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2007

05

Jul

I am – Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey on the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hollywood “POWER” Couple, Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy on the beach holding hands and they freak me the fuck out. These two look like they are brother and sister and I don’t normally have any skills at spotting similarities in people. I am also not very good at remembering names, secret handshakes or anything I do after about 1 drink because I am convinced my liver gave out on me a few years ago and shit goes straight to my head like I was an anorexic 15 year old girl at my first club.

Either way, incest freaks me out so much that I even had a dream, some may call it a fantasy about it the other day. In the dream, I walked in on a brother and sister having sex. I was into watching them fuck at first because I am a voyeur but when I realized that they were two people I knew who were related I freaked the fuck out. When I confronted them they said that their parents were brother and sister and that their grandparents were brother and sister and they were just doing what they knew. It was a weird fucking dream that I have no idea where it came from but it made me stop asking people I know if they would bang their sister. I know talking about dreams is as gay as it gets but when incest is involved I just can’t keep it to myself.

When I was younger I met this dude who used to brag to us about how he took his sister’s cherry. He was kind of an idiot farmer and thought we’d think he was cool but shit was just too twisted for me to grasp. He would tell us that he would sneak into her room at night and have his way with her and she was totally into it. He would brag about how accessible it was and how we were all a bunch of virgin idiots who didn’t know that the prize was so close to home. I never knew what happened to that dude, because he ended up getting caught and sent away so don’t let Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy trick you into thinking this shit’s ok just because they are famous, how big her tits are or no matter how much you think that you’re the hottest thing out there and the only thing good enough for you is a bitch who looks like you….and remember no matter how long your hair is and no matter how many punk rock t-shirts you wear, you’re never hardcore when wearing schpants….

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Incest|Jenny McCarthy|Jim Carey|Tits|Unsorted

2007

05

Jul

I am – Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures of the Day

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When I think of Hilary Duff in a bikini, I think of a time when she was underage and people would send me hate mail for calling her a slut in training and now I pat myself on the back because we know that no self respecting girl would whore out half naked on the beach with her sister and men with their hard nipples for dirtbag internet weirdos like you to get all hot and bothered over, meaning that I was right and since that rarely happens it makes me happy.

When I think of Hilary Duff I always think of that fucker that she dated. He is the DJ AM of rock music and that means he is even gayer than bicycles shorts partially because he’s dropped load in DJ AM’s sloppy useless seconds but also because he’s an overpaid monkey that doesn’t deserve to be where he’s at who wears monkey and is more into watching his twin brother bang chicks than banging them himself. I guess it’s just like watching himself in action.

I used to think that twins fucking each other wasn’t gay, I never thought about 2 dudes fucking each other, just the lesbian way because I was involved with a girl who had a twin and I always tried to get them to fuck, but they wouldn’t they weren’t the kind of twins you see in playboy.

Hilary’s sister is not her twin, she is the ugly version of her but she’s riding her fucking coat tails. I would still watch them bang because I have no standards but am happy that bitch kept her shirt on because I can only take so much DUFFGUSTING in one day. That’s my lame blogger name for these cunts because it seems to be what lame bloggers do and I am just trying to fit in.

Speaking of fitting in, I have a feeling that dude gave Hilary Duff a bit of a complex, when you leave your chick for someone who looks like a little boy, it’s gotta hurt somewhere, either leading her to anorexia or to throwing in the towel and emotionally eating her way out of it. By looking at these pictures I couldn’t tell you if bitch is fatter than before but she does have more tit, maybe it’s because she’s a late bloomer, maybe it’s because she went on the pill to prevent getting knocked up by some loser she knew was a loser but stuck with him anyway, maybe she should of used condoms because he probably gave her some HPV, HSV, HIV or something else he picked up on the road while banging dudes who looked like chick, but bigger tits is good enough reason to support her half assed music career, her half assed acting career by staring at these pictures of her playing in the sand like a person who lost their childhood to Disney. Another reason to like her is because she let’s fat hairy dudes who are too shy to take their shirts off at the beach hang with her and that pretty much describes all of you, so if she supports your kind, you should support hers. I learned that when I was overcoming my hatred of homosexuals.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Haylie Duff|Hilary Duff|Tits|Unsorted

2007

05

Jul

I am – The First of the Nick and Vanessa Pics to Surface…..

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So you’ve all heard the story, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo went to Mexico to celebrate their one year anniversary. Nick and Vanessa decide to have sex in the hot tub. Some creepy Mexican photographer who I wish I knew was there to witness the whole thing and get pictures. Nick and Vanessa put a stop to this shit before any of us got to see the uncensored pics.

One of my readers sent in what he called the uncensored pics, but they are pictures I had already seen and they are censored because there’s penetration shots, but I figured I’d pass it onto you. It’s almost 5 am, I am tired and I have no real interest in telling you the story about how I always planned to dump my wife on one of our anniversaries because I thought it would be funny to force her to get off her ass and go out to buy me a bottle of scotch and light up candles trying to be romantic then telling her that I don’t think shit’s working out, but that’s just because I am an asshole and resented her for breaking my penis by being so fat. Reality is I would never leave her, she pays my rent and is the mother of my stepkids and I am not prepared to venture out into that cold scary world alone, but if you’re a little more ambitious than me, I think you should do that to one of your girlfriends. I know you’ve never had a girlfriend, but you can’t go through life thinking that you’ll never have one, you just have to have hope.

The same hope I have to see a Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo picture with some fucking cum shot action to her face or something equally exciting, even though I can only assume she’s into taking load internal because that’s how Hollywood seems to roll, or role, I never know which role or roll to use.

Posting these pictures will land me a Lawyers letter from these amateur pornstars, at least they’ll know my name and reality is most people have had sex at least once, it’s not that big of a deal, maybe they need to stop taking themselves so seriously, it’s not like anyone in the ‘industry’ takes them seriously.


To See The Censored But Obvious Giving It To Her From Behind Pic
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2007

04

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I figured no one would be reading the site today and I took advantage of that by ending up at a pub I had never been to before that I randomly walked into only be find that the waitresses wear thongs and bras as uniforms. They were old and haggard but it made for a more interesting lunch that I had planned. My lawyer took me out to catch up on things and he was so impressed with the place he tried to take a picture of it. The waitresses got mad at him and made him put the camera away.

The real issue is that on the walk back home, I noticed that every person who owns a Golden Lab drives Jeeps and wears Teva sandals, khaki shorts and look like they like days in the woods rock climbing or mountain bikini or white water rafting. That may not be interesting to you, but realize that it isn’t interesting to me either. I just don’t bother editing myself.

Here are my links, Happy American Day. Asshole.


Jessica Simpson in Orange is Dating Dane Cook Again Because He’s Not Funny.
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Christina Aguilera is Pregnant
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Her Name is Mawra and This is Her Nip Slip
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Brittany Bod Making Cookies With Her Big Tits…
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh Video
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Some Emma Watson from Harry Potter and a Clip to the New Movie for the Virgins Out There
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Michelle Marsh Slutting it out for the 4th of July
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Paris Hilton’s Myspace Message to the World
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Catherine Bell Photoshoot Video from a Long Time Ago
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Some British Slut Named Danni Wells Posing Half Naked Video
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Ass in Sports Picture of the Day
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Slut Named Amy Weber from WWE Posing…
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Some Loser Makes a Bomb out of Matchsticks
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Some European Film Commercial that’s Getting Huge Youtube Views Because It’s Got a Bunch of Sex Scene Clips Edited Together and is called Let’s Come Together….
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Art of the Bikini
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Elton John Takes a Back Seat to the Princes and is a Bitch About it.
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Kelly Osborne’s Got Stupid Fucking Hair and Shows Off Her Fat Fucking Legs
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Girl on Girl Action Video
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Pete Doherty’s Stuff Being Moved Out of Kate Moss’ House Marking the End of an Era
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I Don’t Understand Face Tattoos….
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Spohia Cahill Doing a Topless Shoot Video
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Kimberly Locke is Fat Spokesperson for Jenny Craig Cuz She Lost 30 of the 300 lbs she Needs to lose
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Fat Boss Vs. Office Chair Prank
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Fergie Shopping in Paris
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Married Man Gets Caught with 2 Hookers
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Some Women Fell in Love With a 17 Year Old on World of Warcraft. I can Only Assume Meeting a Bitch on a Video Game is One of Your Biggest Dreams
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Amputee Lesbian Porn
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Hidden Camera in the Changing
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Britney Spears Letter to the Paparazzi
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Celebrity Butt Plugs all about the Smell Gibson
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This dude’s got the motherload collection of Porn and Pictures of His family in the same photobucket album
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Some Chick Getting Naked in Public
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Playboy Playmate from 1989 Gets Arrested For D.U.I. (Article Links to her Playboy Pics)
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How about some Home Made Chastity Belts?
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800 Lbs Gorilla Vs 8 Year Old Boy Video
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Are You Going To The Redneck Games
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Some Asshole Pick Pocketing Tourists. It’s Good Business
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dude’s Got Some Dancin Hands….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

04

Jul

I am – I am – Juliette Lewis is a Rabid Hipster Lesbian Performing of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Juliette Lewis playing with her band. She looks like some ravaged lesbian ready to bite off any cock that comes her way. I don’t understand what the fuck she’s doing but I can only assume it’s because of drugs.

I have been running this website for a long time and when I first started the internet was almost the wild west. I didn’t get in on it in the 90s like I should of because then maybe I’d have more than 10 readers, but I did get into it before all the mainstream corporations started buying everyone up.

The reason I got into the internet was because I knew going to Hollywood or NYC to launch some kind of career in Entertainment would never happen as a 35 year old, poor mexican. I would get doors slammed in my face because I don’t look the part, my shit’s too racy, my jokes aren’t obvious or that good. I knew that I could reach an audience of people this way. I didn’t want to be censored, I didn’t want to conform and I didn’t really have the money or way to make it happen and I wasn’t that talented to do it any other way. But I do have something to say and I can say it here without being controlled or told what to do and I am not doing it for the money, I am doing it because I have nothing better to do.

In the past few years, mainstream media realized that people were on the computer all day at work and not at home watching TV, they realized that all the eyeballs they had were disappearing because of the internet and they have been finding ways to take it over. Sites are being bought up everyday and eventually all the biggest sites online will be owned by big companies who also own your cable companies, TV channels, magazines, newspapers. It’s all about controlling information and advertising revenue.

It was bound to happen and people with deep pockets can still do what they want, they still have control over policy and it’s in the government’s best interest to shut down people who are saying shit they don’t want said and that’s when shit like DMCA acts come into effect making digital copies of copyright material illegal to post. That’s why I get hit up with emails from lawyers and Cease and Desist orders all the fucking time now, when I never did before. That’s why Perez Hilton is being sued hard and will probably end up losing the fight because the system is in place to work for the big guys and not people like us.

I am not an activist, but in 2 weeks a law is going into effect that puts an end to online radio.

I don’t listen to music often but I do appreciate the freedom someone in their basement has to start up something, play music and get heard, as a free service to us. Without that freedom of speech, we lose our freedom of listening to what we want to listen to and people will never get what they need to hear and we will all become blind drones who believe what the media is telling us paying monthly fees to access corporate controlled online radio.

We will never question wars because they will present the war to us in a way that makes sense and that makes us think is warranted. They will never let us know that the earth is dying from Global Warming and keep selling us SUVs that eat up more gas because gas is a limited resource and in ten years you’ll be paying 50 times what you are paying today and you’ll still pay it because you’ll believe you need it. We will never question whether AIDS was a virus created in labs in the 70s to shut up a loud group of fags who were protesting and causing massive headaches in all communities about gay rights.

I am not a hippie, I have never had a cause, I have never cared enough to protest but I appreciate that I can do what I do even if I am not making money doing it.

So if you don’t want the Internet to turn into bullshit, censored, controlled Television and if you want to save internet Radio so that you can listen to whatever you want to listen to, do your part and click this link SaveNetRadio. This law basically means that they will have to pay royalty fees that are retroactive and will essentially put all internet radio out of business.

If that doesn’t interest you, maybe Juliette Lewis performing does. Cuddles.

Posted in:Bra|Freak|Hipster|Juliette Lewis|Lesbian|Unsorted

2007

04

Jul

I am – Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Again of the Day

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Here’s that little High School Musical dirtbag rockin’ another bikini and making a sand castle like she was 7. I think Disney probably puts shit in their craft services cart that keeps the staff young. I call it Peter Pan Never Never Land sauce because Walt Disney was into little kids. It takes more than a man with a dream to make a magical land, it takes a man who likes kids a little too much, but it was a different era then and it made him rich and since rich people are untouchable I guess that shit will never get out, but I will tell you this, Walt Disney molested my Grandmother, at least that the story she always told us. She was also insane and never left Mexico so it probably never happened but every time she’d see one of us with some knock off Disney toy she’d go on a fucking rampage and shake in the corner for an hour crying.

I lived in this small town and in the small down was some weird magical village some creep made himself and marketed as a local amusement park with clowns, a petting zoo, one of those bouncy castles, and a few half ass activities like one water slide, a playground and some other games and shit. I never went because I don’t do that shit. Either way, he had been running it since the 60′, the golden era for theme parks and they ended up shutting him down in the 90s for some dirty shit that I think people should be shot over.

Either way, looking at these pictures of a 22 year old who looks young teen is some legal shit, at least she’s not fat and I can handle lookin at her in a Bikini even if she thinks she’s 7. Happy 4th of July you American fucks.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ass|Bikini|Playing|Tits|Unsorted

2007

03

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that no one is reading this because it is 4th of July, but I am expecting at least one of my 7 readers to be a loser with no friends who has no plans tonight and has decided to have a romantic night alone with a jar of hair conditioner because you’re too shy to buy lube, some scented candles and your highschool yearbook.

If you’re not too busy being American and proud, feel free to click some of these links.


Eva Green’s got a hot Pussy and She Wears it as a Dress
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant and Getting Married. Take That DJ AM.
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Megan Fox Ruins a See Through Opportunity
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Takes Her Legs Out Shopping
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Some Ashlie Rhey Patriotic Moment for Independence Day
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Crazy Bitch Getting Really Excited at a Rave. It’s Called E.
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Danielle Lloyd Tweaks Her Nipples in a Bikini Top
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A NSFW Ice Cream Treat to celebrate the summer…
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Kim Kardashian Takes her Ass Out in Spandex
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Quentin Tarantino is a Fat Ass
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Hayden Panettiere Sings the National Anthem in Video Cuz She’s the Next Lohan
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Hilary Duff Gives the Paparazzi the Finger. She’s Not So Wholesome….
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Some Stupid Stunt Gone Wrong
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Paris Hilton Jail Butt Plug
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Paris Hilton’s Crotch Shot…Not that you haven’t seen it before….
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Kelly Clarkson is a Tub of Shit
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Some Slutty Chick Gets Caught Cheating on 2 Guys
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Lucy Pinder Naked in Some Magazine
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Natasha Bedingfield Wore No Panties for Diana Show
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Michelle Rodriguez Does Chin Ups at a Bar Because She’s a Dude
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Some Slut Named Aida Yespica in Matrix Magazine being a Slut
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Madame Heidi Fleiss – Pimp to the Stars is Opening a Laundromat
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Someone’s Uploading Nude Pictures to Photobucket
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Hot Slut Leann Tweeden in a Magazine Spread
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Scarlett Johansson’s Lookin Like a Warthog
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Some Slut Named Crissy Maran
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Some French Chick Shakes Her Booty Video – She Has Tattoos So Is 18 to Me
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My Favorite Dude Pete Doherty Is Going Back to Rehab or Jail
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Some More French Ass on Youtube
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Don’t Stay in this Hotel
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Some Chick Named Louise Redknapp Topless Bikini
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Falls on Live TV
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The Paparazzi Show up for Lohan’s Birthday
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Grey’s Anatomy Chick is Fat
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Thank Got for Digital Cameras and Tits
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Vanessa Minnillo is Not a Mexican Hooker
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Serena WIlliams is a Big Winner
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Some Kid Calls 911 For Help With His Math
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Some French Model Does a Public Strip
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Strippers Showing their Asses and Titties to the Crowd
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Here’s a Cam Girl Video For You
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Crazy Girl Masturbating on a Flight…
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A Whole Lot of Girls Flashing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Don’t Wear This to your 4th of July Parties Unless You Want Your Cousins Trying To Bang You
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2007

03

Jul

I am – Sophie Cahill Intentional Flash of the Day

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Sophie Cahill was Miss Wales a couple of years ago. I obviously never heard of her because I am really not that worldly and I don’t really follow the whole beauty pageant thing because I find the concept annoying. It turns out that this girl who is obviously out of the pageant industry is doing what any drunk girl who was forced into beauty pageants all her life would do and that’s get breast implants and hang out with party sluts who encourage her to flash her tits to the camera for publicity. As much as I don’t like beauty pageants, I do like drunk girls crying for attention and that’s why I am posting these.

I remember knowing this girl who was the Prom Queen in her highschool, she was also the valedictorian, captain of the cheerleading team, involved in student government, student sports teams and had a scholarship to some good college. I met her after she crashed from all the pressure she put on herself to be the best at everything she did and had dropped out of school, cut off her parents, took up drinking, stripping and turning minor tricks to pay the bills. It was like seeing the girl who had everything going for her give all that opportunity the finger and take on the self-destructive path to nowhere.

Since I never heard of this Sophie Cahill chick, I can’t say she’s doing the same thing, but if she is, I’d probably pay at least 15 dollars a song to touch her fake titties.

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2007

03

Jul

I am – Eva Longoria Bikini Ass of the Day

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I was talking to a few blogs the other day and they told me shit about how companies approach them to buy them out all the time and advertisers beg them to be on their sites and I realize that I am really doing something wrong because I never get those emails.

I guess I am too hardcore for a mainstream company to want to be a part of and my commentary is pretty irrelevant and has nothing to do with anything really. It isn’t reporting celebrity news, it isn’t changing lives, it isn’t even informative for people looking to better themselves. If I knew how to read I would have taken the time to read a book on how to start a business and it would probably tell me to identify a need and deliver to that need.

It turns out that there’s no real value in what I do. This site is pretty much a waste of space. It barely even entertains the 7 people who check it out daily. So maybe I am having a mid-life crisis trying to find a purpose in life or maybe trying to find something a little more relevant to society than doing what I do but in the meantime in trying to figure all that shit out I am going to leave you with these Eva Longoria bikini ass pictures….

I think what it really comes down to is that there is a place in the world for everyone. I walked into a Subway yesterday because I had to take a shit and my wife made the bathroom off limits for the afternoon, evening and as it turned out part of today too. I don’t know what died in her colon but whatever it was it had a lasting impact on my day. Anyway, I was at Subway at about 10 pm and I saw two socially awkward looking people. The chick was a heavy midget with one leg shorter than the other and the guy was kinda tall and awkward and looked like he was from another country.

These two people were playing MAGIC Cards, for those of you who don’t know, this is the shit that virgins who like wizards love, and I realized that these two people were on a fucking date. Instead of instinctively laughing at them, like I would have when I was a teenager, I felt happy that they found each other. Two seemingly socially awkward losers playing creepy socially awkward card games were getting more sex than you.

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2007

03

Jul

I am – Jessica Simpson Rock Solid of the Day

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So Jessica Simpson has been hitting the gym hard enough to have pretty ripped calves when she flexes. I was never into girls showing off their muscles, but that was less about them reminding me of men and more about me feeling like a pussy.

She’s got sturdy legs, she’d be good a lifting or maybe working as a mover or a wrestler or one of those chicks who men hire to choke-hold them with her legs while wearing lingerie, but it’s safe to say that she’s no man and that her calves are hardly that manly.

What it comes down to is that I can deal with some muscular legs any day of the week but that could be because I am married to a pile of fucking transfat who has fucking fat that hangs over her stupid fat chick shoes. She’s cellulite ridden everywhere including the tops of her feet, there are folds at least 3 inches deep in 4 different places from her knees down and she’s got all kind of rashes, discoloration, varicose veins, burst blood vessels and a sticky fucking film anywhere you touch that would make you sick, so lookin’ at Jessica’slegs is kinda refreshing even if it reminds me of this dude I know who quit drugs and became a triathlete, now every time I see him riding past me with shaved legs that look a lot like this I’ll have to call him Jessica.

I was just in the drug store buying topical cream for my wife’s inner thighs and saw some work out girl in her workout gear bending down to pick up some shampoo or some shit and I could see full beaver definition. the last thing I was looking at was her rippling fresh from the gym biceps, so the trick to dealing with a girl who’s got something going on that you don’t like or that reminds you of a dude or that makes you sick to your stomach is to focus on the parts you do like and the fact that strong legs allows a bitch to bounce off your dick like she’s riding a pony may make you change your opinion on Jessica and lead you to the Speed Skating Club or the Ski Team or the Bike Racing Group or the Girls Who Have Really Strong Legs Club to find your next girlfriend. Sometimes someone’s weaknesses are really their strength. It’s all about having some perspective.

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