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2007

04

Sep

I am – Charlize Theron’s Cleavage of the Day

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I have a token gay blogger to attract more girls to the site because girls like fags. There was a time when I knew a kid who pretended to be fag to get laid. He would trick girls into taking him shopping and trying on clothes for him. In his 6 month experiment he saw more bare vagina than anyone I’ve met. When he told the girls he wanted to test out vagina, they’d all comply, cuz they thought they were so hot that a gay dude would go straight for them….what they didn’t realize is that was his game and he was running it on so many chicks….

So anyway, if girls like fags and I let fags write for the site, maybe girls will like me enough to send me vagina pictures…so my token gay blogger wrote about these pictures that I wouldn’t normally post about because they are fashion shots and they are boring, but since he’s gay, I’ll let it slide because I know that we’re different and I accept diversity….and because I don’t want him reporting me as a discriminating gay hating guy with a website who doesn’t pay him cuz that will work against this whole getting girls to send in vagina pictures….

Here is his post….

So I was at this bar the other night and it was really boring and this group of cunts are standing around going “You almost spilled you drink on my 3000 dollar suit. C’MON!” and “I asked you to get me another drink. C’MON!” Now, we are all aware that Arrested Development was a really funny show and that it’s a shame that it got cancelled and blah blah blah. But please, don’t sully it’s good name by fucking quoting it to death. If I see one more fucking frat boy doing JOB’s chicken dance in the middle of a bar will actually vomit. You might as well be talking like Borat while wearing a “Vote For Pedro” t-shirt.

Move the fuck on.

Here are some pics of Charlize Theron looking like a whore. She played a retard on Arrested Development.

Smooch!

Julien


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Charlize Theron's Cleavage of the Day

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I have a token gay blogger to attract more girls to the site because girls like fags. There was a time when I knew a kid who pretended to be fag to get laid. He would trick girls into taking him shopping and trying on clothes for him. In his 6 month experiment he saw more bare vagina than anyone I’ve met. When he told the girls he wanted to test out vagina, they’d all comply, cuz they thought they were so hot that a gay dude would go straight for them….what they didn’t realize is that was his game and he was running it on so many chicks….

So anyway, if girls like fags and I let fags write for the site, maybe girls will like me enough to send me vagina pictures…so my token gay blogger wrote about these pictures that I wouldn’t normally post about because they are fashion shots and they are boring, but since he’s gay, I’ll let it slide because I know that we’re different and I accept diversity….and because I don’t want him reporting me as a discriminating gay hating guy with a website who doesn’t pay him cuz that will work against this whole getting girls to send in vagina pictures….

Here is his post….

So I was at this bar the other night and it was really boring and this group of cunts are standing around going “You almost spilled you drink on my 3000 dollar suit. C’MON!” and “I asked you to get me another drink. C’MON!” Now, we are all aware that Arrested Development was a really funny show and that it’s a shame that it got cancelled and blah blah blah. But please, don’t sully it’s good name by fucking quoting it to death. If I see one more fucking frat boy doing JOB’s chicken dance in the middle of a bar will actually vomit. You might as well be talking like Borat while wearing a “Vote For Pedro” t-shirt.

Move the fuck on.

Here are some pics of Charlize Theron looking like a whore. She played a retard on Arrested Development.

Smooch!

Julien


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Charlize Theron’s Hard Nipples
Charlize Theron’s Bikini Pics
Charlize Theron and Her Dog Pictures

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2007

04

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking through the park and saw some dude who turned out to be wiping out on GHB with his dog….He was passed out in a group of people but no one seemed to know who he was. He was holding a leash with some pitbull kind of dog that rips faces off….I watched as some asshole in a green shirt was taunting the dog, trying to put sunglasses on it, trying to hit it in the face, trying to aggravate it….I walked up to him and asked what the fuck he was doing to the dog and he told me he was trying to get it to attack him so that he could sue and make money. I told the guy that if I see him fuck with the dog again I will rip his fucking throat out…and the crackhead ran to get security. I am not an intimidating person, I am not a fighter, but I like dogs and I don’t like assholes.

Here are my links…

Maggie Gyllenhaal Poses in her Underwear for Agent Provocateur and Is Busted
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Cora is some kind of model in some kind of lingerie…
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The Beyonce Tit Flashing Video
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Sienna Miller is Drunk and Throwing a Fit
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Some Chick Named Jessica Capshaw’s See Thru Top
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Brooke Skye and Her Friends are Hot on the Beach
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Bam and Ryan Get Pulled Over By the Cops
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Genius Ugly Betty Ad from New Zealand
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This Bitch Tried to Rush Brad Pitt in Venice cuz She’s Crazy
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All the Rocky Movies in 5 Seconds
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Lesbian Vampires in TV and Film Compilation
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Some Dude Named John Lehr Chokes on Camera…I have No Idea Who He Is….
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R-Kelly Featuring Jay z and Sluts…
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Raymi the Minx Naked Pics
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RIP Stack Bundles…who?
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Some Joss Stone is Not Hot, Even When I Pretend The Mic is My Dick…
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Rose McGowan See Through Shirt Action
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A Couple of Idiots Beat the Shit out of Each Other
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Angelina Jolie at the Venice Film Fest All Dressed Up
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Kate Beckinsale in Fuck Me Boots
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Here’s a Gallery of Cheerleaders
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Carmen Electra Does a Hot Fucking Dance
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Look Down Hayden Panettiere’s Shirt…
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Kids at a Party Beating Each Other Up
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Hot German Model Named Eva Padberg Posing
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Nicole Richie has Shown Up in Texas
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Photobucket Slut
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Some Dudes Stage a Double Murder
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Some Girl Showin Off Her Implants…That’s What Girls With Implants
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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An Assortment of Kate Moss Nude Pictures
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Some Chick Named Amy Weber Topless and Massaged
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Some Idiot Eats Soap and His Friends Laugh and I Kill Myself
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Your Friend is a Facebook Slut Prank
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Elle Macpherson Without Make-Up is Still Hot to Me
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Britney Wears Her Sunglasses At Night When Partying at DJ Am’s Club in Vegas
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Gallery of Modified Golf Carts
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Funny Bitch with Tourettes is So Over-Dramatic
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Some Car Show Babe Forgets Her Panties
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This Arm Wrestling Champ Claims She has a Vagina
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Some Waitress Serves a Dude Her TIts on a Plate
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Here’s an Interesting/Extensive Japanese Medical Exam Video
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Here’s a Rejected Vodka Ad
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Amy Winehouse Left a Disgusting Mess of Puke and Blood in Her Hotel Room
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Courtney Love Claims WInehouse Does More Cocaine Than Anyone She’s Ever Seen…And She’s Seen Lots of People Do Cocaine
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Pete Doherty Crapped Out when Winehouse was Overdosing because he Didn’t want Bad Press…I’d Let the Bitch Die Too…
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Here’s a Gallery of Chicks Caught Naked
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Here’s a Masturbating Monkey…Because it Reminds Me Of You
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Some Hipsters Versus Strippers Pictures to Bore You
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Some Chick Named Samantha Mumba has Amazing Cleavage Video
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Some Topless and Bald Party Slut
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101 Hottest Chicks with Tattoos
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Some Girl Dancing to Daft Punk Video I don’t Understand
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Here’s a Gallery of Nikki Cox Pics
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Here are a Couple of Chicks Making Out…
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Here’s Today’s Cute College Girl for you to Jerk Off To…In a Bikini
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Dude Does a Backflip and it Goes Wrong…
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Dude Gets Bit by a Cobra
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Some Michelle Marsh Compilation
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Here’s Some Shower Pissing Fun Video – NSFW
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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2007

03

Sep

I am – Pam Anderson Hangs with Rick Solomon of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Pamela Anderson’s nipples hanging out with Rick Solomon. At first I thought that they were in some Meet People with Herpes support group to meet people with herpes so that you don’t have to deal with the stigma of telling the girl you’ve been banging for 2 months that you have herpes leading her to freak the fuck out on you….but then I realized that Pam Anderson is like Rick Solomon’s business mentor. She is his Tony Robbins. She is the person who lead him to a life of videotaping the sluts he bangs in hopes they one day become a commodity…so that he can make huge fucking money off it and give the girl involved even more fame, more jobs and her own reality TV show all for taking one load on her tits and being able to dress like a complete asshole in public since the world’s already seen your cock…. If only life was that simple.


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Rihanna Fighting With Her Dress of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Rihanna fighting with her dress to stay on, I like to believe that some fights aren’t worth fighting and this is one of them, but that’s only because I want to see her cans.

Speaking of fights not worth having, I was walking down the street and some drunk dude asked the time. The guy I was with told him that it was time to get a watch and dude went fucking insane. He started punching himself in the head and screaming about how he wanted to throw it down….we kept walking but the concept of a dude wanting to fight over shit I said in elementary school was fucking amazing….a fight I probably wouldn’t have fought, but this dude wasn’t having it….

Later that night, I was in a bar and had to take a piss, so I go to the bathroom and walk into some kind of man conference of 5 dudes pumping each other up to get pussy. One guy was screaming how the place is totally his seen and he’s going to get laid tonight and another guy was screaming how he loves pussy and they other 3 dudes were just going along with it, hitting each other and wrestling in the bathroom. One guy went on about how cool looking he was and how amazing he looked while his buddy was telling him how awesome he was. It was pretty much one of the gayer experiences of my life, other than when I was in prison. I wanted to tell them that they were going to fuck and that they were already at first base, which each other. But some fights aren’t worth fighting and I didn’t feel like getting gang raped in the bathroom by a group of drunk, testosterone charged closet cases….because they don’t think it’s gay to fuck each other, it just proves how comfortable they are with their sexuality and they usually try to be less gay by convincing some drunk college chick to join them in the fun for a gangbang…but when their buddy is getting sucked off by the slut, they are jerking off to the thought of being the one doing the sucking….

Reality is that they are probably people who read the site, because that’s how expect you to act in public and I found that thought pretty fucking depressing…like these Rihanna pics that don’t show no nipple.


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Posted in:Nip Slip|Rihanna|Tits|Unsorted|Wardrobe Malfunction

2007

03

Sep

I am – Britney Spears “Upskirt” of the Day

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Everyone says that Britney is a wreck because she goes out in short dresses and doesn’t care if her ass is hanging out. I call it a miracle because there was a time that she was a candy-coated popstar we all wished would turn into a dirty slut who gets naked on command and who pretty much walks around naked all the time. It may have taken two kids and an over-eating disorder and lots of paparazzi in her face for a long enough time before realizing that she can’t shit without the world knowing to break her down, but the time has come and we should all fucking embrace it, because it is what we always wanted.

Now this is probably one of the shittiest upskirt ass shots I’ve seen of hers, but like every loser with a celebrity blog, I saw a little ass cheek and that made it worthy of a post. I am trying to convince a group of girls next to me in the starbucks to come back to my place for a hot tub party. They will be disappointed when they find out that the closest thing I have to a hot tub is a kettle and a bucket, but I have them considering coming over and hanging out in their underwear since they don’t have bikinis. I am a fucking awesome considering what I have going for me…which is pretty much nothing. If you’re wondering why I am at Starbucks, it’s because my neighbor who I think killed himself’s internet was cut off,

Point of all this is to say I would love to do Britney, I’d love to smell the kitchen garbage variety of scents that exudes from her box, because let’s face it, I’ve done dirtier, poorer, trashier, fatter bitches that her and comparatively she’s a fucking gem.

Bonus – Some Pictures of Britney with some Hired Friends, Sitting Like a Man at LAX in Vegas, DJ AM’s new Gayer than Bicycle Shorts Club, where he makes all the woman sit like men, cuz it gets him off. He’s so weird.

Bonus – Britney Before going to LA showing a little shitty upskirt and rockin’ some huge cans…


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Posted in:Britney Spears|cleavage|Drunk|Hair|Tits|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

03

Sep

I am – Britney Spears "Upskirt" of the Day

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Everyone says that Britney is a wreck because she goes out in short dresses and doesn’t care if her ass is hanging out. I call it a miracle because there was a time that she was a candy-coated popstar we all wished would turn into a dirty slut who gets naked on command and who pretty much walks around naked all the time. It may have taken two kids and an over-eating disorder and lots of paparazzi in her face for a long enough time before realizing that she can’t shit without the world knowing to break her down, but the time has come and we should all fucking embrace it, because it is what we always wanted.

Now this is probably one of the shittiest upskirt ass shots I’ve seen of hers, but like every loser with a celebrity blog, I saw a little ass cheek and that made it worthy of a post. I am trying to convince a group of girls next to me in the starbucks to come back to my place for a hot tub party. They will be disappointed when they find out that the closest thing I have to a hot tub is a kettle and a bucket, but I have them considering coming over and hanging out in their underwear since they don’t have bikinis. I am a fucking awesome considering what I have going for me…which is pretty much nothing. If you’re wondering why I am at Starbucks, it’s because my neighbor who I think killed himself’s internet was cut off,

Point of all this is to say I would love to do Britney, I’d love to smell the kitchen garbage variety of scents that exudes from her box, because let’s face it, I’ve done dirtier, poorer, trashier, fatter bitches that her and comparatively she’s a fucking gem.

Bonus – Some Pictures of Britney with some Hired Friends, Sitting Like a Man at LAX in Vegas, DJ AM’s new Gayer than Bicycle Shorts Club, where he makes all the woman sit like men, cuz it gets him off. He’s so weird.

Bonus – Britney Before going to LA showing a little shitty upskirt and rockin’ some huge cans…


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2007

03

Sep

I am – Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Swank in a white bikini, because I love white bikinis. Girls don’t cry and please never realize that they are see through and that we can see your total vagina when you wear them, because you’re too busy making sure that they don’t show nipple through. It’s like the inventor of the white bikini knew just how to distract a girl enough to not realize we all see your baby maker.

Hilary Swank may not be one of those pretty girls you see on the street, she may look rough and rugged and a bit like a dude who doesn’t cry, but reality is that she hasn’t got shit on the cougar I met last night. I was out with a couple of people getting drunk it’s what I do and one of the guys I was with was called over by a cougar sitting a lone. I never witnessed a cougar in her natural habitat, I only experienced it through second hand stories, but she just waved over to him to come sit with her and he went. She was chatting him up, probably talking about when she was in her 20s back in the 80s, maybe about her daughter who was his age, probably about how she had breast cancer and the scare made her leave her family and re-live her youth…I was just sitting across the way running dialog in my head of what she was saying, but then I realized that she was a hooker, with clear heeled hooker looking boots and bright red hooker looking hair and rough beat down face that only years of being a hooker can do or you….

Anyway, dude sat with her for a while before realizing it and when he did he didn’t cry but he was mad about the time he wasted talking to her and took her to the back alley and punished her face with his dick for misleading him…at least that what he said he did, but I am pretty sure dude’s a lot like you can the only punishing he can do is to himself because no one else gives him the time of day….even when he pays them….

I am just still drinking because it’s fucking labor day asshole…so bear with me if my posts don’t make any sense at all…


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Hilary Swank|Tits|Unsorted|Vagina|White Bikini

2007

03

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures of the Day

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So this high school musical cast is really a hot thing right now. It seems no matter how old I get, teenage girls will be dumb enough to fall for these shit movies and tv shows and they will believe all the hype of the publicity stunt that is the relationship between 2 of the characters. They will still cut his pics out of magazines and put it on their wall like he was Lance Bass in 1999 only to find out that this Vanessa Hudgens – Zac Effron relationship is one based on shopping together, doing each other’s hair and make-up and talking about sucking off boys with each other.

Speaking of taking it up the shit hole, the walls in the shit hole I call home are pretty paper fucking thing and if I am not hearing my neighbors fighting, fucking, shitting or getting high, I am usually asleep or passed out drunk in the corner. Tonight I came home to the song “Love Hurts” on fucking repeat. I thought maybe dude had fallen asleep to that shit but it’s been about 12 hours and it’s still fucking going. I can only assume that asshole tried to Owen Wilson himself, but succeeded, because let’s face it, real suicidal people don’t fuck up for people to find them and pamper them back to happiness, that shit is called a cry for attention and my neighbors statement is “look what you made me do bitch”, provided he is actually dead. I do know that if I hear the song one more time, I may be the motherfucker they are scraping off the pavement but that’s just because I hated it to begin with and 12 hours later, I am starting to hate myself. If the hall starts stinking, I’ll know to call the landlord and complain…maybe I’ll get a free month out of all this…

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens from high school musical in her bikini, in Hawaii with her fag/boyfriend, playin in the sand, like they are a bunch of queers…which it turns out…they probably are….


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Booty|Playing|Tits|Unsorted|Vanessa Hudgens|Wet

2007

31

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I witnessed teenage pregnancy today. She wasn’t a major teen because she was driving, but her parents looked like they were my age. EIther they were rich and had plastic surgery or lived a clean healthy life but watching her perky milk filled tits bounce and knowing dude dropped load in her was pretty fucking hot….until I saw the baby daddy ride up next to her on his bike with his ratty fucking hair, tattooed neck and emaciated AIDS lookin’ body….

Comments are back up, with some crazy captcha thing that means you have to type what you seen in the box before writing. I know you aren’t used to box, but you’ll have to figure it out if you want to leave feedback. If you’re looking for a real challenge try their “Audio” feature and figure out what numbers they are shouting out at you. Shit confused the fuck out of me but made me laugh and I am not a laugher so it’s worth trying. The stepFORUM was a bust, which wasn’t surprising at all, since everything I touch turns to shit.

I didn’t feel like working too hard today, it’s the long weekend, which has no impact on my life at all since everyday is a fucking weekend, so I spent most of the day surfing the internet and trying to convince girls to get naked for me.

Here’s to a good fucking weekend, I know statistically some of you may end up driving drunk and into trees and shit, so try not to die, I need the traffic.

Here’s what I saw…experience my day by clicking these links….


So Much Silicone at the Premiere of “Anna Nicole”
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Nadine Velazquez From My Name is Earl Showing Off Her Spic Ass
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Some Slut Named Staci Flood Posing for in her Lingerie for you
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Take this Pop Quiz on High School
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It is Fetish Weekend in Montreal….And Here’s an Interview with Fetish Queen Bianca Beauchamp….They Wouldn’t Give Me Free Guestlist…But I’ll Still Promote this Fetish Queen…
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Hot Lesbian Sex Scene From L-Word For You Perverts
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An Insane Coin Toss Trick…
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Great Prank with a suitcase full of fake Cocaine
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Some crazy bitchs let her five year old drive her car
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Sienna Miller is a crazy drunk
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Anti-Kamasutra
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Britney’s New Lyrics are About Having a Dude Cum in Her Mouth….Amazing, I guess bitch realized cum in the cooch means a lifetime of headaches…
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Lenka Gaborova like whoa
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Rachel Stevens Lookin’ Slutty in Some Photoshoot
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Some Flickr Nudity…
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Paris is moving
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rose McGowen see through top
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Miss South Carolina calls 911
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Hyori Lee is some Asian Whore
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Car fight!!
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Charlize Theron has killer legs
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Some Webcam Video with a Girl and Her Football
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K sterm
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More Flickr Nudity
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Michelle Marsh – VIDEO
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Britney’s new singles are really, really, really…awesome
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Half tiem contest. This is fantastic
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Shy Topless Girl on the Beach
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Owen Wilson goes to rehab
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Brett Micheals talks about his cock and You Love The Cock….
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Jenna Jameson looking wierder then ever
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Girl Liking Another Girl’s Hairy Armpit
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Fergie FUG is Looking Like Sex With a Pile of Shit
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I wonder if this dude is straight…
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This Dude is a Fag…Video….
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Rhianna in lingerie for her new video
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Lots of Teen Asses
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Mud fight + Chicks = Boners
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Kelly Preston is the new Miss Cleo
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Senator Larry Craig is a homo
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Sophie Howard Posing Topless and SHit
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Britney Spears gives her kids booze, cause thats what good parents do
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Hilldog looks more and more like a pear everyday
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2 Sluts Having a Catfight….Video
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Some Disgusting Chick Talks About Her Hairy Ass
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Beckham is injured again
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Weird Photobucket Nudity Collection
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Fat Chick Getting Her Legs Shaved…
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PJ Harney has a new album. Shes hot in that wierdo music chick kind of way
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Paris Hilton looks better without those stupid extensions we all know are fake anyways
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One of my Readers Makes Shitty Movies…But is in Film School…So Watch It and Encourage Him To Take on Another Career
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Some Chick gets Naked in a Pizza Restaurant Video
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Do a Loving Pregnancy Photoshoot for Publicity…Pretty Much the Same Reason She Got Knocked Up and Didn’t Abort…Unless She’s Already Had One Too Many Abortions and it was Keep it or never have a kid…what do I know…
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Naked Photobucket Chick
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Did You Play the Celebrity Photo Hunt Yet?
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It’s Back to School and the Best Thing to Do is Convince Horny College Co-Eds to Fuck You, It is the Experimental Years and this will Help
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