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Archive for the Bikini Category

2009

01

Dec

Alicja Bachleda-Curus in Her Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Colin Farrell’s baby momma – 7 weeks after having her baby after being whipped into shape by him for fear that he’d leave her for someone who’s pussy is still intact and not still stapled shut healing after a kid’s been passed through it….and I’m not really complaining cuz a tit filled with milk makes late night trips to the grocery store a thing of the fucking past, it’s like having a fuckin’ cow grazing the field that is your shitty apartment….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Bikini

2009

30

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

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I know Ambrosio had a baby over a year ago, but she seriously bounced the fuck back. I get that we have no idea what kind of damage the baby actually did to the parts that count, like her vagina and whether fucking her is like fucking a plastic grocery bag, not quite as tightly wrapped as needed to stay fresh, but her body is fucking solid and here she is in some Magazine, because apparently people still read magazines, despite the whole internet thing, probably because cleaning cum off your computer screen is a lot worse and leaves more damage than cumming on a magazine page, taking a picture of it, and putting it on the internet for those weird cumming on model picture fetish sites, before throwing it away, or licking it clean, cuz you don’t believe in waste and because you’re weird like that……and here are the pics.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini

2009

30

Nov

Vanessa Minnillo with Nick Lachey in her Bikini of the Day

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I am not posting these pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey pictures because they were broken up and now they are together on Valentines day like some kind of fucking romance comedy about the fucking holidays because their lives are that fucking cliche thanks to uncreative PR people who used all they had on the pictures of them fucking in a hot tube in Mexico a few years back. I am posting them because she is in her bikini and I like bikinis, especially when they are on girls or were on girls at least once in their careers. It makes cumming easier unlike Vanessa Minnillo, who just doesn’t have what she had when she was younger and she shouldn’t take it to heart, it’s kinda what happens to bitches as they age.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Vanessa Minnillo

2009

26

Nov

The 90210 Trash in Their Bikinis of the Day

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It is thanksgiving today and I give thanks that 90210 will be soon be off the air, these girls will be out of work, desperate and turning to seedier roles and until that happens, 90210 will do all they can to get viewers including throwing the cast into bikinis, giving us a taste of what’s to come….
Here is Annalynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes in the Bikins…

Jessica Stroup One Piece

Shenae Grimes Sex Scene

Shenae Grimes Bikini Top….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Bikini|Jessica Lowndes|Jessica Stroup|Shenae Grimes

2009

24

Nov

Kim Kardashian in Her Bikini on Twitter of the Day

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The only good thing about Kim Kardashian is that she became more famous than Paris Hilton, something I know fucks with Paris Hilton every fucking day, and something that may, if we’re lucky, lead to Paris Hilton’s suicide. She pretty much used all the same tricks as Paris Hilton, from shitty “I don’t know how to fuck” Sex Tape to Reality TV, but for some reason she’s got more staying power, despite her face lookin’ big and awkward like something you’d find on a bootleg stuff animal you won at the fair, but at least she looks worth fucking in her heavily photoshopped bikini pics she put onto twitter pretending that this is right off the fucking camera, because a girl doesn’t give up her beauty secrets to her fans, even if that girl so happens to look like a dude.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Twitter

2009

23

Nov

Emily VanCamp and Piper Perabo in Bikini Tops of the Day

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There was a movie that was shot outside of Montreal in 2001 called Lost and Delirious and it was about some lesbian private school girls. Pretty solid premise if you ask me.

It starred both of Piper Perabo from Coyote and some Canadian named Emily VanCamp and I remember there being nude lesbian teenage girl scenes…..I’m just not sure if either of these chicks were in those nude scenes because I don’t keep track of that kind of shit…not because I don’t want to remember every nipple I’ve seen, but because my brain is a pile of shit from all the hard drinking that has forced me to forget to pee sometimes…..

The only tits I remember in that movie were on some local slut actress with really huge tits was in it and over the years I’ve run into her on the street a bunch of times and every single time I have screamed at her that I know what her fat tits look like because unlike the local strippers she doesn’t want to admit she is all I gotta do is press pause to refresh my memory and memorize the shit…and she’s never even offered to by me a drink. Cunt…..

It turns out that two of those Lost and Delirious are in some new bullshit movie because I guess that’s where their careers have gone….

Here’s Emily VanCamp’s Tits in a Bikini Top

Here’s Emily VanCamp with Piper Perabo in their Bras with Hot Dirty Rashes…

Posted in:Bikini|Emily VanCamp|Piper Perabo

2009

20

Nov

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Bike Photoshoot of the Day

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These pictures came out a few days ago, I didn’t notice them, becaue Victoria’s Secret has been throwing so much immigrant pussy at us the last few weeks, it’s hard to stay on top of the shit. I’ve never heard of Behait Prinsloo but her name is pretty funny to say, especially when imagining her titties bouncing on her bike and imagining my face as the seat or even better imagining sniffing the seat after seeing her lock the shit up outside an ice cream shop or restaurant she biked to this fine friday afternoon, something I have done in the past pretty much every time I see hot girls getting off their bikes and giving me a window of opportunity, because I am all about taking advantage of all opportunities presented to me, and when else would I get the chance to smell their sweaty pussy, it’s not like they’re throwing the shit at me…..

And here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Bikini|Photoshoot

2009

16

Nov

Britney Spears in Her Bikini Lookin’ Good of the Day

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Britney is in Australia in a bikini with her family and new boyfriend / fiance / guy who is pretending to be her boyfriend because he is actually her agent or manager and gets paid a percentage of what she makes. Therefore the more successful she is the better off he is and his logic is that that pretending to be her boyfriend or fiance will distract people from the orgies this headcase was having on tour with her dancers, because apparently I’m the only person who respects a popstar who lets multiple men fuck her crazy pussy.

Bi-polar chicks are the best chicks especially when they are not mean bi-polar chicks, but are the bi-polar chicks who are constantly manic and hungry to get fucked and spend all their money in some erratic episode, and not the bi-polar chicks who are constantly depressed and busy plotting way to drown their babies and not get caught.

The real point of all this is to say I think I love Britney’s mom of two body. Sure she’s on a strict diet and workout program and her nights are spent dancing her ass off like well oiled machine on its last legs that she is, and I know the second that stops she’ll look like a real white trash southern mom is supposed to, but until that happens we should take this in and love it….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Australia|Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

12

Nov

Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

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Ashlee Simpson is on a TV show. I am telling you this because I don’t expect the average person to know this show exists, mainly because it is shit but also because bringing back garbage from our past is a stupid idea. I hate that these people try to put a new twist on the shi I hated 15 years ago, it is pretty fucking annoying and bottom feeding because Hollywood has no more ideas and the biggest joke in the whole thing is that they gave Ashlee Simpson acting work and by acting work, I mean a bikini scene with some other whore named Stephanie Jacobsen, and despite my hate for Ashlee Simpson and her family, I can still appreciate her young tight mom body that makes next to no biological sense mainly because we don’t have a good view of the ravaged wound in her bikini bottoms…not that biology is my area of expertise, since like Ashlee Simpson, I have no skills, but in my defence, I don’t pretend I do.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Bikini

2009

11

Nov

Amy Winehouse and Her Hot Tits of the Day

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The only thing gross about Amy WInehouse is pretty everything except her tits, unless you like fucking people on the verge of death and the only thing gross about her tits are the smell and luckily you don’t have to smell them when lookin’ at pictures of them, so unlike the people around her, who are too busy holding back throwing up all over the fucking place, to appreciate them and their freakish resiliant nature and survival skills because the drug addicts, malnourished whores I’ve met and fucked along the way who are at rock bottom and usually lose their tits first when wasting the fuck away, but for some reason Amy Winehouse’s tits remained on constant in her insanity, so let’s celebrate these pictures of Amy Winehouse in a bra busting out of her shirt by collectively masturbating. Don’t worry, I hear its not gay to masturbate together if we’re not in the same room.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Tits