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2012

14

Feb

Kim kardashian Has a Dumpy Fucking Ass of the DAy

This is not news….but Kim Kardashian has a shitty fucking ass….that some how she has marketed as being a great ass….or at least a freakish ass people like to talk about….possibly thanks to only dating black guys…except for the fake husband she was using to drive some attenion her way…but more importantly thanks to spanx…wearing the highest fucking heels and other tricks…that I guess she’s too lazy to pull off…but I’m hoping she’s too burned out to pull off…passing the torch to her jailbait sisters….since no one cares about her anymore…

What it comes down to is that She’s always gonna be a shitty porn star to me

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2012

14

Feb

Olivia Wilde Nude from 2007 of the DAy

She’s been TOPLESS FOR MAXIM …..HOT FOR GQ …..but apparently back in 2007 when she was working the celebrity scene…people maagazine did a shoot with her… fast forward 5 years…and the photograprapher decides to release the pics that weren’t published that may or may not have nipple in them…because maybe this is his way to get himself known….or maybe these pics have been circulating for the last 5 years and no one cared cuz Olivia WIlde doesn’t matter, but I’m gonna post them anyway…cuz let’s face it…I got noting better to do! Especially not on Valentines Day….

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2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozar’s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

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2012

14

Feb

Claire Sinclair Beatup Pin-Up Girl of the DAy

So Claire Sinclair is Playboy’s Miss October 2010 and Playmate of the Year 2011 and she turns out to be one of those dumb bithes who tries to channel glam and eroticism from the 40s, 50s and 60s, which annoys me, because anyone who markets themselve as a pin-up, instead of as a modern day slut, I’m talking to you Dita Von Teese, and all the fat chicks with Bangs and tattoos who think they are Betty Page……deserves to get beat up…cuz she is not original and doesn’t embrace modern whoring…

Which is exactly what Hugh Hefner’s son did…..and she got an emergency restraining order and wrote shit like

There’s two types of pain in the world – pain that hurts you, and pain that makes you stronger. All of your positivity is giving me strength

I call publicity stunt….from a girl who’s dad recruited her for Playboy, who is clearly a money grubber who dates the owner of the magazines son….for marketing purposes….who cares….well she does…now that she’s a household name….

Watch the video, she’s got good tits…even if her whole act and her whole spousal abuse shit is a lie.

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2012

14

Feb

Lake Bell for Esquire UK of the Day

I remember Lake bell being some hot slut from a few years ago…I don’t remember what show she was on because I don’t watch TV, but I do remember that I have done POSTS ABOUT HER HOTNESS BEFORE …..my favorite being WHEN SHE DIDN”T SHOW NIPPLE ON CABLE ….

Either way, she’ 32 now, she’s still half naked, looks pretty awesome to me for Esquire and that’s all I really have to say about that…I mean really what more did you expect me to write…other than that I’d like to ring the little bell in her panties with my tongue so that it forms some kind of lake as she grinds against my face…so that it drips down my chin….which would be totally perverted….but not as perverted as Esquire UK with these pics…

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2012

14

Feb

The Rest of the SI Swimsuit 2012 Models of the Day

I wasn’t gonna bother doing this…but I am doing it anyway..Here are videos of the rest of the SI Models….Enough to give you a taste….of he pussy they selected this year..

You can go to SI SWIMSUIT 2012 Microsite for all the rest of the videos and the 1000s of piitures…….I’m not about to post the shit….half naked is not naked enough….

Adaora

Nina Adgal

Natalie COUGHlin

Cintia DICKer

Jessica Gomes

Izabel Goulart

Kirby Griffin

Natalie Gulbis

Julie Henderson

Ariel Meredith

Alyssa Miller

Alex Morgan

Genevieve Morton

Jessica Perez

Bar Refali

Irina Shayk

Chrissy Teigan

Michelle Vawer

Anne V

Where are the fucking nude pics….this is bullshit….

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2012

14

Feb

Kate Upton is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl of the Day

Obviously….

I saw this leaked last night and didn’t care…probably cuz I could have called this last year….or possibly cuz it is totally uninteresting….

She’s 19, she’s got huge tits, she’s at the top of her game, her metabolism hasn’t slowed down yet…her ass hasn’t caught up to her tits…guys everywhere love her…especially bros….she’s been marketed proper and that’s more than I can say for most 19 year old with DD tits…it usually takes them til their early 20s to actually get to this point…

I think her face is retarded, her body awkward and sloppy…definitely not toned…just teenaged….and I’m sure she doesn’t have a great ass I can chip a tooth on….but I also think she’s the right all american choice….

Now I think it is time for her to pose nude…..and fuck on camera….before it is too late…..

Here are some of her photoshopped pictures:

Here is the video:

Here is the whole SI 2012 Swimsuit Section that they will be milking the next year cuz it is the only issue that makes them money ….too bad it’s not 1989….before the internet when this kind of shit allowed me to masturbate…I’m not about to spend my day ripping off their pics and uploading the shit only to be asked to take them down….so visit SI ….

Here’s the paparazzi congratulating her like this matters…like it is an accomplishment…what a fucking joke…our priorities are fucked…….I mean other than they great huge tit part…

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2012

14

Feb

Lana Del Lips Fucking Sucks of the Day

Here’s lie of a celebrity/talent/artist…whoc is totally fabricated for the internet getting swarmed by fans outside Kimmel…cuz people love meeting people other people seemingly care about…without trying to figure out whether they care about them or not….

I accidentally saw Lana Del Lip on Jimmy Kimmel and it turns out that she fucking sucks….here’s the clip…

What was a heavily produced studio song that got her 100,000,000 views on Youtube and that made the media think she was relevant…without actually evaluating her actual talent….does not translate to live performances…she’s fucking boring…she’s practically talking and struggling with it….

That numb fake lip needs to be where it belongs…getting slammed by black cock in porn…

Too bad her dad’s rich and fucking up the natural course she should be taking…

No I’m not getting paid to talk about her, but Kimmel should be paying me for promoting his show….I’m just fascinated people don’t see how shit she is….seriously shittier than the shit they put in her lip…but at least she’s trying…just not nearly naked enough…

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2012

14

Feb

Token Victoria’s Secret is a 9 Billion Dollar a Year Company Manipulating Me With Models in Bras for Valentines Day of the Day

I will never understand why the genius marketing team at Victoria’s Secret that isn’t genius at all….they just get dumb, but real hot, bitches in their underwear and people pay attention…..obviously….decided to give these hot but dumb half naked models a platform to voice their opinions when the whole point of them is to be fantasy our wives aren’t…not regular girls who happen to be half naked and who happen to make me hate them more and more everytime they talk……

But as a sucker….I will post the shit, cuz it’s easy content, even though they should be paying me for this….I can not be bought with half naked bitches oh right…I can….

Here’s a video on love…cuz that’s exactly what you want half naked models you jrk off to talking about…

And now the behind the scenes of their photoshoot…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2012

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The above picture is a Valentine’s Day present from a reader….

This is the Valentine message I left my wife on a piece of toilet paper taped to a half eaten chocolate bar:

You really make me feel like shit. Unloved. Unappreciated. Glad I fucked a hooker last night instead of using the money to buy you a gift. You fucking pig.

Here’s the stepNEWS

Nothing Says Valentine’s Day Like a 13 Incher
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A God That DJs? Sure, Why Not – VIDEO
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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Free Cam Shows Because You Are as Alone on Valentines Day as I Am
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Self Leveling Pool Table on a Cruise Ship is Pretty Fucking Impressive – VIDEO
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Katlynn is a Big Jugged Red Head. Wow
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Britney Spears, I Dunno, Why Not
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Live Web Cam Shows For Your Lonely Ass
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Masterbating Slut Gets Caught By Mommy
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A Brief History of Beverly Hilton Hotel Scandals
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2012

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the DAy

I’ve been loving FACEBOOK lately….I think TWITTER fucking sucks and has lost any real hype it had….

Just today I wrote this on some CNN reporter’s wall:

Don’t you have real news to report? You know some investigative journalism to uncover the corrupt world we live in. Giving a crackhead who died more than 5 minutes of air time – makes you look like a fucking tabloid? Are you mario lopez?

On to be deleted from her friends list…but the good news is there are so many bikini pictures, hot bitches, and things for a creep to do that I don’t need uptight CNN reporters as friends….

My sleep apnea is making me crazy…Here are the stepLINKS….

I Can Almost See Adam Levine’s Girlfriend’s Vagina And The Rest of The Grammys
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I would let Chris Brown Beat Up Rihanna Too
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Live Web Sluts Will Help You Get It On…With Yourself
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Hillbilly Slut Wants to Kill Camera Man
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How to Break Up with Your Gf in 64 Easy Steps…
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Rihanna Compare Tits I think.
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Ashanti in a Weird Erotic Outfit
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Nicki Minaj Big Tits in Paper Mag
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Japanese Animal Escape Drill
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Paz De La Huerta’s 10 Most Scandalous Moments
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Sarah Hyland Roller Bikini Girl Retaliation
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Bobbi Kristina Brown Was Hospitalized Twice
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Man I Love Me a Hot Brunette
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Kang Yui In Kinky Black Boots
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Free Cam Shows Make Monday a Little More Sexy
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Large Dildo Makes This Slut a Squirter – VIDEO
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Alex Morgan Swimsuit Issue: The 10 Biggest Up and Coming Hotties in Sports
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Make A VOW To See Rachel McAdams Nude
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Taylor Swift is in a State of Constant O Face
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Zombie Tits Anyone?
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So Many Hot Asses
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Common and Drake Got Into Fights Backstage at the Grammys
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Dorky Chick Learns How To Masturbate….
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Ray J Brought Kim Kardashian Into the World and Helped Take Whitney Houston From It
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The Girls of Nuts Are Tremendous
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Snowboard Fail Ends with a Win
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Meanwhile in Jay Leno’s Garage
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Where’s Our Childhood? Paying Respect To The Stars From The 80s We Lost Too Soon
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Isabella and Elenor Get It On
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Man Breaks In, Steals Panties, Sends Pics To The Owner’s Phone
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Marjana is Masterbating
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Rescuing a Puppy. Awhhhhhh – VIDEO
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Fashion Gal in Polka Dots
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Red Carpet Ladies at the BAFTAs at Royal Opera House
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Now Those Are Some Lovely Tits
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Playboy’s Jade Bryce Poses Naked for the Camera
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Leanna Can Make Any Bad Day Better
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Martial Arts Road Rage – VIDEO
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Ciara Rocks Red Hot Pants In Beverly Hills
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Here’s a Pantsless Pat Sajak – VIDEO
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Naomi Watts Swimsuit Pictures? You Betcha!
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J.Lo Naked and Shitty for some Ad
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Some Kate Upton Naked Under Boob
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Kelly Brook: Some Serious Camel Toe And Ass Crack Fun In Tight Spandex
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Best Scooter Tricks Even Though All Scooter Tricks are Gay as SHit
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Katy Perry Is Watching, Waiting And Hoping For A Rihanna Upskirt Moment
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Mr Bean Teaches you how to DOugie
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Ashley Tisdale Brings Her Fuckable Ass To The Beach. Should Leave Face At Home
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Coco: About 5 Feet Of Nasty. I Love It!
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Self Leveling Pool Table Weirdness
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THROWBACK GINGER SPICE NUDE PICS
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Emma Watson See Through Dress at the BAFTAs
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Jenna Jameson Nude – BUt Not In Porn – THROwBACK
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Katie Price Topless Beach
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2012

13

Feb

Emma Watson at the BAFTA’s in a See Through Dress of the Day

As someone who has never seen a Harry Potter movie, Emma Watson creeps me out….

I try to get the appeal for a pervert motherfucker to watch a girl grow up always excited about the day she turns 18….only for her to one day turn 18 and for your penis to fucking explode in excitment…cuz now your lusting for her feels ok…and she feels like like an old friend you’ve see go through puberty….

But the fact is she’s flat chested, looks like a dude, has dude hair and really watching some bitch grow into a twink of a boy who would be a higt in the gay scene doesn’t do it for me….

So even if these pics are actually see through and you can actually see nipples, something I can’t quite figure out on cuz I am too lazy to zoom in and explore on a chest that is just nipples….who really cares…cuz she is the kind of girl who could be changing in the men’s locker room and you’d just think she had a small dick buried in her bush…

Proving yet again that you harry potter fans are just ultimate weirdos….especially those of you who are adults now…

Get over it.


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2012

13

Feb

Whitney Houston Doing Coke in a Bikini Pre-Death of the Day

I’m over the Whitney Houston death….because I don’t care about drug addicts and I don’t care when they die…just like she was probably didn’t care when people died…except maybe her drug dealer…cuz addicts are into themselves…

But someone posted this picture on Facebook with the caption Whitney Houston Doing Coke and I laughed…so I figured I’d pass it on to you idiots…

Cuz in times of tragedy that isn’t really tragedy….cuz people everywhere are dying…from the people fighting our wars…to little kids with cancer to moms giving birth…to Africans starving to death all HIV positive….making this Whitney thing just more of spoiled brat diva feeling sorry for herself who spend a long time waiting for death to happen….archive bikini pics of them with tasteless jokes make for good times…it helps us deal with our sadness…


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2012

13

Feb

Kate Upton Hot for Esquire of the Day

I already did a Kate Upton Big Tits for V Magazine post today…How many fucking Kate Upton posts do you expect out of me before my head explodes….

I’m just gonna say the same fucking thing…over and over again until my point that doesn’t even fucking matter and that no one cares to hear just becomes annoying more than it is repetitive….cuz all anyonee should be interested in are her great tits…and I’m just being a piece of shit about her great tits…by reminding us that all good things come to an end…like some kind of emo/goth/teen angst unable to keep my focus on the fact that she’s 19, her tits are huge, she’s at the top of her game, she’s going to be topless in pictures soon enough, and that her tits are great so let’s just enjoy it and not worry about her future obesity….cuz right now…it just doesn’t matter….no matter how bang on my predicition is…


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Ashley “The Face” Tisdale…who tried to make her face presentable back when she got a nose job but failed…reinvested her energy into working out compulsively…and it’s finally paying off for her…because now she’s got a body that when cropped probably doesn’t even need a fucking head to be erotic….if anything the no head thing makes it more erotic….so here she is finally being used for good in a bikini and on roller skates with some bitch who looks 12 named SARAH HYLAND was also in her binini with Ashley Tisdale….but I couldn’t be bothered giving her a dedicated post…cuz with all 12 year old bodies…even those on 20 year olds who look 12…come uneventful asses…it just lacks the roundness and fitness that Ashle Tisdale has thanks to years of overcompensating for her face via exercise…


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