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2011

23

Feb

Guinevere Van Seenus Naked for MUSE Magazine of the Day

Here’s some model name Guinevere Van Seenus naked in MUSE magazine and shit should make you want to play with your semen. You know fill up an empty peanut butter jar over the course of a year and make carve shit like an ice sculpture or some shit. No time like today to start being creative.

She’s naked. She’s got hipster fashionista bush. I am hungover. But right now, at this moment in time, this is genius….

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2011

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wanted to drink windshield washer fluid, but instead did my stepLINKS. Boring.

Here what could have been so much better for the haters if I hospitalized for what I had set my mind out to do….not cuz I’m emo and suicidal, but cuz I am like a scientist and this body is a horrible lab.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I think it has to do with forgetting what I originally wanted to write about, which I can assure you was highly erotic.

stepLINKS…

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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Jennifer Aniston Has Officially Transformed Into Barbra Striesand Except She’s Even More Pathetic
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Keep It Hood
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Hot Gogo Dancing Slut
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Proof Jennifer Love Hewiit Used To Be Really Hot
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The Situation Did Coke on the Air Because He is a Genius
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And Island Full of Whores is an Island You Want to Be On
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Ashley Tisdale Is Mad Cuz She Knows She’s Ugly….
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Skimpy Swimwear: The Hottest SI Swimsuit Rookies
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Because These Chicks Will do What You Want and Make You Want Them
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Toys Make Everything Way More Fun
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Anna Friel Panty Upskir
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Looking Good Sweetheart?
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Man I Love Michelle Pffiffer
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Helena Christensen Hotness Throwback
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Arianny Celeste Insane Thong Bikini Pics
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Hot Chick Runs Into the Quickie Mart With No Pants (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Guess Who is Probably Banging Rihanna
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Diora Baird is Cleavage-y in GQ Italy
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Now THESE Are What I Call Daisy Dukes (NSFW)
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How to: Beat Boredom in a Traffic Jam – VIDEO
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Jayme Langford Looks Like a Naughty Girl (NSFW)
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Laura Dore is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Get Drunk, Get Naked, Get Violent = BAD GIRLS CLUB – VIDEO
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Busty Latina Shows Off (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Beatad and Ramona Get Dirty With Each Other (NSFW)
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Porn Star Taylor Wane Was on WIPEOUT – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Isabel Lucas
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Some Shauna Sand Thong Bikini Pics. Come On You’d Bang Her…
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Cute Brunette Has Some Alone Time (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Penelope Cruz Hotness
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I Have a Crush on Little Red Riding Hood
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Kelly Brooke Makes Trailer Trash Look Hot
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Random Pic Dump (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang Ciara
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Lady TV Host Can’t Keep Her Hands Off Guests Tits
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Ciara is One Hot Blonde
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Sandra Romain, Tyler Faith and Tiffany Sweet Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Dido, Kami or Anika?
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Carrie Minter is in the Shower (NSFW)
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10 fake ‘Simpsons’ words that belong in the dictionary
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Kate Bosworth, Just Because
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Man Shot For Chewing Popcorn Too Loud During Movie. Wait, What?
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

22

Feb

Paz De La Huerta in Nothing Personal of the Day

This is some short film from 2009 called Nothing Personal, starrign Paz De La Huerta, I’m guessing before she got the one acting job she’s ever had in Boardwalk Empire and she’s getting fucked in it, like she does in Boardwalk Empire, only it takes place in present day, so she’s got her pussy shaved, how unfortunate.

It’s doing the rounds, was uploaded by the director 10 days ago, and I guess he’s riding off her fame to get himself fame…..

I guess that’s the beauty of getting eager girls naked on tape, in the event they ever make it in the big times….or even the not so big times…

Hot video regardless – watch it – pre-fame is better than fame.

Posted in:Paz de la Huerta

2011

22

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Showing Some Nipple of the Day

Anyone who’s been reading this site the last 6 years knows I love Lindsay Lohan. She entertains me whether she’s out doing heroin or fucking Samantha Ronson dick like it was a pussy or being used by everyone around her for their personal gain – she’s all round awesome…

Some days I only tweet to her and get ignored. Back in the day I left her phone messages of love and got ignored. I’ve even hung out with her in an erotic setting years ago….and got ignored. I like to think it is her way of flirting….

Like this is her way of getting noticed. She knows how it works. She knows the industry. She knows her tits are her best friend. She is obvious, clever, and pretty much put it all out there already, making this tame and obvious, but a good start in the right direction for me…

I’m sold. I love these full always and forever, amazing tear drop implants. They look so authentic and never get old….

Yay to Lohan my internet girlfriend who denies our internet love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

22

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Thonged Ass in Public of the Day

I don’t know why no one is arresting Lady Gaga for indecent exposure, because I know one thing, this is indecent, but then again, everything this twat does in indecent, even when she’s full clothed, her novelty act is ridiculous, contrived, bullshit and strategic to land the gays, freaks and tranny audience by making them feel good about themselves, when that’s against nature’s way, the world needs bullied, insecure, socially awkward people, we don’t need them feeling empowered, accepted and noraml. Gaga and the record label that created her are ruining society as we know it. Lock this money making machine up. She is the fucking devil.


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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

22

Feb

Amanda Bynes Slutty Twitpics of the Day

On Valentines Day, Amanda Bynes posted a pictures called “Bikini Top” that looks more like a bra under a zip up hoodie in some kind of pornography self produced with a cell phone that I like.

One week later, I catch wind of it and post it like it’s news cuz I hardly remember Amanda Bynes, other than that “she’s a man” and don’t keep up to speed on her day to day activities as she slowly decends into total irrelevance….

Twitter is an amazing thing. It makes the paparazzi and the tabloids obsolete all while giving the people something to jerk off to. Thanks Twitter, even though you make me feel useless and unpopular cuz I am….. see Twitter just speaks in “real talk” and “truths”…no bullshit there…nope…none…

I know…It’s a waste of time…it’s all bullshit but these pics aren’t…So good work Amanda Bynes…you figured out the point of twitter….cuz their CEOs and everyone who uses it haven’t been able to…

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Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2011

22

Feb

Jessica Simpson Sadly Hits the Gym of the Day

There’s nothing good about this scene.

Jessica Simpson is leaving the gym. It’s the end of a fucking era cuz you know she’s got the best trainers, dieticians, and that she will end up slim and hot as fuck not just hot cuz she’s weak and depressed and when she does, I’ll have nothing to point and laugh at from the comfort of my soiled couch, you know bathing in her misery, but will instead look at her in anger that I didn’t move down to Texas to crawl into her vagina while she was at her all time low. Now she’s getting back on track and we’re faced with lost opportunities due to drunken laziness..the story of my fucking life….no that I coulda seduced her at her fattest…but I have been pretty good at seducing fat chicks…so you never know…but then again they were never famous fat chicks…who were once hot fat chicks who guys still masturbated to fat chicks…but it worked in theory and sometimes that’s good enough to keep me going…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2011

22

Feb

Ellen Pompeo’s Ass Kicking Mom Nipple of the Day

Ellen Pompeo is built like a tank, you know like Cameron Diaz Pretending to be Madonna, leaving the gym post pregnancy, but her nipples can’t hide the fact that a babies been sucking on the shit as hard as it can before shit dry up and turn into a dude from all the testosterone and the good news is no one knows who the fuck Ellen Pompeo is to notice. I mean other than the trailer park trash who watch Grey’s Anatomy….not that they use the internet….

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo

2011

22

Feb

Brooklyn Decker’s Ugly Face Kisses Jennifer Aniston’s Menopausal Face of the Day

This has got to be news somewhere….Brooklyn Decker had hard nipples and was kissing Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of some Adam Sandler smut he shat out and called a movie cuz he’s Adam Sandler and he knows will make him millions and so do the execs behind him…cuz there comes a time in everyone’s career…when you gotta say “fuck trying to be original or authentic where’s the fucking money….”

I think Jennifer Aniston is a boring fucking story. Menopause, infertility, failed relationships that never left her knocked up or not. She sucks. I think Brooklyn Decker is a boring fucking face…but her husband bought her SI’s Swimsuit Edition stamp of approval…so I guess that makes her big tits matter…and at least her nipples were hard…Who cares…I know…

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Jennifer Aniston

2011

22

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Ugly Fans Imitate Her of the Day

See this is the problem with Gaga. She gives ugly people hope. When ugly people should be locked in their houses crying cuz they were invited to prom. It’s a total disconnect that goes against the grain of humanity. That works against everything we’ve evolved into. That I can only assume is a sign of the end of the fucking world.

Nothing good will come of this….seriously….she’s just a marketing tool to the freaks, bisexuals and losers of the class, cuz corporations realized that despite their lack of social skills, they have money to spend like popular kids, if anything, more money cuz they don’t spend it on the cool clothes and other things to fit in, cuz they just don’t fit in and have embraced that….it’s mainstream, fabricated bullshit…and it’s working cuz people are either idiots, or because they want to believe it is authentic and actually speaking to them…

Either way, this bitch needs better looking fans, even if this is what I expected to see. Yeah, yeah – we get it you’re fucking unoriginal losers. Someone lock them up or tease them until they commit suicide please.

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

22

Feb

Amanda Seyfried is All Hollywood Needs of the Day

I haven’t posted on Amanda Seyfried in an hour and I’m going into withdrawl…So here she is being boring again…cuz even when she’s boring she’s better than you but more importantly…I’m into it…

Seriously, they need to cast her in every fucking movie that comes out. She is the best thing to happen to Hollywood and they need to recognize…And to protest that- I am going to cast her in every single post I do going forward….think of this as a hunger strike for someone who likes eating too much to suffer and who no one would notice was on strike cuz I is irrelevant…

Just doin my part to make a difference in the world…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Vagina is a Panteater of the Day

I haven’t posted on Kelly Brook in a couple of hours …so I figure I need to get some fresh Kelly Brook pictures of her pants getting eaten by her pussy as her stomach is exposed…you know addressing the beauty of high waisted jeans on a bitch trying to find her thinnest midsection as to not have to admit she’s not a size 24 anymore….I think I’m caught up in a spell with this bitch thanks to those pics of her vagina winking at me…or maybe it was talking in code as stickin’ it’s tongue out and now I’m drawn to every step she takes and every move she makes….creepy…yet expected….

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2011

22

Feb

Joanna Krupa for Maxim Russia of the Day

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I think I only post Maxim photoshoots because I know Maxim hates me cuz I always make fun of them as they are on their last legs. I’m a kick em while their down kind of person, cuz I figure why the fuck not, especially when they continuously do photoshoots with irrelevant bitches, like they are calling on favors to anyone and everyone in hopes someone lets them take their picture, that’s just how irrelevant they are….and everytime I post their shit, their legal team email me

This is me mocking them…..hilarious how hard they are trying…Don’t they realize Joanna Krupa died after their 2002 Top 100 List. Fucking idiots are strugglin’ hard.

Here is Joanna Krupa and her fake tits pretending she’s not 40, pretending she’s Polish, all for Maxim Russia, where Maxim still matters….I hear Russians also love Levis 501 jeans and Nike Flights from 1993. A little behind schedule ya heard.

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2011

22

Feb

Amanda Seyfried Blowing my Mind in Interview Magazine of the Day


I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good…

It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2011

22

Feb

Kelly Brook Big Tits in her Underwear Promoting Shit of the Day

One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…

Posted in:Kelly Brook