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2018

26

Jun

Shantel VanSanten in a Bikini of the Day

I had never heard of Shantel VanSanten before seeing her ass in a bikini…so I decided to google her and discovered why I saw her shit on the nerd celebrity fetish forums…and that is because she played Quinn James in the CW teen drama series One Tree Hill….

Now I’ve never seen One Tree Hill, but I have known virgin loser socially awkward internet people who have…it was one of those shows like Buffy the Vampire, Dawson’s Creek, Gilmore Girls….that nerds fucking love…I have never seen any of those shows but I know the fanboys love that shit…comiccon style content…

So clearly…she’s got a fanbase thanks to that…you fucking nerds are loyal, even though these women don’t give a fuck about you, they are just MANIPULATING you.

Shantel VanSanten is 32 now…but in a thong…inappropriate maybe…but you fucking love it…

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2018

25

Jun

Kendall Jenner Pussy Dance in a Bikini of the Day

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OH you know what a pussy dance is….

It’s the hottest craze on Instagram…

The girls half naked on the social media gyrate from their pussies – like they were elvis and it was the 50s….only not very offensive…not necessarily the devil’s work…despite her being a Kardashian and thus evil…not necessarily the fall of society or a terrible influence on the youth, because I want to see all the entire generation of her followers do the pussy dance…it’s far better than seeing them get knocked up like her ugly fat sister….it’s just slutty and that makes it great.

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2018

25

Jun

Madison Beer Panty Flash of the Day

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Madison Beer…my god…

She’s some Bieber owned pussy, like Hailey Baldwin, who when underage had a stage mom who recognized her daughter was busty and how good that would translate over youtube where perverts would watch her videos on fucking repeat…jacking up her numbers…getting her a record deal…before realizing it was just the PEDOS of youtube watching her…

Now she’s out there, just trying to get noticed and it’s fucking working.

Here she is gettin wet and on stage in Miami

Madison Beer Big Tits and ASs in Pink Bikini Instagram in Bed

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2018

25

Jun

Kate Hudson Topless of the Day

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Kate Hudson is disgusting, overrated, only exists because of her mom, is surprisingly pregnant despite the STDs you’d assume she’s accumulated and collected over her career…

She’s probably best known for being the pussy that almost took out our friend Owen Wilson, because that’s the kind of manipulative spoiled cunt she is, up on some Asia Argento kick…but luckily wasn’t successful…

She continues to be a queer on Pride weekend, in Rainbow hippie panties pretending she’s a down to earth kind of spoiled fucking brat who only exists cuz she’s a spoiled fucking brat and her mom threw jobs she was too old to audition for – to her daughter…who got them – cuz acting is a scam that requires no talent…

I figure she should use topless pics as an opportunity to flash her actual milk filled fake tits….because that’s what we want to see…none of this cocktease shit…

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2018

25

Jun

Bella Thorne Dykes it Down with Tana Mongeau of the Day

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There’s some story that is going around, likely released by Bella Thorne, but who fucking pays attention to anything that idiot says, we’re more into focusing on the tits….tits she likes to show off and that have allowed hr to establish a hefty instagram following of idiots who buy whatever garbage she’s selling….probably making her feel very fucking relevant, what her family has tried to instil in her at a young age in what is important in life..what it’s all about…celebrity…people adorning you…it’s great for the ego…until they stop caring and you’re left alone seeking new addictions to fill the void….new addictions that don’t come fast enough…

Either way, the story that is going around is that she fucks this french girl on her record label, some youtuber who together know how to get noticed the easiest way….nothing wrong with that.

It’s nice to see that when a girl is sold off to the entertainment industry at a young age – before becoming a Disney Kid, turned Instagram exhibitionist who pretends to be a weirdo…instead of going to school she writes such empowering messages to her followers…like TEXAS BOARDER…which I assume is a Texas Boarding house…or a hitch hiker she let move in with her like her homeless looking try hard manipulative weirdo boyfriend…

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2018

25

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is the fired Victoria’s Secret model who still exists after being fired by the brand, like all their fired talent continues to exist after being fired by the brand, because having worked for the brand, even for just a short period of time, even if it was once, is enough to differentiate you from all women….it instantly makes you better…

That said, she’s rich, her husband is some DJ, they have a bunch of kids and she’s hanging out in IBIZA where I guess he has a residency and they are based out of for the summer, you know Euro Rave dreams…that she will sure as fuck not let homie hang out at alone, without her there to supervise and make sure no groupies who are hotter, younger, more relevant than her move in.

It’s like it’s her full time job to make sure he doesn’t stray, because she got fired from her other job.

She’s got pretty ripped abs in her bikini – not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing – but I guess a good thing since she’s a mom.

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2018

25

Jun

Iskra Lawrence is a Big Girl of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a plus sized model, who started out as a normal sized model, but put on a fat suit through eating compulsively, in what we call FAT FACE, like BLACK FACE, culturally appropriating fat life, to monetize and achieve their personal dreams…

But the fact is that they should not make bikinis or clothing for anything in this size – normalizing obesity is fucking mental.

We know that it is a national epidemic, that will suffocate the healthcare system, that is killing people prematurely, and that causes chronic diseases that the pharma companies fucking love…because it gets them repeat business….

These fat chicks think they look good and don’t look good but more importantly are unhealthy and near death is bad…it’s really fucking bad…

I get fat chicks as a fetish for weirdos, weirdos like everything…..there’s something for everyone. I just don’t think they should be used by brands to be celebrated as normalcy….because it’s not normal, it doesn’t look good, it’s fucking death…a ticking timebomb…science proves it…

But big tits though.

Iskra Lawrence Big Fat Fuck in White Leggings

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2018

25

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Busted Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt is famous in the UK for being on their reality shows, which is a pretty weird series of events for an American reality show, but like Hasselhoff in Germany, I guess she was well liked or at least had something to leverage from being insignificant on American Tv, which allowed her to build up her existence on European TV, and now she lives the Euro life….

Now if only every American Reality star moved overseas and disappeared from existence…only to have some other culture celebrate them, so long as they aren’t here I’m good with that..

She’s in a bikini, some sites say she’s hot in her bikini, but I don’t really dig what’s going on here, but luckily for HER…because being featured on this site is “luck”…I like all bikini pics.

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2018

25

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

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If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body…

I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is.

No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there…

Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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2018

25

Jun

Britney Spears Dancing of the Day

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Let’s take a minute to appreciate our girl Britney Spears in a short shorts, heels and crop top outfit, all big tittied and medicated the way we like her, doing some kind of dance we don’t need to understand to appreciate, because she’s Britney, kept in an aquarium, for all of us looking and pointing at her entire fucking life…

She brings us hope, of being mooch dudes looking for rich women to knock up like K-Fed…or stage parent dads smart enough to sell off our daughter like it was the 1800s and she was prime meat some rich guy wanted to take with him to the West…..cash the fuck in from all angles..

Plus while pushing 40, she looks fucking amazing…unlike most 40 year olds…

That’s been our Britney Spears minute of appreciation…

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