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2015

10

Aug

Monica Jac Jagaciak and Elsa Hosk On Becoming a Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s a Rags to Riches story about a hot Polish girl who just wants all of America to see her in her lingerie…but not in the regular Eastern European way of either being a spy or a cam girl, but through some massive evil brand….that she’s just signed a contract with…

I just wish this shit was more honest..”I’m a hooker, they pay well, it helps my hooking”….”Yes, I did it for the money, I like money, I am form Poland, money gets us hot water”…

Obviously, they are going to give some aspriational bullshit…

Here’s Elsa Hosk doing the same suck up bullshit.

Here’s another bullshit video of these puppets in Time’s Square doing a heesy promo..

Yes I am buying into their shit..

Posted in:Monica Jac Jagaciak|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Wears a Bikini of the Dya

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Mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio….is promoting coconut water booze, because coconut’s are trendy, these people pay her, and she likes money, even though she has money, and her husband probably has money, and maybe she’s just doing it for the booze…because alcoholism…

And what we can all agree, and by we all, I mean me, I know I am alone in this…so alone…why won’t anyone hold me…

Is that she’s got a ridiculous body, especially at 35…with babies…making me wonder if she’s actually born like other Brazilian girls I know…

With a penis…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger’s Wake Surf of the Day

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A video posted by Nicole Scherzinger (@nicolescherzy) on Aug 8, 2015 at 1:54pm PDT

The rumor is that Pussy Cat Doll and possible drag queen is banging Ed Sheeran, the little, creepy, red headed leprechaun performer, which would make sense since any dude who fucked Taylor Swift, was likely fucked by Taylor Swift, she’s alpha like that….he dated Taylor Swift didn’t he?

I am more into watching her wake surf video, that imagining that weirdo fetish video that would be their sex tape….

I like to think they were just in studio together making more shitty music, not having very weird fucking sex….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Rita Ora Kind Of Topless for Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna impersonator has managed to take her big tits to the cover of Glamour UK, because when you try to copy Rihanna so aggressively that you become a name of your own, and when you date a guy who is famous enough to date Taylor Swift, despite being a DJ, proving yet again that DJs have the best scam going, and when you move to America from the UK with work visa in hand so that you can appear to be making moves…

Your hometown fashion magazines will give you the cover, because they need hits, Rita Ora’s famous enough for hits, just not the music kind, espcially if topless and showing off them tits…and it makes sense..even if you look a little too much like Kelly Osbourne..for anyone’s liking…

Here’s a sample of some of the pics..

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Ireland Baldwin is Making Moves of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is kind of amazing…

Partially because she’s a massive woman, with massive tits, all big and probably a good time to wrestle, because I think I am into being smothered, especially by a girl who just wants love, and who takes it from anyone who comes her way, whether it’s some broken female rapper who was molested by family members and sings about it, because misery enjoys company, especially when misery can leverage the rich white girl to help launch her career…

But mainly becuase she’s some tormented, possibly too smart for her own good, I mean she reads books and stuff, in this world where people don’t read books, but rather just take pics of themselves, but then again, I guess she just takes pics of herself too, because she’s trying to fit in, in this confusing world, and when it’s topless, even without nipples, I care..when no one else in her family does, because they are all in for themselves..

I guess what I am trying to say is that I want to date Ireland Baldwin.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Body Turns 18 of the Day

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I am a Kylie Jenenr fan, and not because she’s turning 18 today- partying next weekend in Montreal, where I live, and I’m here hoping she’s gonna film a sex tape for me to sell and make millions with, because I’ve been so good to the family over the years, by calling them disgusting pigs and similar things to an audience of 3.

I am a Kylie Jenner fan because she’s amazing, and she’s got the most ridiculous body …and face…she’s 17 and built like a 40 year old mom, whether it is Make-Up or surgery, she’s her father’s daughter…right….

I don’t follow her on snapchat, but I see that shit on the internet and it makes me laugh, I just assume she’s the youngest in a family of shit, that everyone talks about and that are the most famous people in Hollywood, because they have the Truman show effect, and people feel like they are flies on the wall…and I figure that in and of itself is both annoying an amazing, and that she’s got some serious psychological issues that will never be fixed, making her broken as fuck…

Here’s a anchorman’s opinion on the Kardashians…

Here’s some pics of her ass for her birthday- get ready for the nudes – I am…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Christina Milian is Interesting of the Day

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Christina Milian was out hosting pool parties or whatever in Vegas, like a good mom should do on weekends, instead of hanging out with your kid and maybe going on cultural field trips with them, because the kid was just a mechanism to secure child support payment, and cannot get in the way of her raging in a bikini, for the release of her struggle of a life being rich as fuck, because stressing about not being respected or loved while seeing Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, living out the life she paved the way for them, knowing she’s just old now…

But not too old to show off her mom titties…

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Bella Hadid’s Guide to LA for i-D of the Day

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Some hipster / fashion / bullshit magazine put out the worst video ever, because they aren’t actually hipster or cool, but rather funded by some bigger publisher, creating nonsense for clicks, that advertisers appreciate, like this day in the life of Bella Hadid, who in the event you don’t care, and you sure as hell shouldn’t care, is some LA rich kid, with a famous sister named Gigi, and a dad who fucks models with his money, and a mom who fucks David Foster…and who put her babies into modeling, because it’s LA and all these assholes are vapid, superficial cunts…maybe that should have been the premise of this Guide to LA video, maybe it shoulda been “we’re so rich, we don’t work because we’re so rich, and sometimes people take pics of us, because my mom loves attention and so do we, we’re trying to be the net kardashians…”…fucking idiots..

But she’s got tits and is in a one-piece…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Lori Loughlin from Full House Showing Her Bra of the Day

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Lori Loughlin was the hot aunt on Full House, a show we were forced to watch in the early 90s, thanks to not having access to as many channels as we have now, making this poorly written pile of shit show a success, that people are all emotionally attached to now, due to Nostalgia…even though it was actually shoved down our throats thanks to ABC…

Well, there’s been some buzz about the show coming back, not because Perez Hilton is paying Danny Tanner in a Toronto Production of Full House, thanks to him being a celebrity blogger, to get himself rich and famous, so that he can focus on his acting career he always wanted but was too ugly to have…and not because the Olsen Twins, who benefitted most from the show have come forward about Uncle Jesse and Bob Saget finger banging them while changing their diapers…but because they are doing a reunion show…

So the hot aunt, has no choice but to take advantage of the new interest in her, as her career never really got bigger or better than Full House…and she’d doing it by showing off her bra, that is only visible with flash, when it should be a sex tape, with the Olsen twins, or maybe Kimmy Gibbler, becauase Kimmy Gibbler was disgusting, almost unhuman looking…which would explain why she’s done so well being Lindsay Lohan…

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I’m glad you’re not reading it.

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Posted in:Lori Loughlin|SFW

2015

10

Aug

Bar Refaeli’s Bachelorette Party of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is getting married, because I guess she’s found some rich Jewish man to support her, and love her and make her babies, despite her being tainted by Leonardo diseases, assuming he even fucked her, according to a lot of people I’ve met who know him, he’s more of a homo, but a lot of these actors are just egos who fuck anything that fuel their egos, because they are so into themselves, there is no sexuality, just masturbation…using props…it’s just a weird situation…

Jewish girls, like Jewish guys and Jewish guys need to marry Jewish girls to have Jewish kids, and the rich ones, like the hot Jewish girls, so they don’t have to end up with trolls….so the husband can brag to their friends as being the girl not quite good enough for Leonardo, who traded her in, even though she probably has another story, but who in Israel is one of the biggest stars, so it’s status…

Here’s her tame, boring even, great bikini pic for an old lady about to get married…bachelorette party….

Not that anyone cares about about Bar anymore…