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Archive for the SFW Category

2018

22

Jun

Lindsey Pelas Got Them Titties on of the Day

Lindsey Pelas Big TIts

Lindsey Pelas has big tits…that’s pretty much all there is to her, and all there is to this post, so I doubt we need to further investigate the huge tits, rather just stare at them….because big tits are a wonderful thing…something Lindsey Pelas can testify for in the court of law because without the big tits…she’d be a lot less interesting and since she’s barely interesting with the tits…she’d be pretty much non existent which I guess you could argue she is…but she’s done some media and blogs like her…which I guess counts..

Posted in:Lindsey Pelas|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Erotica

Hey Alexis Ren calm the fuck down….

Those bolt on tits being shameless like a low level porn chick who doesn’t get fucked on camera offends me.

If you’re going to have all the followers and make all the money as a sex worker while pretneding to be a model and not sharing your actual sex work with us…I am going to hate you…

Sure I’ll still look at the exhibitionist body in provocative poses, angling, and inspiring other sluts to be travel sluts influencers…and I won’t hate it…but I’ll hate that I don’t get to see the money shot on her Fecal Alcohol Syndrome face….

Alexis Ren Big Fake Tits Erotica 1

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Daphne Joy in a Bikini of the Day

Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before.

They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit…

Only…Daphne Joy has been able to leverage her ridiculous stripper looking Ethnic Afro-Puerto Rican body…or maybe she’s Filipina….hard to tell with this tan and clown tits…in a pre-instagram era – to get knocked up by 50 cent…which means she’s getting nice fat child support checks and that’s what looking like this kind of sex worker is about…JUST ASK COCO…

She’s pretty old…a reminder that trashy sluts were around before instagram – instagram was just a vehicle for them to monetize and market themselves…but look at this body…

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Posted in:Daphne Joy|SFW

2018

22

Jun

Paris Hilton Gets a Job of the Day

I guess the 90s are back…so all the hipster instagram brands are linking up with whores like Paris Hilton who were big in the 90s…and doing collaborations for the sheer irony of working with Paris Hilton…who I am sure would be offended if she wasn’t a shameless whore who likely gets 20% of the Kardashian earnings thanks to being a clever business woman…who plays half retard for the public which is a great lesson to teach girls…when you’re actually a smart business person….it’s pretty offensive..

The funny thing about Paris Hilton, other than the fact that she’s Paris Hilton, is that she’s blocked me on instagram. I can’t see any of her updates – and it feels like the stinky fat kid never invited to any birthday parties…which I was at one point in my life…you know before all this internet fame made people want to be around me and invite me to luxurious places….so I’m used to the rejection…even when it’s from some bottom feeding herpes cunt….

People still love Paris Hilton…including Paris Hilton….apparently…

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GREER GRAMMER WAS THERE WITH A CAMELTOE AND EVERYONE LOVES FRASIER SO I’ll POST IT…

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Posted in:Greer Grammar|Greer Grammer|Paris Hilton|SFW

2018

22

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord Bikini of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord Tits in a Bikini

I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…

She was on 90210 the remake- and she probably was not paid to be on on that garbage that we were forced to watch cuz we only had 10 channels back when the original was on tv, but it gave her purpose.

I do like that a group of hot sisters from Texas or wherever the fuck they are from came together to LA to try to make it – and loved every second of their fame…they did paparazzi pics daily cuz they loved it…and they now exist despite having not worked since 90210….

And most importantly…they have hot bodies..even if they look like they ran away from Madame Tusseauds Wax Museum and are melting in the sun….

AnnaLynne McCord Tits in a Bikini

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Posted in:AnnaLynn McCord|SFW

2018

21

Jun

Bella Hadid Ass of the Day

Bella Hadid Ass in Ripped Jeans

The only good thing about Bella Hadid and I use the word “good” very fucking loosely – is that in her rat faced celebrity model rich kid life – that isn’t all that impressive because rich kid cried to her daddy that she wanted her sister’s career and that he had to pay to make it happen….but that is “relevant’ as an it-girl cuz people like to be around people they think other people find important..it’s a troll…

The only good thing about Bella Hadid and I use the word “good” very fucking loosely is that she has influence on fucking idiots who follow her – so all the slutty clickbait attention seeking she does – trickles the fuck down….into the local park….which is why brands use her and why I encourage her to keep the slut slutty….

Bella Hadid Ass in Ripped Jeans

Here is her sister GIGI with a hungry pussy eating her shorts

Gigi Hadid Pussy Eating Her Shorts

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2018

21

Jun

Bella Thorne Erotica of the Day

Bella Thorne Tits and Ass in Pink Bikini
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

With all the progressiveness going on in the world, the fight for women’s rights, where Hollywood actresses who get paid millions to do fucking nothing, all because they are vapid egos and manipulators, are fighting for waitresses to get minimum wage as some kind of political agenda or movement….

With all the feminism, equal rights, don’t sexualize me, down with the Patriarchy….

It’s pretty interesting to see how slutty people have gone, have become, half naked everywhere…

Because CLICKBAIT….IT HELPS THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE…and Bella Thorne is killing it financially, career-wise, all through being a clickbaiter…because sexualizing yourself works – all these whores prove it daily…so “down with the patriarchy”….sure…as long as you keep on flashing us your tits…

I mean I’ll look at anyone in a bikini, good body or not, so I’m a pretty compelled and easy to manipulate audience…this clickbait gets me, it understand my needs, and whenever I see girls in the park in bikinis…I feel they get me too…

Bella Thorne Tits and Ass in Pink Dress

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

21

Jun

Iggy Azalea Twerk of the Day

Iggy Azalea and her fat fake ass that she uses as her friend, her confidante, her sidekick, her accessory, the only thing she really can rely on or thank, even if it’s the weirdest looking thing ever….

So when you’ve got that fake ass, that big ass, the only ass that matters, at least when it comes to Iggy Azalea – who is really nothing more than a conduit to carry some fucking nasty looking mutant thing around in tight pants….

You fucking twerk with it – and let the world here that booty slap…cheeks colliding…

I think she could be far more fucking slutty in her attention cries…and I’m disappointed she’s not….even though I’m really just disappointed in myself for posting this bunk ass shit.

Here is her fat ass in jeans

Iggy Azalea Big Fake ASs in Jeans

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

21

Jun

Sofia Richie Ass in Short Shorts of the Day

Sofia Richie unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually Lionel Richie’s kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, but I assure you this one looked up to her fake sister, and is just a fucking disgusting a human as Nicole Camille Escovedo….and not just because she did an internship fucking a Kardashian to elevate her social media status, because what else is a rich kid with no need to have aspirations to do….other than fine the most vapid thing to attach herself to. It’s a family thing…Nicole did it with Paris…and this one did it with the cock…and both collectively smell like rotting rich person herpes…vile…sure…but she’s dressed like an 18 year old and I like that 18 year old look….short short slutty short shorts on the sluts everywhere – but these shorts don’t have enough pussy lip dangling out of them..

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

21

Jun

Anna Kendrick Makes Me Fucking Sick of the Day

I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick…is a general emotion I feel in my life…because I find Anna Kendrick repulsive.

I know people out there see to think she’s hot, maybe even jerk off to her, and that fact just makes me pretty uncomfortable knowing I live in a world where people do that….all that polluting, destroying the planet, and war has nothing on the depravity that is jerking off to Anna Kendrick…

I don’t know why she’s famous, I will never accept that fact, no matter how many movies she gets overpaid to be in..I will also never accept the fact that she is in fact a woman, tits or not, because I typically pride myself on my willingness to jerk off to even the most disgusting woman….but not being able to jerk off to this…confuses me….

Is she trying to be hot, seductive, appealing…I don’t have the answers….I just have the pic and I’m not too proud of that.

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW