice crazy flower. I was out last night and this hot bar tender asks me if I am in a band, because I guess dudes in bands look like middle-aged homeless dudes who smell like shit, so being smart, I said yes, because had I told her I write a useless fuckin’ website no one reads, my chances of finger-banging her while doing shots would have been a lot less.

Either way, she buys me shots, I tell her I want to marry her, she tells me she has a boyfriend, you know how it goes. I end up barely making out with her, more like accidentally grabbing her and shovin’ my tongue down her throat, and she was having it, until she remembered she had a boyfriend, turned on me, bitched me out and get me banned from the bar.

What I am getting at is that a little Britney upskirt action isn’t a sign of her being an unfit mother or insane, it’s a sign of her being a fucking chick and if we were to put every girl under a fucking microscope like we do with her, you’d all probably be suckin’ dick and taking it up the ass within a week, not that you aren’t already doing that, but you don’t want us knowing, because you and your buddy were drunk and horny and heading home alone with boners and figured that since you have a hole and he’s got a hole, why the fuck were you wasting your time getting rejected by chicks. It only makes sense…right? Fag.


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2007

23

Nov

I am – Le Call in a Bikini Again of the Day

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I am a lot like Owen Wilson, except for the fact that he’s a suicidal drug addict who fucks hot shit, when I am just a drunk fat dude who recognizes that I suck at life but would never jump. I also don’t fuck hot shit or I just fuck shit unless you count the time I was still slamming my wife and she shit on my dick because she ate too much mexican food and thought she just had to fart and I still finished, but that was years ago and I only did it because being Mexican, the irony was poetic and poetry always makes me cum.

I was at a bar last night and it turns out that people at bars hate me as much as I hate myself, because the last 6 times I’ve left my house it’s ended in some serious conflict where I am the center of the fucking problem. The problem is usually that I am a schoolyard bully who gets off on fuckin’ around with people, and instead of muscling them out and stealing their lunch money, I just run my mouth off and they don’t get me. I don’t do it to fight, I do it is for jokes, but it turns out that I am not funny and that people don’t get me and I can only blame you for my problem, because you’ve given me false sense of talent for emailing me telling me that I am funny, like Hayden Panettiere’s got the false sense of being hot. I am so bad at this blogging shit that I shoulda used this paragraph in the Hayden post but didn’t. No wonder people try to beat me up.

Either way, here are some pictures of his new vagina with a stupid name in a bikini from a few days ago because she’s easy on my hungover eyes and because she’ll lead this fucker to actually killing himself when she fucks off on him after becoming famous off his controversy, and I am all about people who inspire people to succeed.


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2007

23

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s GQ Photoshoot Video of the Day

So I’ve been celebrating a holiday I am not allowed to celebrate because I am not American, and drinking is my kind of protest, but I also like making excuses about why I am drinking at 6 am on someone’s couch with a dude who has webbed toes, like he was some kind of Hayden Panettiere circus performing freak, except that he’s more attractive than she is, because he can hide his creepy disorders in a pair of fuckin’ socks, while she’s wearing that shit on her sleeve everytime she leaves the house and starts juggling.

This is the video of her photoshoot for GQ that was probably the hottest she’s ever looked.


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2007

22

Nov

I am – Miranda Kerr Bikini Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

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Guess who just woke up still drunk from the Thanksgiving party I had for myself last night that involved drinking and a turkey that wasn’t so much of a turkey but more of a bottle of Whiskey……Here’s some Australian model named Miranda Kerr modeling some bikinis. It’s Thanksgiving and I figured I should throw something up for you fuckers, because I have a feeling that the 6 of you are the kinds of guys who don’t get invited to family functions and ever if you were, you’d be uncomfortable leaving your computer for the amount of time it would take to eat dinner and because I am in Canada and it’s a work day for everyone here, not that that really has much influence on the way I live my life as is now, cuz this isn’t a fuckin’ job.

Either way, I’ve decided that Vagina is my poison, but that’s just because I’ve only been with disgusting girls and like to joke about how I only bag dirt, like a gardener or a hippie with a compost pile in his self containted organic living compound. But then I remember that joke isn’t funny and cry instead because I realize that I suck at life and would like to give thanks for that.

I don’t know when these Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures were taking, but she’s hot right now and I am into hot girls, so that’s my post.


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2007

22

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am talking to a virgin on Facebook and I am trying to convince her to have sex with me, not because I can actually get it up for anyone, even a hot 18 year old virgin, but because I’ve never slammed a virgin, all the girls I’ve been with were fucking whores, which was basically why I was getting with them in the first place and figure that if I can sort out this hustle, and convince her to let me put my dirty greasy drunken hands on her, I’ll figure out a way to make my shit work. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

The reason I am so happy about this is because I thought that my window for fucking a virgin was closed. I figured every girl gets fucked by the time she’s 15 and hanging in school yards, despite being a good time, can get you in serious trouble, so the 18 year old virgin is some rare fuckin’ breed, and getting her talking to me is like winning the fucking lottery because I didn’t know that they existed and because girls are usually scared of me.

My problem is that I got no game for virgins and only know how to bag drunk chicks, so this girl’s basically told me that she’s not going to fuck me because I am old, dirty and make her sick to her stomach, even after I pleaded my case that I’ve never slept with a virgin and want to before I die and that she should see it as a charitable donation, even if the bitch doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing, it still makes my dreams come true, then I offered to rent the movie Kids and get drunk in her parent’s basement and she still hasn’t answered. I guess she’s not into my romantic ways.

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Here are the rest of my links….

The Hometown Hotties Dance Reel Because I Didn’t Get Invited To Their Party
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The Tila Tequila Lesbian Fight Continues with Tears….on A Shot At Love….Hilarious
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Amy Winehouse’s Nose Full Of Gold
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This is the Best Diver in France
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Some Drunk Blonde Chick Tries to Crush a Can on Her Head in Her Bikini
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Some Webcam Chick Shaking Her Ass on Webcam
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Eva Longoria Photoshoot for Parade Magazine
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Some Coco Cameltoe Action
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The Maxim Online Thanksgiving List Which Is Pretty Much Hot Wet Girls…..
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This Explains Where The Olsen Kidney Infection Came From Cuz She’s a Dirty Bird…
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Lohan and Her Lame as Fuck Dude Who Is Fucking Her Who Isn’t Me….
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Michelle Marsh’s Hot Slutty Music Video
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Fernanda Mello is some Chick in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson is Emotionally Eating Because She’s Single
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Tara Reid Lookin Disgusting and Slippin Some Thong at the Airport
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Hilary Duff Pretends To Like Hockey Because She’s Slamming a Hockey Player and Has To Pretend To Show Interest in What He Does
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Some Chick Named Sasha Grey Posing Naked Gallery
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Some New Kim Kardashian Ass Pictures
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The Plastic Surgeon Who Coulda Killed Kanye’s Mom Appears on Larry King Only To Fucks Off
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Some Hot Lingerie Photoshoot Video With Mia Rosing
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Paris Hilton’s Tongue in China….
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Some Dumb Blonde Chick is Outsmarted By a Microphone
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Shakira’s Concert Causes Controversy Because She’s To Slutty
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Britney Spears Hiding Under Her Blanket
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Here’s a Pre-Release of Godmack That’s Not Coming Out Until December Leak
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Classic Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Polka Dot Viki is Some Slut Getting Naked…
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Nicole Richie’s New Gig is Promoting Dog Urinals or Some Shit…Because Even She Thinks She’s A Useless Celeb
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UCSB Students Punk the CIA…I Don’t Get this Video But Maybe You Will
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Daytime Drinking on the Street is Rock and Roll…Wearing UGGS While Daytime Drinking on the Street Is Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts
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Christina Applegate’s Lame X-Mas Fur-Get-Me-Not Ad
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Emma Greenwood’s Upskirt Pics That I Think are Intentional
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Some Girl in Her Underwear Doing Shadow Puppets
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Some Kid Sticks His Face in a Fire Ant Hole Because He’s an Idiot
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Ivey Ames Sucks Dick For You
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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The Olly Girls Are Hot in Bikinis and Know Sports…..
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Oh Baby…
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From the Forum:

Some Suicide Girl in the Bath
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The Slut Poll
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The Playboy 2008 Girls Next Door Calendar
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart in Video
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Download Some Suicidal Tendencies
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Some 52 Year Old Getting Some Dick
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Download Some More of The Who
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Download Some Deborah Harry Album
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2007

21

Nov

I am – Heidi Klum is Hot and Annoying of the Day

I posted a link to this video in my stepLINKS last night, but since you asshoels and don’t support what I do, you probably didn’t see it. It’s a video of her acting like an annoying bitch but she’s in a bra so the words she says and the dances she does don’t phase me and that is why hot girls are my poison.

I am the kind of guy who will put up with so much fuckin’ bullshit from a hot girl just because I like lookin’ at her and for the most part every hot chick I’ve come across in my life has been an idiot, probably because they are hot and never really had to refine their personality to be socially acceptable because they were always given what they wanted and that’s why hot girls are their own breed of human because the rules the rest of us have to follow just don’t apply to them. The the only rule that should apply to them is to get in my soiled bed, ignore my fat wife and the damp sheets from her sweating, pretend the shit smell they are smelling is roses, and let me give them a full body massage with my tongue, and that includes their asshole.


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