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2007

26

Sep

I am – Jennie Garth Cleavage Pictures of the Day

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My server is a fucking whore and has been acting up the last 2 years. I am told the company is working on a fix but that means that I don’t have a site right now and it’s a pretty scary thought that you can lose everything you work for in about a minute, not that I really work, but you know what I mean.

Speaking of not working, here’s Beverly Hills 90210 superstar Jennie Garth, a little older and a little poorer since she hasn’t got a pay check in 10 years, but at least she’s rockin’ some cleavage.

I met a girl the other day while getting a lap dance who was a trained dancer. She spent her life in ballet school and lived the disciplined and strict life. She couldn’t make any money doing it and loved dancing so much that now she’s an over qualified stripper and I got to grab her ballerina tits for 10 dollars.

The other strippers didn’t like her because of her artistic approach to the pole. Shit was like watching some kind of artistic cultural event and this tattooed whore who learned here moves watching music videos and porn ended up punching her in the face for being such a fag while I was there. I guess there’s something hot about a stripper with a black eye who does ballet, it kinda adds to the whole “crying scene” in her routine…and I know you get off to chicks who look beat up because you’re weird.

Here are Jennie Garth’s tits, because she may be an actor out of work but she’s still got a vagina.


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures of the Day

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One of my readers just emailed me giving me shit for waking up at 2 pm. I guess I am living the life of a useless degenerate slob and I would be disgusted by myself if I was an outsider lookin’ in, but sleeping in until 2 pm is one of life’s luxuries when you don’t have a job. It’s like being a 15 year old all over again.

The reality is that I am a degenerate loser who is usless and a slob, but I didn’t wake up at 2 pm, but I could have if I wanted to because I am unemployed. I actually woke up at 8:30 and went downtown to watch girls in their work clothes walking around, rushing to get to their jobs, drinkin’ their morning coffees in the pinstripe skirts, talkin on their cellulars, smoking their cigarettes and the whole experience was like porno.

I like doing this every couple of days because it makes me happy to know that the world has changed so much that women have been taken out of the kitchen and dropped into the workforce. It breeds strong financially independent women who are either too busy to want to get locked down so they just have one-night stands over and over again because they think the Sex in the City dream is as glamourous as they made it out to be on TV, without realizing that it’s a TV show and real life doesn’t work like that, and that they are just sad lonely whores with respectable jobs that can afford to get their hair done, and nice enough clothes and a personal trainer so that men with money can try to seduce them by taking them out to fancy places, because even girls in their mid-20s are influenced by the media and once they do get locked down because they realize that TV lied to them and that they were miserable being independent whores but still want to keep focus on their career, that means the guy can stay home at let them pay their way….It’s a welcomed societal change. Until they leave you for a co-worker and you have to go on welfare.

Here are some bikini pictures of Kristin Cavallari on set, because her work clothes are a bikini…..but then again doing what she does isn’t really a work…it’s more like getting paid to have a good time while all you other fuckers are out working hard for a fraction of her money and based on the facial expressions she’s making, she’s a worse actor that my 5 year old neighbor who played Santa in his Christmas Pageant..and this movie will be worse than having to sit through his play even though he was more believable that role than this over exaggerated mess. Enjoy.


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Kristin Cavallari Dressed Like a Slut of the Day

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Here are some Kirstin Cavallari pictures from the set of some movie she’s working on. Yeah, it’s hard to believe that she’s working on a movie but I can only assume it will be one of the shittiest movies ever made….

I went to a strip club recently and when I was there the girl was wearing a similar outfit to Cavallari’s. She was in cut off jean shorts and had a push up bikini top and she looked like she was pretty hot, until the clothes came off and I realized she was dumpy as fuck. I am not into discriminating bitches for being dumpy, because all pussy is worth at least lookin’ at, but when she got on stage she was a wreck of a performer. She kept tripping and falling all over herself. When she did her pole tricks she kept hitting her head on the ground and she almost kicked the dude I was with in the face. She got on all fours to do the booty bounce because it’s popular but couldn’t manage it and just looked like she was flexing her ass muscles and lookin at a flexed chick ass is one of the least sexy things out there. There was nothing hot about the performance and I laughed at least twice.

I like to think Kristin Cavallari is a lot like that stripper. She’s not that talented or good at what she does, but she doesn’t realize it and still gets on the screen for people to watch and laugh at, but when she’s sitting around in a push up bikini top and short cut off jean shorts, I got no problem lookin’ at her tits….


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2007

26

Sep

I am – Family Guy Ripped Off My Writing Style of the Day

Here’s a little bit of a bold statement that I don’t think is too far fetched, because I think I am fucking awesome…well actually I don’t, but for the sake of this post, I am fucking awesome. That bold statement is that Family Guy ripped off my writing style. People who actually get writing jobs are usually assholes with college education who rip off people like you and me on the internet. I was watching some Eddie Murphey interview and he spoke about how he ripped off old movies for most of his characters. That his spin on them was what was original not the actually character….ripping people off is common.

Point of this is to say Family guy is a really smart show, smarter that I am. They have a solid writing team and they push jokes so far that it’s funny. I never watch Family Guy, but the times that I have, I have found it to be good. A few people emailed this video into me, and I watched it and although the words in the text aren’t words I would use. The run-on sentences, the random stories, I would even go on to say the incest jokes, but everyone does incest jokes…screams “DrunkenStepfather”.

I know there’s no way to prove this, I know there’s no way to make money off this, but why the fuck couldn’t assholes have offered me a high paying job writing for their stupid show instead of biting my shit. Fuck you Family Guy.

I don’t read other sites, so maybe I am a hack, maybe I am not an original, maybe everyone writes like me but I know that my grammar skills suck dick, my influences are myself and shit I’ve seen and that I use commas a lot and that a professional writer couldn’t come up with this shit because he’s too trained and proper. I am convinced that I was ripped off by Family Guy.

I have seen my jokes slowly used on other sites, in movies, all over the place. I just never paid much attention to it because since I have such shitty traffic, I figured that maybe my jokes are standard, common, obvious. I remember watching 40 year Old Virgin and thinking that those assholes got some of their shit from the site again I never got paid for it.

The internet is a big place and a lot of people from all walks of life can land here, so if you are that Family Guy writer. I will find you and make you bleed, unless of course you send me money, then we can be best friends for life.

If you don’t think this Family Guy clip is at all like my site and that I am just a psycho, that’s fine, but 5 people have emailed me and that’s 1/2 my readers…so I can only assume you agree and if you don’t, I’ll make you bleed, unless of course you send me money….you get what I am saying…

I feel like when that bully used to steal my lunch money, no wait that didn’t happen to me, I was the bully and I was stealing the kids lunch money…so I feel like the kid who’s lunch money I used to steal. Karma’s a bitch….

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2007

25

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight’s been a busy night. It’s the one night of the week the family goes out to dinner together because KFC’s got a 2 dollar special and my wife managed to eat 20 boxes of the shit. That story was a lie, but it’s nice to pretend, reality is that I don’t step foot in KFC because I am scared of getting shot. Shit’s more gangster than 50 Cents music videos….and we all know that’s really fucking gangster.

I was approached to do a Halloween Party here in Montreal on the 26th of October. The concept for the party is that it will be a no guy allowed Jam and it will be called “SLUTS”….I’ll give you more details if shit materializes. Either way, I won’t be there, because knowing how this site roles the only slut who will be there will be the bar staff.

Either way, here are my links.

Posh Spice is Dressed like a Nazi
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Who’d You Rather – The Sex Tape Edition
GO

Some Chick Named Lauren Chiatti Topless On the Beach Showing Off A Bit of Her Box
GO

Some Helena Christensen Wearing Lingerie…
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Some Bloodrayne Star Named Natassia Malthe for FHM Half Naked
GO

Some Girl Gets Slammed Hard Against the Wall By a Big Ball
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Meg White Sex Tape Makes a Reporting Puke Mash-Up
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Some Drunk Girls Fighting Video
GO

Some Israeli Named Orit Fox Has a Plastic Surgeon Who Hates Him
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Gemma Atkinson’s 2007 Calendar Video Shoot
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Tara Reid Rockin’ Some Solid Cleavage
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Prince Harry Does a Shot of Vodka Through His Nose Cuz He’s Livin’ Hard
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Some Kid Pushes Pluto at a Disney Parade and Pluto Get Mad…Hysterical
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Some Supermodel Named Jodie Kidd Sold Coke To Undercover Reporters and Gets Kicked Off Her Agency
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Courtney Love’s Side Tit
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Britney Brings A Photographer into the Public Bathroom With Him…I Think She Gets Off To People Watching Her Shit
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Some TV Evangelist Freaks Out on Air
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George Clooney’s Accident 911 Call
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Meg White Sex Tape is a Fake
GO

Naomi Campbell Shows Off Her Nipples in Italy
GO

Tom Cruise Builds a Gay Bath-House Bunker in His Colorado Home
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Some French Mime Who Died Yesterday Doing What He Did Best…Making an Ass Out Of Himself in Public
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Some Girl Flashes Her Bra at a Genesis Concert When On the Big Screen
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Some Teen Popstar Magazine Released a Special Edition of Their Magazine Called Zanessa To Convince The Youth That Efron’s Not Gay…..
GO

Kanye West Thinks He’s the Number 1 Human Being
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Some Kate Hudson Jogging Pics
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Vince Vaughn Gets Booed Off Stage while Drunk
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Roselyn Sanchez Lookin’ Hot in a Pick Dress
GO

Some Dude Pretending to Be a Retard Singing a Song…Very Fucking Stupid
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Some Locksmiths Gets A Lesbian Surprise
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Sharon Osborne Blames Courtney Love For Getting Jack Hooked on Oxy
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Some Slut Named Dani Woodward Getting Naked Gallery
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Some Dancing Insane Person
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Some Chicks Topless Vacation Pictures
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Some Little Girl Gets Knocked Out By A Soccer Ball
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Paris Hilton Met Her New Swedish Boy Toy On the Street Corner…and Is Trying to Get Him a Modeling Contract. That’s Like Winning the Lottery, Expcept for The Herpes Part…
GO

Some Girl Gets Her First Tattoo and Sounds Like She’s Cumming
GO

Some Cam Girl Being a Cam Girl
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Biel is Playing Wonderwoman, Even Though She Has A Penis…This Shit is Like that Movie She’s the Man….because she is….the man….
GO

Some Cam Girl Being a Cam Girl
GO

Girls Rob a Store Dressed Like Ninja’s With Swords
GO

Some Bra Removal 101 Video for you Virgins
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Some Chick Hoola Hoops Naked in Public
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George Clooney’s Chick on Crutches
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Some Leave OJ Alone Stupid Parody Video
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Some Topless Chick Drinking and Kissing Her Friend
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Hayden Panettiere Has a Dirty Mouth
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Gays Mock the Last Supper
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The Rest of the Dela Hoya Pics
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Some Maggie Q Stripping for Peta
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Chris Crocker – The Britney Faggot Has Naked Pics on the Net…Here They Are
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Photobucket Chick Showin’ Off Her Crazy Ass
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Britney Tried To Do Playboy, It’s a Last Resort, But Playboy Refused Her 7 FIgured Request…If Only She Listened to Rod Stewart and Knew What She Knows now When She Was Younger….She Coulda Made a Fucking Killin’….
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Salma Hayek vs. Alyssa Milano
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Long Tongued Girls from The UK Showing Off Their Long Tongues
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Belladonna the Pornstar is Making a Comeback
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Some Virgin Dude Hasn’t Banged in a Year and Hasn’t Jerked Off in a Month To Bust a Huge Load in a Gangbang Video
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Drunk Girls Fight Over 60 Dollars
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Here’s a Little Mutant Vagina Action for You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Scary Spice’s Big Tits Dance With the Stars…Oh Wait…She Is the Star…
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Jennifer Love Showing Some Cleavage
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Some Model Named Candice Swanepoel On the Cat Walk Lookin’ Hot
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Dawn is Some Big Beasted Slut, But She Only Score a 77
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If You Need Sex, Which You Do…This Will Help
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Find Yourself a Local Slut To Fuck
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Some Girls Stolen Pics Hit the stepFORUM
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Jay-Z & Danger Mouse – The Grey Album Download in the stepFORUM
GO

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2007

25

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Roberta of the Day

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Here’s Hometown Hottie Roberta. I may hate the name Roberta because it reminds me of this big black lesbian who used to beat up on me when I was younger, but I don’t hate topless girls and pretty much everyone of her pictures is her topless. She could call herself anything she wants, because I won’t be listening to a word she says anyway. I am not one of those dude who gets awestruck when I see a topless chick, I just generally don’t listen to anyone. Roberta says that she’s a moneymaker, I may not know what that means but I do know a lot of girls who call themselves moneymakers because the official title of their work is far too sleazy to tell their grandparents like like escorting, porn, stripping and hooking….

I just read that Roberta is married and I have this thing where I am not into married chicks, so this post ends here. I am sure I would have gone on and made it life changing…but good luck to married Roberta, maybe she should be focusing on taking your kids to daycare or some shit…I am sure she’s a nice person but I hope she doesn’t win because it’ll go against everything I stand for.


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ERIN
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2007

25

Sep

I am – Britney Spears Uses a Handicap Public Bathroom of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears using a public bathroom for Handicap people because no matter how big you are, literally and figuratively, you are never too important to use the bathroom, because when you gotta go, you gotta go. The big surprise in this is that there’ no toilet paper hanging out of her dress, or dragging along the ground stuck to her shoe and all I keep wondering is not whether she washed her hands, but whether she even bothered wiping….Was she the kind of girl who hovers over the seat, or the kind who doesn’t even bother putting the seat down, did she take a pee, or a poo or was it a drug stop….or was she just going in to check herself out in the mirror to make sure who wig was on proper…because keeping up appearances is one of her hobbies. I guess the real health concern in all this is that the poor fucker who uses the toilet after her, may have some serious issues in 4-8 weeks.

I hate public bathrooms, sure I have passed out in my fair share, but I would never use a public toilet, I’d rather shit myself. I don’t care what all those studies say about the impossibility of getting an STD from the shit, because I know one night while high on GHB with a group of friends in a club 10 years ago, we all got the shits. And had no choice but to go….and coincidentally every single one of us got crabs. I know do crabs even exist. they are like the mythical pubic hair creatures used as a scare tactic, but after getting them, I can safely do exist and they are fucking assholes.

Either way, here are the Britney Public Bathroom pics.


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2007

25

Sep

I am – Nicole Scherzinger’s Baby Love Video of the Day

So this Pussycat Doll is launching her solo career and her new video involves her laying in bed in her panties, I guess she’s singing too but I kept shit on mute because I don’t like exposing myself to shit unnecessarily. I used to fight with my stepdaughter about the jiggy club anthems she would always listen to. I’d try to get her to turn the shit off because if I wanted to listen to jiggy club anthems, I’d go to jiggy clubs and order a bottle of Grey Goose and hustle chicks by giving them free drinks and showing off my jiggy tattoos and jiggy muscles while living the jiggy life….when I am not in the mood for that Jiggy shit, I’d rather listen to good music.

Either way, she’s showing off her body, because she’s not stupid and realizes that her body is her number one talent…The topless bikini scene is worth pausing…..lyrics like “you’re my baby love, you make the sun come up on a cloudy day” is just too deep for me to grasp (yes I turned on the volume) but tits and ass, I understand.


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Posted in:Bikini|Music Video|Nicole Sherzinger|Panties|Pussycat Doll|Topless|Unsorted

2007

25

Sep

I am – Nicole Scherzinger's Baby Love Video of the Day

So this Pussycat Doll is launching her solo career and her new video involves her laying in bed in her panties, I guess she’s singing too but I kept shit on mute because I don’t like exposing myself to shit unnecessarily. I used to fight with my stepdaughter about the jiggy club anthems she would always listen to. I’d try to get her to turn the shit off because if I wanted to listen to jiggy club anthems, I’d go to jiggy clubs and order a bottle of Grey Goose and hustle chicks by giving them free drinks and showing off my jiggy tattoos and jiggy muscles while living the jiggy life….when I am not in the mood for that Jiggy shit, I’d rather listen to good music.

Either way, she’s showing off her body, because she’s not stupid and realizes that her body is her number one talent…The topless bikini scene is worth pausing…..lyrics like “you’re my baby love, you make the sun come up on a cloudy day” is just too deep for me to grasp (yes I turned on the volume) but tits and ass, I understand.


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2007

25

Sep

I am – Hayden Panettiere Getting Out of Cars of the Day

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Here’s a little Hayden Panettiere action because she’s so popular with the boys right now. i am not really sure why because she looks like a treasure troll that let his hair down, but I guess 18 year olds with dumpy asses, massive heads, stumpy legs and who are barely 5 feet tall are the new 18 year olds with hot asses and a well-proportioned bodies.

I think the reason guys fantasize about her is because they know she plays the classier, more innocent role and deep down inside there’s a slut dying to come out that she saves for the bedroom because her public image is so fucking important to her. I realized many years ago that the girls who wore the tight, low-cut dresses and who would do sexually suggestive things like talk about how they like to fuck or how they like to fuck were just cock teases. They got off on the idea of guys getting off to thinking about them sexually. That was their penetration. They didn’t actually care to fuck and when they got in the bedroom, they just kinda laid there and took it, like they didn’t need to do any work because they were so desirable and they were doing you a favor by just letting you get up in them. Which is probably the case for every girl you’ve ever bagged. But the sexually repressed asian or Jesus lover jumps you as soon as the door closes behind you and rides you like you only have 2 minutes to get ‘er done, which for many of you is probably the case. The sexually repressed chicks are the ones that just think about fucking all the fucking time and don’t talk about it or flaunt it but bottle shit up so that the second they are naked those fuckers turn into some kind of crazy.

Either way, I was just in a store and saw some trashy slutty girl in a mini skirt and thigh highs, rockin’ patent leather white boots and some kind of halter top. Her blond hair was in pigtails and she looked like a pornstar. She kept playing with her tongue ring and every motherfucker in the place, who probably had washed up, dull, normal dressing wives and girlfriends at home was staring at her like they just came themselves. Sure her tits busted out of her bra with nipples harder than nipples are supposed to get, and her body was tight, but I knew what she was all about and I knew that she thought she was this really hot piece of ass that all the dudes loved, without realizing that dudes just love lookin at sluts.

At one point she looked at me and I laughed to myself because I got her game. She stuck out her tongue and licked her lips making sure I saw the tongue ring she was packing. What she didn’t realize is that I hate tongue rings and I don’t understand the deal with them and why washed up whores think they are hot and stick it out and play with it. I don’t think a tongue ring ever meant that a girl loved suckin’ dick, when I see a tongue ring I don’t think how awesome it will feel on my dick. I have had tongue ring blowjobs and the girls couldn’t suck dick for the life of them, even with a blowjob accessory shit didn’t finish me off, but every dude who saw her probably thought she could and I am sure she thought she could suck dick too and played that off like it’s 1990 when tongue rings were invented, crying for men to think of her as dick sucking whores, because it probably gets them into clubs or at least free drinks when in clubs, which is the measure of a slut’s ability to be the girl dudes want to get drunk and bring home to fuck em and give em a fake number then leave em…because their real girlfriends who can carry a conversation and are cool and normal actually know how to fuck wouldn’t approve of this union if they ever found out about it. Life as a slut is a sad lonely place because no one ever wants to marry them, they just pass that vagina around hoping and wishing that one day they’d get a good guy who legitimately is into them….unfortuantely her exposed g-string, kinda puts a damper on that dream.

Here are those Hayden pics because we all know she’s a dirty slut behind all the bullshit that is her career.


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