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2024

29

Jul

Dua Lipa Uses Bikini To Sell Product of the Day

Dua Lipa posted some pictures of her in this bikini about a week ago, where we can assume this picture was taken. She was just waiting for the perfect time to drop it for the fans, because she probably needed the greenlight that they had inventory to deliver the needs of her fan.

The nice thing about this is that the celebrity uses the bikini clickbait to get views and attention despite being a celebrity and having the views and attention and that’s a good thing.

It means being a whore pays no matter where you are in life, a message for the kids, LIKES AND FOLLOWS are everything….IMPRESSIONS on your content MEAN everything….SHAMELESS self promotion is REAL promotion….SEX WORK IS REAL WORK….bullshit lies…brought to you by the HOLLYWOOD machine.

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2024

29

Jul

Jessica Alba in her Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba is in Mykonos. We’re unsure if she’s partaking in the favorite pastime of the Mykonos locals…anal sex…but she is showing off her ass in a bikini.

She’s currently in her 40s, so the paparazzi pics of the tech billionaire and once marketed as the the hottest of celebrities doesn’t quite hit the same way that it once did….but it still hits alright considering…

The ass is fatter, rounder, the thighs are thicker, she’s more experienced and the herpes virus she’s had pumping through her soul for as long as she has had it has evolved and mutated into more than just the FLIRT variant….

SO MUCH EXCITEMENT….

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2024

29

Jul

Charli XCX and her Topless Whale Tail Artistic Selfie of the Day

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We don’t know whether Charli XCX actually produced this high concept artistic piece of selfie smut, she is a very rich pop star who is at the top of her career because the satanic powers that be felt she had paid her dues and was ready to get another trending song and dance on TikTok. China Spyware Social Media Apps are the way pop stars become pop stars these days.

They have all the celebs doing the Charli XCX dance like the robot puppets they are…it’s part of the helping her achieve the greatness she’s done all those human sacrifices for…proving how badly she wants it.

Unless she’s just a compelling figure in music and her songs are just that appealing to the retard fanbase…who cares.

This is about a whale tail, which is a trend now, I’ve seen multiple girls with their thongs sticking out of pants and pants that have thongs built into them for the effect.

It’s a 90s or early 2000s J.Lo throwback, from when thongs sticking out of pants weren’t necessarily something girls were trying to pull off, but that would happen when they were sitting on the bus in front of you.

XCX is topless in the selfie, but hiding her tits, because her shamelessness lacks shamelessness, she’s rich and made it, so she doesn’t need it to be as shameless as it can be….but it’s still a whale tail and there is a fetish in that.

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2024

29

Jul

Kate Beckinsale’s Death March of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is on what I assume is her death march. You know, like that Queen Latifah movie where she finds out that she’s dying and she goes and experiences all life has to offer, I think it’s called HOW STELLA GOT HER GROVE BACK.

She’s gone back to her MUMMY’s home, where she has been doing lesbian weirdness in her childhood room.

She’s been celebrating her birthday, where I assume she’s just turned 60, despite still being hot, at least according to me, because I like an emaciated girl who looks unhealthy since and dying, all skinny and wonderful, wearing weird Edward Scissorhand gothic boots, to support her….while coughing up blood to make me feel like my dick’s big enough to not just gag her but to damage her throat fuck hole.

So along with whining at DAILY MAIL for wrongfully representing her in a way so tantrum and lashing out that you’d have tot they they were representing her right…she is dressing up in silly outfits like she’s a child going to COMICON where 90 percent of her fans jerk off….and the whole thing is weird, but I guess if you were dying of a bloody throat you were hospitalized for, you’re end of days would be weird too.

Here she is with a cat to remind you that all the whores of the internet have cats, it’s like in order to have that whore face on the internet, you have to have cats….

Is it VACCINE INJURY – GET ANOTHER SHOT KATE….

Is it CANCER….

IS IT AIDS from PETE DAVIDSON….

At least she’s having a good time dying, which I guess is the point of life…so she is inspiring more than just die hard fans to keep jerking off to her…she teaches us how to live as well….

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2024

29

Jul

Isla Sullivan is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Isla, I’m. french so IS LA doesn’t mean IS LOS ANGELES…but she’s based in Los Angeles…

IS LA…doesn’t mean ISLAND to me….but she does have a beachy and tropical feel to her….

Is LA means IS LA WHAT…IS LA MODEL, Is LA SLUT, Is LA SUGAR BABY, IS LA Shameless Whore who produces or stars in hot content to level up her value to rich dudes she may date, or brands she make make instagram content for. Having that agency, that validation, allows for less annoying brand collabs. Instead of pushing products like and AVON lady, she can be more casual about it…

I guess she can be all those things because IS LA HOT CHICK….IS LA HOT CONTENT….IS LA Less annoying then unsigned instagram girls who COSPLAY as MODELS….

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2024

29

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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The good thing about MILFS is the ILFS part, because it implies that you actually want to fuck them.

There was a time when being a MILF was a PULL instead of a PUSH, meaning the collective decided the hot mom at the high school was a MILF…

What’s happened, like in every aspect of sex content, is that the content creator has decided to label themselves, sometimes wrongfully, because they WANT to be in a category and figure no one will notice if they sneak in and claim that title…it’s the fake it til you make it…

So then MILF becomes a FUNCTION of the women thinking she’s a MILF rather than the PEOPLE thinking she’s a MILF…because the world is a COSPLAY STAGE that you’re the main character of or some shit…SLAY, YOU GOT THIS, GO GIRL….

But yes, the good thing about MILFS is that they are old, desperate, weathered and had sex til completion at least once, so they probably know a thing or two about being cummed inside, while knowing they have a lot of baggage to not ruin our lives with more baggage…

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2024

29

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Underwear Pictures of the Day

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I think Candice Swanepoel, even in her EXPLANTED OLD AS SHIT, living in Miami all rich as shit glory, is pretty great…

Not just because she’s a Afrikaans who is racist by birthright, you know white South Africans and their hatred and superiority complexes against the native black tribes they’ve oppressed and colonialized all these hundreds of years…..or because her family owns a farm in South Africa that you can assume is run or employs 1000s of black laborers that they probably don’t pay very much to have work for them….slave labor to some is good business to others….

But because she’s an Victoria’s Secret blonde icon who has been marketed to me so hard over the course of her 25 year career, just new underwear content weekly in an era that needed that….

We didn’t have 1,000,000 different chicks releasing underwear pics per hour on social media, Our underwear pics were curated from the marketing ether, produced and high end with well paid models and thanks to scarcity and controlling the flow of underwear pic productions, the underwear pics we did get mattered…..even if they felt like they were just giving us enough underwear pic sustenance to go on another week…until they dropped their next set of hot chick in underwear pics came out…they were enjoyed and apprecaited….

So her half nakedness, even in her old age matters…even without plantation owner daughter fucking the farmhand in some black on blonde fetish with some problematic undertones may have been her origin story…

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2024

29

Jul

Lily Allen Foot Vendor in a Bikini of the Day

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I used to make fun of Lily Allen for whatever reason.

It was the mid 2000s what they fuck else was a grown man with a titty blog that made fun of celebs supposed to do….

We needed to make those asshole jokes about those asshoels, it was part of the trolling effectively in a era…

It was a time when people didn’t have the ability to make their own asshole jokes on the celebrity content being shameless posted to social media by the celebrity….because celebrities weren’t producing self produced content that they were putting out there.

It was just the mainstream media coverage….magazines and paparazzi and manufactured marketing stories that the team would release….

The media, owned by the same people that owned the celebrity would RARELY call one out for being overrated, ugly, fat, lame trash…unless they misbehaved and had to be removed or humiliated to the public.

It was all very calculated….

So I never hated Lily Allen, the rich chubby girl with wonky tits….I never hated any celebs, I don’t even like celebs or pop culture this whole site is an accident…

I just hated they hype she got when there were hotter chicks working my grocery store…

Sure, it’s a far more fun thing to laugh at now, due to the desperation of the celebrity threatened by the self producing influencer / instagram whore….because there was a time the celebrity was too good for self produced content and they’d sit there on their celebrity perch looking down on the commoner thinking they were better than us as they grabbed our money for shitty music they produced or put out…but the instagram trolls do a good job of that…

Instead, I’ll just look at their 40 year old body half naked in a bikini while they are running a foot fetish only fans and laugh that this is where we’ve landed as a society….these are our “once heroes”…because for a minute, Lily Allen was a top level act…and now she sells feet pics for jokes…

Weird world…but she’s skinny, old sure, but skinny matters and it could be from the VAPE LUNG she has from sucking on the gay fucking digital cigarettes only faggots partake in….but then she posted her with an ACTUAL cigarette which was nice to see, because if you’re going to smoke, fucking smoke like a cool person, like a man….since smoking is cool…sucking on vapes is not..

So Lily Allen, once lame pop shit, now cool skinny old lady smoker chick who sells feet pics like a common instagram whore, but she’s just doing it for the jokes since she’s already rich…

Can’t hate that hustle…

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2024

29

Jul

Sofia Vergara’s Titties are in Europe of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is on a European Vacation with a crew of friends, family and other rich people. They seem to be doing the rich person yacht tour of the Mediterranean, which is probably pretty exciting for the set of tits that just celebrated her 52nd birthday at the top of the month.

The daughter of Colombian “Ranchers” who fled to the USA in 1998 with her 7 year old son after her brother was killed because he was involved in the Colombian drug trade, settling in Miami…..is the official storyline. I guess you can’t say “used my breasts as drug mules for the Miami cocaine trade in an era when cocaine was seeing a resurgence in the mainstream”….because people always did coke, but for a lot of the 90s it wasn’t being brought out at every college party with every bro, there was a lull before the mid 2000s revival that I’m sure Vergara had nothing to do with….and even if she didn’t, the great tits would help her make all her dreams come true and that’s what counts.

She did a lot of bullshit work before landing Modern Family in 2019, which eventually would pay her over 19 million dollars and upwards of 45 million dollars a year for her stereotypical parody of a Latin American, which I guess she can get away with mocking because she is born and raised in Latin America.

She’s rich as shit, her tits are big and old, but still worth looking at because old Spanish speaking Latin American women just rot better than fat, white American women….

So let’s so those old tits that made her famous in luxurious settings living that good life…..doing weird shit with what could be old lady shapewear or an old lady knee brace…like making her leg injury have a drink as part of some sort of satanic cult ritual….or a joke because the injury looks like a happy face…

Here’s Sofia Vergara’s son dancing. You may be wondering why he’s so happy. It could be because his mother strapped the fuck down and really fucking made it with those Latin American titties. Or it could be because he’s got to suck on those titties for their actual biological function. Thanks to Manolo, Vergara’s tits were milked filled and that’s worth fucking dancing for.

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2024

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if you’re out there watching the gay, tranny, drag queen Olympics, bearded men in dresses, freakish and satanics celebrating globalism and evil….but I figure who needs to watch the Olympics to see weird trannies….just outside the grocery store and some freakish girl thing, all awkward and nerdy, had a name tag with it’s name and pronouns around it’s neck like a little kid with parents who work heading home after school….only this person was a grown up behaving like this….

Then I saw a couple of lesbians who I wanted to ask if they craved dick when they ovulated, but they were divorcees, later in life lesbians, who found mutual masturbating more thrilling than rejoining the dating scene….just holding hands trying to have purpose, done with the hetero life and no longer craving cock because their wombs have dried up…the way lesbianism is supposed to work outside of girls making out at college parties or for their Onlyfans…

I’ve been seeing a whole group of girls bitching about the male gaze, mainly on reddit, whining about having big tits because of the male gaze, saying how much it sucks being a girls, while you know they’d sell their tit pics if they weren’t fucking monster fat chicks angry no one actually looks at their tits…

Because I stare at every big tit I see, many braless tits these days, even on older ladies with hard nips and I always smile after doing it and the ladies seem to appreciate that I appreciate it….

They are hot, welcome the male gaze, it makes them feel human even when a gross pervert like me does it….so these “male gaze” whiners are just propagandizing their weird retard reddit fantasies…

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