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2011

21

Sep

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

The funny thing in all the emails I get about how boring the site is, how repetitive the jokes are, how irritating the whole thing is, is that it’s got nothing on my actual life….my actual life is substantially more repetitive, boring, uninteresting and irritating….mainly because I keep having to come back to the site to update it like the sick addiction it is, but also because I’m married….to a very very very fat woman who won’t let me fuck her daughters and ever since she caught me jerking off to their bikini vacation facebook pics, even though they are over 18, she’s doesn’t let me near them….but as you know, at least I drink….it brings the joy in the form of a depressant that rapes my stomach and live….yay.

Long Jump Fail – Japanese Style – VIDEO
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Hope Solo and the Hottest DWTS Athlete Photos Ever
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Free Cam Show Fun
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Abbie Montrose and Seren Gibson Will Help You Start Your DDay Off Right
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Not Sure Why These Guys are in the NBA
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I’d Like to Be All Over Wendy
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Strip Poker Funnys – VIDEO
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Poppy Montgomery Can Cook Without Pants On
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Live Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure
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Blondie Has Fun Self Fisting
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The Hottest MMA Ring Girls of 2011
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Google Plus is Fucking Lame And This Video Proves That in an Awesome Way
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THe Coolest Sneakers Ever
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2011

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

People who know me, know that I don’t like how this big corporations act like they are pure and innocent and they turn their backs on you and label you pornography, when they are way more pornographic than you….

So I’m on a quest to out Google and Youtube for their hypocrisy…. because when I first started the site not only did google shut down my ads, but they also deleted my entire blogspot blog, because they thought it was inappropriate…

So when I see ads running next to nudity on youtube that has more views than this site has had all month, even if it was just uploaded today, it forces me to post the shit and out them for the liars they are….

The whole internet is porn, if it wasn’t, it’d just be basic cable…

Here are some screenshots of Youtube Naughtiness…

Looks like 3D battle likes their brand next to hardcore 3-somes…Now I know why they won’t advertise here, because we don’t do 3-some content, we do celeb content…so hardcore….

Motherfuckers…and their billion dollars….

Here are some stepLINKS….VIRUS FREE….


Poppy Montgomery in her Panties for GQ
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Who Wants to Get a Job as a Tit Slapper? – VIDEO
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Live Web Cams That Will Get Your Motor Running
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Hanging Out Cuz Only They Understand Each Other
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J.Lo’s Shitty New Video of the Day
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Nothing Else Matters – Russian Style….
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Clever Way To Get Twitter Followers….
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Too Hot Tuesday – This One’s Dirty
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Charlie Sheen’s Getting $25 Million in Warner Bros. Settlement. Oh, Good.
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Best Eye Witness Account Ever – VIDEO
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Jenni is in Her Nighty
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Which Malt Liquor is Right For You? LOL
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Naturi Naughton Gallery
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Kristin Cavallariès Dress is Mighty Short
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Alice Goodwin And Sammy Braddy Say Good Afternoon
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Free Cam Shows You Wonèt Be Able to Get Enough Of
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Tattooed Slut Goes Solo
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NFL Power Rankings Week 2: Sexy Jersey Edition
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Peaches Geldof Panty Upskirt
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I Hate Zooey Deschanel
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WTF is Jessie J Wearing?
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Sylwia Wojciech Has a Nice Rack
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Let’s Party Like Its 1993 – VIDEO
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Jamie Lynn’s Tits are Insane
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Tina Fey Photobomb is Kinda Awesome
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Pure Comedy: The 10 Best Lines From The Roast Of Charlie Sheen
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Lara and Nikyta Get It On
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Cop Uses Fake Rubber Penis To Arrest Hooker
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Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Lila Storm is On the Fucking Machine
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Riding a Scooter Like a Boss – VIDEO
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Hipster Fashion Hottie
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Olivia Wilde Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Kate Moss Hotness
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Billionaire Brawl! – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Amanda Krabbe leaked Playboy shots
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6 of the most useless online college classes
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Mila Kunis & Justin Timberlake Make a Statement Regarding Mila Kunis’ Hacked Phone
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More of Miss Universe Hotness
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Miley Cyrus, Spread Out In Panties On Her Bed
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Imogen Thomas Makes The Most Of Her Talents
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Lawyer By Day, Hooker Dominatrix By Night. Awesome!
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Legs…
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Epic Jump Fail…
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The Man Shot The Man Who Shot Lincoln Animation….
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Jessie J Lingerie Weirdness
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Some Old Trash in a Bikini…
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Cum Dodger Fail
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Tribeswoman Breast Feeding a Monkey
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Hot Ass Voyeur Creeping
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Some Shitting on the Toilet Hotness…Uggh.
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Vintage Farmer Porn
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Sex Tape Leaked
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Watching Girls Get Fucked By Machines is Jokes
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2011

20

Sep

Chaz Bono Topless Pics of the Day

Beard or not…this was born with a vagina…and still has a clit….it’s just been stretched out into a mini penis and her labia sewn together and filled with prosthetic balls…because I guess her dad didn’t hug her enough, and growing up on the road and surviving a divorce makes a bitch question her gender…and who knows, if you were Cher’s kid, maybe you’d be fucking with biology thru surgery too….

Point is, her titties have been cut off, the rest of her obese, even if it is jacked on testosterone, but still a woman to me….just a very fucking manly looking one…which may make you gay if you jerk off to it…unless you’re pretending it’s halloween in which case you’re safe..

Either way, the whole thing is weird.


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2011

20

Sep

Anna Faris and Some Other Bitches at the What’s Your Number Premiere Premiere of the Day

Here’s Ana Faris and her tits….that I can only assume are implants, or maybe just in an intense push up bra, because the engineers at the billion dollar lingerie companies have the ability of pushing titty to their full potential, making the average man assume we’re dealing with a porn slut, only to drag them home after slipping something in their drink, cuz that’s the only way guys like you get laid, and I’m trying to make this post relatable, pretty angry when they realize they’ve been lied to….

See, I really have no idea who Ana Faris is, but I’ve done posts on her in the past and she’s hot enough to notice…just not hot enough to remember…

Who the fuck is this scary Eliza Coupel…I want those eyes staring back as me as I fuck her mouth…

Karyn Bosnak cuz She’s Showing Some Bra….and Fat or Not…It is Still a Bra…and sometimes that’s enough….

Posted in:Anna Faris

2011

20

Sep

Jane Fonda Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Here’s plastic faced, 73 year old, Jane Fonda, the work out queen you jerked off to in the 60s to 80s, all spandex and camel toed, with leotards and leg warmers on, dancing around the room like a fucking slut trying to make you cum without actually in porn…and now you can jerk off to her in the 10s….at least if you’re like me…and you have a grandmother fetish…cuz I will and I have fucked the elderly and more importantly, even the regular aged bitches I fuck don’t have shit on this….even if she’s all calcium deficient and collagen droopy…I have no standards, get over it, while checking out some 73 year old pussy bending over….something I wish more 73 year olds were capable of doing, since having to drag them out of their walkers to get off is hard on my fucking back…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it’s that this is hot, these pants are hot, grannies are as hot as the cookies they bake for church bazzaars…I’ll just post the pics now.

Posted in:Jane Fonda

2011

20

Sep

Some Natasha Lyonne Does Lesbianism of the Day

The only thing that can explain what’s gone on with Natasha Lyonne is lesbianism……we kinda saw this coming back in her beach pics a few years ago…

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2011

20

Sep

Jessica Biel Pregnant With Timberlake Sperm of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Beil pregnant with Justin Timberlakes baby, assuming these aren’t pictures from the set of some movie, but more importantly, assuming that she can actually have a baby and isn’t the tranny, rock hard muscular dude a lot of people label her as, when I just assume she’s got a vagina, but her ovaries all jacked on steroids and unable to produce eggs…and more importantly assuming Justin Timberlake isn’t a gay…even if he’s rumored to fucking some of the greatest girls in Hollywood…doesn’t mean he doesn’t only fuck them up the ass…not to mention, this prosthetic belly is ghetto and looks like it belongs on a muppet….making this post good for people with a pregnancy fetish without all the shit pregnancy comes with…

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2011

20

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely’s Leg of the Day

Here are some Glamour shots of model turend low level actor, better known as Megan Fox replacement, who spent her earlier career getting naked for money, unlike Megan Fox who was all ABC family, who got an ego for being hot and decided to never get naked…and I’m digging this old hollywood vibe, and you’re digging that she lets bald dudes, so long as they are billionaires, inside her…..but I’m not digging that I can’t see up her dress, you’d think any self- respecting fame hungry whore woulda played this out differently…but at least we have HER TOPLESS MODELING CAREER TO REFERENCE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2011

20

Sep

Some Dancing With the Stars Bottom Feeding Whores Dancing of the Day


I don’t watch Dancing With The Has-Beens and the Never Was….It’s all media hype, I’m convinced targeted to middle America Wal Mart employees and trailer park dwellers with their wide screen tvs. I just can’t imagine anyone giving a fuck about watching nobodies in dance…but it’s popular and my twitter was blowing up with the shit all night…so I guess I’m wrong about the show…

I’m just not wrong about it being some long hanging fruit people hoping for a second wind in the flacid penis that is their career…

So the two breakout nobodies are Kristen Cavalair and Elisabetta Canalis in terms of sex appeal, and the rumor is that you can judge a girl’s fuck by her dance moves, so here they are….saving you the headache of watching the shit on tv…

Kristen Cavalari

Elisabetta Canalis

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