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2010

02

Aug

Baywatch Bitches Old at the David Hasselhoff Roast of the Day

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Apparently they roasted David Hasselhoff this past weekend because his life wasn’t enough of a fucking joke and they figured they had to drive the point home….and all his Baywatch pussy made an appearance….and since I was one of the many dudes who jerked off to this shit cuz we didn’t have internet at the time and it was enough to get us off…back before all the desensitization that lead to throat rape being the only way to our orgasm….and I thought it’d be nice to post this as a where are they now, throwback to pussy that once made us cum, and maybe if you’re really into it, pussy that can make you come again, cuz like a fine wine, shit gets better with age, but I doubt that’s the case….cuz masturbation isn’t like marriage and we don’t have to stay locked down to one whore…but I’ve been wrong before…

So here’s Traci Bingham, Pam Anderson, Angelica Bridges, Nicole Eggert, Gena Lee Nolin all old, botoxed and some even fat, but their fake stupid shoulda been pornstar tits haven’t aged a bit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Baywatch|David Hasselhoff|Gena Lee Nolin|Nicole Eggert|Pamela Anderson|Traci Bingham

2010

17

Mar

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

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Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool…

I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Cameltoe|Pamela Anderson|See Thru|Shorts

2010

03

Mar

Some Pamela Anderson in a Gold One-Piece of the Day

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These are pictures from a couple of weeks ago that you’ve probably already seen and that I may have already posted, but I am posting again, because I have a bad memory but also because seeing Pam Anderson’s sloppy Hep-C mom ass from this angle is just too funny for me to not post, you see because I used to find her hot and exciting when I didn’t know better, and I generally like a friendly reality check to remind me that life is pretty fucking shitty and all things come to an end because when your sexual fantasy is old and haggard it usually means so are you…

These came out because she’s doing some Dancing with the Stars bullshit, that will be fun to watch, like watching a trainwreck where no one dies and the only casualty will be her pride….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gold|One Piece|Pamela Anderson

2009

29

Oct

Pamela Anderson is Too Old For Her Short Whore Outfit of the Day

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I am not sure if constipation is something older women have to deal with when they are going thru menopause, because the whole menopause thing, or what I like to call a woman’s transformation from woman to man, is not something I really like, except when having sex with older women who would otherwise be the needy bitch you fear flips the used condom inside out to get pregnant with your baby, because they can’t get pregnant anymore.

And I am not sure if this stomach issue has something to do with her hepatitis or her uterus on some kind of revolt from all the dirty cock it’s had to taste.

I am sure that Pam Anderson is too old to be dressin’ sexy. It’s really at the point of sad and desperate and sure sad and desperate women are the key to a lot of our sex lives, it’s kinda depressing to see, provided you aren’t already at rock bottom.

It is time for her to hang up her weathered labia and trashy lingerie credit card to focus on her kids and normal shit 45 year old women deal with…

And now for a costume change…here are some more pics of Pam Anderson showing off her Gunt, also known as her FUPA, also known as her Menopausal Panty Pillow, also known as her muff gut, also knows as her too old to be eating out…..and too old to be wearing tight clothes!

Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Fame

Posted in:Latex|Pamela Anderson|Short Dress|Slut

2009

10

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Banned Peta Ad to Start the Day of the Day

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Pam Anderson is in a Peta ad that has been banned by some CNN in the Airport network or some shit, because Peta realizes that they get more buzz if they get an ad banned somewhere, than if they actually run the ad on the network, because that’s just the kind of bullshit publicity stuntin’ motherfuckers they are. They also somehow trick celebrities with nothing better to do, to get on board with their fight against cruelty to animals, that I feel have more to do with generating buzz for Peta than actually helping the animals, making me wonder how much the woman who runs this shit makes a year, or if her passion really lies in pumpin’ all she can into the cause.

Either way, Pam is dressed like a “sexy” airport cop and I use that term loosely, because she’s loose and seeing her is like going to a Halloween party at the Old Folks home that went horribly wrong, but there’s some other girl’s bare ass and that compensates.

So fuck Peta, fuck Pam Anderson and fuck yourself while watching this, cuz you are weird.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|PETA

2009

08

Sep

Pamela Anderson and Her Yellow Bikini of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is hiding her tits with a towel or by putting her back to us. I wonder if one of them exploded or if it got infected and turned black like some of those “silicone implants gone wrong” bitches I’ve seen on TV. The truth is that her vanity has destryed her. Sure she’s still got a decent lookin’ ass and legs from all the liposuction I’m sure she gets, but her face looks like some kind of caricature of a real person hat someone drew on the boardwalk in Jersey. The thing I guess she didn’t realize is that despite the fake tits, she could have probably had the same success, if not more success without during her face into some kind of plastic surgery science project, because she’d probably be aging a hell of a lot more gracefully, or at least look human as the sun slowly sets on her life…..and menopause hits…and her boyfriend the carpenter is just happy he is fucking the girl he used to jerk off to 15 years ago…

Pictures via INFphoto

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Yellow Bikini

2009

18

Aug

Old Tired Haggard Sluts Hanging Out Together of the Day

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Here are two Old Vaginas that need to be hung up in the rafters of the local arena and retired becuase collectively they have made more men hard than the history of the US Army since they have reached the sunset years of their sex appeal, were spotted having a secret meeting about how they are going to bring it all back by working together as a team, because they think an infomercial about 2 washed up pussies everyone wanted to fuck combined being a better deal than 1 fresh pussy will be bigger than the thighmaster, but instead they should be enjoying their menopausal hot flashes and weak bladders when telling war stories of turning men on in their glory days over a game of Bridge or Lawn bowling. Just let it go girls….

Posted in:Dinner|Pamela Anderson|Suzanne Somers

2009

01

Jun

A Date With Pam Anderson’s Haggard Face of the Day

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The problem with Plastic Surgery is that it doesn’t age well. It’s like the people who get the shit to try to make themselves look better, get kicked in the fuckin ass a few years down the road, when their faces start contorting in weird ways, forcing them to get more plastic surgery, eventually ending up lookin’ like a blow-up doll you found in the garbage and decided to patch up and bring home with you because your whore wife doesn’t fuck you.

The problem with having a crush on a celebrity in the 90s, is that 15 years down the road when you happen to be lucky enough to finally meet her, you decide to ask her on a date to live out that late Baywatch fantasy, forgetting that in those 15 years, many cock have run through her pink garage door in her red bathing suit, and now she’s a leathery freaky lookin’ piece of shit.

Here are the pics of her on a date.

Posted in:cleavage|Date|Pamela Anderson

2009

26

May

Pam Anderson Goes on a Hike in Little Shorts of the Day

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Pam Anderson went on a hike. I guess she’s taking all the sights in while she can, you know before her whore-self follows her vagina’s lead and dies of hepatitis.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Shorts

2009

25

May

Pam Anderson and her Pink Bikini Remember of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Pam Anderson is wearing a pink bikini on memorial day, it is in memory of her pink vagina, that has over the years got greyer, thicker skinned, callused and diseased.

You know, remembering a time she was more desirable, a sex symbol and a woman other women aspired to be like because they knew their boyfriends and husbands were jerking off to her. Someone who helped build the fuckin’ breast implant industry.

Something I think deserves a fuckin’ parade and day off for.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Pamela Anderson