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2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to get drunk and when I get drunk I usually don’t have anyone to talk to. I can’t really drunk dial anyone because I don’t have anyone’s phone number and my wife just doesn’t entertain me when I am drunk so she’s off the list of things to do while drunk. My new favorite thing is drunk IMing and Facebooking.

I suggest that tonight after you drink your lonely self into a happy place, message your highschool sweetheart telling her you still sleep with a picture of her everynight and that life hasn’t been the same without her the last 20 years. Or try find people who work at local stores you go to and ask them what they are wearing and what they think about when masturbating, or maybe even start up on a co-worker by telling her how hot you think she is and how you think about her when you’re masturbating.

The good thing about the internet is that it is faceless, the bad thing is when you run into these people again, but it’s all worth the fun.

In the meantime, click on my links.


Lohan and Her Slut of a Mother in 1986
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Calum Best – Lohan’s Boytoy for a Weekend – Doing Lines Off of Hookers
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Some Chick Calls Her Dad Before Stripping on Girls Gone Wild
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Romantic Day At the Fountain
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Beyonce May Have a Penis
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Crazy Fucking Mother Who Takes Her Girl To Get the Lohan Special at the Tanning Salon Video – INSANE
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Some Girl’s Photobucket Pierced Nipples
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Firecracker Wake Up Prank
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Another Bai Ling Nipple Slip in Cannes Last Week
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Guy Makes His girlfriend Dress Up Like a Stormtrooper…Not Sure How He Got a Girlfriend….
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Owner of Quiznos Takes Out a Homeless Guy
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Elisha Cuthbert is a Dump on Her Way To Paris’
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Blonde Girl Beats Up 2 Goth Chicks
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Disgusting Ball Sack Sex Video – NSFW
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Paulina Rubio Cameltoe Performs
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Madonna Lookin’ Old on the Set of Some Movie She Is Directing
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Imogen Thomas Topless for the First Time, She’s From Big Brother in Europe…
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Photobucket Nipples
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Some Chicks Doing Some Webcam Show Ass Shake Bullshit…
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Sexy Bull Riding Girls
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What the fuck is Up With Paula Abdul…What Meds is She On???
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Petra Nemcova Short Dress Action
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Britney Loses Top While Performing….Shitty Video Worth Watching….
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This Umbilical Reconnection System is Fucking Weird But I Laughed. Unfortunately…
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Sex Doll Factory Pictures That Will Turn You On – Weirdo
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Holly Valance is Some Chick Posing in Fishnets for You
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Funny Girls in Bikini Race Video
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Britney Spears Was Drunk and Puking in Her Hotel This Weekend
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Dancehall Dancers Doing Their Dancehall Ass Shaking Dances at Some Dancehall Dance Convention
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Some Chick Punches Some Idiot in the Face Because He Asks Her To
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Celine Dion Has a Transgendered Son
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Some Chick Masturbating Video – NSFW
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Lohan in Rehab Pictures, Because Rehab is Where You Make Friends With Bigger and Better Addicts…
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Lohan tried to Kill Herself – At Least that’s the Rumor. I bet she was just on her period.
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Brad Pitt in Montreal. I Live in Montreal. I am Not Brad Pitt
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Blame the Gays for Girls Obsessing About Being Skinny….Probably True Cuz All The Guys I know Fuck Fat Chicks….
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Some Webcam Chick Dancing
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Summer is here, Girls are Ready and You Have No Game and Can’t Get Them. Rumor Has It That This Product Will Help…
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2007

30

May

I am – Nicole Richie Hiding Her Rat Face from the Camera of the Day

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These are pictures from Paris’ party a couple of days ago that were taken after Nicole had a minor car accident as she was leaving. Who the fuck cares.

What I do care about is how considerate she is being in this time of distress. Normally, this group of girls are so fucking self-absorbed that if they aren’t talking about how great they are, ripping into each other, doing as many drugs as possible to feed their insecure broken selves, or having meaningless relationships and one night stands with guys they find hot because lacking substance and being superficial is all that matters in their eating disorder self-destructive lives. But I guess with Paris going to jail they are all a little thrown off because she was the leader of the pack, and now in an attempt to make the world a better place and in efforts to aid mankind, Nicole Richie has decided to hide her little rat face from all of us and I just wanted to say Thanks….

Normally, I would have been offended by her giving me the finger, but knowing that God has been as cruel as he has been to her, I figure I’d let it slide. It’s like the time a dude with Downs Syndrome punched me in the face in highschool. He had a crush on my girlfriend and saw me grabbing her tits in the park. Either way, he fucking hit me hard because people with retardations seem to be fucking strong, like their body made up for their brain was lacking. Anyway, when he hit me I apologized and walked away instead of getting mad, because sometimes, having sympathy for those less fortunate is a better way to live….

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2007

30

May

I am – Britney Spears Thong in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I posted pictures of Britney on a boat in a bikini last week and was pissed off that I couldn’t see the ass view of her string bikini because I know that shit is riding up places I’d want to explore, not because I think Britney is hot and not because I want her money, but because I have no standards and even with her lack of hygiene, weight gain and rashes, she’s still probably cleaner than any girl who has had slept with me for money.

Anyway, I said I wanted the ass view and here are the closest thing I could find, They are probably from last week, but since Britney isn’t into changing her underwear or washing it’s possible that these are from today.

Either way, who really cares these pictures and this post collectively suck…I have no idea why I am posting it but I am.

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2007

30

May

I am – Sonya Kraus Launches Her Bikini Collection With Her Tits and Gay Men of the Day

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I don’t know who Sonya Kraus is but I am going to assume that she is some kind of washed up German Bikini Model, because Kraus sounds German and because usually people launch bikini lines when they have something to do with bikinis.

Either way, there is a valuable lesson you can all learn from these pictures. If you are act like a fruity gay black man and dance around and act all bubbly in front of hot chicks, they will probably want to fag hag you. Now if you never tell them you’re straight and keep shit going they are going to bring you out to parties, they are going to change in front of you and tell you all their dirty little sex secrets. The trick is to be as flamboyant as possible and whenever she brings up you being a poofter, just change the subject and tell her how pretty her hair is. I am telling you that one night when bitch gets drunk she’s going to let you fuck her, you just have to pretend you don’t know what you are doing and that you’re uncomfortable with the whole thing for the first 5 minutes before going pornstar on her ass. The next step is telling her that she turned you onto women and going through every one of her friends you were introduced to because let’s face it, fags get more pussy than you. I pitched this idea to a film production company once, they told me it sucked but you’ll see a derivative of it hit in the next 2 years, I’m convinced, that’s just how my ideas seem to work out for me.

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I guess my theory was wrong, she’s a TV personality who has nothing to do with bikinis other than wearing them to the pool….thanks wikipedia.

Costume Change…

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2007

30

May

I am – Rihanna Wearing a Onesy of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I know that this short/shirt is called a onesy, it’s because I have a infantilism fetish and love when my momma dresses me all up in my little onesy and a diaper and feeds little baby a bottle.

Either way, shit’s making a comeback and I was in American Apparel yesterday getting my stepdaughter a leotard to model for me because it’s still kinda a fetish of mine but it’s slowly losing it’s appeal because everyone in Montreal wearing fucking leodards now, I feel like I am at a dance recital ever ytime I leave my fucking house, and if you were to ask anyone with a foot fetish what they would do if every girl started walking around barefoot, he’d probably go fucking insane. For some reason, I just lose interest and move onto the next thing. I haven’t decided if onesy’s are the next thing but when I was at the store some girl in her mid 20s was rockin’ something similar. The only difference was that shit was too small and was riding up her box and showing off her ass cheeks and when she caught me staring, I just smiled back and said “that’d look way hotter with a diaper on underneath”….

Either way, here is Rihanna, not wearing a diaper under her onesy, but compensating with some fuck me boots and her own CD….and the only thing hotter than a girl who listens to her own music is fucking a girl who listens to own music. True Story.

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2007

30

May

I am – Ana Beatriz Barros Celebrating Her Birthday with Alessandra Ambrosio of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Models, Ana Beatriz Barron and Alessandra Ambrosio at that stupid restaurant every fucking celebrity goes to called Mr Chow. They are wearing more clothes than you’re used to and I guess that goes against what you are used to on this site. I like to keep you on your toes. I also like to look at these people who little girls aspire to be in their natural state, without the filters and photoshop touch ups and lighting and professional photographers because these paparazzi are just scummy immigrants with a camera .

I am not going to say these bitches are busted because it’s pretty obvious that they aren’t, but I will say that I would never make a good model scout. They don’t look any better than the girls I see out when I go out, I probably wouldn’t even notice them in a club, but the second these whores take off their clothes and rock a catalog every 14 year old dude and married man with no internet or porn in the house can jerk off to you know they got it in them….what they will never have in them though is you, because no one likes you, even the 400 pound Wal Mart cashier wants nothing to do with you.

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2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was accused of being a racist again tonight and I wasn’t even making a racial slur, it was just a case of people being over sensitive and jumping to conclusions or creating issues where there were no issues to being with. I was walking down the street and some drunk chick was moonwalking down the side walk like she was Michael Jackson….Some dude in a suit was running after her and she was obviously trying to play cute and hard to get. I said out loud that I didn’t get why dude would stand for that cute hard to get shit, but the looks of the girl, I’d rather fuck the potted plant next to them. They heard me and thought I was hating on her cuz she was black, reality is, I woulda said it if she was Mexican too. I love all girls, I just don’t like when they act a fool….

Here are my links:

Bijou Philips Shaking Her Ass and Dancing in Lingerie in this Photoshoot Video
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Salma Hayek is About to Explode
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Beth Ditto Naked Scares Me Cuz She’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheaet
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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Some Model Named Victoria Von Helkine Photo Shoot Video
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Some Old Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pics
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Ashley Judd Wet
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Lookin’ Good Photobucket
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Vote for this Girl for MTV Real World because she said if she won, she’ll wear ANYTHING I want her to on TV and I think that is worth voting for….
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This is Naked Breakfast and I’ve Been there and It Completely Changed My Breakfast Needs…Fuck Good Food, Just Give Me Naked Waitresses….
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Crazy Woman Drives Through an Office
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Sophie Anderton Tit Slip
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Kendra Wilkison Talks About Being Naked
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Homeless Sex Pictures Are Pretty Amazing…
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Eve Trying to Be Sexy in her Tambourine Video
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Photobucket Pics You Won’t Admit You Like
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One Bum Drop Kicks Another Bum and Steals His Bike
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THis is Something for you Shoulder Fetishists…
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Sheryl Crow’s Creepy Exercise
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Webcam Girl Compilation
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Book of Rude Page 3 Girls
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Topless Miss Universe Chick
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Photobucket Nipple
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This is My Favorite Music Right Now
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Vanessa Anne Hugdens Bikini Pictures
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Hot Teeth
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Terry Richardson Nike Campaign – I Guess It’s To Go Up Against American Apparel
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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Good in Yellow
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Girl Sends her Boyfriend Pics on their 1 Year Anniversary….
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Cartoon’s You’d Like To Fuck
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Lohan’s Fake Myspace
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Miss USA Falls at the Miss Universe Pageant
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Miss Wet T-Shirt Video Compilation
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Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel Catfight
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Some Clever Ads
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Lohan Death Pool
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Buy Parts of Lohan’s Crashed Car
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December 2004 – i called lohan a firecrotch – way before Brandon Davies cuz I am a trendsetter for fat losers…You already knew that…
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Nicolette Sheridan Has Hard Nipples
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Petra Nemcova Drunk
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Block Party Rioters Throwing Glass Bottles At People
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Hot Hotel Room Pictures of Some Chick
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Train Collision Video
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Crazy Concept for a Reality Show Cuz It’s About Organ Donors….
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Nicole Richie’s Party Invite For Skinny Bitches
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UK Students Stage a Robbery of their Own Home in Front of the Cops
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Britney Spears is Wet
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Britney Spears Letter to her Fans
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Lilly Allen was Kicked Out of School for Giving Blowjobs
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Some Living Room Housewife Pole Dance
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Chick Doing Catwalk…
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Alyson Hannigan Candids to Make You Vomit…
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Danielle Llloyd is in a Pink Bikini
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Funny Waite’s Dick Prank
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Nicky Hilton Bikini Ass
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Svetlana Metkina Nip Slip
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Somethings Help You Fuck…This is One of those Things
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2007

29

May

I am – Summer Dreams and a Squeegee Kid Dance of the Day

My wife won a cruise to the south at the grocery store which is pretty huge surprise considering she shops 10 fucking times a day and has probably paid for 100 cruises in food at that motherfuckin’ place. She can’t go on the trip because she is too fat to travel. It looks like she is going to be giving it to me because I told her she had no fucking choice. I figured that going south is sign for me to get back to my roots and see my country and find myself like I was a college girl flashing my tits at at Girls Gone Wild event. I haven’t been back to Mexico since I was a kid and taken away.

So this shit is like my coming home. I haven’t won her over yet and the problem is that if I do convince her, which I will, I won’t have internet access everyday and I won’t be able to update everyday. I will be trying to seduce prostitutes all over the motherfucking place, spreading my seed and shit. Which is seriously more important.

I am only going to go if I find quality people to help write the site for the month I am gone. I have already asked my stepdaughter who is a pretty horny 16 year old and I will be chiming in as much as I can from the road. I’ll be more into living as many fucking daydreams as possible but the good thing is that I am going to be reporting them back to you. I figure it’s time to get inspired and this is god’s way of telling me it’s time to go home….

So if you’re a writer, a drunkard, a drug addict with stories, an ex-prostitute, email me some samples of your writing and we may turn July into some kind of Hippie Communal site that will still be better than all the fucking other ones out there, even though no one reads it. If I go, I’ll be back in mid august. Maybe life doesn’t always suck afterall…..Even Squeegee Kids who are in their 40’s like to dance sometimes…mainly when drunk and high. Cuddles.

My email is HERE

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2007

29

May

I am – Rihanna Performs in a Sexy Latex Outfit of the Day

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If I knew concerts were like stripclubs, I would have saved my lap dance budget for tickets to this show. Rhianna is looking pretty fucking tight bodied in this getup and the fact that I can’t grab her tits for 10 dollars is the reason why I will never bite into my lap dance budget….

I will say that everyone gives her a hard time for having a big forehead and lookin’ like an alien and shit, but when a girl dresses like this, her forehead is probably the last thing I am looking at. I am the kind of guy who girls love because I never look them in the eyes when I talk to them, I go straight for the tits because I figure there is reason to pretend I care what they are saying and I like to stick to the point of our conversation…I guess that’s why I don’t have any girl friends.

I remember a time before being married when I would try to get laid. I was never good at romance. I was the kind of guy who would just try to grab at her box when I had an opening or when she was least expecting it, mainly because if a girl wanted my dick, I’d expect her to just grab at it to give me the green light. That move never really worked and is probably why I always stuck to hookers, they were a lot less work and I didn’t have to tell them what they wanted to hear. All I had to do was give them the money they wanted and they’d let me grab at them as much as my money allowed for.

Enough of my stupid story of how I have shitty game, look at these pics of Rhianna giving me something I want and that’s a mainstream latex show for all the young girls who will be taking her lead in 5 to 10 years making the world a happier fucking place….

Posted in:Latex|Lingerie|Perfroming|Rihanna|Underwear|Unsorted

2007

29

May

I am – Rosario Dawson on the Beach in Cannes of the Day

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How’s this for fucking boring. Rosario Dawson who is a big breasted girl who I want to see in a bikini or naked is at the beach. Only her kind of beach involves not wearing a fucking bikini and some summer dress that reminds me of hanging by the pool at the luxury Old Folk’s home I used to do the landscaping at….

The highlight of these pictures are when the summer dress rides up her ass like it was her thong, but even that makes these pics not worth posting. But having no editorial standards and being lazy has left me no choice but to follow through…a lot like how Rosario Dawson didn’t pull through in these pics…

Point of the story is that seeing a girl with great potential not pull through on the beach by wearing what is equally as bad as a snowsuit is like running into your highschool valedictorian and learning he’s become a crackhead, it’s like finding out the hottest girl who you wanted to bag all your life got fat, it’s like finding out that you are adopted, it’s like finding out that your girlfriend has been sleeping with your best friend the last 2 years of your relationship, it’s like having a one night stand the night you lose your virginity and finding out you got AIDS, it’s like

It’s safe to say it’s one of life’s great disappointments….and bitch isn’t even that hot…it’s just the principle….

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