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2010

31

Mar

Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Hot

2010

31

Mar

Kate Bosworth is Boring But Hot of the Day

I know Kate Bosworth is boring as fuck, but like every boring as fuck girl, I can only assume it is safe to say that she’s not a boring fuck. It’s like she keeps shit played down and conservative, but the second you get her to trust you, she turns into a freak in bed, at least that’s what I like to think, because I think she’s kinda hot and like most hot girls, I like to visualize them bouncing on my pathetic excuse for a dick, not that you care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boring|Kate Bosworth

2010

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have nothing interesting to say, not that I ever do, but today I’m not gonna even bother trying to fake it.

Here are my stepLINKS. Click them if you like sexy internet time….

Kelly Brooke is in Lingerie and It’s Very Nice
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Kate Gosslelin in a Self Entitled Cunt and She is Going to Breakdown on Live Tv in 3…2…1
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15 of the Trashiest People to Ever Become Famous
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Meet Hottie Margarita Levieva
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Because Your Life is as Sad and Depressing as Mine Is
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Wonder Woman Gets Choked to Death By Darth Vader
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20 Photos of Couples That Will Make You Want to Puke
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The Ten Sexiest Uniforms in Sports
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Some Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Sarah Jackson is Lookin Hot
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Little Kid Bails and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Jury Duty Edition of the Day
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Random Photos, Just Because
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Brianna Amor’s Body is Just Fucking Insane
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Cindy Margolis Loves a Firm Banana
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Jesse Fingers Her Pussy
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Jessica Biel in Her Bra and Panties throwback
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Some Sexy Cosplay Bitches – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Bet Victoria Beckham is Going Commando Under There
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Howard Stern Says Jamie Foxx is Gay and I’m Leaning Towards Believing Him
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Mindy McCready Has a Sex Tape…And a Mug Shot
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Fast and Deep on the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Taylor Swift Posing for Elle Magazine – VIDEO
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Some Victoria’s Secret Sluts
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Because Being Single Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Live Vicariously
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Peaches Geldof Got Fired For Being a Junkie Whore Just Like Her Mom
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kristan Cavallari is Dressed Like a Street Walker
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Street Chick Brawl – VIDEO
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Bar Rafaeli in Lingerie
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Enjoy the View of Ida
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Penthouse Pet Jelena Jensen
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Twatter Wars: Lopez vs. Lohan
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Follow Me, Fuckers.
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Mar

Fergie Does the Tron Guy of the Day

Fergie is really pushing the boundaries of creative expression in her performances. She’s gone from dancing around half naked. To pretending she’s the fucking Tron Guy who was probably one of the original videos to go viral in the late 90s, but not because of his innovation, but because of his serious socially awkward nerd issues.

You know like the immigrant kid you used to convince to do stupid dances at the high school assembly in front of everyone because he trusted you and believed you when you said it was cool, while really you just wanted to get him up there so everyone would laugh at him with you….

The only hot thing about these pictures is her thinking hair part…shit makes a great bral runway to fantasize about cumming down, like shit’s a fucking waterslide…if you know what I mean….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fergie|Tron Guy

2010

30

Mar

Charlize Theron’s Sex Eyes Still Look Hot of the Day

I love Charlize Theron. Even when she plays white trash serial killer I can still get off to her, not that I’ve got off to anyone in the last few years, but the memories are pretty fucking fond. If I knew fucking my wife at her fattest would have given me post traumatic stress making me unable to fuck anymore, I probably would have played things out a little differently, but the good news is that this new found pent up sexual energy has made me one of the biggest perverts on the internet, the kind of guy who can look at pictures of a hot South African slut who’s probably pushing 40 posing on a red carpet and visualize a bitch on her bed masturbating thanks to her facial expressions, and that’s some serious fucking issues, probably comparable to some of you virgins who think you are dating celebrities cuz you found a picture of them winking at the camera and you’re desperation makes you delusional and think she’s winking at you….

I guess all this is to say, we’re all in the same boat and that boat is not anywhere near the pussy we’d like to Dora the Explorer.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Charlize Theron|Sex Faces

2010

30

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger’s Body is Better than her Face of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger has a horrible face. Bitch looks like some kind of monster coming to suicide bomb my babies. Maybe it’s the fake tan. Or the fact that I think she shouldn’t be allowed out of her house without a burka covering her up..but her body is solid and even when she does some seriously faggot shit promoting Dancing With the Stars, I got no choice but to look and almost enjoy that shit and that depresses me more than you know…it means my life has come to this and apparently so has yours…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Hot Body|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

30

Mar

Jaimie Hilfiger Does Some Rollerblading of the Day

Here’s Tommy Hilfiger’s neice who thinks she’s hotter than she is, but should realize that if her uncle, a billionaire in the fashion industry, can’t get her a modeling contract and she has to resort to having a ModelMayhem page to get work, or show off her sleazy trashy pictures she’s paid to have taken of her, she should probably consider another career….like working at a movie theater or something, because shit, at least there you’ll get to see all the movies you want for free, instead of doing low level modeling work you have no right doing for free….

I’m not sure what’s going in these rollerblading pictures, I’m also not sure why people bothered taking pictures of her, I can only assume these were staged and her family paid to release them, because that’s all it takes to lay groundwork of being a low-level celebrity, you know get the buzz out there so people know you exist before releasing the sex tape with some rapper.

She’s totally uninteresting, she’s not hot, but I have no problem making her as famous as I can, all she has to do is email me some pictures of her pussy. It’s just that easy….and I know it’ll happen when this delusional bitch who has been told too many fake positive things about herself realizes her friends and family were lying to her when they used to tell her how pretty she is to make up for the fact that she’s a fucking midget.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Model|Jaimie Hilfiger|Rollerblading

2010

30

Mar

Facebook Causes Syphilis of the Day

I heard about this story last week. Basically some people are blaming facebook for the rise of Syphilis is some UK towns where Facebook is most popular and Facebook is denying the claim, saying they are a place for friends and family to connect, which is the biggest load of shit I’ve heard in a while, when everyone I know has fucked at least one girl thanks to meeting on Facebook. Including me. Yes…I venture down that road if the opportunity is interesting enough….

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Seriously, I’ve heard of people getting married cuz of the shit and Facebook celebrates that, but when it comes to good old premiscuous, unprotected sex, the fuckers deny. It’s simple…hitting up “friends” of “friends” makes things less awkward, it’s like a buffer zone, the gives people a sense of trust, that usually ends up in penetration and it’s free…..

Either way, it’s an old story. Facebook are cocksuckers. They deleted my profile 3 times. They have even blocked sending porn sites to each other over chat. It’s really not our own profile or virtual space…they own it, they control it, and now they give you fucking Syphilis but the good news is that Syphilis or not, you’re still getting pussy and the fun thing about Syphilis that everyone forgets is that some of the great artists of History had Syphilis and shit makes you go crazy and justified sexually transmitted craziness is better than straight up craziness.

Posted in:Facebook

2010

30

Mar

Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Nipple of the Day

I am still not sure who Lisa Rinna is but I do know that she was all nipples the other night…not that that’s a good thing…because there comes an age in every woman’s life where staring at her hard nipples starts to make the average person feel awkward and Lisa Rinna is pushing that age…except the other day when I saw a 75 year old walking her dog in a turtleneck and saw nothing but really hard, awkwardly placed nipples and liked it….because like Rinna, she wasn’t wearing a bra the other night and I guess why would she…because Rinna was spent enough money on her tits over the years so that they don’t need a bra, so she might as well get her money’s worth….and the good news is that her tits in this dress give her the little attention she’s addicted to and distracts us from her thick jacked-up lipped face…..

If you google her, you’ll see her Playboy pictures and these relatively new old lady tits in all their glory…but I can’t post the shit cuz Playboy are mean and like to sue.

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Braless|Hard Nipple|Lisa Rinna

2010

30

Mar

Mischa Barton is a Bloated Pig of the Day

I watched the OC back when every college girl watched the OC and I needed to know what was going on to fit in at every college party I would go to because they had the cheapeat drinks and the best, drunkest, slutty girls….the most common drunken conversation was whether Mischa Barton or Rachel Bilson were hotter, I know, I can’t believe I would have such pathetic virginal conversations, but they did land me some serious playtime with young pussy and it was worth it. Either way, girls would always say how Mischa Barton was the hot one and I just didn’t get it cuz she always looked like she does in these pictures to me. I always new she was a bloated sloppy pig of a woman just waiting until the show was off the air to let herself go and I was right….

I don’t know what’s going on with this girl, but I know it’s nothing good, but maybe gutter pig women on the verge of death are your thing, because they are usually too unstable and weak to say no to anal, but what the fuck do I know.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bloated|Dying|Mischa Barton

2010

30

Mar

Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Ass in Spandex of the Day

I never found Ellen Pompeo hot, but in my defense, I’ve never found most of the girls I’ve actually had sex with hot, but I still had sex with them, and I’m just posting pictures of this hag, and not even buying her drinks with a guilty conscious knowing that after I cum, I’ll have to tell her a fake name and give her a fake number so that she doesn’t call me back, not because I’m all that impressive in any way, but that they are just that fucking desperate and ugly….

The nice thing about checking out girls is that that don’t have to look good or be hot, they just have to be wearing tight enough clothes and be willing to show the world their milk filled tits or spandex wearing ass, as she spends her days trying to get her body back to where it was before getting knocked up, as her career depends on it….and I like to think she’s doing an okay job…but like the mom’s I check out on the street leaving Yoga class in tight bike shorts, I have no idea what her body looked like before she got pregnant, I just know her pussy was a hell of a lot less stretched out and damaged, since she wasn’t worth lookin’ at then, and maybe she’s not even worth lookin at now, but I’m posting the pics anyway.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Ellen Pompeo|Leggings

2010

30

Mar

Mila Kunis Shows Off Her Tits Culkin of the Day

I don’t know where these Mila Kunis pictures are from, but I do know that I have a thing for Mila Kunis. She is the reason I made it through a Russell Brand movie. She is the reason I used to get hard watching Family Guy. She is the reason I watched That 70s Show and almost liked it. There’s just something mystical about Mila Kunis and that thing is not the fact that she is engaged to Michael Jackson’s emotionally distraught, confused, drugged up ex-child star….

Macaulay Culkin managing to convince her into his bedroom despite his probably AIDS dick, is the one thing that is wrong with her, I mean sure, their relationship means she’s loyal and not too picky, doesn’t mind people who don’t shower and that she has no issue running after her childhood dreams and that she gets what she sets her mind to, even if that thing isn’t reaching for the stars, but I just hope she just feel obligated to be there for Macaulay Culkin since no one else is, in some friendship and maternal way, since he’s gay.

The whole thing is unfortunate, but her showing off her tits for some male attention that she’s not getting at home is really one of the best things in Hollywood according to me, which isn’t saying much, but it’s saying something.

Posted in:cleavage|Mila Kunis|Tits

2010

30

Mar

Hobie from Baywatch has Coke Face of the Day

I know you don’t give a fuck about Jeremy Jackson, the kid who played Hobie on Baywatch, even though Baywatch was something you grew up jerking off to, but I thought these pictures were funny.

I don’t know if he’e ever worked since Baywatch, but he still live in LA and here he is making faces that lead me to believe dude is jacked on some kind of drug…..

I’ve been in drunk near these jacked-up jock lookin dudes, who look like they go to the gym before going out, so that they muscles are as swollen as they can get, in order to impress the girls in their tight shirts…and every once in a while one of them decides to dabble in cocaine , usually cut with speed, and it ends up lookin’ like this, all aggressive and in your face, cuz jocks on drugs just aren’t as wholesome as people who aren’t on steroids…until they embrace their homosexuality…then jocks on drugs become the topless guy with glow sticks and a boner brushing up against dudes…but it takes a few nights out to get to that level of acceptance of their own sexual needs….

So here’s Hobie Raging on Something….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cocaine|Jeremy Jackson

2010

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I do know that whatever it is, it’s fucking disgusting…the only good that about it is that it reminds me that there are some tits, on some pussy, that I just can’t fucking stomach…while sober….but at least she’s got a real great fucking tattoo….that reminds me she probably doesn’t have the best oral hygiene and her scraggly teeth, are a tender reminder that she’s packing a BlueWaffle one of my worst Internet discoveries today…you can thank Trey Boogie the whitest black guy on the internet for ruining our lives with that….

I am sick. I am tired. I need alcohol. Here are my stepLINKS….

Hottest Student Bodies of 2010
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Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison Are Wearing Bathing Suits
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Guess Who’s Got His Finger Up Jennifer Aniston’s Ass?
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Hottest Student Bodies 2010: The 50 Best Colleges Ranked By Looks
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Find Sluts Here
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Hottest Mom Ever
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Dunk FAIL – VIDEO
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The Ten Hottest Athletes You NEED to Follow on Twitter
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Holy Fuck Lohan is Looking Rough
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Sing to the Face – VIDEO
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Alessandro Ambrosio Upskirt Pics
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When The Mayor Of New York Met The Morons Of New Jersey
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Lezzies in the Shower Anyone?
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Charlize Theron, God Damn!
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Lady Gaga, The Jewish Way – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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No Granny, NO! – VIDEO
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Mileena is Looking Good in XXL
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Frankie Sanford Has See Through Panties
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Paige and Tiffany Get Down With Some Pussy Licking – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm olivia Wilde
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Demi Moore Needs Some Fucking Hobbies
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Vickie Blows is Topless In Her Underpants
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Ricky Martin: I’m Gay. Us: No Shit
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Eka Simone Has Got Curves All Over the Place
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And Now, The Best Story About Paris Hilton EVER
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Newcomer to the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Some Jailbail From the Kids Choice Awards
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Because It’s the Closest Thing You’ll Get to a Girlfriend Today
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20 Flashes from 2010 Mardi Gras
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Marianne is Easy on the Eyes
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7 People You’ll Find at the DMV
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Reality Show Snap – VIDEO
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The Galactic Empire State of Mind – VIDEO
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Drew Barrymore is As Hot As Ever
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Violet Rocks Out
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Interviews with Pole Dancers
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World’s Biggest Man Boobs
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The 140 Greatest Hand Bra Pictures of a Low Level Model named Jessica Burciagoa
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This Girl is Supposed to Have the Best Ass in the World
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Video of Karla Spice and Her Insane Body
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Follow Me You Useless Fuck
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

UPDATE -> I fucked up the links and now they are back…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Mar

Tila Tequila Grocery Shopping in her Thong of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate Tila Tequila with a passion and I know she’s bottom feeding as hard as she can because MTV made her a star for a couple years and now, she’s done, like expired milk, no one wants anything to do with her, not even the homeless people and morons, cuz they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems….but I run a site based on bitches being bottom feeding trash, so that she’s come to this is partially worth celebrating…

I saw her on Twitter last night announce she has anal sex, like people are supposed to get excited knowing that shit. I saw her do some stripshow 10,000 people watched. I saw her latch to the death of someone she barely knew, pretending they were engaged, and the whole thing was desperate, annoying, partially insane, and I really hoped it ended up in suicide, but instead it ended in this….

Her calling the paparazzi to watch her grocery shop in a thong. She’s holding on as hard as she can, but I’m glad her fake celebrity that never deserved to be a celebrity, and was just fake myspace friends, that MTV confused for relevance, finally comes crashing down….

She’s pulled every stunt she’s see in the tabloids, from sizing up melons, to reading STAR, to bending over cuz she “accidentally” dropped something, to wearing a see through dress. This is almost amazing….not for her but for everyone else…What it comes down to is that this cunt is almost scary, totally unstable, very pathetic and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bottom Feeding|Grocery Shopping|Thong|Tila Tequila