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Archive for the Bikini Category

2009

11

Nov

Britney Spears Bikini Pics for the Voyeur of the Day

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I’ve always been into voyeurism. Whether it is pictures of chicks on the topless beach, or hiding in a locker at the gym in the women’s lockeroom, or drilling holes in doors in attempts to watch my neighbor shower, or even climing up random fire escapes of random building to see what I can find. Over the years of being a voyeur, I’ve seen a whole lot of crazy shit, that people who have their shutters on just don’t get to experience, so in a lot of ways voyeurism has brought me a ton of joy. Whether it was seeing many people fucking, a neighbor getting a blowjob from a hooker, a couple into scat, it’s always been the same level of amazing. I’m not the kind of voyeur who gets off to the shit sexually, I just dig it and figure that these Britney Spears will excite the voyeur in you, cuz if this isn’t some illegal stalkin’ shit, I don’t know what is, cuz I’ve been caught taking far less intrusive pics of sluts in their panties and shit didn’t go over as well as selling them to a paparazzi agency for a million dollars or whatever the going rate is, shit got me running as fast as I could from the cops and I don’t know how to fucking run.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears|Voyeur

2009

04

Nov

Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures from her Blog of the Day

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I don’t know if it is some primal instinct for every single girl on my facebook to have at least one picture in a bikini, no matter how unattractive she may be, and to be honest, I don’t even care what the reason behind it is, I’m just glad they are doing it, because otherwise masturbating to random people I don’t know would be far less convenient, I’d have to imagine you naked or doing dirty things, when a bikini picture just clears it all up for me and as a lazy man that means alot…

So when I heard Marisa Miller had a blog, someone people only care about because she gets in a bikini, I figured there would be a lot of bikini pictures and I guess, I was right but in Marisa Miller’s defence it probably wasn’t for attention like the girls on my facebook trying to feel like they are Marisa Miller, but instead because bikinis are all she wears because she is Marisa Miller….

Here are some pics of her tits on set for America’s Next Top Model…

Posted in:Bikini|Marisa Miller

2009

02

Nov

Christina Ricci’s in her Bikini with her New Cock of the Day

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Christina Ricci was out on the beach in her bikini with her new cock…Showing off the crime scene on her chest where her breasts once lived before she had the fucking things amputated in an ill-decision that must have been made when she was going thru an anorexic phase and felt that was the cure to her chubby ass the world fell in love with when she was a teenager, before she got all dark and weird on us. She should have re-thought the shit because she fills this bikini top weird and if she was a little more top heavy, it’d balance the rest of her out, and make these pictures worth lookin’ at, instead all I see is some dyke with a wonky head, short legs, a boring ass, covered in shitty prison tattoos, when I could have been lookin at real big tits…..

Bonus – Here are a few more pics from last week’s bikini pictures….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Ricci

2009

02

Nov

Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work.

The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with. If you know what I mean….if you don’t I’m trying to say that the fat friend doesn’t usually take the fuck over, she usually gets forgotten, but in Beyonce’s case, she became a fucking machine because I assume the millions of fat chicks who feel like they’ve been wronged, or like they’ve lost out to skinny chicks out there supported her quest to get to the top, despite everything working against her fat ass.

Either way, I wrote too much about this, when really all this is about is Kelly Rowland on the beach in a bikini while working out with some dude…..I went a little off track.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Kelly Rowland

2009

30

Oct

Christina Ricci in a Bikini in Miami with her Boyfriend of the Day

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I have an almost creepy one-sided relationship with Christina Ricci, because like my neighbor’s daughter, I have watched her grow up with anticipatory masturbation in mind. It’s like when they are 7 or 8 you know they don’t turn you on yet, but if all things go as planned, or as they appear they may go, 10 years down the line, bitch will be a fucking prize, so you better be nice to her so she has fond memories of you when she starts experimenting with cock.

We’ve seen her as the chubby busty teenage goth, who dressed like everyday was Halloween, all pale skinned and dark haired, who seemed real intense about life and probably into anal.

We saw her go anorexic and crazy and amputate her tits and now we see her on the beach with one of her boyfriends with some boy haircut and the sad thing in all this is that she hasn’t grown up into something I expected her to grow up into back when she was 10.

Sure, I’d fuck if it was laying around and I was bored with a hardon, but that doesn’t validate the high hopes I had for her….but she is skinny and in a bikini and there’s nothing wrong with that, pretty much ever….enjoy.

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Christina Ricci

2009

29

Oct

More Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am assuming that the paparazzi were called by Victoria’s Secret to get some “behind the scenes”, seemingly leaked, pictures of Ambrosio in her bikini photoshoot, because that’s just how sneaky marketing people who know there is a big televised fashion show to promote before Christmas tend to be, so that explains all the Victoria’s Secret shit released the last few days and it is really possible that these are photoshopped to ensure no imperfections make it out to the public prior to pretending the pictures were “leaked”, but I have a feeling that this is really what we’re dealing with in terms of Ambrosio’s recent pregnancy body and it is pretty spectacular, but in defense to my theories on how babies destroy women and their bodies, the real bulk of the damage is probably hidden in those bikini bottoms and the second she undresses the motherfuckin’ thing looks like a mutated, devastated, cancerous fleshy mess like Chernobyl after the nuclear meldown…but try not to think about that when lookin’ at these pics, it kinda kills the mood and takes away to the goodness that is this Brazilian ass….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Victoria's Secret

2009

28

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach with some Pigs for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded….

Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

28

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Bikini Pics for the Victoria Secret Catalog of the Day

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I never really cared for Miranda Kerr. I actually told myself I wouldn’t give her wide face any love when she first came out because I am tired of Victoria’s Secret owning the rights to all the hot pussy in modeling and I am tired of everyone obsessing over the pussy they own. So for a while, I’d look at her with hate…refusing to get sucked into her and focusing on every single flaw I could find, but as time went on, I dropped my guard and looking at her became a sexual experience, her face a canvas for my semen, her body thin and tight and I couldn’t see her for the corporate tool that she really is, like a decorative fuckin’ store shelf, or a discount card or whatever othershit companies do to sucker a motherfucker into buying shit they don’t need, because she’s the corporate tool I want to fuck who probably feels better to fuck than a shelf…..

Here are some pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2009

27

Oct

Julia Roberts and Her Bikini on Set of the Day

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Remember Julia Roberts? Unfortunately, I do. My relationship with her is definitely one sided because she doesn’t know I exist, but I know that I hate her. I don’t find her hot. I never understoodd her career or why everyone was hard for her over the years.

I remember watching Pretty Woman almost weekly because this whore I was dating and living with insisted we get high and watch it all the fucking time. It gave her hope that her sucking dick for money would work out in the end, would bring her the life of luxury she always wanted, and that one day her Prince Charming would pull up in a limo and save her slutty as.

Unfortunately, that never happened. She died after getting beat by a John one night, a John I am sure she thought was Richard Gere’s character in the movie, coming to sweep her off her feet and save her from her hell. That is the false hope Julia Roberts fed her.

So if anything, it is all Julia Roberts’ fault this happened and here she is making huge money with her shitty mom body in a bikini, while my ex is dead.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Julia Roberts

2009

27

Oct

Emanuela de Paula Poses for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I don’t keep track of all these half naked vaginas who get overpaid to get half naked on the beach for some corporation that use their half naked bodies to sell underwear and bikinis, when they could really re-work their strategy and have any half naked bitch modeling their shit, it would have the same affect, instead of these cunts who get paid too much and in turn get egos that make them not suck your dick for fame, because they are already more famous than you. But I do know there are too many of these bitches too remember, but never too many to get off to, I figure keep on recruiting these immigrants, steal them from their homes, turn them into your slaves and dress them in your clothes, because we’ll keep jerking off to the shit…

Here’s Emanuela de Paula posing…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Emanuela de Paula|Victoria's Secret