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2012

16

Aug

NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master….

I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Videos

2012

16

Aug

Kate Moss Hangs Out With Her Daughter for the First Time Ever and I Have Proof of the Day


In the decade I have been running this site, I have done a lot of Kate Moss posts, I find her hot and more importantly, I liked her rockstar lifestyle….

I always found it funny to laugh at her dating a heroin addict crackhead singer in a band who you know had herpes, meaning she has herpes too, herpes she probably had long before thanks to fucking everyone…life as a top modle making millions….

I always found it funny that when she was out being topless on luxury yachts, coked up and living like a party slut, that she had a kid, a kid she was never shot with, cuz her kid was somewhere else being raised by staff or some shit…

But finally, they are together, it what may be the first time.

Deadbeat, luxurious, party slut mothers you don’t know are mothers cuz of all the blow on their faces at 5 am….are the best.


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2012

16

Aug

Miley Cyrus is a See Through Sea Punk from the Future of the Day


Sea punk is some weirdness I’ve accidentally walked into at bars that are like goth, hippie, hipster weirdos with street punk hairstyles, outfits from the future, men who look like women and women who look like men, that I guess has trickled down into Miley’s hollywood, candy coated world, and that she’s channeled in her own style that everyone is falling in love with, and that I only care about cuz it involves legs, shorts tights, see through shirts and a fit young skinny body I want to K-Fed….

She’s amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

16

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Chick Bikini of the DAy


These Kim Kardashian bikini pics for twitter are amazing…cuz Kim Kardashian is wearing a fat chick bikini you see middle aged women wear cuz their stomachs are as toned as a slaughted animal on the side of the road in an african village during a famine….ravaged and abused…you know one of those outfits they think compliments their bodies but really looks like fucking hell….or like bitch is into infantilism and trying to cover her adult diaper that in Kim Kardashian’s case is actually made of fat and not Pampers….and her incontenience of bladder control leakage is usally in the form of being peed on by Ray J in sex tapes that launch her career….a career that shouldn’t have ever happened….

She looks horrible. I dare you to try jerking off to this…unfortunately, I’ve jerked off to worst…and know you can pull this one off….that doesn’t make her any less disgusting!

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

16

Aug

Kate Upton Hiding her Gut for Twitter of the Day


Kate Upton posted these pics to twitter….she’s a bikini model who I call a fat chick in training….because she’s really a fat chick in training…and I think she realizes that her gut is catching up to her tits…skinny legs or not…she’s sloppy….cuz why else would she be posting pics from the belly button up…this is some Secret Internet Strategy….that I’ve been tricked by so many times to know it when I see it….but at least she’s got awesome sized tits and a loyal fan base….and more importanlty a few more years before actually turning into Anna Nicole Smith…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

16

Aug

Elaine Alden – New York Knick’s Landry Fields’ Groupie Pussy Pics of the DAy


I love no name groupie pussy who gold dig their way onto the cock of professional athletes, cuz professional athletes tour all kinds of cities, have more money than they know what to do with and and end up in bars and hotels in all kinds of cities, where they meet all kinds of sluts they would otherwise never meet who work as bar maids, bottle service girls and party sluts….and spot opportunity…but it take s certain kind of opportunist cocktail waitress slut to turn it all around and make motherfucker call her his gf so that she can call her low level self a model in hopes one day she’ll get booked as a model to help pay off her implants…I mean unless her scam to get knocked up by the motherfucker works first….

Her name is Elaine Alden and these are her self shot pics for the internet….She’s Hot. I’m in Love.

Posted in:Elaine Alden

2012

16

Aug

Shania Shaik Naked for GQ Italy of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model Shania Shaik, but I don’t that THIS FACEBOOK IS NOT HER … but more importantly, I know that she’s modeling kinda naked for September’s GQ Italy and that is almost as exciting as the two teen lesbians, they were actually hot and normal looking hipster girls, and not beefcake, small penis syndrome, angry lesbians I am used to….and they were tickling each other….in some fucking weird, yet erotic enough to give me a boner way….so here is Shania Shaik, totally unrealted to those teen tickling lesbians I now love, but will never love, cuz they were molested, hate cock, and lesbian is trendy…and so should Shania Shaik.

Posted in:Shania Shaik

2012

16

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the increase in cancer and my level of pathetic, I find myself sexting cancer patients, you know Path Adams-ing them to make their bald, frail bodies feel loved and appreciated and not like the dying freaks they are, and with lines like “I’m gonna fuck the cancer out of your middle-aged rotting body so hard you’ll be praising my dick’s like it is a scaled down version of the black guy in Green Mile”…..for some reason…it doesn’t make them cum, but I blame the meds, pain, coma and inability to masturbate due to weakness for that….

I am a hero…Here are some morning links….

Part Time Security Guard, Part Time Hero – VIDEO
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The Funniest Fans at the Olympics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Alexa Cole is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Miami Zombie Atttack Prank – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Taught James Deen About Acting Hahahahahahahhahahahah
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The 20 Best Serious Movie Performances By Comedians
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Meet Olivia Wade – VIDEO (SEMI NSFW)
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Naked Triplets, Awhhh Yeah (NSFW)
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1990s Middle Schoolers Made Shocking Internet Prophecy
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Alice Goodwin is Suggestive (SEMI NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

I get most of the girls….

Some just don’t get it…..Here are the stepLINKS….

Jennifer Lawrence has a Hot Fucking Ass
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UM CINNABON JUST GOT AMAZING
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Dog Says DO NOT WANT – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopez Ankles
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Chad Johnson Being Cut by the Dolphins!
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Hot Sports Groupie Sluts
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Roxeanne Dawn’s Hot Ass Makes Me Happy in this Playboy Shoot
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Miranda Kerr Fat Cunt Camel Toe
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Kelly Brook Has Very Large Tits. Here They Are
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Rally racing in Canada
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The 10 Best Movies Released After A Star’s Death
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Miranda Kerr and Jessica Gomes Work It Good
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maria (NSFW)
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Nikki Jackson is Big Breated (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Ohhhh Yeaaaaahh (NSFW)
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Shark Week: The Weirdest Sh*t Ever Found Inside Shark Stomachs
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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This Little Slut Has a Talented Vagina (NSFW)
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Previewing Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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Angela White Live Cam Show as a Cop
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Bitch Got Fired On HBO: The Ochocinco Edition – VIDEO
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I’d Like a Piece of Lizzie Caplan and Her Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd She’s Got a Finger Up Her Butt (NSFW)
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God Bless These Troops For Assisting With an Upskirt
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Nicole Kidman is Dull But Here She is Anyways
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Jennifer Lawrence’s 22nd Birthday: The ‘Hunger Games’ Star’s Hottest Looks (PHOTOS)
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Ahhhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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These Chicks Have Some Big Ass Tits
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (Possibly NSFW)
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Oh, Good Lord!: Miami Heat Dancer Auditions! [Video]
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This Bitch and Her Slutty Self Shots (NSFW)
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These Two Sluts Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Hooker Sues For Right To Work From Motel (NSFW)
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Lea Michele is Wearing Short Shorts
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Holy Shit Bai Ling Isn’t Dead Yet?
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Now Those Are Some Damn Big Tits (NSFW)
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Some Princess Kate Just Because
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Some Ribbon Gymnastics Dance
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Here’s One Babysitter I’d Like To Fuck
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Claudia Romani Commando On Miami Beach
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How Many Fake Twitter Followers do Rappers Have – Hilarious
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Arnold Schwarznegger is Back
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Best NFL Cheerleader Calendars
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This is Weird.
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Yvonne Scio for Maxim – Hot Tits
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Lana Del Rey Boring Ass Shot for Glamor Germany
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Sophie Srej for Glamour Italy
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LeAnn Rimes Midriff
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Gwen Stefani for Glamor
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Shopper
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Mary Louise Parker is a Whore on Set
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Kristen Bell In Esquire
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Czech Mega Swingers
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Random Porn Vids
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Cum on Hairy Pussy
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

15

Aug

Miranda Kerr in a White Bathing Suit on the Runway of the Day

I like seeing Miranda Kerr’s pussy definition in a white one-piece bathing suit jacked up her pussy…even though she’s a mom…and that’s so weird for me….maybe it is cuz she’s not meaty or an outty….and more importantly, her shattered womb is tucked into place…or maybe I jut like white bathing suit bottoms especially when wet cuz on more than one beach adventure over he last decade I’ve seen full pussy I woulda otherwise never seen, like my stepdaughters, the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter, a friend’s hot wife, and a few girls I didn’t know but wanted to fuck’s pussy….maybe all that matters is that I like it…..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

15

Aug

AJ Michalka’s Hot Ripped Bikini Body of the Day

Here is some Disney battered child star named Amanda, who goes by AJ, who had her childhood robbed of her for her parent’s personal gain at the tender age of 9, thanks to Disney execs….and who is now 21 and old enough to know the importance of fake tits saving shitty natural tits, thanks to Disney execs…she also know the importance of being fit….at least when it comes to posing in bikini pics for your fans who are probably all serious perverts….despite her weird Christian roots….that all these confused, tormented sluts are a product of….coupled with star star syndrome, prostituting at a young age, and a struggling career…makes her a prime candidate for me to fall in love with….

Posted in:AJ Michalka

2012

15

Aug

Amanda Bynes is a Hot Damaged Goods of the Day

I love broken girls, especially when those broken girls or the reason they are broken girls makes absolutely no sense, like Amanda Bynes, fully fucking broken….did hollywood eat her up and spit her out, was she molested by executives, does she feel her childhood was robbed, did she always feel like she wasn’t good enough of able….you know constant pressure to beat other girls for menial roles that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter….but to her was all that mattered….leading to self medicating, poor decision making, crying for attention, for someone to notice…broken hearts, broken dreams…..destroyed…even though she was rich, famous enough…but never enough….and what it comes down to is who really cares, cuz all that matters, is that it happened, she’s destroyed, looks like a stripper, has rockin’ fake lookin tits, and is going out in public in a way I can jerk off to her….keeping her relevant and me happy….keep up the good fight against yourself girl….It works for me….this is like finding a gem in the bargain basement bin at the local department store people….and I love deals.


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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2012

15

Aug

Brooke Burke Irresponsible Drinking in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Wild On Mom….Brooke Burke…..was tapping into her roots like she’s not a mom of 10, like she’s not 40, like she’s still some breast implanted party slut getting paid to travel the world and show the public that cheesy people live everywhere, party the same everywhere no matter what beach they are at, or what bikini top they are wearing at said beach, it is all straight up groundhog day…..but the good news is that she had the decency to wear a one piece, something most moms of 10 in their 40s who are far less fit than this hooker seem to do….because for some reason they think their ravaged stomachs, all stretch marked and stretched out, are ok to expose…and that reason is called giving the fuck up…throwing in the towel on sex appeal…a point that Brooke Burke’s not quite at…cuz I’d still fuck her…whether she was pregnant with number 11….or not….


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Posted in:Brooke Burke

2012

15

Aug

Tricia Helfer’s Suntanning Self Shot Pics of the Day


38 year old Canadian Tricia Helfer slut who is still hustling her model body that landed her on some nerd TV show, even though she’s a few years past prime, and that’s ok with me, approval I am sure she’s seeking, even though that along with the rest of the world she has no idea this site even exists….because I like seeing bitches put in work…even if they are middle aged, married and irrelevant….cuz she could just throw in the towel now that all is said and done, but instead she keeps bringing it…even if she has to self produce it….and that’s the first step in making a sex tape….self shot bikini for attention lead to self shot nudes for attention lead to masturbating on cam for attention which lead to taking three cocks at the same time while squirting videos….I’ve seen it happen so many times before….

Posted in:Tricia Helfer

2012

15

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Beeen Working Out of the Day


Aubrey O’Day is a gutter fucking pig of a woman who looks like she eats more fried chicken than the black men who fuck her, because although being a racist stereotype, ask any brother you know if he likes fried chicken and he’lll fucking say “HELLL YEAH HONKY” at least he would in the blacksploitation movie that is my life…..the one that Aubrey O’Day wished was her life….that may in fact be her life cuz black guys are the only people who think her fat ass isn’t fat…while everyone else knows that it is….

She’s a spoiled brat, self promoter, who thinks she is perfect and needs more hate thrown her way…she is clueless tht she is a joke…and she feels entitled to try to be sexy like so many fat girls who don’t think they are fat before her….all wearing tight clothes, showing cleavage, rocking bikinis….and being told how pretty they are or look, instead of causing panic on the beach that a crazed farm animal has escaped and is out to give the rest of us Mad Cow Disease….

You get what I’m saying…and that is that fat or not, I’ll still stare at a half naked bitch in a self produced pic, even if they look like their home is waiting in line at the all you can eat buffet….

If you know what I mean..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day