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2018

20

Jun

Ava Sambora Tits for the Dead Mom Club of the Day

Ava Sambora is soon to be in the dead mother’s society, which is a place where people with dead mother’s come together and chat about life without a mother….a club that despite having a dead mother, I am not invited to…because I guess I am just intolerable by even the most tolerant people…

Sure, Ava’s mom isn’t dead yet, but she’s almost dead, and that’s what happens when you’re Heather Locklear, a 90s rock pussy, who happened to get on TV for being hot, and who managed to carry that into getting her rock pussy knocked up with this Ava girl…by Bon Jovi, a huge act….

So while Bon Jovi toured the world…fucking other women, Ava’s mom just lived the good life, which I guess has finally collapsed because all these bitches are crazy..

What better way to celebrate Heather Locklear’s life than seeing her daughter’s half nakedness…her legacy.

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2018

20

Jun

Tinashe Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Tinashe is some singer who no one has ever heard of, except maybe Britney Spears, since they did a song together….

As it turns out, she was fucking some NBA player, who left her for the Kardashians, in efforts to get in on that Kardashian show, and make moves as a Kardashian lover, since it gets all these guys extra rich, and all they have to do is stick their dicks in the Kardashian sludge pussy….

That’s the world we live in…

Well Tinashe, is clearly not avoiding the media in hopes of getting seen now that there is some press around her, because she’s as shameless as the dude getting up in the Kardashian, trying to milk the Kardashians…like the cows that they are….obviously some more cowlike than the others…since the Kardashian that stole this tit’s man was Kendall.

Fascinating world we live in.

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2018

20

Jun

Ryan Newman in a Bikini of the Day

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Ryan Newman is some actress or personality I’ve barely heard of but she’s got some tits…

I like girls with guy’s names….like Ryan….as long as those girls don’t have dicks…

I do not think fucking a girl with a guy’s name is weird enough to make me lose an erection while fucking a girl with a guy’s name….not that I’ve ever fucked a girl with a guy’s name…unless that guy’s name is George….Neil….or Donald…and even then I can see past a name and stare at what counts…the vagina…

Especially in this era of NO genders…

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2018

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson Does Cosmo of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is alright, I guess, for an older weathered, thicker model who is on her last legs and figured she had to do something big, like SI, which I think it’s a waste of time in the grand scheme of things, but that apparently has a good reach and is good PR and helps these women get other gigs…like Cosmo..

I would say that this is far less interesting that any of the Cosmo articles on Anal sex that the Christian women try to get banned from the Newsstands because Anal sex is nature’s abortion and against god’s will…unless it’s a priest getting his dick all shit and blood covered with choir / alter boys…

But it’s still a girl with tits, who has made a career out of her tits, and who started being provocative in pictures at a young age with her tits, back when her dad sued Urban Outfitters for using her 16 year old model body provocatively…in one of the greatest cash grabs ever….only to have her grow up to be the slut she was back then…but old enough to make her own decisions about it.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about Hailey Clauson …

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2018

19

Jun

Kristen Bell Gets Her Ass Grabbed of the Day

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Kristen Bell is relatively uninteresting, watching her and her husband Dax promote themselves in what is one of the more annoying late 90s teen comedy unions, besides Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prinze Jr….but people like her, and now they have more reason to like her, because she’s got tits…it happens with old age and mom-ing…

She may not be showing off what could be a post pregnancy implant situation – or just that she still milks all her babies…

But is instead showing off her mom ass, that probably does pilates, as we’ve established earlier today….

And she posts pics of women rubbing that ass for her fans, because why not, it’s silly, it’s fun, it’s not vulgar, it’s low level shameless but sharing her life with her fans….and I guess that’s what social media is about…not being shameless, but inviting the perverts into the room with you…and there’s nothing wrong with that…and really the only unfortunate thing about her is really Dax Sheppherd…he’s just so annoying.

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2018

19

Jun

Rita Ora Fat Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, since I don’t feel the need to re-write what I’ve already written, especially in a world where people do the same trick over and over and succeed…from comedy to bringing out tits….why should I try to be original or creative..

That said, and I’ve said it before her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see, touch them, play with. jerk off on, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with, build a relationship for her to leverage with….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media….

I’ve been watching big sloppy tit job porn, accidentally really, and it’s interesting the skillset that women with massive tits have discovered or figured out on their own, with their tits, to make the tits work for them…in more than just hit songs but in making dudes cum which is probably more imporatant..

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Elizabeth Banks in a Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.

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2018

19

Jun

People Like Rachel McCord in her Bathing Suit Bottoms of the Day

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Did you know that we have a FORUM on the site HERE

It is our very own community, that over the years has had thousands and thousands of contributors….

Sure, forums are a dated concept, but those of us who grew up on forums, like the simplicity of the conversation of the forum…the trolling of the forums…the ability to be anonymous and an asshole in forums….

Some of my best early internet time was spent on various forums, it is really where I found my internet voice…

This was long before social media existed, in ways it was early social media, and it was always more collaborative than narcissistic…It wasn’t Look at pics of me and comment and like it..It was more sharing things, chatting about things…exposing and making fun of people like the asshole you are….I am a huge fan of forums…

This isn’t a Forum endorsement, it’s just to say that this post on Rachel McCord’s ass is the one getting a ton of views, which begs the question, who the fuck is Rachel McCord.

I mean we know she’s Annalynn McCord’s sister, who moved to LA with Annalynn McCord, but who never got on TV like Annalynn McCord…but who has been shot by paparazzi, and has established a following and audience…which is fucking weird since Annalynn McCord is virtually forgotten…and she was the barely famous one…

But since you all like it, whatever IT is…here it is.

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2018

19

Jun

Abbey Clancy Yachtism of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…reality show star from 2006’s Britain’s Next Top Model…who became a lingerie model..

She’s a re-branded UK cokehead who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…marketing….

She has been with the same Soccer player for a long time, so she is a WAG, which means soccer wife, during the World Cup…relevant…

She’s also a mom of 3, her most recent kid slipped out of her twat 6 months ago, which is pretty major…considering how good she looks…

I like the weird pattern pressed into her upper thigh…erotica….

Hey girls sit on random things…the impression it leaves next to your mom pussy in a bathing suit is porn to me…

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We’ve got a couple more bikini pics from social media with her husband Peter Crouch..

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2018

19

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan, the angel of my eye…the one I truly feel connected at the soul with…even if we don’t talk anymore…and even if she’s barely alive anymore..she will forever be Lindsay Lohan….no matter how much she looks like shit…or how much America doesn’t care about her so they sold her off to Arab countries…who have weirdly invested into her and licensed her name for a beach bar…where I guess you’d expect to get daddy issues and herpes in the shallow Mykonos waters…

I guess she has to be there as the host, it is called LOHAN, which is living the vacation life, the beach life, the retired life….I mean who doesn’t want to open a beach bar but thankfully covered up, not because I don’t want to see her big tits, but because I don’t want to see the rest of her expired body that carries those tits…

It’s sad, a reminder of our mortality, the aging process as we see her rot away….but she’s still Lindsay Lohan and will forever be relevant enough because of that…

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