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2010

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got on the computer for the first time in what feels like forever and I’m not very happy about it. I was out drinking, ended up in the woods and then was found by some girl who lived in the woods who brought me in and fed me soup in her little tight shorts and I realized that the internet is really a piece of shit that steals your fucking soul and here are some stepLINKS I didn’t post from the other day while I find out what is going on because I was too busy having some fucking fun.

Molly Sims is in a Bikini
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Kathy Griffen Dropped the F-Bomb on CNN – VIDEO
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Menudo Will Cure Youre Hangover
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Because You Are Pathetic and Alone on New Years Day
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Lady GaGa’s Vagina Says ‘Adios, 2009!’
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Champagne Marksman – VIDEO
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Nic Cage as Everyone
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They Are Making A Movie About Ian Fleming Who Wrote the James Bond Novels and I Really Hope It’s Not a Complete Piece of Shit
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Some Best of 2009 Photos
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Facebook Fail
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Megan Fox is the Worst Actress of 2009
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Jennyifer Lopez is Fat in a Full Body Suit
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Adam Lambert is Grabbing Pam Anderson’s Tits
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Tiger Woods Top Ten Text Messages
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Tits On Italian Big Brother
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Salsa Dancer Tit Flop – VIDEO
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Every Good Whore Loves a Candle Lit Dinner – VIDEO
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Danielle and the Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alice Goodwyn and Her Brand New Tits
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Random Photos to Waste Your New Years Day
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Top 10 Sex Scandals of 2009
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Beach Sluts From a Land Far Far Away
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Polly is Wearing Red Stockings
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2 Sluts, So Happy Together
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Hey There Gracie
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Wanda Welcomes the New Year
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Iga In Her Spare Time
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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics
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And That’s Why You Don’t Race a Power Boat in Dubai
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Wet Wet Orgasm
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Jan

2009 Year End Review To Start 2010 of the Day

These are my most read posts of 2009 so I guess that means they are my best posts to sum up the year…unfortunately for a site as substantial as mine, you know a site no one reads, I guess all are an equivalent waste of fucking time but if you’re still alive after last night, which I barely am, this will give you something to waste your hangover on, if you’re not too drunk to focus on the screen, which I am…..

Happy fucking new year, I’d say let’s make 2010 a blowout year like we were DJ Paulie D with his blowout hair, but I’m saving myself for 2047 and hate how lame people get this time of year, so thank fucking got it’s over – here’s my yearly round-up…..


Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked Strip Search Scene that is Disgusting because She’s Vile Looking….

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Exclusive Clips – That Aren’t Exclusive Anymore Because The DVD is Out….

Sasha Grey Shows Off Her Deep Throat Skills – Even Though She’s a Porn Star and Deep Throating is What SHe Does

Mila Jovovich’s Post-Pregnant Ass Gets Fully Naked for Purple Magainze and it’s Not as Bad as You’d Expect Post-Pregnant Ass to Be

Carmen Electra Nude for Playboy and Playboy Didn’t Send Lawyers After me to Take it Down…

Pornstar Bree Olson Takes a Shit Before the AVN Awards Exclusive…..

Lindsay Lohan’s Desperate Attempt to be Artistic and Fashionable Topless in a Lame Pretentious Garbage Mag a Solid 5 Years Too Late….

Mel B’s Old Black Booty in FIshnets for Some Play

My Favorite Girl Pretty Much Ever Named Lydia Hearst Topless for GQ…..Always Amazing….

Lady Gaga Forget to Tuck in Some Pantsless Outfit Because She was the Biggest Deal of 2009

The Now Classic Jessica Simpson Fat Pictures…..

Lisa Rinna Did Playboy and We Thanked Technology for Photoshop…..

Hayden Panettiere and Her Mother’s Ass on Vacation in Bikinis…..

Some Model Named Paulin Porizkova I’ve Never Heard of Topless on the Beach

Nicolette Sheridan’s Flashing Some Older Pussy Lip that Michael Bolton Pretended was Testicles for Many Years….

Lady Gaga’s Disgustin Friend and Her Disgusting Vagina….

Kim Kardashian got Rebuilt on Photoshop for Complex Cuz She’s Fat and Ugly….

Adriana Lima May Not Still be a Virgin But I Like To Pretend She Is Especially When Staring at her Nipples

Nicole Kidman’s Mom Pussy is Eating Her Pants…..I’m Not Too Into this but Apparently a lot of People Were….

Sharon Stone Topless for a French Magazine….30 years Too Late…..But Better than Nothing…

That’s the end of that….Now I guess it is time to make new memories…as long as this hangover doesn’t kill me…Happy New Year but more importantly CUDDLES you assholes….

Posted in:2009 Recap|2009 Round-Up|Year End Review

2009

31

Dec

Happy New Year stepLINKS of the Day

I wasn’t going to do these because I am hard drinking to die before 2010 or at least start 2010 very fucking hungover but I figured you losers at home alone because you have no friends, your family hates you, you know the shit suicide is made of, so you’re welcome for making your life a little better …I guess that makes these the last stepLINKS of the year….Making it a very happy day for some of you….. Happy Fucking New Year. See you Next Year.

The Only Thing I Hate More Than Kim Kardashian is the Dumb Fucking Dress She is Wearing.
Seriously, What is This Bitch On?
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Actually, Kim Kardashian is Probably Smoking Whatever Flavor Flav Is
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Because It’s NYE and You Are Alone and It Would Ruin My New Year to Know You Killed Yourself
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This Slut Wants to Be Lindsay Lohans Body Double – VIDEO
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A Complaint to Mario Bros Plumbing Company – VIDEO
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Taxidriver’s Top Picks for 2009
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Nicole Richie is Lookin Good As a Brunette
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I Think Green Screen Grandma’s May be the Best Video Put on the Internet Ever
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Obviously Getting Punched in the Face on TV Didn’t Knock Any Sense Into This Snookie Bitch
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day – Groupshots
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I Don’t Know Who This Blonde, Naked Slut Is But I Want a Piece of Her Now
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Mary Kate Olsen is Lookin’ Strung Out
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Alright, Still Desperate and Alone
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Ready to be Date Raped
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I Don’t Know Who Kate Upton Is But Here is a Gallery With Her Anyways
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Gloria Would Make All My Cares Melt Away
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4 Sluts Get Into a Brawl – VIDEO
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Jamee is Nude in a Dressing Room
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Bailey Rose Strips Down
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And the Top viral Videos of 2009 Are…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brooke and Jessie Have Holiday Cheer
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Sophia Vergara is Good at Putting Things In Her Mouth
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Eva Mendes Topless Throwback
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Teen Red Head By the Pool
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Okay This Chick Just Made Me Cum in My Pants
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Mellissa Satra is an Italian Beach Babe
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Brianna Has One Hell of a Rack On Her
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Lenka is Busting Out Of Her Black Bra
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This dude Who Tried to Bum a Ride From the Cops to the Bar is My New Hero
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Rosie O’Donnell Has a New Lesbian Girlfriend
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And More From the Dramatic Chipmunk
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Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke Shower Together
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Kristina is a Hot Teen
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How to Make Your Kid a Homo
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Sharon Stone Needs to Fucking Check Herself
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

31

Dec

Perez Hilton Bikini Pictures of the Day

Perez Hilton is in his Miami and he decided to have no shame and walk around with his disgusting body in far too little obnoxious clothes. It’s safe to say that he probably doesn’t realize how much of a fucking joke he is because of an ego all you motherfuckers gave him. It’s this false sense of security that comes with all the money he’s made like he won this game of life and fooled the world into knowing who the fuck he is, and caring about who he is, and paying to get close to him, when in a time before the internet he wouldn’t have been let out of the fucking mail room at the magazine he managed to get an internship at because he was eager and free, so I guess all that success has made him confident enough to dress like this…despite lookin’ like this…..

The good news is that the only people who care about him are 14 year old girls, and the end is near for this queer, but definitely not quite here.

Let’s hope 2010 is the end of Perez.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Perez Hilton

2009

31

Dec

More Brooke Hogan Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

It is Brooke Hogan’s favorite time of year because all the real celebrities come to her home city and she gets the chance to try to be seen by the paparazzi who otherwise doesn’t give a fuck about her. It’s like some photo opportunity to help promote her dead singing career, cuz she knows she’s known enough for them to snap off some pics if she’s strategically placed and the real celebs haven’t left their hotel rooms yet and that doesn’t change the fact that she looks like a man. That’s why she’s hiding her penis….

Bonus – Here’s the Tacky Girl she is with

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Brooke Hogan

2009

31

Dec

More Yulia Voronin on the Beach cuz No One Better is in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s some immigrant whore and her immigrant soccer playing husband polluting the beach in Miami because that’s just what trashy Ukrainian gangsters do, but I figure a soccer player wife, who before meeting him was just an aspiring mail order wife working the local sex trade rockin’ a bikini and living the good life she could never imagine just a few years earlier when she was sucking dick for potatos and rationed bread, is a symbol of hope going into 2010 and better than nothing even if its not that good.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Yulia Voronin

2009

31

Dec

Angelina Jolie for Old Times of the Day

I think the most talked about celebrity this decade was Angelina Jolie. I don’t really keep track of that shit but I do know that as a nation, we were force fed every fucking thing about her, and I figured that on the last day of the year, I had no choice but to post the bitch, clearly 10 years older and not the hot pussy she once was, but still a hotter pussy than the pussy we’re fucking. I guess this is just a reminder that we all get older and that nothing is forever but as long as we’re not dead, it’s not so bad….so here she is on set the other day….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|old

2009

31

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

I figure we might as well ring in the New Year with something that we know will be a constant in the unkown that is 2010 and that constant is that Ashley Tisdale is and always will be ugly.


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

31

Dec

Alex Zosman in Some Shorts of the Day

Her name is Alex Zosman, she’s dating some bald dude named Jason Statham who seems to be the second coming of Vin Diesel. You know bald guys overcompensating by taking up martial arts and staring in action movies, but at least he gets to fuck decent pussy, which is a lot more than I can say about the balding guy who lives down the hall from me who always smells like dirty laundry and always has cum stains on his sweatpants and who always has the dirtiest sounding porn blasting in his apartment…and not getting with this bitch, in fact he’s not getting with any bitch, even the crackwhores turn him down, and here she is in her jean shorts….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alex Zosman|Denim Shorts

2009

31

Dec

Coco On the Beach in Miami in Video of the Day

I’m sure you’ve all seen the pictures of Coco on the beach from the other day. I didn’t bother posting them, because this bitch only looks intersting when photoshopped and I figured I’d do her a favor and not let the world know she’s just a dumpy stripper with stupid fake tits and a fat sloppy stomach that she’s trying to cover the fuck up, because everyone knows a fat ass always catches up with the rest of a bitch….but I couldn’t turn down posting the video…because seeing her in live-action is like watching some kind of plane crash and I just can’t turn away….

Posted in:Bikini|Coco|Miami

2009

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Nothing interesting is going on today, people are all partying to close out the year and I think I should be doing the same fucking thing. Not to mention none of the fucking paparazzi are getting pictures of anything interesting because everyone is on vacation, except me, so I’m stuck with no choice but to go out drinking right now to pretend that I am on vacation and that is what I am going to do and before I do – I figure I’ll leave you with some stepLINKS….cuz other sites are doing better than me today…

Brooke Hogan Brought Her Cock Out in a Bikini and Hulk Got Hard….
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Sophie Howard and HEr Awesome Tits
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I Really Can’t Wait Till Tyra Banks Fades Into Oblivian and Hopefully Gets Fat Too
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Because Wednesday is the Longest and Hardest Day of the Week
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Some Kid Dances With Some Sluts
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2009: THE GAME
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Sarah Jessica Parker Windy Day Body
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Seriously I’d Like to Punch Ed Westwick in the Face
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Man the Fuck Up, Pussy
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May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory – VIDEO
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Now THIS is What I Call an Invention
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Denise Richards is Out for Blood
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Leighton Meester Looks Better When She’s Not Trying to Hard
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Does Mariah Carey Do Anything But Stand Around and Have Her Photo Taken And Get Whats His Name To Carry Stuff For HEr
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I Wish Holly Madison Would Disappear
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Now That’s How You Sell a Pair of Jeans – VIDEO
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Let’s Do a Little Detective Work
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Hotties at the Beach
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stand On Ice When You’re Fat – VIDEO
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Army Slut Fuck Fest
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Lilith Rides a Giant Dildo
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Fuck You Mac Users
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Kate Hudson is Turning into the Psycho Ex-Girlfriend
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Katherine McPhee is Pretty Much See Through
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love Amateurs
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Brianna Lee is Hot
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Bai Ling is Fucking Insane
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Inna and Elena Get It On
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Jelena Breaks Free…From Her Bra
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Jennifer is a Golden Girl
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If Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Want People to Think Shes Like Lindsay Lohan, Maybe She Should Stop Using Drugs
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Avatar: The Making of the Bootleg – VIDEO
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Britney is a Brunette Again
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I’m Turning Japanese I Think I’m Turning Japanese
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McDonalds Really Knows How to Sell Burgers
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Willow Will Give You a Lot of Reason’s To Like Her
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Mealanie Griffith is Lookin’ Rough
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Christina Aguilera is Shopping in Leggings
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Dec

Jaime Pressly is Still Worth Fucking of the Day

I don’t really know what botox mishap made Jaime Pressly’s face look like this, but the good news is that it didn’t fuck up the rest of her body and anyone who knows me knows that a busted up face never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch, especially when the busted up face was a result of my fists…in fact a busted up everything never stopped me from getting hard for a bitch…I’ll fuck the cripples just as fast as I’ll fuck the fat chicks, vagina just has that kind of effect on me, it clouds my judgement….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot|Jaime Pressly

2009

30

Dec

Some Christina Aguilera for Old Times of the Day

I wonder if Christina Aguilera cares that Lady Gaga is the new her. You know does she sit at her luxury home watching MTV practicing Lady Gaga dance moves and dressing in Lady Gaga outfits remembering the glory days of when she was still relevant and not a washed up mother with an ugly husband who didn’t quite accomplish what Gaga has in the past year in her entire career….maybe it doesn’t really matter to her, maybe she’s happy with her life and family and I figure if I made a ton of money at a young age, I’d just spend my life getting fat and drunk not giving a fuck about anyone else, hell, I did that without making tons of money…but then again, I’m not Christina Aguilera and I don’t have the same hair dresser as the biggest thing in music…something she aspired to be….

Either way, here’s a reminder that Aguilera is still alive.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Mom|old

2009

30

Dec

Leighton Meester Sluttin’ it Up at a Blog Party of the Day

As a guy who unfortunately has a celebrity website, not by choice by by circumstance, I don’t understand how other people who have these celebrity sites gain celebrity status. Am I the only one ashamed of having a website? Website are for fucking losers, not for cool people you even invite to your fucking part….

Blogging is not that relevant and far from cool. I mean I feel like a fucking loser every morning when I wake up and realize I have to post pics of the slut, fetish star from the halfway house attending events. It is not a solid business. It is just a shitty phenomenon that hit the last 6 year and it really amazes me that people make money off the shit.

What we do is easy, that’s no secret, it isn’t innovative, it’s one of those “I can do that too” situations, otherwise, a lazy motherfucker like me wouldn’t be doing it. I take pictures other people take and run my mouth on the shit.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really give a fuck either way whether these blog parties go down, or if these bloggers are treated or seen as stars and make huge money, if anything I give them props cuz I can’t pull off that same hustle, partially because I don’t want to and because the public doesn’t like me as much, but my opinion of blogger is that they are the people you wouldn’t even invite to your party cuz they are the weird kid in the corner, hell I wouldn’t even go to a party I was hosting, because blogger’s aren’t cool, party people or celebrities you want hosting a fucking party, they are people you want to keep behind their computers.

But I guess he’s doing something right and at least he’s not Perez Hilton but still makin’ the big money and getting celebrities I’d fuck if I was drunk enough to his event, even if he paid her to perform badly and she was more than willing to do so because she is desperate to be heard as a singer, thinkin maybe he’ll do what Perez did for Lady Gaga, while I sit here in the freezing cold of my unheated shit hole I call home….Maybe I should change my attitude and get excited about this bullshit, but I just can’t seem to see past the fact that it’s bullshit….oh well.

Here’s Leighton Meester….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:blogger|Leighton Meester

2009

30

Dec

Sugababes Bikini Asses From Behind of the Day

Yeah, I know, posting this garbage band in their bikinis is pretty fucking weak, but in my defense, it’s winter vacation and you should be off your computer and seducing tourists or other people on your resort, you shouldn’t be here judgin my weak Euro content.

They are in Barbados, they are in bikinis, one of them has a serious fat ass, I guess she’s doin’ the “Rihanna” , which for those of you who don’t know, is wearing a bikini in Barbados despite your fat ass.

I don’t even know who they are, but they are in bikinis and that is good enough for me….cuz I’m a pervert….and here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sugababes