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2011

16

Nov

Sophie Monk For No Real Reason of the Day

The most amazing thing in this Sophie Monk character, besides from the fact that she has a vagina capable of eating a snowsuit and giving her cameltoe, is that she’s probably got more money than all of you…and that’s a testament to just how shitty hollywood, because garbage men offer better service to the world, you know leave a better impact than most celebrities, so you can only assume that a raccoon eating garbage out of your backyard, does more for the world that Sophie Monk, yet she’s better paid for her trash…

Unless of course it is hush money from the Good Charlotte sister, cuz she likely has dirty on him and can ruin him.

Who cares. I prefer her in her shitty low level embarrassing joke movies that pay her more that most people make in a year….where she shows tit…but seeing her useless at the airport works for me too

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2011

16

Nov

Ashlee Simpson Not Wearing Pants of the Day

Aslee Simpson is at the level of fame where I write she’s not wearing pants, and the video or picture next to it is of her fisting herself listening to a Jessica Simpson medley of song, because Jessica Simpson is what made her, from the shitty albums, to the lip syncing…to pretty much everything she’s ever done….including the Fall Out Boy dude who knocked her up…..and really she only stayed in the media because it was fun to mock Jessica Simpson cuz Ashlee had everything she wanted….the younger sister was married, was skinny, had a baby…all things that Jessica couldn’t get as she got fatter and fatter…and now that she’s pregnant, with some K-Fed of her own….Ashlee Simpson just doesn’t matter…

She just looks like a lesbian with a pointy nose out to buy organic food or some shit…and that’s BORING. She needs to learn how to make pantsless better….

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson

2011

16

Nov

Top Body Paint Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I hate body painting for the same reason you’d think I’d love Body Painting…the trashy models who get body painted, all fake tits at cheesy car shows or dance parties or wherever this Jersey Shore kinda activitiy goes down…like weird hippie art shows or for th SI Swimsuit….

I just know body painting is a good excuse for people to check out pretty much naked girls, tacky or not, with nipples that are still nipples even if they are blue…and thus people probably search the shit on youtube and jerk off to it…adding this to my collection of Youtube Porn they Don’t Consider Porn even though People Masturbate to it….

Here’s Some Cheesy Body Painting…

Here’s some more Cheesy body painting….

And Some More Cheesy Body Painting

And Even More Cheesy Body Paninting

And Cheesy More Cheesy BodyPainting

This is the Ultimae – Asian – Lots of Nipple Body Painting

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2011

16

Nov

Mornin Hangover Dump of the Day g

My friend dragged me out to see Hoover and it almost inspired me to start a film review section of the site, forcing my friend to take me to a movie daily, to review with nonsense that will never be taken seriously, but instead it inspired me to make gay jokes because his name was Hoover for a reason, and that reason was to suck dick…..the same sucking dick that made every homophobe who thought this wasn’t Brokeback Mountain 2 leave the second they found out the criminal fighting, wire tapping, breaching our rights law enforcer was a poofter….

THat said, here are some morning links….for those mournings you mourn the previous night and all things you’ve lost along the way. RIP.

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Free Cam Shows Because the Week is Far From Over and You Need a Break
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Scientists – The Other Mythbusters
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Heather Rae is Sexy by the Pool
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Joe Paterno Sold His House To His Wife For $1 Before Sandusky Scandal Broke
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Live Sex Shows. Check It Out
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The Things This Girl Can Do With Her Mouth – VIDEO
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Paula Patton: The P Is Free (2011/2012 Cover Story)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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2011

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Coolest Moustache Shirt Ever Since I Helped Make IT…..….not that you motherfuckers ever do shit for me…you don’t support anything I fucking do…we’ll never start a sex cult….cuz you just aren’t committed enough….Fuck you…Here are the stepLINKS

Pippa Middleton’s Ass in Spandex
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Live Cam Shows, For Your Sefl Pleasure
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Harmonica Kiss is the New Rainbow Kiss
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Hooters Girl Kiss – Loser….
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Hilary Duff Squeezing her Baby into a Dress Hard
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Henner Sisters Showing Off Skinny Legs – Not Realizing They Will Get Eaten By THe Played Out Sisters
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Brazilian Girl Fucks 600 People for Free – Here’s the VIdeo
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Layla is Working Out By the Pool
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Some Beach Sluts Get Their Twit Pic On
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The 80 Hottest Pirelli Calendar Girls
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Jojo is Flashing Her Cleavage Around
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Jerry Sandusky: “I’m Not A Pedophile. Well, Kinda. I Mean, Kids Are Sexy If That’s What You’re Asking.”
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Courtney Love is Mad at Brazil and the Foo Fighters – VIDEO
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These Sluts Are Masterbating Together – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Hockey Babe Pics Ever
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Courtney Love is Topless
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Holly Madison and Her Butterballs…
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Ahhhhhhh Charlize Theron
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Amanda Seyfried Slips Into Teeny Bikini in Miami (PHOTOS)
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Who the Fuck Wants to Look Like Davey Crockett? – VIDEO
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Demi Moore is Looking Fucking Rough Man
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Nina is Sexy in Lingerie
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How About Some Bollywood Awesomeness
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Rihanna is Saying she Doesn’t Want to Dress Sexy Anymore
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Girl on Girl Photoset of the Day
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Kate Moss’s Jail Bait Little Sister Makes Modeling Debut
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Riley is Fingering Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Bet You Can’t Drink a Beer This Fast
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Sexy Librarian
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Breaking Dawn Premiere
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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A Little Nicole Richie Action
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Suckerpunching Floyd Mayweather Sr. – VIDEO
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Lina is Sexy in the Great Outdoors
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10 toys that will permanently screw up your kid
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Let’s Remind People Kim Kardashian Did Porn
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Lil Kim is Writing a Book. Oh Geez….
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Geese Marching Band To Send Hot Girls – Cuz THey Love This and In Turn Love Me For Sending It
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Turkish Dancing Weirdos
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Ashley Tisdale Wet Bikini Camel Toe
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Muslims Are Awesome
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Most Emotionally Damaged Chick In America?
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Selena Gomez Is A Puppy Killer
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Ashley Greene Has Hairy Arms
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Marchel the Shelll to Send to Hot Girls – Cuz They Love This and In Turn Love Me For Sending It
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Cat Vs LAser
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From Hot to Creepy in 5 Seconds
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SUPPORT PROSTATE CANCER With Coolness….I Partcipated In….
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PAIGE DAVIS FROM SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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I love These Britney Bikini Pics
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Diora Baird Kills It on Twitter of the Day
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Brooklyn Decker for La Senza
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2011

15

Nov

Lea Michele That Dude From Glee Gets Half Naked ANd Old Hollywood for Allure of the Day

I cannot believe I am posting this shit….Seriously….I think Glee is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing and whether this high school gay icon, the Barbara Streisand / Bette Midler of this generation, with pretty much the same level of sex appeal as both those Jewish idols of hers….and whether she can sing or not…she’s got a face only a gay guy could jerk off to….leading me to wonder if her non-discript genitals are more boy or girl…not that it matters…

What matters is that dude talking about styling her hair is more erotic than seeing her half naked in picture….

Here’s the ass in 60′s lingerie pic….for you tranny lovers…

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Posted in:Lea Michele

2011

15

Nov

Cintia Dicker For GQ Brasil With Nipples of the DAy

When I had the chance to fuck a redhead, I was in high school, and was disgusted by redheads…The thought of their orange pussy hair on their bright pink pussy lips, all pale skinned and socially awkward weirdness, actually made me gag, when I got the weird redheaded girl to show me her cunt as a joke, before mocking her to the whole school, leading to her committing society the summer after graduation, that I feel wasn’t caused by me, but the torment of everyone else….bullying really represents survival of the fittest doesn’t it….

That said, a decade ago, or so, I realized that I fucking loved red head pussy, but I was married, and I guess God was spiting me for the evil I displayed on a red head I had a chance with, leading to every single redhead I ever meet rejecting me…

But luckily I can jerk off to these Cintia Dicker pics…cuz let’s face it…I’d love to dick her….while she rocks GQ Brasil….

Posted in:Cintia Dicker

2011

15

Nov

Paige Duke is Some Sweet Home Alabama Self Shot Porn for Publicity of the DAy

My girl at SMUT! is the best…..

She wrote:

There’s this reality/dating show on CMT called Sweet Home Alabama. They found 10 city girls and 10 country girls, and shoved them all in a little house together in Alabama so they could fight over some idiot named Tribble Reese. Why you’d want to date somebody named Tribble I’ll never know, but apparently he’s a former quarterback from Clemson or some such nonsense. Yawn!

And went onto write

One of the girls fighting for him is a former Clemson student named Paige Duke, who went on to be Miss Sprint Cup. Until she was fired for getting naked-ass naked in front of a camera for her then-boyfriend. The boyfriend (who is now an NFL player) leaked the photos, and her career as a glorified bikini model at a car show ended. Right after it happened the pictures pretty much disappeared from the internet, thanks to the tireless (and ultimately pointless) work of her lawyers.

And I love bottom feeding girls who pull the whole “they are pics I sent my bf” bullshit….when really they are pics to get more famous cuz you were once on TV and you loved the attention…

Every girl has nude pics – and I love to see them…..So here’s Paige Duke’s self shot nudes….


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Posted in:Paige Duke

2011

15

Nov

Emma Roberts in Some High School Film Class Bullshit Of the Day

So Emma Roberts and Jenna Ushkowitz were the “muses” and I use that term very fucking loosely, in one of Tyler Shields, bullshit artist, who pretends he’s got these high concept ideas, when really he’s just using celebrity pussy to get his work out there…..cuz a short movie with fire and rain and running girls with teddy bears is the same kinda shit they made frun of in AMerican Beauty about the dude who filmed the plastic bag hovering in the air….

I’ve been in film classes, I know the scam, and this is just such drivel, a waste of fucking time,that I had no choice but to post it….cuz it is a wet bitch none the less.

To See The Tyler Shields Shoots Emma Roberts and Some Low Level Cunts in Some Pretentious Bullshit Photoshoot Pics….
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Posted in:Emma Roberts