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2007

31

Aug

I am – Gillian Anderson Trying to be Sexy of the Day

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I will get the Gay Blogger his very own login one-day soon, but in the meantime I am forced to write a shitty intro to let you all know that he’s here to make me famous because gay is trendy and because gay bloggers are even more trendy. His name is Julien and this is his magic sauce on Gillian Anderson trying to be sexy with the word Yes next to her, probably in efforts to trick us into thinking we want a piece, when in reality all we really want is that set of tits on the wall behind her in our face…either way here’s Julien.

You know when people try to be sexy but it just doesn’t work? I think this is one of those cases. I mean if you described to me the elements of this photo, take Gillian Anderson, make her look like a chic drug addict and then spread her legs, I would be like, yeah…I know a few people who could jerk off to that. But why did she have to have that giant metal S between her legs? I just don’ think that worked. Now, being a flaming homosexual, I’m probably not the best person to judge, but I really think that only die-hard X-Files fans are going to aroused by these pics.

It’s like how everyone thinks because I’m gay that I’ll fuck any gay person that walks. While this is 90% true, there is still that 10% that I wouldn’t fuck. Like this one time, Marie-Eve had made some friend that she thought would just be PERFECT for me and I was kind of a slow week, so I agreed to meet him. I didn’t want to go on an actual blind date, I’m not a 30 something, chubby, single girl (at least not yet). So I agreed to meet him at this party that everyone was going to. So I’m at the party, just starting to get a little fucked up and this guy walk in. He had a nice body, an ok face but for some goddamn reason he was wearing a fucking mesh tank top. I hate mesh tank tops. Some faggot must have sent out a memo saying that these things are fashionable. But believe me they aren’t. It was a total deal breaker. I took one look at this guy and I laughed and walked away to find more blow.

The point of this tale of faggotry is that the elements of this guy were there but there was just something off. I mean if he had just planned his outfit a little better, he could’ve totally boned me that night. But unfortunately he chose to wear a mesh tank top. He might as well have shown up with a giant metal S between his legs.

Smooch!
Julien


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Cameron Diaz Legs of the Day

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It turns out that I can’t sell an ad deal for this site because the site is basically a genital wart or AIDS lesion on the internet. I never get anything out of anyone, I get rejected for events, I get rejected for interviews, I get rejected for promo CDs, it’s just constant rejection because I guess people just think I am an asshole…or a Joke or both an asshole and I joke. I need to become well liked. I am tired of people hating me and telling other people how creepy I am just because I am a master of internet rape. So I decided that I am going to start touring old folks home and put on shows for them. I can’t sing, I can’t dance, I am pretty shitty in public but I am going to come up with something good. I’ll have a camera crew following me, and by crew I mean some asshole with a cellphone video camera, but it’s going to definitely earn me some serious points in the world…When the old folks tour is over, then I hit up the retard homes, then I am going to schools to talk about safe sex, aids and not doing drugs and then I’ll hit up the prison’s to refine those cocksuckin’ lawbreakers…I will make the world a better place and you’re all going to love me, like the song they all sing on American Idol….

In the meantime….look at Cameron Diaz’s Legs because I’d still do her pre-menopausal ass.


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Rachel Leigh Cook’s Almost Cleavage of the Day

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I went out with one of my guys friends last night who I hadn’t seen in awhile. We went out to the bar and decided to play this game we regularly take part in to see which one of us could find someone to leave with first. We both needed to get laid and a little incentive with some friendly competition is always fun.

Since he chose to leave with the fattest, sloppiest bitch in the place (cause he has no dignity) I ended up loosing the bet and gave him the $20. I like to fuck just as much as, or more then, the average person but even I have some sort of standard. And the point of the game is for there to a be a little bit of a challenge involved in it you know?

I guess in the end a bet is a bet and fair is fair. He got $20 and got laid, and I went home alone woke up with a hangover and spend the rest of my day writing for all 4 of you.

Here’s Rachel Leigh Cook and her almost cleavage, which is better then no cleavage at all and when you’re virgin like yourself, you need to get it when it’s given. So go grab your tissues and lotion, and pretend your body is a theme park for 3-5 minutes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Rachel Leigh Cook's Almost Cleavage of the Day

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I went out with one of my guys friends last night who I hadn’t seen in awhile. We went out to the bar and decided to play this game we regularly take part in to see which one of us could find someone to leave with first. We both needed to get laid and a little incentive with some friendly competition is always fun.

Since he chose to leave with the fattest, sloppiest bitch in the place (cause he has no dignity) I ended up loosing the bet and gave him the $20. I like to fuck just as much as, or more then, the average person but even I have some sort of standard. And the point of the game is for there to a be a little bit of a challenge involved in it you know?

I guess in the end a bet is a bet and fair is fair. He got $20 and got laid, and I went home alone woke up with a hangover and spend the rest of my day writing for all 4 of you.

Here’s Rachel Leigh Cook and her almost cleavage, which is better then no cleavage at all and when you’re virgin like yourself, you need to get it when it’s given. So go grab your tissues and lotion, and pretend your body is a theme park for 3-5 minutes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Hayden Panettiere Takes a Trip to London of the Day

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I’ve never been one of those young girls that wants to look older them I am. After watching my mothers looks deteriorate and her weight balloon to epic proportions, I realized that being 18, thin and fit is a pretty sweet deal. I’m going to milk it for all it’s worth cause it’s going to be all down hill from here pretty much. I know I’m not perfect, but there’s a reason I get laid as much as I do, and I’m pretty sure it’s not because of my brain. Great legs, nice tits, and tight ass probably help tho.

I’ve been trying to figure out just what exactly Hayden Panettiere’s handlers are up to in terms of sending her out for promotional tours and appearences looking like an aging Cougar. She looks great, don’t get me wrong but I think she is going to have a rude awakening when she wakes up down the road and realizes shes been middle aged for 25 fucking years.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Jesse Jane’s Porn Tits at the 10th Annual Adult Night Club and Exotic Awards of the Day

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This girl on my AIM was telling me about some dude she’s fucking who is pretty dirty, even more dirty than the dude who jerked off on her panties. This motherfucker no only took her anal virginity while choking her, he also told her that he wants to fist her and when he tried he couldn’t get past three fingers, so the next day he shows up at her house with a speculum and a DVD filled with anal porn, but not anal porn he bought, anal porn he downloaded off the internet….obviously classy.

So this bitch has issues and is submissive and decides that this guy, despite being married deserves her full attention, I guess since she gave him her ass at 30, he holds a special place in her heart. So in efforts to please the asshole she’s shoving this thing in her to stretch herself out for him to fist her and live his fantasy out, while treating her like nothing but a whore….

That means, after he’s done with her and got what he wanted and walks, she’s going to be there all loose vaginaed and confused as to where shit went wrong.

This is a fucked up story, that I didn’t make up and that proves that people out there are fucking insane. When I used to get with girls, I’d try to make them do kegels to tighten their shit not loosen it, but maybe that was because I am not into fisting and I have a retardedly small penis.

So whatever your fetish is, remember some of us are judging you and think you’re a twisted sick fuck. That’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of pornstar Jesse Jane and her dirty fake tits at some porn awards I wasn’t invited to. Just knowing how many dudes have cum on those things makes me feel dirty looking at her, but I’d still do her if I could get it up.


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Jesse Jane's Porn Tits at the 10th Annual Adult Night Club and Exotic Awards of the Day

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This girl on my AIM was telling me about some dude she’s fucking who is pretty dirty, even more dirty than the dude who jerked off on her panties. This motherfucker no only took her anal virginity while choking her, he also told her that he wants to fist her and when he tried he couldn’t get past three fingers, so the next day he shows up at her house with a speculum and a DVD filled with anal porn, but not anal porn he bought, anal porn he downloaded off the internet….obviously classy.

So this bitch has issues and is submissive and decides that this guy, despite being married deserves her full attention, I guess since she gave him her ass at 30, he holds a special place in her heart. So in efforts to please the asshole she’s shoving this thing in her to stretch herself out for him to fist her and live his fantasy out, while treating her like nothing but a whore….

That means, after he’s done with her and got what he wanted and walks, she’s going to be there all loose vaginaed and confused as to where shit went wrong.

This is a fucked up story, that I didn’t make up and that proves that people out there are fucking insane. When I used to get with girls, I’d try to make them do kegels to tighten their shit not loosen it, but maybe that was because I am not into fisting and I have a retardedly small penis.

So whatever your fetish is, remember some of us are judging you and think you’re a twisted sick fuck. That’s all I have to say about that.

Here are some pictures of pornstar Jesse Jane and her dirty fake tits at some porn awards I wasn’t invited to. Just knowing how many dudes have cum on those things makes me feel dirty looking at her, but I’d still do her if I could get it up.


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2007

31

Aug

I am – Paris Hilton and Her Sister Partying of the Day

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I went to a bar the other night because I like getting drunk. I sat in the corner and drank my face off because the drinks were cheap and that’s what I do. ON the dancefloor there was a bitch who was doing the Paris Hilton. Now I don’t know if you guys know what the Paris Hilton is, but it’s a distinct fucking Bow-Legged stance dance that younger girls picked up by watching The Simple Life or visiting Perez Hilton. Anyway, this hot model lookin’ bitch is doing the Paris Hilton and to her right was this scraggly bitch with extensions falling out of her hair, a leopard print bra was hangin out of her shirt and short shorts jacked up her ass. So you have this tall thin hot model doing the Paris Hilton and her little ratty friend trying to get attention to make-up for her obvious shortcomings by rubbing her cunt up against the speaker and there I am thinking that I just experienced the very local Simple Life with girls I’d rather fuck. Reality is that the model will probably develop a drug addiction and her only gigs will be at the local supermarket handing out tampon samples and the rat will end up knocked up with some black baby who she doesn’t know who the father is, but these bitches will still be less useless to the world than the real Simple Lie. I would have bought them a drink to celebrate but figured why bother, I’d rather use my limited budget on myself, drink special or not and they don’t need drinks they were already jacked on Meth….

Here are some pictures of Paris and her useless sister dancing up at some club in some place recently….


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2007

30

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty hungover, it is almost 9 pm and I am sitting at my computer naked, eating corn on the cob because it was 5 for 1 dollar and that fits my budget…butter and corn juice is dripping down my chest and belly…I am disgusting….

When drunk last night, I sent out a text message to everyone in my address book. The only responses I got were from people who had erased my number. I kept this one girl thinking that we met in a club and had a connection until I passed out on my floor. I woke up feeling alone, ashamed and disgusting and that has carried me through the day.

Spam was destroying the site, I was getting 10,000 spam comments an hour, so that’s why my traffic and actual internet stardom never made sense. All my views were from robots, and those robots forced me to shut off the comments and direct you all to my stepFORUM , so sign-up, participate. There may only be 4 of us, but together we can move mountains….if we ever get off our lazy asses….

I got this email asking me to tell my readers that pornstar Carmen Luvana is going to be doing some in-strore appearance, so if you’ve ever wanted to jerk of to her in person, now’s your chance….so make your way to North Carolina if you’re looking for some pornstar fun….

Tuesday 9/4/07
Durham 12-4 pm
4125 Chapel Hill Blvd.

Raleigh 5-9:00 pm
6311 Glenwood Avenue

So check it out if you’re around and if you’re not you can check back here for pictures I expect them to send me.

In the meantime…these are the sites I visited today…you should visit them too…It’s good stuff…I promise…I know there’s a lot of them…maybe I’ll start breaking them up into 2 posts a day…I’ll guess you’ll have to comeback to find out if I ever do it….

Britney’s Got a New Sign Leaked….All Over Her Panties…Oh Wait That’s Just Some Dude’s Load from Last Month and The Used Condom She Stuffed Up There First to Not Get Preggers
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The Best Movie Cat Fights Video
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Full House Uncensored – Because Behind the Wholesome Show is a Bunch of Perverts
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Some Hot Australian in a Bikini Video … G’day Baby
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A Closer Look at Miss South Carolina
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Lucy Pinder’s Got Some New Topless Pictures in Zoo
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Some kid using humor to deflect from the fact that he’s a fat ass…Boy does that sounds familiar
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Celebrity Rehab – The Tv Show
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Set you VCRS and get ready for the trainwreck of all trainwrecks!
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Kim Delaney see through shirt
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Girl Strips in Honor of the Upcoming Football Season
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A Little Bit About the Stripper Named Heather from Rock of Love Topless
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More Digital Dolls or Black Chicks Who Are Half Naked
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Baseball Tennis, as if there isn’t enough dumb fucking sports already
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Some host on MSNBC is a homophobe queer basher
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A whack load of naked pics of some girl named Maya
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Some college kids fuck around with people driving cars
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The only girls who look like this at video game conventions are paid to be there
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Alyssa Milano continues to hock her shitty clothing line
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This is creepy and funny all at the same time
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Jennifer Ellison Lookin’ Hot in a Tiny Bikini
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Madonna is a freak but I’d still do her…
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Lilly Allen is a pothead, but so is every other person under 30
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Keira Knightly is not a drunken slut. what a prude
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And yet another reason why Japan rules
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Naughty Office
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Britney is selling some dress she stole
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Next time switch the soccer ball for a small dog
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Vintage Ah-nold
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Tales fof the Clit
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Adny Dick being a fucking nut
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It’s getting hot in here – Webcam Girl
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Hayden Panetiere looks 40
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Some polar bear jerking off Like You
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Rhianna isn’t dating the little homo from Transformers afterall
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Chris Angel makes excuses for why he was hanging out with Britney
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This is fake, but funny anyways
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Paris Hilton is a good friend
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Nick Hogan is a moron
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VIP crew ranch party
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Jaime Pressly like whoa!
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Leticia Sabatar is Buted Fucking On The Beach…I Don’t Know Who She Is But This is Like Porn
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Eyelash Transplants are a New Beauty Option that Freak me Out
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Some Dude has an Extra Foot
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A Bad School Girl Gallery in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Nude Celebs in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Celeb Candids in the stepFORUM
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Some Photobucket Girl’s Ass in a Thong
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Compare Britney’s Slipoo To Some Fat Amateur Slipoos
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Rogue Collector Finds Asian Porn on Photobucket
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More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Even More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Dirty Stripper on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girls and Water Fetish Pictures
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Some Girls on the Beach Pics on Flickr
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Some Girls Mixed Pictures on Flickr
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Some More Mixed Pictures of Sluts on Flickr
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Some Naked Chick and Weed on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girl’s Dirty Little Secret for the Internet
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Some Kid Rock Preview of his New Video’s Sex Scene – It’s Called So Hott –
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This Girl Emailed Me to Tell Me To Check Out Her Site…Check Out Her Bush
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Jodie Foster is a Wet Lesbian in Jane Magazine
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Some U-God from the Wu-Tang Clan in the VIP Lounge
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Girls Getting Fucking Crazy and Eaten Out in the VIP Room…I love Strippers
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Girl Has an Emotional Orgasm (with penis so NSFW)
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Shitty Motorcycle Accident Video
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Use This And Fuck…..
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2007

30

Aug

I am – Jennifer Garner’s Orgasm Face of the Day

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So may token gay blogger looks like he is going to be a fixture and I hope you all enjoy it because that’s the whole reason he is here. I am all about helping you come to terms with your underlying homosexuality, while giving the homos on the site a man to fantasize about. I am trying to make myself famous and this is the best way.

The only set-back is that Julien isn’t an inflated, blue haired faggot that looks like a circus clown who got lost and ate all the elephant feed, but maybe the internet will move from having disgusting looking idols to just having disgusting sexual deviant idols. Only time will tell and here’s his post for the day….Cocksuckers….

I have been going on gay chat sites for a quite a while. It’s a really great place to meet “straight� guys who want to suck to dick but who are too afraid to go the gay bars. I prefer these kind of guys because they are all about the sex and are not looking to spoon afterwards.

So I was talking to this guy and he decided to send me a few of his pics. One of them was his “O face� (or “orgasm face�) and it was horrifying. His eye was all squinty and he was doing this thing with his mouth and it made him look like a retarded rabbit. He must of thought it was sexy but it really wasn’t. He might as well have sent me a picture of his last bowl movement.

Here is a picture of Jennifer Garner making what looks to me like her O face. Now she doesn’t look as bad as my guy did, but she still looks a little downsy. But just because it doesn’t work for me doesn’t mean some desperate straight guy (you) isn’t going to print this out, put it on his pillow and then fuck a plastic pussy pretending that he is making Jennifer Garner cum. Well, I’m all about fantasies but believe me even if by some magical turn of events, Ben Affleck died and you managed to fuck Ms. Garner, there is no way you would make her cum.

Smooch!
Julien


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