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2009

13

Jul

Janice Dickinson in a White Bathing Suit on the Beach of the Day

Janice Dickinson brought her corpse to the beach….at least that’s what I hear her pussy smells like….at least that what her body makes me think her pussy smells like and I figure jerking off to this half dead whore is a lot easier than digging up fresh corpse in the cemetery risking getting caught or having a heart attack, or even easier than applying for a job at the mortuary to get your fix of rotting cunt.

Good morning, I’ve slept in today….

Pics via FAME

Posted in:Beach|Janice Dickinson|White One-Piece

2009

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The last I heard from Paris Hilton’s New BFF was that her dad is in the FBI and he’s going to ruin my life for posting that video of her.

The last time I got drunk, which was last night I had a mission set out to shit the bed when I woke up. It didn’t happen so now I’m left with nothing but broken dreams and failure.

I tell myself there is always today, and the rest of my probably limited life, but I know that if it hasn’t happened yet, it will never happen.

We are all allowed to have goals and ambition, even if they are as useless as shitting the bed.

I reached 4,000 followers on Twitter. I think 100,000 means celebrity status, so if you’re on the shit, follow me on the shit, and get the first word of my shitting the bed plans, before I wake up dry, scared and alone, with no pile of shit snuggling up next to me.

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Here are my stepLINKS

There Goes Joe Jackson’s Pimp Hand
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Who Knew Stockholm Sweden Was So Amazing?
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Sexy Lauren London’s Hottest Pics
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Real Life Super Heroes
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In Vegas Girls Wear Bikinis…I Mean…They Also Wear Bikinis Pretty Much Everywhere Else….But This Girl’s in Vegas
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Bianca Gascoigne Peed Herself of Something
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Japanese Amazingness of the Day
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If I Punch Gwenyth Paltrow in the Face, Do You Think She Will Shit Out Her GOOP?
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Kourtney Kardashian is the Only Bangable One of the Trio
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Anthony Bourdain Has the Best Job Ever and I Hate Him For It
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I Dunno About You, But I’m Curious to Know What the Baby Will Look Like
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get Ready for the Biggest Gong Show Ever: Lohan is Starting a Production Company
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I Wanna Stick My Magic Wand in Emma Watson
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Throw Back
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I Fucking Hate Kate Gosselin so Here’s Her Fake Match.com Commercial
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Helen and Claudi Get It On
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Here Comes the Michael Jackson Conspiracy Theorys
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If Ashley Simpson Records an Album of Michael Jackson Covers, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
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Carmen Electra is Always Easy on the Eyes
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And More Carmen Electra
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Dress Gets Ripped Off on Live TV
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Invisible Fence Shocks Some Chick
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Pussy Shaving Fun
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Friday Night Web Fuck Fest
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Meet Nelli Sullivan
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I Love When Fat Chicks Dance Like Beyonce
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ana Beatriz Barros does GQ Magazine
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How About Some Chubbies
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Hayden Was Bullied, Probably Because She Looks Like a Troll
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Carla Gugino Gallery
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Cute Amateur Boobies
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I Love These Videos Of Sluts Fighting
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Danielle Lloyd and Her Tits Out for a Night on the Town
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Jessica Robinson Takes It All Off
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Explain This Image
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105 Counts of Statue-tory Rape (a.k.a Statue Groping)
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Gia in a Cowboy Hat
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Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Cheap Shot Ends Boxing Match and the Loser is NOT Happy
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Gone With the Wind
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Fuck You Lady Gaga
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Boobs Make You Smile
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Barry is a Man, Just Like the Rest of Us
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Men are all pigs…

Support my homeboy Donny Goines and Watch His New Video Because When He Gets Famous, He’s Gonne Bring Me Up With Him…

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2009

10

Jul

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t know what’s got into me today, but after months of severe hatred and disgust for Katy Perry, I came across these bikini pictures and found them almost hot. Maybe I’m desperately horny, maybe I’m over the fact that I hate her and her music, or maybe I’m just getting tricked by her tits, and I guess I have no choice but to share this horrible turning point in my life with you.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Katy Perry

2009

10

Jul

Monica Cruz is in Ibiza in a Bikini of the Day

Monica Cruz is in a bikini in Ibiza and I’m not. She is the bootleg version of Penelope Cruz/her younger sister, only she comes without the offensively big nose and has a better body, but you know is insecure as shit because she lives her life in the shadow of her Oscar winning sister, meaning her inadequacies in life convert nicely into over compensation when sucking on a dick. Keep aiming to please, maybe one day you’ll figure out a way to come out on top and beat your cunt sister you pretend to love, but deep down inside know you hate…

Posted in:Bikini|Ibiza|Monica Cruz

2009

10

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Legs Keepin Busy of the Day

I like tracking Lohan’s whereabouts because I feel a connection with her, you know we both like pussy, we both have rancid genitals and neither of us have work or anything to do with our time, or anything going for us, I am a waste of space with no talent, while she’s just had her time to shine and the only real difference between us is I am broke and too lazy to wander the streets, so I turn to the internet to post random shit no one reads, while she goes out and spends all her child star money on useless shit.

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Shopping

2009

10

Jul

Hilary Duff Goin to the Gym of the Day

Hilary Duff should sue whatever gym she’s leaving because it looks like they are ripping her off, you know taking her money despite every day she weighs in a couple pounds heavier, I guess it could be because she’s settling down in a relationship, or maybe she’s sad and eating away her pain, or maybe she’s just rebelling against all fitness and healthy diet after the pressure she’s had all these years to not be her naturally fat self and instead trick the world into thinking she was some tight bodied teen. I’m sure you’ve all seen it all before, you know running into the hot young girl you jerked off to 10 years after the fact and not even recognizing her because she was a fat, sloppy piece of shit 30 year old pig, only with in Hilary Duff’s case, we get to watch the slow and steady demise, so take it in when you can as shit is only gonna get worse…..

Posted in:Gym|Hilary Duff

2009

10

Jul

Aubrey O’Day’s Twitter Underwear Pics of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is in some trashy Vegas show that Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in, where these half talented bitches run around in their underwear, singing and dancing because they can’t land real record deals and concert tours because their time has come and gone already, and she decided to post some pictures on Twitter, because when you’re an attention whore, that’s kind of part of what you do, and these are the pics.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Twitter

2009

10

Jul

Dakota Fanning and Her Meat of the Day

Dakota Fanning is 15 or 16 now, which is right around the age girls start fuckin’ around with meat….you know shovin’ meat in their mouths on summer vacation under the boardwalk when on a family vacation at the beach, or maybe at summer camp with one of the counselor’s, or even with an older guy they met when out at a bar they got into with fake ID one night, but Dakota Fanning, the Michael Jackson of her generation, you know robbed of a childhood and acting like a 45 year old at the age of 6, always in front of a camera and in the public’s eye, but never an Academy Award winner, just gets down with meat on set of her new movie like nobody’s watching. What a slut. I wonder what her mother would think if she wasn’t too busy spending the money she’s stole from Dakota over the last 14 years.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Meat|Robe

2009

10

Jul

Christian Audigier Livin’ The Cheesy Bro Life of the Day

As much as I hate everything Ed Hardy. From the napkin throwing twats dancing to dance music like they were in Ibiza while drinking their bottles pullin some 9 to 5 millionaire bullshit with their credit card that they’ll have to pay off eventually while wearing their insanely offensively priced and designed T-shirts that are louder than the shitty dance music they are pumpin their fists to in unison, you gotta give Christian Audigier some credit for being authentic to his cause or at least authentic enough to publicly come across as the leader of this twat movement and not tone things down because lookin’ like total cunts is the brand’s philosophy and Audigier won’t fuck with that cuz he has the best scam goin’…..and here he is with a girl in her bikini….

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Ed Hardy|Lame|Twats

2009

10

Jul

Hayden Panettiere In Details Wearing a Bikini of the Day

Hayden Panettiere would like to thank the photoshop artist for removing her Adam’s Apple and her scrotum pussy lip slip in this bikini photoshoot for Details. I’m not saying she’s a man, I’m just saying she’s got more testosterone than a man and that slowly makes her body transform into some hybrid gender. The good news is that despite the impending male pattern baldness, she’s got the sex drive of a fuckin’ 30 year old fat chick who hasn’t been fucked since she was 18 and has been wanting to ever since, and it doesn’t make you gay, even when she makes you suck her clit like it was a preschooler’s dick. I don’t know how I feel about using “prechooler’s dick” in a sentence, but I just did it. I guess I’m crazy.

Posted in:Bikini|Details|Hayden Panettiere

2009

10

Jul

Some Bullshit Gossip Girl in Stupid Shorts of the Day

Her name is Jessica Szohr which pretty much makes her my soulmate because I have szohr’s all over my cock, szohr’s that look like her ugly Charlie Brown shorts that probably cost more than everything I own combined, but in my defense, I don’t really own anything, I’m born to roam and mooch off my lonely and desperate wife.

Posted in:Gossip Girl|Jessica Szohr|Shorts

2009

10

Jul

Elle Macpherson in her Party Dress of the Day

Elle Macpherson, like the expired milk in my fridge, is no longer in her prime. She doesn’t look or taste her best but when it really comes down to it, I’d still put her on my ceral and ignore them clumpy sour lumps, because you can’t eat cereal dry. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t because this post is on some next level “written in code” shit, or at least it seems like it is, when in reality, I’m just an idiot, an idiot who still has a love for Elle Macpherson and if I am still alive when bitch is being pushed in a wheel chair and shitting herself at the old folks home, will still have a love for Elle Macpherson because she single handedly introduced me to SI Swimsuit Edition with her nipples in a time before porn and that kind of shit doesn’t get forgotten….

Posted in:Cocktail Dress|Elle Macpherson|Milf

2009

10

Jul

Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I assume whoever Kendra Wilkinson is making a half-breed kid with is either a rapper or athlete, because girls like her don’t date black dudes unless they are rich because she’s a fuckin’ hooker piece of trash proven both by the fact that she was dating a senior citizen when she was 20 for money and status and but also proven by the shotgun wedding she had a few weeks ago because that is the only kind of wedding her people really understand.

Here she is on the beach with her pregnant body in a bikini, speaking of strippers who made it, I was supposed to go to the stripclub last night, where I was going to pretend I worked for a big entertainment company, to get them to give me free auditions in the lap dance booth and get their hopes up, because I’ve learned that all strippers hope some knight in shining armor will come in and give them a better life and I am so down with playin off that.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

10

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Hot Bikini Body of the Day

Amy Winehouse is still turning me the fuck on in St Lucia. I just look at her rotting mouth and imagine the condition of her pussy and go fuckin’ nuts on myself. To make things even more exhilarating she looks like she’s been knocked the fuck up on her sabbatical from life by one of her black cabana boys who has been following her around knowing marrying that will lead to a better life, especially since she’ll be dead in a few years and on the they don’t care about how fuckin sloppy she is, as long as she’s white, shit is hot enough for them and her shit is hot enough for me to so fuck you to all the haters…

Good morning. Today is going to be a glorious day..

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini

2009

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I got so drunk last night/this morning that I went out drinking tonight and no matter how many drinks I drank I couldn’t get drunk for the life of me. If I had been paying for the drinks I would have been pissed off, but instead I managed to scam drinks of random idiots in the bar and now I am ready to die.

The sad thing about being sober after drinking all night is the second I have to crawl into bed with my pig wife, at least when I am drunk after drinking all night I am too busy trying to not die in my sleep to care about being in bed with my pig wife.

Maybe I am drunk….Here are my stepLINKS

Just Tell Her To Go Fuck Herself
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Morgan Freeman is Most Probably Going to MArry His Step Grand Daughter.
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IT’S A ONE MINUTE MIRACLE!!!
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The Top 20 Gymnastics Falls
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Mary Louise Parker Needs to Stop Posing With That Pie and Eat It Instead
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How About Some Racist TV Moments?
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I Wanna Stick My Penis in Monica Cruz So Bad It Hurts
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Hot Chicks With Beer Cans – A Gallery
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Confessions of a Tattoo Vixen
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Richard Gere and Furry Animals – Sex Tape Waiting to Happen
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Striptease of the Day
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The Prime Minister os Austria Hates Bruno
(This Video is Amazing)
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Rose MC Gowen Looks Like MJ
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Carmen Electra is Topless
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Ughhh Hate Diat Von Tease
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Lela Star is Lovely
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I Wanna Bang All The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Sam Ronson is Having a Cry About Something or Another
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Halle Berry is a yummy Mummy
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Naked Arm Wrestling
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Biker Slams Into Bus
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Sex Toys in the Bathroom
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Beyonce is BACK!
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Gemma Massey is Soft and Smooth
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Lily Allen is Topless
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Jenna is a Blonde Bombshell
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who is Ariadne Artiles and Why is She Not Sitting On My Penis
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Carly Zucker is In a Bikini
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Ultra Ultra Sexy
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Daisy Marie is All I Want in Life
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Stephanie Pratt Was At The Beach
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Aria Giovanni Drives With Her Top Down
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The Unsung Talents of a Hooters Girl
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Two Chicago Men Are Free After Wrongfully Imprisoned 20 Years Ago
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Peel a Banana Like a Monkey
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Retard Mardi Gras!
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Well, What Are Crutches For?
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Jesus Christ Lohan is Lookin Rough
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Cellulite or Not, I’d Still Bang Kristen Bell
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Some of the Worst Girl On Girl Action Ever
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Hot Models Touching Each Other Gallery
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