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2008

20

Feb

Britney Spears in Another Pantyless Upskirt

I am not really impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane not wearing underwear. I am impressed when I see someone who is borderline certifiably insane dancing while drunk and talking to themselves while taking a shit in their crazy man pants on public transportation because some of those multi-tasking fucker’s are pretty talented, but don’t smell so hot…..

The source of Britney’s crazy is that she is addicted to being wanted because for so many years everyone from your dad to your little cousin wanted to get up in that and all of a sudden that disappeared and it wasn’t like the time your girlfriend left you for the asshole she worked with who had a bigger dick than you, this is like every single girl in the world turning on you thinkin’ you’re disgusting…probably something you’re pretty familiar with…..

Either way, if she was taking a shit or shoving a can of soup she stole from the dollar store in her while crying, or if she was trying to steal someone’s baby to shove back in her womb to make her feel like a mom again this post would be more interesting, instead it’s just some girl who could be crazy but is probably just an attention seeking whore showing a little skin or skin colored panties and that’s not the kind of skin I want to see, I want flaps motherfucker, despite how gross her vagina could be, you know all discolored and post pregnancy with her bad hygiene that is discharge heavy, but she does keep it pretty well shaved and I don’t think she’s fucked half as many dudes as you have. Give me more Britney.

I wrote this post yesterday about Britney Spears’ upskirt but for some reason it never uploaded properly and I didn’t realize until now. So Here it is:

And Yesterdays……that i posted yesterday but that disappeared…


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Britney Spears in a Panty Upskirt
Britney No Bra Spears Britney Spears in a See Through Halter Top
Britney Spears Isn’t Crazy She’s Just Embarrassed of Her Poor Dad
Britney Spears is Wearing a Bra
Britney Spears Nipples in a See Through Shirt

Posted in:Britney Spears|Upskirt|Vagina

2008

20

Feb

Rachel Hunter is Old and Fat of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

Here are some pictures of a Menopausal Rachel Hunter buying herself some household products, because let’s face it, when the vagina’s dried up, the only thing left to do is clean, bake and put your knitting skills to test. There was a time that Rachel Hunter was a bikini model and now that time is long gone, but there is so much to look forward to, like grand children, church groups and the Bridge club.

I was on the bus the other day across from some haggard woman who was probably in her 50s but had a face that looked like she had been dead for years. Her bleach blonde hair, make-up, fake nails and tight fuckin’ pants didn’t trick me into thinking she was younger and desirable, although she probably hoped it would. She was carrying her value pack of toilet paper that she probably bought on sale, because her retirement funds she saved from her stripping career had finally dried up after living off it for the last 2 decades since she’s too old for the pole and she just spent the last of it on a bottle of vodka.

Either way, all that toilet paper she was carrying kept making me think of all the things she would be using it for, like a drippy asshole she lost control of because of all the times she’s been fucked up the ass had finally caught up to her or maybe to wipe the puss from the pussy from genital herpes that she’s had since the 80s but can’t seem to kick because shit’s for life and all of a sudden I realized I wanted to fuck her..


Related Posts:

Rachel Hunter Covered Up on the Beach With Some Boy Toy
Rachel Hunter Putting on Shoes you Foot Fetishist
Rachel Hunter Bikini Pictures
Rachel Hunter’s Mom Cleavage
Rachel Hunter Upskirt Moment

Posted in:Fat|Rachel Hunter

2008

20

Feb

Tara Reid is an Academy Award of the Day

Here are some pictures of Tara Reid dressed like a Golden Academy Award because we’re all allowed to have dreams and if you can’t win one, you might as well be one. She’s at some She’s all socially conscious at some Live Earth event and I’m not talking about knowing where the next big party is or what time she’s meeting her friends for more drinks at the exclusive after-party like the socially conscious party sluts I know, I mean doing good for the environment by promoting the Smart Car for some Live Earth event that she is probably getting paid to do because the only Live Earth Tara Reid knows is a shot she once had at a college Frat party in Mexico during Spring Break that lead to her getting gang banged….

I am a fan of the fake tan, but I am also the kind of guy who only interacts with strippers and considers spending an afternoon in the waiting room of a Tanning Salon a good time because I get to see the cheesy bitches outside of their club elements. I am also a fan of Lionel Richie and all thing trying to emulate him.

To be fair, Tara Reid spends most of her time in the dark, where trying to figure out how much is too much especially when all the girls around you are more orange than you are because having a glowing face igets you noticed, not to mention she was probably wasted when she did her make up, and I know that whenever I am wasted and end up putting on my wife’s make-up to cater to her lesbian fantasies, I always end up lookin like a 300 pound tranny who just got punched in the face by a group of preschool finger painters….


Related Posts:

Tara Reid Upskirt Moment
Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess
Some Tara Reid See Through Nipple
Tara Reid is a Washed Up Drunken Party Girl

Posted in:Bronzer|Fake Tan|Skinny|Tara Reid

2008

20

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Tight Dress of the Day

I just woke up and don’t feel like writing this site. What I do feel like doing is saving the world so I decided to report some suspect website that had naked under 18 year olds on it. I contacted my local authorities and gave me an email address to report what I found. This is what I wrote:

I just came across this family nudism website.

I know there is no harm in nudism and all that – but I fear they are attracting the wrong kind of audience – who look at this kind of thing sexually.

I bet a lot of predators are signed up to that site!!!

ps – there’s a really hot girl who is barely 18 on there.. What I wouldn’t do to be 16 again and get that drunk for her first time and show her a good time when my parents are out of town ! Let me know if you can find any information on her, I’d love to make her famous and she’s already willing to get naked so we’re halfway there. Thanks!!

Now, I will probably go to jail for trying to be funny about under 18 year olds naked. But before I do, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian in some GoGo dancer lookin’ dress hugging her big ass like you wish you could do. In case you were wondering, Kim Kardashian is not under 18, it takes many years of eating to make an ass like that. Cuddles.

Related Posts:

Kourtney Kardashian’s Bikini in Miami
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass
Kim Kardashian Wearing a Bra for Her Big Boobs
KIm Kardashian’s Got Some Crazy TIts

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress|Tits

2008

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I got an email threatening me to take down the Lohan Nude pictures…I will take them down because I can’t afford to get sued but before I did, I wanted to mess with the girl a bit. This is the email she sent me:

Your posting of New York magazine’s Lindsay Lohan photos violates US Copyright law.

You may post one photo with a prominent link back to nymag.com

If this is not corrected by 7pm, Eastern Time, you will hear from our lawyer. Thank you.

Serena Torrey
Director of Communications, Strategy and Business Development
New York Media

This is the email I sent her:

Serena,

OMG!! Didn’t I go to high school with you? How have you been holding up? What’s new with you. It’s been too fucking long. We should go out and grab some lunch and catch up….

I actually went to the Stand Up for Obama event you hosted back in december, I was hoping to run into you but had no luck!! I was pretty disappointed!

Seriously, get back to me when you get a chance, I am so fucking happy you reached out…This has to be fate, there’s really no other explanation for us being brought together. I always thought you were my soul mate but I didn’t expect it to happen like that.

Serena, I’ve had this poem I had written you way back in our high school year’s that I’ve been keeping around for all these years, in the event that I got back in touch with you. It’s actually been a poem that’s helped keep me going in the years I thought about killing myself. In a lot of ways you saved my life, at least the hope of being brought together did.

I hope you don’t find this too creepy. I know it’s a little unexpected but I guess that’s just the way life works; full of AMAZING surprises!!!

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And these are my links:

Some Lohan Cleavage to Go With Her Nudes
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Here are Some Hot Sluts Posing in Some Barely There Swimsuits for You
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Some Bitch With The Hottest – Tightest Ass Ever – in a Thong
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Some Party Girl Wearing Her Little Sisters Tank Top Lookin’ GOod
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Here are Some Hot UFC Sluts
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Some Carmen Electra Video With a Bunch of Her Hot Pics
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Nicole Richie Spotted Partying Post Partem while the Baby Was Left at Home Again
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Gemma Atkinson’s Crotch Shot
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Bar Rafaeli Sports Illustrate Photoshoot Video Good Times
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Hot for Some Magazine and Not For You
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Katherine McPhee is Bent the Fuck Over Shower Her Gray Ass
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Lohan’s Mom Approves the Slutty Pics
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Paris Hilton is Banned from the Oscars
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Her Name is Sara Verone and This is Her Nipple Slip
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This Chick is NOT Naked – She’s Wearing a Tie
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Eva Longoria is Wearing Tightie Whities and You’d Like To Fuck Her Because You Like Little Boys…
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Eva Longoria in Her T-Shirt and Bikini Bottoms
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Jessica Simspon’s Tits Hates Me….
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Stacey Keibler in a School Girl’s Outfit Showing Off Leg and a Bonus Exclusive Upskirt
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Mexican Midget Dance Video
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Fuckin’ a Horse is Dangerous and Disgusting….
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Jessica Alba Posing in Some Horror Movie Pictures that Suck
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Some Girl Beats Up a Bum
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Some Obscure Condom Fashion Show
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Some Myspace Chick and Her Slutty Pics
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Anne Hathaway Shows Off Her Boring Legs
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Some Asian Chick Taking a Shower For You
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A Woman’s Tattoo of a Masturbating Woman
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This Sunsilk Commercial Chick is Pretty Much Half Naked
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Avril Lavigne is Hiding Her Baby
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Megan Fox Shows Off Her Body for Some Italian Magazine Called Jack
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Some Chick at a Party Gets Groped and Decides She Likes It Video
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The Dallas Cowboys Rockin’ Out at a Hockey Game
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The Washington Wizard Cheerleaders Are Posing Slutty and Having a Good TIme
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Download this Remix Done By My Old Friend Rick Toxic
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Her Name is Brianna Frost and She’s Rockin’ The Shower Pretty Fucking Well….
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Zoo York Makes a Jenna Jameson Deck
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Rumer Willis Gets Kicked Out of Club cuz Bitch isn’t 21
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Girl Showing Off Her Booty
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FROM THE FORUM:

Stone Temple Pilots Discography
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Big Pun – Capital Punishment
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LL Cool J – Walking With a Panther
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50 Cent – Guess Who’s Back
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Freezepop – Future Future Future Perfect
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Hard-Fi — Once Upon a Time in the West
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Air – Pocket Symphony
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find GIrls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

Feb

Gene Simmons Sex Tape of the Day

Gene Simmons Sex Tape Scandal
Gene Simmons Sex Tape Scandal
Gene Simmons Sex Tape Scandal

Gene Simmons is known for having slept with a ton of women and he’s always part of the trashiest events, so I am not surprised that he found himself a hot groupie slut to fuck. I am surprised that he let this leak onto the internet because he already has a boatload of money and this shit isn’t going to make any one think he’s any cooler. Not to mention most people would rather watch the news than a porn starring Simmons, but that’s just because we like to stay on top of world events, we’re cultured like that.

If anything it’s just going to ruin his relationship, but then again, he’s dating some Playboy porn slut so she probably knows all about what his dirty little secrets, they just kept that shit off the show because America wouldn’t approve of what he does when he’s on the road….or in this case in the bed, even though dude’s not even married making this not even adultery because the iron fist and shackles that is the rules of marriage don’t really apply for him and just a good old time with some young hot willing pussy, who is obviously trying to make a name for herself in one of the weirdest ways possible, but then again sluts don’t always think strategy through, they just see famous cock and figure fucking it makes them more important than their useless slut friends, but this one was smart enough to capture it on film with what’s got to be a hidden camera .

Either way, seeing Gene Simmons fuck is about as appealing as watching your mom and dad fuck, which is pretty fucking appealing, but that’s just because I am into amateur porn now, not that plastic mainstream over produced shit is played the fuck out, and your mom really knows how to take it up the ass….

Point of all this is to say that there is no guarantee this is him, but it looks like him, so I am going with real and a publicity stunt for god knows what because I didn’t see any penetration and this could just be simulated sex. Someone told me he is pushing an energy drink and this girl is the spokesperson for it and someone else told me he’s got a new show coming out….it just seems like good timing..

If You Want the Uncensored Clips and Some Huge Fucking Tits From the Video…..
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Check Out Gene’s Secret Site and Decide if this is Legit for Yourself because I am No Expert…at anything….
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Posted in:Gene Simmons|Sex Tape

2008

19

Feb

The Sacramento Kings Dancers are Pretty Slutty of the Day

These pictures have been going around for the last couple of days and I decided to post them. They are pretty tame and remind me of pretty much any bitch who thinks she’s hot on myspace, but are of the Sacramento Kings’ dancers acting like boring and typical party sluts. It is not all that surprising that a group of cheesy bitches who want to be cheerleaders for professional team in the first place would show off their bodies or thongs like the tacky bitches they are because showing off their asses when that’s pretty much what they do for a living.

Now if these girls were anything like the party sluts I know, they’d be doing a choo-choo train on their knees with each other’s faces buried in the ass of the girl in front of them, but then again, the party sluts I know are prostitutes….and charge for that.

Posted in:Dancers|Sacramento Kings|Sluts

2008

19

Feb

Zoo Girls are Nude and Rude of the Day

Zoo Weekly consistently brings the goods when it comes to slutty Glamour models undressed or dressed half naked. They pretty destroy the American competition because they actually show some fuckin’ tit.

I guess you’re not really the home of the free, when your corporations are so fucking conservative that they won’t sponsor anything with a tit on it, even though those executives pay strippers ten dollars a dance to touch their tits pretty much every time they go away on business.

That’s not even going into the creepy shit those powerful executives do with their wives and their mistresses behind closed doors while always maintaining a clean cut image to make the psycho Christians and uptight WASPS buy their shit, because having an ad next to a picture of a tit or showing a little more tit on network TV would be so fucking bad, considering we all fuck and like fucking.

What I don’t understand is why CSI is on every night, showing people murdered and how they were murdered, with all kinds of dead bodies and blood and shit, but the second someone shows a little ass the FCC is on their ass with a million dollar fine.

It is really fucking crazy, but the good thing is that the UK give dudes what they want without labeling it porn, because let’s face it, we all like tits, except for the gay dudes, but they have Men’s Health to get them through their lonely nights that are a lot less lonely than your lonely nights, because gays like to fuck as much as you like to fuck, so they always find cock all while you’re out trying to convince a girl to get with you on Facebook…..maybe you should re-evaluate your lifestyle.

If you decided you still like tits then check out the 30 Pictures of Zoo Girls Nude and Rude
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Posted in:Nude|Zoo Weekly

2008

19

Feb

Girls Aloud Bikini Pictures of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

So it turns out that the Girls Aloud sluts from the UK have a new album out, not that I’ve ever heard their other album, but I think it’s safe to say that it wasn’t award winning and either will this. They are just a group of party sluts with a Spice Girl dream and it worked out for them because here they are celebrating their accomplishments in their bikinis, instead of working at the topless diner like they should be….at least Cheryl Tweedy Cole should be while the ugly one stays in the back and does the dishes….no one wants to look at that shit.

Posted in:Bikini|Cheryl Tweedy Cole|Girls Aloud

2008

19

Feb

Kathleen Turner Hasn’t Had Sex in 2 Years of the Day

So Kathleen Turner is crazier than Britney and drunker than I am. Bitch is on Larry King talking about how she hasn’t had sex in 2 years pretty much because no one has turned her on in the last 2 years since her husband left her. I wonder if she’s looked in the mirror long enough to realize that she probably hasn’t turned anyone on in the last 2 years and that’s why they haven’t turned her on…they were too busy trying to get out of the conversation and run away, that is because she hasn’t met me because I have no standards and would totally fuck her like I was romancing the stones and by stones I mean old drunk fat lady who has more money than my wife and who wouldn’t judge my drinking…..

Posted in:Kathleen Turner|Sex

2008

19

Feb

Lohan Does the WWE of the Day

It turns out that a 40 year old Lohan has very little to do now that her career is pretty much non existent so bitch is hitting up one of the classier nights of the week at WWE’s Monday Night Raw. In my life, I’ve never understood much about wrestling or the hype about wrestling other than that every Italian or Greek dude I’ve ever met has had a thing for it and that it is the closest thing to gay porn on TV, because half naked dudes, greased up and pretending to fight by rolling all over each other’s half naked body is what the gays call foreplay.

Maybe I’m just traumatized by wrestling, because I remember when growing up, I knew a kid who always wanted to wrestle and not knowing any better, I went for it. After pinning the motherfucker down, I felt his boner against my leg and realized he was a little too into wrestling for me. Later in life I remember wrestling girl expecting it to lead to fooling around but it turned out that it wasn’t foreplay, it was just rape.

Either way, despite the mask, this dude’s not me, in case you were wondering, because if it was me my had would be up Lohan’s shirt dress and I’d be trying to suck on her haggard face, not to mention I would be wearing my favorite soiled sweatpants and not a shirt that’s got more life than my vomit after a night of drinking…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Mexican Mask|Wresting|WWE

2008

19

Feb

Carey Hart Celebrates Divorce with Pink of the Day

The big news of the day that no one cares about is that Pink and Carey Hart are officially getting a divorce. Based on this picture that was sent to me, Carey Hart is pretty hurt by it. I guess it is because Carey has decided to denounce his homosexuality, because as far as I’m concerned Pink’s no lesbian, she’s a man.
Either way, this is what her publicist had to say:

“Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another, while the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

I guess annoucing that Carey was just going through a weird experimental phase and has decided to go back to real vagina instead of the man-pussy he married wouldn’t be good for her career, since some people still think she’s a hot piece of ass and those people are the same kind of people who ask their wives and girlfriends to find their p-spot.

I guess you can’t be too bitter when your man realizes you’re a man and they aren’t down with that after years of deception or whatever the fuck else Pink did to trick dude on their first date to fuck her.

This is a lot like the time I was outside my building and my neighbor came home with a Tranny. I pulled him aside and told him that bitch was a man and he told me I was crazy. The next day, I got a knock on my door and he said “bitch was a man, you were right” and I asked what he did, thinking he beat her up and kicked her out for trickin’ her and he told me he fucked her. because he was in too deep and that they were going out again that night, because since he already did it once, he’s already got over the stigma of having sex with a tranny. If you know what I mean, which you do, because you felt the same way the first time you masturbated after years of convincing yourself it was the Devil’s Sport, until doing it and never stopping…seriously, it’s making me uncomfortable….

Posted in:Carey Hart|Divorce|Pink

2008

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m BACK!!! That was a pretty great week. Not having the site up was like a much needed vacation. It turns out that I have nothing better to do than this site, so I sat on the couch with my computer frying my balls with the radiation even though I couldn’t really update it. That’s the life I am living…..

I did find this girl though:

any male want to ever call me here is my number i am always horny and wanna talk 1-514-894-1815 and e-mail is cossettedanger@hot-mail.com oh and forgot to say name is cossette. I am from quebec canada. so please people dont be shy. i am always free.

Call her and tell me if it is legit because I am shy and think it’s a scam.

Here are my links, there’s a lot of them, all are good. Think of it as when you haven’t had sex or masturbated in a long time and have a build up….you probably don’t know what that feels like – but this is similar…

The Big Brother House Cast Has a Weird Porn Past – Here Are the Pics
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Vide Guerra Showing Off Her Tit Muscles on the Beach Video
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Guess Who The Asian Tits Belong To
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Spring Breakapalooza Video
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Blonde Girls Like To Party With Their Big Old Tits
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Here are the 50 Most Memorable Bedroom Pin-Ups Ever
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More on the Big Brother 9 Blow Jobs
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Eva Longoria Sucking a Popsicle Like it was Your Cock
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Nicole Scherzinger is Posing in a Bikini for a Magazine
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Courtney Cox Trying to Pose Sexy
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Some Jordan in a See Through Shirt With Her New Tits
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Some Lohan In More Clothes Than Her Nude Pics
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Danielle Lloyd Promoting Her Work Out DVD in Spandex Shorts
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Lindsay Lohan is On The Same Drugs Heath Ledger Was On…..
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Cate Blanchett Shows Off Her Pregnancy Belly Button
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Peta Hates Aretha Franklin Even Though She’s a Cow
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Some Dude and His Penis Nose
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Some Chick Named Eva Angelina Posing Dirty
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Some Messed Up Fireman Got Busted Wearing a Bikini in the Park
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Slow Motion Water Balloon Exploding on Tits
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When Bad Tattoos Happen to Porn Stars
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Here are All the New Dancing With the Stars Contestants
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Natalie and Scarlett With Tits Almost Making Out
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Hayden Panettiere’s Boyfriend Hates Her Too
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Some Asian Cam Girl Teasing
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Crazy Baltimore Cop is At it Again
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Paris Hilton Wants More Travis Barker Cock
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Maria Menounos In Pink
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Some Girl Says No When Some Dude Proposes to Her at a Basketball Game
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Stacey Keibler Flashing Her Slut Ass in a Green Bikini before She Was Famous
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Illiterate Amateur Porn Star
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Second Creepy Craigslist Listing
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Some Topless Girl’s Underwater Pics Weirdness
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Allison Angel Does Her Laundry then Masturbates
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Here’s a video of an Invincible Russsian Dude Jumping Off a Building
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Madonna and Her Black Baby Out
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Some Webcam Girl Teasing
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Some Creepy Dude and His Elmo Doll
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Breast Flash Causes a Car Accident
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Here is a Huge Gallery of UK Model Jakki Degg
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Throwback Pictures of and Old Pam Anderson in Her Baywatch Bathing Suit
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Some Kind Emotionally Unstable Kid
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Her Name is Silvia Horvathova and She’s Posing Naked in Fur and It’s Worth Watching
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Here are a Whole Lot of Hot Chicks in Video
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This Girl Thinks She’s Hip Hop and She’s Fucking Annoying
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Her Name is Kathy Lee and She’s Posing Dirty
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Some Amateur Teen and Her Webcam Ass
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Her Name is Saskia Howard Clarke and Here She is Posing in Lingerie
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Ron Jeremy in Some Vintage Role as a Rapist….
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Some Mom on Drugs Raving
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Some Big Tits on Webcam
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Some Dude’s Team Convince Him He Was Traded to an Asian Team
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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT VIDEO

Here’s Jeisa In Her Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Here’s Marisa Miller In Her Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Here’s Daniela Sarahyba in Her Bikini Photoshoot Video
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PRESIDENT’S DAY SPECIAL :

Funny Jewish / Black Racist Porn Part 1
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Funny Jewish / Black Racist Porn Part 2
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Funny Jewish / Black Racist Porn Part 3
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Camera Phone TIts
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Some Naked Posing and Lesbianism
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Some Erotic Photographer Nudity because When it is Black and White it is Art
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A Girl and Her Tits
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Some Thong Asses
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A Dude’s Porn Collection
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A Girl and Her Big Fake TIts SHowing OFf
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Mexican Lookin’ Tits
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Some Teenage Lookin’ Motherfucker’s Album With Some Young Vagina He’s Collected..
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FROM THE FORUM

Unreleased Sheryl Crow Album
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Modest Mouse – Ocean Breathes Salty
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Prodigy – Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned
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Poe – Haunted
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The Streets Thread
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Lifehouse – Who We Are
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The Decemberists Thread
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Dick Dale – King of the Surf Guitar
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Lloyd Banks – Hunger for More
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Jay-Z — Dynasty Roc La Familia
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50 Cent – Get Rich or Die Tryin’
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Hard-Fi — Stars of CCTV
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Mojo Magazine OK_Computer
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Arcade Fire – No Cars Go EP
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Daniel Johnston – Fear Yourself
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Gang Starr – The Ownerz
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Arcade Fire – Intervention EP
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The Very Best of Motorhead
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A Wilco Book CD
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Air – 10,000 Hertz Legend
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Air – Live at the BBC
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CSS – Cansei De Ser Sexy
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Nirvana – Live in Milan
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Jedi Mind Tricks Presents Outerspace
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ODB – A Son Unique
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Justin Timberlake – Justified
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Colder – Again
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Arcade Fire – Funeral
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M83 – Before the Dawn Heals Us
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Gus Gus – Hold You
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The Cardigans – The First band on the Moon
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find GIrls to FUck – Because Girls are Fun
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

18

Feb

Laetitia Casta in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s ex-Victoria Secret model named Laetitia Casta in a bikini. She obviously hasn’t had much work in the last 5 years based on her shitty lookin ass and it turns out that her career peaked back then when everyone told her she was the hottest bitch in the world and she got cocky and decided that she didn’t have to work for it anymore and let herself go.

I’ve always thought she had a stupid lookin’ mouth and bad teeth because I remember a time when I couldn’t visit a celebrity porn site without seeing a gallery of her topless and now she’s a nothing and nowhere to be found.

I have nothing else to say right now, I am going to get a drink. Happy President’s Day you Americans, I assume you’re all too busy getting dressed up as or jerking off to pictures of George Bush and all the other past presidents to waste your time reading this site. Cuddles.

Posted in:Bikini|Laetitia Casta

2008

18

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Big Tits and Ass on Valentine’s Day of the Day

My wife just came out of the room wearing some kind of silk sheet as a dress and told me that she’s decided to become a plus sized model at 40 years old. I told her that plus sized models are just a lazy disgusting version of regular sized models and they only get work because America is fat as fuck and offended by regular sized models, calling them too skinny and boney and all that other hurtful shit that is a hell of a lot better than being plus sized. It still gives fat girls the opportunity to get work pretending to be normal and attractive and not lazy slob freaks of nature they are….and that said my wife’s got no chance because she can barely get out of bet let alone fit into a pair of plus sized pants for people to take pictures of.

I went on to tell her that what we don’t see after jerking off to those plus sized lingerie catalogs that I know you’re so fond of, is that it’s not all that glamorous. It’s all about a whole lot of fabric and elastic bands, reinforced runways and chairs, emergency crews at the shoots in case of heart attacks and most importantly all you can eat buffets. That’s when I lost my wife’s attention and she hit up the kitchen for her own all you can eat party involving her and her best friend Oreo.

Here’s some Kim Kardashian from last week showing off her plus sized tits and plus sized ass at some plus sized event because she’s luxurious like that.

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