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2012

03

Jan

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pic on Instagram of the Day

OMG it is Hayden Panettiere in a bikini on instagram – you must be so excited you fucking loser…..OMG a girl in a bikini and not just any girl but one who has been in movies and on TV thanks to her soap whore mom….in a bikini….that’s so crazy…. you should totally try to jerk off to this because jerking off to shitty pics of girls in a bikini is totally normal, I mean why bother with all the free porn online, or even trying to get laid…especially not when the girl in the bikini is in movies and TV…all troll like, strong, and built to fucking wrestle like Hayden Panettiere….or some unsuspecting girls / ex gf’s you creep on on Facebook, cuz that is the whole point of facebook right…the bikini vacation pics?….

Either way, boring, but someone from TV in a bikini, may be good enough for you creepy fans….but definitely not spread vagina enough for me. Fuck off.

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2012

03

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Promoting Valentines Day for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret are great marketers and now that January 1st has hit us, you know their Christmas rush where they make 80 percent of their revenue is behind them and the January lull that hits everyone before Valentines Day comes around making up 18 percent of the remaining 20….so why waste time, push some of the Valentines Day content out now, so people get it in their mind while brainwashing us to look using a hot bitch from South Africa….with a body our wives will probably never have because they are suburban, obese and fucking annoying…

Here are the pics of Candice Swanepoel.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

03

Jan

Danielle Lineker Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Here is another UK Glamour Model you’ve never heard of, I’m talking serious low level lingerie model, who pretty much probably did one or two shoots in lingerie, to give her that title for when she was at the bar and could use it to pick up people more famous than her low level bottom feeting career…which led to her marrying some footballer named Gary Lineker and taking his name so everyone knows it…She’s virtually a nobody, bit in a white bikini bottom, and white bikini bottoms, often see through, allowe me to size up labia….a hobby of mine that I can’t do nearly often enough and here are some of the pics of her…

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2012

03

Jan

Reese Witherspoon’s Sloppy Bikini Ass of hte DAy

If you’ve ever wondered why Ryan Phillippe’s fucking hot young pussy….Reese Witherspoon is the reason why…..I mean sure dude’s got money, had a career, people find him hot…but he was a devoted family man after being entrapped by this full of shit southern christian pig on her first movie role, who at the time probably was insecure in her fatness and assumed she’d never end up making it in Hollywood and that this Cruel Intentions ig was just fucking fluke and amazing….so she got knocked up and he stuck with her…but the older she got, the more famous she got, the more annoying she got, the more full of shit she got and the sloppier cunt she got….never trust a jogger who looks like such a pile of fat shit…the only way she’s a jogger that makes sense is if she runs to the dessert cart at copetitive eating contests…….

And here she is rocking her middle aged body contouring bikini bottoms…


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2012

03

Jan

Jade Olivia’s Tight Little Body in a One Piece of the Day

Jade Olivia’s little waxed pussy is in a bathing suit for one of the dudes in Harry Potter…she behaves, stays skinny, and puts out becuase it will make for an easier life…one of those best not fuck this golden ticket up situations…..stay fun, be cool to be around and not bug him about bullshit like girls tend to do….at least not until he knocks her up…, cuz he’s the one with the power, the money and the ability to make her a celebrity of her own…or just give her a life she always wanted filled with glitz and glam…and regular dudes just couldn’t keep up with her expectations…so this is her legal prostituting….getting paid in catering to her self-interest lifestyle needs and wans…all while wearing a bathing suit…

Posted in:Jade Olivia

2012

03

Jan

Tamara Mellon’s High Maintenance Old Rich Pretentious Body in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that…..

Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.

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2012

03

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some stepNEWS…I figure more and more craziness is going to hit because just hanging outside the Holiday Inn here was on another level of insane in my small town…I’m talking crazy drunk kids fighting, girls in miniskirts going nuts and police arresting…and there’s a whole weird world of people out there…but this is what I’ve got so far….

Coach’s Kid Upstages Dad with Nose Pick
When University of Houston coach Tony Levine went before reporters to talk about his team’s win over Penn State in the TicketCity Bowl on Monday, he never dreamed he’d be upstaged by his adorable daughter Willa.

Teen: Shot over Air Jordan Sneakers
A teenager says he was shot over Air Jordan sneakers in Redford, Michigan.

Mummer Brawl In South Philly
Philadelphia police are looking at a video of Mummers brawling in South Philadelphia.The fight happened near the corner of 2nd and Pierce streets on Monday night, after the parade.

New Years Partygoers In Denver Locked Out Of Hotel Rooms
Due to a keycard issue at a Denver Marriott were locked out of their rooms

Philadelphia Parking Authority Tickets Transplant Patient Who Fed Meter
The PPA strikes again after a kidney transplant patient gets a ticket after he paid a parking meter in full.

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2012

03

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The good thing about mom pussy is anal sex. That’s the beacon of light in dealing with never feeling anything from sex with a mom cuz your cock is small…

I guess clenching an ass is far easier than clenching a cunt…and the mom is more open minded to it especially after child birth…maybe because of shitting on the birthing table, maybe because of losing their dignity after being poked and exposed to rooms full of people, or maybe cuz their perineum is cut to make room for the baby….more importanly…mom’s just want to feel sexy and know their vaginas aren’t what they used to be…..and just want to satisfy….

Who knows…it is all speculation and here’s Alba’s mom body in a bikini….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

03

Jan

Rocsi’s in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Roxanne, but she’s so urban she got herself a street name and goes by Rocsi….she also got a job on BET and more importantly she got herself Rafael Saadiq a Grammy winning musician and music producer who she’s on vacation with….and who probably bankrolls her bullshit…because fucking the hot host of some BET Bullshit’s face is more fun than fucking the other groupies, cuz she’s in the industry and has access to all the rappers, but she chose him….a serious conquest.

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2012

03

Jan

Lizzie Cundy Great Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lizzie Cundy is a UK TV personality who is a UK TV personality because she married a footballer back in 1994….making her old and married somewhere in her 40s but more importantly an enterprising whore who was hot enough to get in that footballer groupie position that made her set for fucking life….and for a mother of two in her 40s….she’s got a great fucking ass that I’d love to climb up and curl up inside her vagina with a good book…you know trying to simulate the birthing process in reverse..it’s a fetish…but I chicks like this only fuck their way up in their careers…or their personal trainers/tennis coaches….Who cares, great ass.

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2012

03

Jan

Mischa Barton’s Not So Hot Bikini Top of the Day

I find it dull that Mischa Barton is alive….I’m not a psychopath or even a sociopath who wishes death on people for the sake of wishing death on people….even though I think most people are idiots…I prefer to just laugh at them cuz they are entertaining…..I don’t even have dead hookers in my basement….and everyone knows hookers aren’t real people….so when I say Mischa Barton is better off dead…I mean it in a good way…See she’s all tormented and shit….looks like shit and shit….is boring as shit and shit….has addictions and issues that lead to her unshowered, sloppy and probably stinky twat. I had a death watch going on the site and now it’s on hiatus…cuz she’s cleaned up a bit…but I know there needs to be a celebrity death in 2012, we’re a few days in and I want some morbid scandals with these idiots….and here are some bikini top pictures….dull…but still a bikini……I should be on the beach getting pics of hot pussy in a bikini…instead of posting these useless idiots…but I can’t help myself…it’s a horrible habbit.

Posted in:Mischa Barton

2012

03

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

This is an amazing thing to wake up to on FACEBOOK and find my good internet friend from LA posted this screenshot from a sex offender app…..It’s Jeffrey Jones…THe principal in Ferris Bueller’s day off and that makes me laugh cuz registered sex offenders are hilarious.

Here are some morning links…

How About a Dukes of Hazard Style Car Jump? – VIDEO
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25 Athletes Who Make Better Models
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Free Cam Shows. You’ll Love It
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Girlwatcher: Katy Perry, the Soon-to-be Ex-Mrs. Russell Brand
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Makeala is a Slutty Blonde in Black
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2012 Is The Year The World Ends
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Live Web Sluts, You Won’t Believe Your Eyes
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This Why Slut is Putting On a Show – VIDEO
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Drake’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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A Collection of NYE Fails to Help You Start the New Year On a Low Note
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Watching Kelli McCarty – Former Miss USA Suck Cock is Amazing
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Posted in:MHD

2012

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So what’s everyone doing for New Years? Clicking my stepLINKS – 2 Days later cuz that’s the best internet party ever!!!

BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan Blows Her Way Into A Fashion Week Party
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Kathy Griffin in a Bra on CNN because every reputable News Outlet Needs a New Year’s Part with Half Naked Kathy Griffin…..What a fucking joke
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Dakota Fanning Photoshoot
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Kyra Sedgwick Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Stanley Kubricks Pics of 1940s NYC
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The Hottest WAG’s in the NBA
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2 Year Old with Flow
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Mischa Barton Not So Hot in a Bikini
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BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan Blows Her Way Into A Fashion Week Party
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Rooney Mara is Talking Mad Shit Again
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http://www.livejasmin.com/freechat.php?psid=ed_drunkenfc&welcome
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Gotta Love a Pole Dancing Slut
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Who DOESN’T Love a Pole Dancing Slut
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Jenna’s Body is To Die For
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This Porcupine Video Will
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http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/girls/girl-on-girl-jessie-shannon-and-jessica-vaugn
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Gallery: Rides Girls 2011 Year in Review
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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Class Things Up
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Russell Brand Filed For Divorce Because Katy Perry Is Scared Of God
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Free Cam Shows. Gotta Love It
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Hot Teen and a Dildo. – VIDEO
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50 Sexy Divas’ Hottest Photo
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I’d Like to Bang Beverly Leach
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Rihanna See Through Shows Off Her Pierced Nipple
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Jessica Alba Continues Bikini Fun in Cabo (PHOTOS)
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Maria Menounos is in a Bikini
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Hope Dworaczyk Lingerie Shoot
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Pee Wee Ice Hockey Fight – VIDEO
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What In The Hell Were YOU Thinking??? Man Tries To Pay For Walmart Purchase With A Million Dollar Bill
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Gotta Love a Slut With Fake Cleavage
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Two Girls, Two Dildos – VIDEO
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Sexy Vampire Wookie Seduces You Through The Internet
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Melissa is Fingering Herself
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Gotta Love a Girl With Mile Long Legs
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Ahhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Angry Fan FAIL – VIDEO
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Kiki is Nude With a Pillow
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Alyssa Will Make Your Day Better
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Bride Fight! – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus Punk’d Khloe Kardashian (Video- Parental Advisory & NSFW)
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Guess Who is Banging Olivia Wilde
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Stacy Keibler’s Awesome Legs Hit The Beach
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Urethra Franklin is Engaged….and an Endagered Species
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Puttin’ on the Ritz Dance Video For New Years Eve
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Kim Kadashian TIts in a Tight Dress on NYE
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Epic 6 Pass Basketball Trick
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I Really Want To Eat This Ass
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Enjoy Maria Menounos And Her Nipples
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Perks Up My New Year In Her Tiny Bikini
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Rihanna’s Half Naked Tit In A Wet Bikini
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Snooki Trashy Tits on NYE
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Australian Navy Does Barbara Streisand
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Homemade Luge Track….
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Aida Yespica’s TOpless Pics
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More Maria Menounos Blue Bikini Pics
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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pics
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Maria Menounos Big Greek Ass
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Rihanna’s Vagina
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Annalynne McCord Black Bikini
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More Lauren Sanchez Bikini
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Topless
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Angela Simmons White Bikini Bottoms
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Bang Bros Makes Good Porn
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Shauna Sand Vagina is Scary
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

02

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s Slutty Teen Daughter He Called a Pig in a Bikini of the Day

The highlight of my TWITTER CAREER was not when Ashton Kutcher’s account got hacked and I was one of 2 people he blocked, it wasn’t when Tila Tequla’s army went after me for making fun of her, it wasn’t when every single celebrity from high to low level told me off…it wasn’t even when Alec Baldwin retweeted me…putting me into a whole new level of credibility….it was when I was tipped off by DRUNK SLUT that Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of Alex Baldwin had bikini pics posted…

She is famous for being the kid Alec called a pic in this message to….

Now she’s famous for being 16 and in a bikini I guess….unless these are pics of someone else that she took, which is possible, cuz my journalism doesn’t go that deep….and either does my vagina-like penis…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2012

02

Jan

Miley Cyrus’ Hot Young Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Oh Shit….Miley may not be a whore anymore….you know cuz she turned 18 and there’s no point to be a whore after 18 cuz no one will notice…but she is in a bikini showing off that tight little body that I for some reaso appreciate more now that it’s not crying for attention but just living off her stupid money in her bank account making a real difference in society and in her life because she can… you know with studying to be a doctor who is going to work in the third world saving aids babies for free….no wait financed by her…because she can….she’s a hero who get it …oh wait….she’s not doing any of that she’s a vapid little cunt like the rest of Hollywood…but at least she’s in a bikini

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