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2021

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I rant about this vaccine shit, because I’ve seen the fucking lies consistently being spread and I see the people who claim to be woke, sleepily comply with all the restrictions, and I see the negative impact that it has on society to be a bunch of shut in freaks who are scared of living…

I also have been a critic of big tech, the tracking, the manipulation of the minds of the people, who don’t realize they are being manipulated, because they come from generations of middle of the road half retards who live their simple lives of work, pay taxes, buy shit they don’t need, have kids, who go onto do the same thing…

I don’t trust corporations or government, and when everything we assumed about covid turns out to be true…that the whole idea that it was never about the virus and always about the vaccine…and that the people funding this shit have publicly told us their plan to control the population…you have to step back and say “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON”…

Now I am not mad at people for going along with the experimental vaccine, I am mad that they are blaming the people who don’t trust it, for the lockdown measures, instead of those imposing the measures..

I don’t know about you, but when you file your taxes, do you say, This government’s looking out for me..

When you see people like Biden and Fauci and Pelosi and other career “Public servants” in their 100 million dollar or more fortunes, despite being public servants, you don’t ask yourself where your tax money is going, or who they actually work for?

When the super rich get richer with the Pandemic, and the only people being devastated are the middle class business owners…you gotta say “WHAT THE FUCK”…

Then when you learn that the virus was made in a lab, but the same people issuing the lockdown measures, the masking, the Vaccines, you should wonder why that is allowed, or why the people aren’t outraged, but instead divert their anger to those who don’t go along with it.

When the PCR tests can’t differentiate between COVID and INFLUENZA, when the science of the PCR tests basically have the ability to find COVID or ANY VIRUS on anything because they magnify the sample to that level….meaning 70% of cases they reported to scare you were never actually cases…you gotta say this is fucking crazy…

But then when they say they want digital vaccine passports, reminiscent of every sci/fi movie they’ve prepped us with, you gotta put your fucking foot down, maybe even throw out your smart phone, because that’s crazy….

So whether you’re pro vax, pro government, pro lockdowns, pro masks, or not…I assume you’re not, because I’ve been ranting on this shit for a year and I’ve been pretty fucking clear what side of the conversation I am on….you have to say…what the fuck.

Forcing people to get medicine that’s not proven to work, is crazy…..and enforcing passports for them to live a normal life…crazy..

Fear mongering with less deadly variants that I don’t even believe they isolate or test for and today saying a new variant will kill 1 in 3 people, probably to preemptively blame the variant not the vaccine….we’ll see what happens…

So get the shot, or don’t….but don’t force people who don’t to go along with that INSANE fucking ask….

When we really should be collectively working on getting On/Off passports implemented, because I want to know every girl I see clothed…naked…

You know, I went outside for 5 minutes, saw 5-10 women, wanted to see all of them naked, but didn’t…

That should be the ONLY crime against humanity out there…

So whatever is going on in society is pretty fucking weird, but I am all for being distracted by the on/offs.

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2021

Jul

Dua Lipa Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa who I like to think was created in a fucking lab, back in Bosnia, before being released in the UK like she was RITA ORA where she developed some singing career, before being sent to America to be a huge fucking star….

But her origin story isn’t one of being created by the industry, but rather of being a bad girl the industry didn’t want, you know you can’t have success without failures, even when you’re 19 years old…I guess..

So she claims she was too fat to model for some shitty hip fashion website, so she said “Fuck Ya’ll” and went to YOUTUBE to do cover songs before getting a follow, singed, and now lives that rich as shit celebrity life with the penis she puts inside her, who could be a handler but is likely also handled…since he’s a HADID.

In this video, she is jumping off boats, like fancy people who don’t get COVID, because it’s not a PANDEMIC to the rich, they’re all way fucking richer, which should remind you stop complying like the slave class you are, becuase there’s more to life out there for you than being one of their shills…

In this video, her ass looks amazing…I guess she’s been working out, or maybe it’s one of her clones, for when they need hot content and not “I was a plus sized model” content…depending on how they chose to hose us with manipulative propaganda….

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2021

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Women seem to cry the whole “Men are the devil”, “down with the patriarchy”, “men are the reason we can’t get paid fairly”…”STOP SEXUALIZING US”….so you’d think things like fishnets, which on a metaphorical level could represent being a fishy pussy caught in a trap and enslaved by the captor before being killed off and eaten…but instead it’s an opportunity to try to get dudes to subscribe to their only fans, or even just jerk off to them, to feel like they matter….because behind all the victim bullshit…is some conniving and manipulative masterminds…

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2021

Jul

Kate Beckinsale Loves Cake Farts of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may be some iconic young man fucking middle aged woman who still has a hot enough body and celebrity to lure in the young cock that can keep up with her insatiable sex appetite because she’s not a very busy rich person, so why not get fucked all day….she’s gone through a handful of under 25 year olds like a sugar daddy headed to Art Basel or St Barths or Cannes or wherever the trending instagram even is….

She recently made news for not seeing her daughter for a year and a half because they are fucking pussies scared of the “virus” that didn’t have a high enough death rate to be scared of…I mean even if you lived in an old folks home you probably shouldn’t bother being scared of it because you lived a good enough life and you gotta get taken out by something….

She’s the old fuck who managed to keep a hot body and this is her bikini pic from afar, I guess at a certain point even a hot old lady starts looking old and pics are better from 100 feet away….but her fans still love her..

She’s also showing her age with her CAKE FART balloons, for anyone who remembers 2008 when Cake Fart happened, back when Beckinsale was probably 45 and still hot cuz she’s a vampire like that…you may appreciate it.

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2021

Jul

Josie Canseco Knows How to Fuck in The Car

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Josie Canseco’s face is doing some weirdness in this picture, I wonder if this is what she actually looks like, you never know with the lies of social media, because these people can be as hot as they want to be, filters and photoshop, face injections and facials…the perverted kind preferably…

Lucky for her, she’s rich as shit thanks to her dad Jose, but more importantly, she’s inherited some of his CUBAN COMMUNIST athleticism, assuming she’s not hopped up on steroids, but like a crack baby, not knowing they are craving crack when they become adult, you never fucking know….

Anyway, the fit body, showing off her fit flexbility, in a position she’d be easy to fuck in, where she’d likely be eating a donut and making that same weird face, with her socks on, as you finish, because you’re not that fucking eventful….or even noticeable you creepy fuck.

Here she was at a party last night…

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2021

Jul

Christina Aguilera Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I am old, so you can’t post a Britney Titty content without posting an Aguilera titty content, because those were the glory days in shitty pop music, where these two stars were the biggest names….it’s the kind of celebrity distraction, rivalry, storyline that hasn’t happened since…everyone is now a fucking cuck into influencers or TikTok losers when not jerking off on webcam for their fans.

Point being, it was simpler times and in those times I always sided for Aguilera….even though her music was shitty, her singing annoying, but her content rolling around in the mud for DIRTY was on fucking point….

She got the fake tits, wasn’t fat yet, and the whole thing was glorious….I even made a bet with a friend that I would fuck her in my lifetime, a bet that is long dead, but a challenge that I still believe could be won, just as soon as she ends up in a nursing home I casually get a job at so that I can stick it in while changing her diapers….the only issue is I am a good 10-15 years older than her, broke, unhealthy, an alcoholic…and even thinking there’s a chance of fucking her, even at the old folks home level, is probably early onslaught dementia…sad by true.

I will likely never fuck Aguilera….but I can look at her tits and remember the good days when she was not fat.

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2021

Jul

Ashley Graham Got Fatter of the Day

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Fat girl gets pregnant, no one notices, so fat girl needs to make a point of it, otherwise fat girl will know that people will just assume she got fatter, because that’s sort of the only reason she exists…she’s the equivalent of someone figuring out that people out there have a a feeder fetish and since they are fat and like to eat…can get paid…or even fucked….because there was a time fat chicks couldn’t really get laid unless it was a one night stand or secret….

Only instead of her feeder fetish being strictly a sexual thing, she realized that corporate America had a feeder fetish and needed fat pigs to sell their merchandise and made millions because of it….crazy…fatty got paid all for being fat…what a weird world..

Anyway, she’s disgustingly pregnant and like other pregnant girls she’s posting nudes, I don’t get why they do that shit, and since she’s pregnant, her obesity and terrible fat empowerment messaging AMERICA doesn’t need to hear because FAT FUCKING KILLS…stop glamorizing it you SICK PERVERTS….so it’s ok…

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2021

Jul

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some low level female rapper who not only mooches off “blackness” to get ahead…not that she’s really got ahead…but America as a whole is one giant suburban mind and in the suburbs the white kids speak like hip hop videos, it’s fake as fuck, but who cares. Even Drake tries to speak like a rapper, despite being a coddled rich kid from Canada….with no reason to speak like that except by pretending his Southern musician dad his mom Groupied in a night of being wild after a concert back in the early 80s….was a huge influence on him…but at least his dad is black…

Anyway, this Orange County girl, which is a county full of fucking racist rich white people pretends to be a hip hop star, when really she was just a bit character on an MTV show, and now she walks around with her ZOMBIE looking friend, like WHAT IS THAT THING….TITS OUT…BECAUSE THAT’S THE STYLE ….when you are CRYING for attention after 10 years of trying still haven’t paid off….instead of realizing you aint shit…they go the porno route….not that this is official porno…but it’s tits.

What a try hard loser…

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2021

Jul

Britney Spears Tits of the Day

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I don’t think this is the first Britney Spears topless weirdness for her social media….I don’t really follow her Free Britney Story because I’m more selfish and don’t really give a fuck about the plight of the rich being exploited by family….I do think it’s unfortunate that her family and the system is so fucked….but when you’re a billionaire enterprise it’s hard to give a fuck…when shit like food shortages are potentially upon us, depending on what news sources you read…

I’ve been actively calling her a prisoner in plain site, no one really gave a fuck about until this past year, so hopefully Britney gets freed if she’s not, I am on that side…I don’t like hostage situations for anyone…

I did hear that her handlers control her social media and she doesn’t, so this topless weirdness could be her liberating herself in a message to the world that she likes having her tits out….a fun thing…

But I’m thinking it’s more on the lines of making her seem unhinged and crazy so that K-Fed gets custody of the kids, since he’s one of her dad’s puppets….they pay him.

Oh the things people will do for money….pretty disgusting society…

I do like seeing Britney’s Hand Bra….eager for it to be a hand up inside her which will soon be the only way to get noticed on social media. .

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2021

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are being reclaimed, empowered because women as a collective are on a mission to be slutty on the internet cuz they like it, while they cry about men objectifying them, while they objectify themselves…THANK GOD FOR THAT…because I like this type of activism.

I don’t like the other kind of activism that’s been going on, it’s been pretty fucking misguided and idiotic, unless it’s protesting the lockdown measures while people want to get FREEDOMS back…as they should…

Which reminds me of these clips I’ve been seeing by that weird ass Don Lemon puppet on CNN….I wonder what kind of dirt the powers that be have on him…it must be really fucking bad because the “journalist” isn’t spreading facts, he’s spreading these ideologies and big emotional concepts with things like BLAME THE UNVACCINATED….

He is encouraging people to blame other citizens for COVID, when it was created in a fucking lab by one of the 80s year olds who runs your country….

As a gay black man, you’d think he’d have a different approach on encroaching on people’s personal freedoms, or forcing them to do basically anything because the powers that be say so…

I wonder where the gay movement would be if the powers that be wanted to kill them off, with a virus like AIDS…that if you ask ANY gay dude, they’ll say was created in a lab, but luckily FAUCI came to save the day with that one…

So the VACCINATED are getting sick…but don’t blame the vaccine, you can’t sue the manufacturer anyway, blame the unvaccinated who are just minding their own business..

If you’re vaccinated and you get COVID and end up dying of COVID like the 15% of COVID deaths which are the vaccinated, it’s not because the VACCINE worked…fools.

So this idiot is trying to spin some fucking weirdness to divide the SLAVE class from his castle on a hill, as he demands rules for people to get vaccinated….calling people who don’t get vaccinated call are ignorant and selfish…when the vaccine isn’t FDA approved and has side effects and doesn’t protect you from COVID….he is wishing death on the unvaccinated, they should starve, not work, die….

THAT IS CRAZY TALK…AND IF YOU are vaccinated you should be pretty mad about the lies you’ve been told the last year and a half….instead of believing them….

All this to say, I bet they have videos of him doing Slave/Plantation owner style role play, or some other racist shit that would get him destroyed….because these people lying to us are obviously on the fucking hook and trying to protect themselves…

Otherwise, they’d be asking questions about the inconsistencies about the virus, the vaccine, the PCR tests….

BUT AT LEAST GIRLS ARE TAKING THE TIME OUT OF THEIR DAYS TO POST PICS OF THEIR ASSES IN PANTIES!!

The truth is that I never hated on the full back panty, I didn’t subscribe to “Granny Panties” and I didn’t shame girls for not being in THONGS…I’m a dude and dudes like girls in panties…

So just because it’s a popular ideology, or concept at the time, doesn’t mean you HAVE to subscribe to it…..

MAKE up your own decision, do what makes sense for you, it’s not us VS them or vice versa…

WE ARE THE SLAVE CLASS TOGETHER….