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2011

19

Oct

Hilary Duff is a Hot Pregnant Chick of the Day

I’ve only started liking Hilary Duff since she got pregnant and started swelling up. Maybe it is cuz she’s filled out her broad shoulders, or maybe it’s cuz I know she doesn’t use condoms and lets dudes cum inside her….or maybe it’s cuz she’s got fat titties….all hormonal and swollen….or maybe it’s cuz she’s so dangerous with her pregnancy…who know…I just know I like it….tight dress, polluted womb, pre-shredded apart tainted post-pregnancy lady parts….

Here’s some more Duff tits, in a tank top, being squeezed together, all fatter than they used to be, possibly hormonal and slutty, but no one knows cuz it’s not Hilary, it’s Haylie…but I’d into this cuz Horse Faces don’t scare me anymore…I’m far more leniant and less angry than I once was…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2011

19

Oct

Chaz Bono Grabbing Her Ass of the Day

I don’t care if a bitch sews up her pussy, stretches out her clit, inserts plastic testicle implants, jacks herself up on testosterone and pretends she’s a dude…she’s still a dainty light on her feet bitch who takes it up the ass and who I can’t legally get in trouble for beating up cuz legally she’s a man… to me….No Homo…cuz hormone therapy, vagina sewing, titty removal or not…she’s still a chick to me…baby she was born that way….fuck you Gaga for polluting my borderline homo post of the day….

Ok, enough of this…it is just getting awkward, weird, uncomfortable, and confusing…kinda like Chaz Boner grabbing her big weird looking ass….

Posted in:Chaz Bono

2011

19

Oct

Some Vagina at Some Event I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

Every once in a while I like to look at pictures of bitches at events I wasn’t invited to because after 6 years of running a bullshit site about celebrities I hate, why would I get invited to Hollywood events like I was Perez Hilton….because I don’t matter and as far as I’m concerned, either do these bitches….but they think they do…and I guess that significant difference is what sets us apart..I mean that and the fact that you want to have sex with their tits, or at least see them naked….even if you may not know who any of them are…F-List….but more important than any of us….depressing to some…but all right to me…cuz I hate getting off the couch anyway….and wouldn’t attend their event if they paid me…so there…

Maria Canals

Abigail Spencer See Through

Kristin Cavalari

Mena Suvari

Julie Bowen

Posted in:Abigail Spencer|Julie Bowen|Kristin Cavalari|Maria Canals|Mena Suvari

2011

19

Oct

Jessica Szohr Doesn’t Slut Out Enough on Set of the Day

Here is some Canadian named Jessica Szohr who I have never met, but who I assume is a total cunt, all shallow and cold, like the cunt on a tranny in a snowstorm, because she’s gone all Hollywood, even if Hollywood for her is being on the worst show ever, one you’d imagine being cancelled by now, but for some reason still on TV, feeding her ego…

These pictures are of her on set, because apparently she gets work…..I’m just disappointed that she’s not the one who is pantsless….because her caliber of fame, success and talent would lead one to think she’d be the kind of girl who only gets work cuz she’s bottom feeding and willing to get naked just to get on camera, but maybe that willingness, shines off set in directors/producers offices….

Who cares. Seriously.

Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2011

19

Oct

Top Girls Eating Bananas Fetish Video on Youtube of the Day

I guess this is a cheap take on the girls eating popsicles post from the other day….but people with girls eating bananas fetishes don’t think so…popsicles just don’t cut it and when they go to a bitch’s house after drinking and the only phallus she has to suck on and pose with is not a banana, dude gets uptight….so it’s a whole new world of weirdness available for you to explore on the publically traded Youtube….a pornsite that pretends it isn’t a porn site…and the whole thing is quite hypocritical and for some reason, I make a point of digging through the weirdness to out them…even though no one actually cares….here are the videos…

Girls Eating Bananas

A Girl Deep Throats…

A Guy Offers Sound Effects…While a Girl Eats a Bananaaa

Girls Keeps Banana Eating Erotic

Romanatic Banana Eating

Cam Girl Looking Bitch and a Banana…..

Sucking Cream off a Banana

Banana Blowjob Girl

Weird Banana Blowjob Instructional…

Some Girl On Her Cell Sucks a Banana – Multi Tasker..

Again…there were thousands of underage girls eating bananas videos I had to filter through cuz youtube is a jailbait hub and if I was a parent…my kid would not have youtube until she was 18…

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2011

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I drink alone…and when drinking I decided I want to be an organic vegan who recycles. Not only will I get skinny. But I’ll also impress all the lesbians who hate me and want me dead…and sure, you’re probably thinking, why would anyone want to impress a lesbian….because lesbians are scary, have psychiatric issues, were possibly raped and are very bitter and bad at stand up comedy, but have great boots….but you’ve probably never been hated lesbians…but now that I’m sober, I realize how ridiculous that was….

So here are is Morning Hangover Dump….presented in a much nicer way than my actual hangover dump…

What the Fuck Are These Guys Fighting Over? – VIDEO
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Joselyn’s Tits Are Barely Covered
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How About Some Minka Kelly
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Free Cam Shows, You Can’t Argue With That
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Fatty Pops a Soccer Ball
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The Top 100 Hottest Porn Stars (Right Now)
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Lindsay Lohan is Getting Away With Murder Once Again
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Imogen Thomas Deserves a Booby Prize
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She’s One Cute Amateur
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Live Cam Girls That Have All The Actions You Need
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Posted in:MHD

2011

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just ate spicy shit…and that’s gonna make my bleeding asshole that’s been causing me endless issues fucking horrible tomorrow….I’m so mad…I’m just gonna have to drink, hit up strip clubs, get lap dances, and make bitches use me for my money before realizing I have no money….that is always the highlight of my night….leading the stripper on….hanging the carrot over her stripper head before pulling it away when she wants to close the deal into a lapdance…whores….

Here are my stepLINKS…there’s a lot of them…this is better than reddit….

Jennifer Nicole Lee in Booty Shorts – Working Out – Amazing…
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Things That Exist: Paula Deen’s Butter-Flavored Lip Chap
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Live Web Cam Sexiness, For Your Pleasure
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Bar Refaeli Sex Ads
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Wild Bear Goes Grocery Shopping…
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Apple’s New SIRI Vs Japanese
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Free Cam Shows. You’ll Love It
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Selena Gomez has a Homicidal Stalker….Unfortunately, It isn’t Me…. :(
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Loving This Song / Video
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Some Dude Wants to Murder Selena Gomez
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Surfing in a Tsunami? Why Not – VIDEO
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Tyler Shields’ 50 Sexiest Photo Shoots
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Sara Jean Underwood Works the Pole
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Some Ridiculous Ass
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Demi Moore Looks Haggard
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Girl on Girl: Lindsay Ann and Jessica Vaugn
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Brittany English is Pretty in Pink Lingerie
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Britney Spears Gets Nasty In Her New Video
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Free Cam Shows. You’ll Love It
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Perfect Tittied Blonde – Video
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New York Jets Cheerleaders: Hottest Pictures of the Flight Crew
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JAnice Dickinson is Disgusting
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Who Would You Rather?
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Lauren Conrad Short Shorts
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Shia LaBeouf isn’t very good at fighting – VIDEO
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Hello Melanie Ross
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Cora SKinner Does Lingerie
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Julia Roberts Scares Me Too – VIDEO
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Demi Moore Hot Dying Picture of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Rihanna Wants to Have Sex on a Tractor
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Logan and Rocky Have a Giant Dildo
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Sex Fighter 2 – The Video Game Porn Parody Hit
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Some Freida Pinto and Evan Rachel Wood Hotness
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Here Comes the Fucking Machine
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Sexy Commercials Sexy Things Better – VIDEO
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I’m Still a Sucker for a Natural Blonde
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Brittney Palmer is a UFC Ring Girl
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Hilary Duff Pregnant in a TIght Dress
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Cinderella Falls
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Britney Spears Has a Slutty New Video That They’re Making You Pay For…But We’ve Got the Stills…
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Some Bartender Pulling Off Tricks
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Epic Shot
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Supermodel at the Pre Picked Pumpkin Patch
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Stage Diving Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Gotta Love When a Hottie is This Flexible
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Some Pretty Insane Pumpkin Carvings
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If We Don’t See Scarlett Johansson Naked, Then What Is She Good For?
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Hate to Watch You Go, But Love Watching You Leave
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Roxanne Pallett, Nice Bikini Ass Wedgie
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FUCK YOU Tamara Eccelstone. No Really, FUCK YOU
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Taylor Momsen Finally Has This Whole Slut Thing Figured Out. Awesome.
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Imogen Thomas Big Tits, Shorts Shorts – On Her Way To The Gym
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Amanda Seyfried – Fuckable Ass In Spandex
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Crazy Video of a Guy Diving Off a Hotel Roof
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Coco Brings Some Shitty Fake Tits
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Is this Scarjo Naked, Sucking, Fucking
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Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch
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Tired of American Tits, Have Some ITalian Tits
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Free Cam Shows. You’ll Love It
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Elizabeth Olsen’s Amazing Big Fucking Hot Tits
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Roxanne Pallett Polka Dot Bikini
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Busty Glam Model Imogen Thomas in a Pink Sports Bra…
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Adriana Lima Does a Hot Fucking Photoshoot
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Joanna Krupa In a Bikini for FHM
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2011

18

Oct

Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Gold Bikini of the Day

Here is Jenifer Nicole Lee and she’s the only celebrity bitch in a bikini that the paparazzi got pictures of…not that she’s actually a celebrity bitch….I did some research….really deep digging to find her wikipedia page that reads such interesting facts like “she was fat, got skinny, became a self proclaimed fitness guru” cuz people are idiots and don’t realize if you don’t like being fat, stop eating and exercise more…instead making bitches like this millionaires with stupid DVD and book titles they by to collect dust on their self….sure she’s far from a celebrity bitch…..but in a bikini and sometimes that’s enough for me…in fact that’s always good enough for me…


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Posted in:Jennifer Nicole Lee

2011

18

Oct

Laura Vandervoort Pretty Naked for PETA of the Day

Laura Vandervoort is some Canadian chick who I don’t know even though we share the same ice filled, maple syrup filled, beaver filled country and I thought all of us Canadians knew each other….and it is typical or at least obvious that a Canadian slut would become an eco terrorist….especially when it gets you noticed as the aspiring actor from Smallville no one remembers that you are…..and here are the pics that should include more beaver and less saving the beaver….or whatever the hell this shit reads cuz I keep my eyes off this kind of smut for a cause…It taints the whole smut element with socially conscious morals nad values…fuckers.

Posted in:Laura Vandervoort