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2011

01

Nov

Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton Hot and Slutty for Halloween of the Day

I wrote to Kate Upton and Chrissy Tiegan, not that they read what I wrote, but that’s the beauty of twitter…..either way I tweeeted to them that I would take their pictures that already live on twitter, save them to my computer, put them up to my site and write some useless drivel about their lives, cuz I don’t have a life of my own, and instead of being at the party with them, offering you my perspective of the shit, I just post their shit along with every other internet loser and say how hot it is….cuz it is hot….

Since I’m a man of his word…sometimes, when it is convenient, here are pics of some bikini models hanging out in costume, one a skeleton getting sucked, the other a toddler in tiara getting her ass sniffed, in a way that makes me wish I wasn’t in a committed relationship with my couch…and reminds us that we were at the wrong party last night…

But luckily re-using other people’s pictures everyone else posts is as good as being there and it is starting to depress me…..but then I look at these pictures and realize how good they are…and that I can’t actually compete, or be depressed when pussy like this exists…. so I’ll just go along with this hotness….along with everyone else….Now here are some good girls using twitter right…

Thanks Chrissy Tiegan and Kate Upton for reminding us life doesn’t suck for everyone…

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2011

01

Nov

Jessica Simpson Hilarious Pregnancy Pic of the Day

I know that Jessica Simpson has a team behind her on this pregnancy publicity stunt, cuz she isn’t clever enough to dress as a “Mummy” on Halloween, the day she decides to announce on her blog that she’s going to be a “Mommy”, even though we were all 90 percent sure she was, even though I liked that 10 percent grey area where it was just where her fatness decided to deposit itself, like the permanently pregnant looking girl who works at Walmart the last 5 years, and who has never given birth…we all know someone like that, and it is always way more joyous when witnessing some unsuspecting asshole congratulate them, far more joyous than the actual miracle of birth cuz it does more self-esteem damage and less vaginal damage, perfect combination for me to get laid….

Either way, now she’s got an excuse for eating for two….at least for a few months…who cares..

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2011

01

Nov

Kate Moss Bikini Pictures of the Day

I love seeing Kate Moss in pretty much any or all situations…there’s just something about her that I’m into…whether it is cuz she’s a top model with a thick pocketbook rocking out, even when pushing 40, or if it cuz she lives a rock and roll, unprotected sex with rockstars who needle share, smearing groupie juice, since rockstars don’t shower, all over her mouth and pussy, while doing drugs like she doesn’t give a fuck or like she’s invincible to AIDS….., or if it is cuz that she’s willing to get naked, cuz once you fuck enough people it feels like everyone has seen you naked, so why bother wearing clothes especially when you’re a model who gets paid to get naked, so most have actually seen you naked….or if it is cuz she’s hot….but Here are her bikini pics in Jamaica…while I ponder.

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2011

01

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Shorts Take the Dog on a Walk of the Day

Love the fact that I know Amanda Seyfried probably lets her dog lick her pussy. I am just saying that because I have a friend in NYC who has a hot young neighbor across the street who constantly lets her dog eat her out, every night, and apparently she’s a seemingly normal person….leading me to think many girls do it…they just don’t talk about it…see cuz dog tongue is far better built and trained to eat pussy and dogs…can’t ever tell on you…you sick fucks…

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2011

01

Nov

Top Women Facial Hair Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

Pretty simple, it is Movember, the month of growing a mustache to save a prostate because a prostate is the defining organ of your manhood, it is what controls your orgasm, and without it, you’re better off dead, so raising money for prostate cancer is key, cuz a percentage of us are going to need it, some sooner than others….

So I figured there’d be videos on Youtube of girls with mustaches guys have jerked off to, in keeping up my Youtube is a Fetish site..and here’s what I found…

Girl in Bikini with beard

A Woman with a Beard……

Girls with Mustache in Song….

Not Hot, But to a Mustache Lover, This Thickness is All He needs to envision pounding gently against his pelvis –

Girl Waxing her Mustache…

Guy Gives a Girl a Pube Mustache

NEVER TOOO YOUNG when it comes to Youtube Fetishes….

Ok…so girls with mustache porn or fetish videos aren’t that popular or hot…this post….a bust….a bust with a cause..

So, Girls send in pictures of mustaches drawn on your face…for me to try to jerk off to…I mean to help save prostate cancer…

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2011

01

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In keeping up with the Halloween spirit, I decided to drink all day and pass out at 11, never leaving my house, only to miss all the real slutty costumes, cuz the real slutty costumes are always saved for the day of and not the saturday before. I failed but that’s all part of sucking at life…

Trampolines: A Montage – VIDEO
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50 Sexiest Sports Hottie TwitPics
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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Sexy Halloween Costumes: Mina Stefan vs. the World
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New Anchor Fails Are Always Good for a Laugh – VIDEO
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Jeri Lee is Barely Covered
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Here Come the Bullshit Excuses For Kim Kardashian’s Divorce
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Live Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Amateur Big Tits – VIDEO
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A (Very Brief) Photo History of Kim Kardashian’s Failed Marriage
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Reporter Haunted House Fail
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2011

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funny thing about halloween is that there’s no point in paying attention to all the celeb trash in costume, there is no point in paying attention to strippers on pornstars, because every bitch in your backyard, basement, local coffee shop, or wherever the fuck you keep your women, are all dressed slutty…and that’s what is really worth celebrating…cuz real girls are better than all this celeb shit…or this stripper and pornstar shit….they are most of the time hotter just based on that fact alone….cuz you know they are just doing it for the sheer thrill of being a slut…and not cuz being a slut is their job.

So get ou there…and take it all in…cuz it isn’t gonna happen til next year….I mean unless you’re like me and find a slut in everyone….including not actual sluts, like Thanksgiving sluts and X-Mas sluts….

Enjoy….I’m eating me some candy now…

The Courtney Stodden Halloween Costume was Probably the Highlight of Halloween but I hate Posting on this lie, trash, garbage, so I’ll just let others do it of me
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CONFIRMED: Kim Kardashian is Getting a Divorce After 72 Days
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Live Web Cam Show Hotness
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Ridiculous Fat Kid Dance Off
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Ugly Betty in a Tight Dress
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How To Get Laid at Work…
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Zoe Saldana in Bed with Bradley Cooper
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20 Hottest Sports Halloween Costumes
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Scare Prank Backfires
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Hannah Macintosh is Seriously Sexy
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What Does the Candy Your Neighbors Hand Out on Halloween Say About Them?
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The 50 Hottest Redheads of All Time
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Sophie Turner Is A Sexy Pocahontas
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A Leak of Lohan’s Full Frontal Vadge Pic Has Surfanced and Here It Is
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Guess What Cameron Diaz Was For Halloween?
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Skinny Girl Pussy Play
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20 Hottest Sports Halloween Costumes
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Brooke Mueller’s See Through Niiple Crazy Face
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Kelloy Brooke Dressed as Bella Swan as Halloween
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Elisabettta Canalis Likes to Bang Her Dad or Something
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Kate Moss Bikini Bod
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Miley Cyrus’ Awesome Halloween Costume
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Cora Skinner Does Lingerie
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How About a Slut With a Little Maturity For a Change
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Laura Dore Gets Sexy for Halloween
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Trick or Treat Sluts
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Shy Girl Seduction – VIDEO
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Bobbi Starr Gets Tied Up Just in Time for a Kinky Halloween
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Gisele Bundchen Covers ‘Harper’s Bazaar Brazil’
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Lexi Bloom Takes It All Off
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Johnny Depp Gives Ricky Gervais a Piece of His Mind
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Bright Colored Dress Brings This Hottie to Life
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Nazanin Boniadi has a Tight Tight Body
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Gotta Love Cat Walk Fails
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Amandine the Stripping Witch
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Gisele and Some Great Bikini Hotness
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Double Puke on One Ride – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Leaving on a Jet Plane
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Kate Upton Dressed as Tobasco for Halloween
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Lucy Pinder’s Vampirific Super Cleavage Kicks Off Halloween
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Monkey Video of the Day
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Jennifer Garner’s Not Erotic Halloween Costume
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Jayde Nicole for Halloween
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Lindsay Lohan Has New Teeth – If you FOllowed My Twitter – You’d Know
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Crazy Chainsaw Prank
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Brooke Mueller Braless and Totally See Through Top – Nice Tits, Right Kids?
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Miley Cyrus, Braless Side Boob.
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7 Celebrity Parents Trick Or Treating with their Shitty Kids
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Kris Jenner Killed Nicole Simpson, Then Probably Banged OJ
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Big Bad Hot Chick Wolf
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Ridiculous Pinocchio Costume
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Alice in Wonderland
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2011

31

Oct

Brooke Mueller Halloween See Thru of the Day

Brooke Mueller is some coke whore who was married to Charlie Sheen, who had his kids, and who is on serious payroll from him, because of the whole “whore” part of coke whore, and it is only natural that she’d bring her shitty tits out to some kid Halloween party, cuz the medicated, ex sluts who are still technically whore mothers, are always the ones who forget to wear bras, all starving for attention and demanding it any chance they get….even in the most inappropriate of places….


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2011

31

Oct

Paz de la Huerta Does Halloween of the Day

I am a sick man…

I have no idea why I love this Paz de la Huerta chick…I just know everytime I post pictures of her, people write in calling me disgusting…

I know that she looks like a dirty hipster coke whore you’d find at the after party on an hour of sleep the last 72 hours, dancing something crazy in some outfit that’s just as crazy…

She looks like she may smell in some hipster party girl that has seen a lot of promoter dick, drug dealer dick, DJ dick, indy rock band dick….and forget to shower each time….

But I just can’t get enough of her…

Whether she’s Showing Bush on Boardwalk Empire or uncrossing her legs in boardwalk empire or Fucking in Boardwalk Empire …..or whether she’s NAKED IN SOME ART FAG MOVIE…. NAKED FOR SOME HIPSTER FASHION MAG ….in a IN A LINGERIE CAMPAIGN FOR AGENT PROVOCATUER ….or Naked and Unshowered for Terry Richardson

I dig it….Here she is for Halloween….

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2011

31

Oct

J Woww’s Halloween Costume on Twitter of the Day

See….I hate the Jersey Shore and their entire cast. I hate everything they represent and the fact the public bought into the shit…and I hate Snooki more than life itself…because listening to her and looking at her is equally disgusting…uninteresting and annoying….

But this J.Woww bitch, equally as shitty as Snookie, only she’s the kind of bitch I can handle looking at. You know fake tits prior to fame cuz she wanted to strip or be a Gogo dancer in a club, as cheesy as that is, is at least better than looking like a troll piece of shit…

So seeing her in her costume, is far better than seeing her friend in a costume, even if both represent the devil or at least the fall of fucking society….Enjoy.

Video….

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2011

31

Oct

Bridget Marquardt Goes as a Playboy Bunny Because She is One of the Day

Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny…..

But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing….

It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.

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2011

31

Oct

Danish Singer Medina Showing Tit of the Day

I have never heard of Medina….but the caption along with these pictures read that she’s some Danish Singer…that I’m only posting about because I love her costume…even if I don’t really love anything about her…there’s something that I appreciate about a see through shirt with no bra…it is like it is high fashion…and legit…where most other girls try to hide their tits….when celebrating them gets you far more attention….cuz really they are just tits, who fucking cares if the world sees them….but for some reason every girl you know does…she thinks her tits are sacred, or at least that her nipples are, cuz they rock cleavage in costume, but I’ve yet to see much nipple, proving that sluty costumes just aren’t slutty enough for me….so leave it to the euro trash to bring it…and that’s exactly what Medina’s doing…

Here she is in video…for her song GUTTER – Which is Some Serious Euro Trash….

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2011

31

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s “Fat or Pregnant?” Clever Costume of the Day

Everyday is Halloween for Jessica Simpson…I mean sure…She’s looking like a middle aged Texan soccer mom on her way to the grocery store to buy meat for her Hamburger Heler….and sure I like that she rolls, and I mean that in the rolling down the stairs to the fridge as fast as she can , as well as the competitive bread eating, as much as I mean hanging with a chubbier girl than her to make her look skinny. Oldest trick in the book….and sure I like that she’s out there trying to get knocked up to make the pregnancy rumors true, otherwise she’d have to admit the fat suit she’s been working on the last 5 years for the costume that is part of her, was a bad idea that got her no where…

So here’s Jessica Simpson dressed like she’s either pregnant, or fat, with a fatter chick to make her look skinny, except when it comes to competitive eating contests between them, that Jessica Simpson dominates. Who cares.

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2011

31

Oct

How About Some McCord Sisters in Costume of the Day

I know it’s not as good as a gang of McCord sisters on a flaming bus rolling down a ravine into a pond filled with sharks and maybe it’s not as good as a gang of McCord sister living out a real life horror movie…whether in a country cabin being tormented by crazed psycho killers…or even being possessed by demons or ghosts…that suck them into their household appliances eternally lost….and I know it’s not nearly as good as half naked, tap into their inner slut McCord sister porno sister fetish…but I figure they won’t be around for a long time, I figure they’re on their way back home, we just have to wait for that shitty show financing these twats to end….So Here are a gang of useless sisters…for no reason other than a hopeful goodbye…or maybe I’m doing it for the weird historian into renaissance erotica….who cares.

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2011

31

Oct

Kim Kardashian Thickness in a Tight Dress Does Halloween of the Day

You know how they say that the TV makes a bitch look like she’s gained 10 pounds….well apparently so do pictures…I mean unless all I’ve said about Kardashian is true and she is actually a fat, lazy, bottom feeding piece of shit….she even looks dumpy compared to her monser of a sister who you know isn’ wearing heels, yet Kimbo is…along with spanx, harnesses and everything else to make her look like she didn’t just have mouth sex with a trough full of fullsized hallween candy bars…if you know what I mean…

How about some video of her as Poison Ivy….since it is Halloween…I figure she’s dressed like Poison Ivy as a tribute to her vagina and the itchy rash it causes…but I could be wrong…It may just be fore virgin loser nerds to look in as fans….unfortunately…her tits look awesome…

Now How about some video

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