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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day
Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2022

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We live in a dystopian hell, and not even because the world leaders look like victims of an alien invasion…YOU KNOW ALIENS in skin suits fucking with our lives over viruses, climate change and other crazy shit….which may get you committed for saying because people think you’re nuts for thinking that nothing is real in this actor based reality show we call life….you know as our overlords watch over us like a videogame seeing how far they can go with it….I mean there’s gotta be a reason that as a sheltered kid playing with rocks I’d paint faces on because I was poor, I always felt like someone from the ether was doing that to me….so if I came up with that concept on my own as a child, the SNOWGLOBE theory that earth is a video game we are NPCs in…..it must be true, you know brought here with me from the ETHER…

That’s not the point, the point is that we live in a dystopian hell because people as a group get rich for doing 6 second long awkward dance videos on a Chinese spyware app, and the dances they are doing are not even original dances, but rather copying 1000s of other people who are doing the exact same awkward dance….trying to get on Ellen where they do that dance for the mass audience acting like they’ve “made it” or like they matter…when all they did was a shitty viral dance…it’s absurdity and the fall of society at its worst….but at least they got their tits out, you can’t get mad at titties.

Here are some morning LInks…

Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Romance with Ben Affleck
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Substitute Teacher Fired After Shopping for Sex Toys During Class!
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Oscar De La Hoya Celebrates His Birthday in His Underwear With Girlfriend Holly Sonders – MEN’S UNDERWEAR
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Nude model Kate on Chairs…
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Baby Pygmy Marmosets Hang Onto Man’s Fingers
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Boxing Match Between Two Orangutans!
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Meet Ruri, The Friendliest Frog On Earth!
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Car Pull Fail
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The Mello Difference
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST!
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2022

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just thinking, if you ever dressed like Freddie Kruger, in burn face…you were appropriating burn victims…and you should be canceled for ableism….you fucking asshole….

Isn’t black history month racist, all these marketing people doing black things at their corporations, like they fucking care…I thought they called that appropriation…but I guess when it’s positioned as positive…they don’t see it as racist…like when people call the BLACKFACE of Canada’s leader not Black Face…but rather “he’s just dressed like Alladin”….like isn’t that fucking racist..calling people in turbans Alladin….sounds racist to me….

The world is weirder than that girl Gang Raped in the Metaverse…I just read the headline man….

Read that again….

The internet has always been a hub for depressed losers, which is why the general population are now depressed losers, they chose internet addiction over living

People google depressing shit…”how to get laid”….”how to talk to girls”….”how to make money”….

No one googles “my life is awesome”…..except maybe for me…to see what awesome lives look like…but I’m not doing it because my life is awesome…it’s because my life isn’t awesome..

You get what I am saying, being more connected, made as more disconnected, and all our evil and dark thoughts, have become our everyday, instead of just our one hour a day we jerk off, killing any sense of community and paving the fucking way, or building the foundation, of a LOW frequency life that feels like a real life version of a CHAT room in the fucking 90s…which is funny, when you can turn off the chat room and suck a stripper tit….not when that energy can’t be escaped…

CLICK LINKS…it’s an escape pod…

Gigi Hadid Strips Down for In Style
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La La is Testing the Limits of her One Piece…
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Rainey Qualley’s a Hot Lingerie Model
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Joy Corrigan’s in a Bikini
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Alex Daddario Gives Yoga Pose
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Uno Reverse
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Rihanna Shows Off her Baby Bump
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The Addison Rae Gallery
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So you think you can dance comeback for the Fans…Losers.
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Brooklyn Decker’s Bra Almost Killed Her
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Rallying with Hot Wheels in Slow Motion
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Guy Does Used Condom Prank on Girlfriend
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Kelly Gale’s Rocking Body t the Gym
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Confessions of a Meth Whore Turned Housewife
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Dancing on her Face
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Sara Jean Underwood is Feeling Good
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Valentine’s Day Came Early for WWE’s Kelly Kelly in the Form of Pink Lingerie
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Model Olga Has her Guns Out
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Rock Climber Stuck in the Path of Oncoming Collapse
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Bald Eagle Lands on Player’s Shoulder
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Shakira’s First Time Seeing a Camera Phone
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Britney Spears Pokies!
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Funny Amazon Reviews
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Car Jacking Fail
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Rudy Giuliana Scared off the Two Male Judges on The Masked Singer
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Kanye Bought Julia Fox and All Her Friends Hermes Purses for the Show
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Lottie Moss is in Rehab
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Monster Energy Girl Rylee Jean Kirk is a Nighttime Cowgirl
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Teddy Bear Pranking People
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Jerry Rigging an Gaming Station
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Cold Hearted Cat
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BeachSweat Workouts Feature Smoking Hot Women Working Out With Very Little On!
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John Elway Responds to Brian Flores’ Claim That He Was Drinking Heavily the Night Before His Interview
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Car Flies Over the Bridge…
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Earthquake in Japan
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Victoria’s Secret has their First Trans Model.
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49ers Fan in a Coma After Assault Outside SoFi Stadium During the NFC Championship Game
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The Secrets of the Presidential Motorcade
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Loving Elephant
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767 Takes Off in Antarctica
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Victoria in Black and White Topless
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Inside Gwyneth Paltrow’s Home!
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Tom Brady’s Dating History, From a Playboy Playmate to a Supermodel
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Get the Mello Difference
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Julia Garner Legs
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Gigi Hadid Gets Single and is Now Everywhere Pantsless
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Sara Sampaio in Leggings
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Elle Fanning Mask
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Larsen Thompson in a Photoshoot…
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Cindy Mello Legs….
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Sophie Skelton Legs
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Christina Hendricks in a Photoshoot
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Willa Fitzgerald Legs
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Loren Gray in a Photoshoot!
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Niamh Algar in a Photoshoot!
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Peyton Roi List Doing Photoshoot
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Karrueche Tran in Boots
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Lily James in NYT
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Cara Delevingne for Puma in Leggings
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Marisa Tomei on the Beach
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From stepSMUT!!


(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Vending Machine
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THE EFFECTS OF SEXUAL DEPRIVATION
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Naked Walk from the Gym
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MAKE THAT DOUGH WETTER
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DO NOT WATCH THIS – The Cuck Edition
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Naked on a Bridge
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CRACKHEAD SHIT
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Do Not Watch This – The Human Urinal Edition
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Pussy to Asshole
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30 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Don’t Watch This – the Ball Torture Version
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Strap on Girl
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Atlantis Does a Titty Show
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Stupid Human Shit
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Luna Mills Does a Titty Show
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Public Quickie
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Upskirts
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Puddle of Love
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Hot Vintage Shoot Brings the Bush
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Peeing in the Shower
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Hotel Fuck
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Fucking the Dishwasher
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Car Dick Sucker
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Hooters Girl of the Day
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Skinny Dick Rider
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Asshole of the Day
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Bathroom Fuck….
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Pussy Flash
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Amateur Fucker
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Camping Fuck
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Titty Flasher
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2022

03

Feb

Alexandra Daddario Titty Flash of the Day

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I know it is not all that shocking that celebrities are onto the Insta Thot hustle that non celebrities do in order to become celebrities so that thy don’t have to Insta Thot….

If they have made it in Hollywood, whether it is because of their connections, their level of hotness, who they slept with, who their parents know, or the size of their tits is irrelevant….

The fact is that she’s super famous, works consistently and dudes love her big tits….and jerk off to her old True Detective clips….making it totally unnecessary for her to do Insta Thot shit….

So either someone is chiming in her ear that this is how you keep relevance to keep getting work…or her own ego just likes giving the fans her hottest content to jack off to…..

The reasons the celebs are doing easy low hanging Instagram Public Relations, is because it’s easy, feeds their ego and can make them billionaires when they launch a direct to consumer brand….plus they fucking love themselves and love being praised…

I just find it a little desperate, because if it was actual desperation we’d be seeing some LABIA up in here….and that’s where I’d rather be…

You see desperation to stay relevant, to keep people engaged is so contrived and boring….

Desperation because you snorted all your Hollywood money, your parents have cut you off, the dudes you fuck won’t pay your rent or mortgage and you don’t want them to think you’re broke, so you sell pussy pics to strangers….is more my vibe….

But I’ll look at all options.

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2022

03

Feb

Emma Roberts Bikini of the Day

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I am a fan of Emma Roberts and appreciate that she splits with her man that I assume fathered her child by sperming up inside her in a romantic way, saying things like “I want you to drip out of you all day and CRUST UP YOUR UNDERWEAR….turning them into some crisp, starchy, dried cum filled masterpiece, because you may not know this about me, although I did just cum in you, so you should know this about me, I’m an artist”….

But yeah, while he’s out getting arrested for being drunk, she’s on vacation, showing off her hot mom bod, because when you’re a young MILF you must claim your MILF status before it is too late…..and she’s getting her reading on…

She’s been a reader, does book club shit, may even be smart…YOU NEVER know..but I like to think she’s sending us a message with her book choice of Orwell’s Roses….which after some google I’ve discovered is about George Orwell, possibly the most relevant sci/fi writer of our times, thanks to this authoritarian censorship shit….and the book compares his love for gardening roses, an understudied aspect of his life, to his political writing…

SOUNDS like a waste of fucking time….but if she’s doing it in bikini and if this is her “honk honk” we live in clown world…so read this Orwell book to realize and understand what is going on….assuming it’s not some woke shit saying that censorship is good and that you can tell from Orwell’s rose garden that his books weren’t a warning, but a map for how we should live…or some other out of context shit…

BIKINIS…

YES….

FOCUS ON THAT..

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2022

03

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs may be inefficient in covering the asshole, which some would say justifies paying more for them, because staring at asshole when a girl thinks she’s clothed, even if she knows you can see her asshole…the fact she can pretend that she’s not doing it to show off her asshole…even though everyone loves to show off their asshole…it’s the orifice of the generation, which is funny, since I call them a pussy generation, but in a they are a bunch of pussies….who actually are also CUNTS…and I don’t mean VAGINA…I just mean they probably HAVE vagina….

Anyway, let me see your asshole behind thong….is going to be my first top 40 hit when I decide to become an R&B sensation….on some RUBEN STUDDARD shit.

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2022

03

Feb

Lady Gaga Upside Down Ass of the Day

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Lady Gaga s showing off her ass while on her Oscar campaign because she wants one of those statues to make her ugly feel validated since she doesn’t think she’s a triple threat in trophies yet and girl’s got a dream…..and Oscar needs to have her fans watch the award show knowing that they are going to be cancelled in the next year or two, not because of wokeness, or because they will offend people in Cancel Culture, but because everyone is a narcissist too busy taking selfies to care that Gaga won a fucking trophey to add to her 100s of millions of dollars for scamming us….

The ass is alright though, keep on showing it off…LITTLE KNOWN FACT…right on her verge of fame, when she was dick riding PEREZ HILTON, I grabbed her fishnet clad ass and she didn’t react, maybe didn’t even feel it, security wasn’t called….no one seemed to care…and in this day and age…I’d be fucking arrested…so I’m glad it happened when it did…because her ass was amazing…enough to make you appreciate her weird looking face and it SEEMS she’s maintained that ass all these years later…and for that I will tap into that memory of her ass grabbing and try to jerk off to it…

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2022

03

Feb

Joey King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I guess I’ve linked to the pictures of Joey King’s bra top for some premiere or party she’s heading to….because I think her tits are tits….and after deep digging into the depths of the internet…it turns out that they are tits.

I didn’t give a fuck about Joey King before seeing her play a retarded girl and I guess with her shaved head and solid acting, all looking like a FLIPPER baby all growed up, which I guess spoke to my testicles and not because they said “IMPREGNATE THAT VICTIM OF HER MOTHER’S ABUSE BECAUSE SHE CAN’T OUTRUN ME IN HER WHEELCHAIR….THE BATTERY WILL EVENTUALLY RUN OUT”…..but because when she grew her hair out and pulled out her tits I was shocked because I thought she looked like that half retard….so it was a moment of excitement and I think she was ROBBED of the GOLDEN GLOBE before the GOLDEN GLOBES died by the woke… she was nominated…and should have won…

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I prefer the tooth brushing porn..

GET me that dental hygiene on my balls….so I can give you a reason to brush them teeth..

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2022

03

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I’ve always been a fan of all tits, so I like to showcase the small tits, but I also like the big tits, because they are tits….I am a pretty simple mind….you know BOOBS hypnotize me…and the TITTY drop for this insane internet era of staring at tits on screen all day has been a revelation for me, not quite a religious experience, but a nice fun way to show people the tits…and I guess even small tits can try to keep up with what their big titty sisters, neighbors and friends….their titty allies, their titty partners, their titty bredren…their titty comrades…..

Tits are awesome however they are being flashed, no matter the reason why they are being flashed, no matter how many bounces their TITTY drop brings…this is ENGAGING content…simple, easy, to the point and worth jerking off to like a 90s phone sex infomercial….WE COULD HAVE A REALLY GREAT TIME….JUST CALL ME….PICK UP THE PHONE…

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2022

03

Feb

Addison Rae Slutty of the Day

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Addison Rae the biggest thing on TikTok, probably not literally, because I am sure there are a lot of fatter bitches that her on TikTok, doing awkward and embarrassing dances from their motorized scooters as they eat donuts or whatever it is fat chicks do to get fat….

But yeah, Addison Rae, proving money is a fucking joke, it is meaningless, before the economic collapse where money becomes worthless, which to these people making 100s of millions a month doing dumb dances, it basically it is…a fucking joke…as you pleebs try to pay your mortgages and shit….all she’s gotta do is awkward dances…and I guess wear body suits in pantyhose with her tits out….



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2022

03

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Let the sun shine in, before they decide to dim it to terraform the planet to accommodate the aliens that are clearly in charge of the plant….because that headline that went viral about dimming the sun as a last ditch effort to fight climate change, which is apparently not even a thing according to the actual carbon in the air, but it makes for great divisive politics…and I’m not here being a climate change deny-er, I don’t fucking know shit about shit, I just know that I’ve seen the dimming of the sun talked about before the viral news story the other day…and that’s some fucking with the God given earth in a fucked up way that would likely be irreversible thanks to asshole greedy corporations and their destroying of the world for their products no one fucking needs…

Plus, without the sun, which apparently is GREAT for you, because we are ANIMALS…and that shit CHARGES us….but without the sun, the vitamin D, we’d also lose that sun kissed natural tan lines…it’d be just MORE cancer causing chemical spray tans, assuming that spray tans are made of chemicals that cause cancer, which could be FAKE NEWS, since I’m not going to cross reference fucking spray tan ingredients when I know TOOTHPASTE has cancer causing chemicals in it and they give that to children….so god knows what they put into products for whores…

Not that these ladies are whores…I mean I don’t know them, I’m just here for the tanlines….NATURES HIGHLIGHTER…before TRUST THE SCIENE makes the world a cold dark place and not like it’s been the last 2 years…but an ACTUAL cold dark place…

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