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2015

17

Jul

LIndsay Vonn for Tiger WOods of the DAy

I would say that here is some Lindsay Vonn being inappropriate for an OLympic champion skier, by wearing some slutty sugar baby looking outfit at the Nickelodeon Sports Awards….you know as a dig to Tiger Woods that she’s still got it…or an attempt to lure in new Black Cock now that she’s experienced the sheer size of one…assuming that Tiger got the black genitals not the asian genitals….and I would probably be right…but I’ve grown up around skiers my entire life, even went to high school in a ski village in Canada, and I’ll tell you one thing, skier chicks are horny, like dudes, because their legs are built like dudes…sturdy, scary, and willing to ride you like you were a mogul run….and their legs gave out because of the lactic acid burn..

What I am saying is that skiers, and really all female athletes, have higher testosterone than non athletes, and are always down to fuck…so this is probably just a product of her being the oen fuckable skier in the history of skiing…take that Peekaboo Street…coupled with wanting to be filled all the fucking time because that’s what happens…throbby pussy…milking the attention her high profile relationship gets her…because why not…

Either way…I want a ski lesson…on my face…because why the fuck not.

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Posted in:Lindsay Vonn|SFW

2015

17

Jul

Kim Kardashian Pig in Mud of the Day

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I guess this is the equivalent to a pig in mud, if the pig was human, fame whore…pile of silver coated shit…that is still shit…even if coated in silver…

Sure it is debatable whether this pig is human, since everything this pig does and the way this pig looks, would point to her being a pig, but not so much the cute animal that we kill and eat as bacon version of a pig, but rather the embodiment of what calling a person a pig really means….

She is disgusting…so here are pics of her by Juergen Teller – That I’ve already posted – but whatever..

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2015

16

Jul

We Get it Miley Cyrus, You’re a Lesbian of the Day

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This just in….Miley Cyrus is trying to increase the profile of already lottery winning, average at best, hipster lesbian model that Victoria’s Secret just signed and probably encourages to do this Miley thing, because it makes their brand seem more hit and with it, in this lesbian driven society…where everyone is loving, accepting, positive, gender confused, LBQGYZLRST….or whatever the fuck their acrynoym for “Anything by straight” is…..

I guess Miley is trying to increase her own profile too, I mean come on bitch, feeding your trick at Disneyland, the land you were created in, for the paparazzi you hired….fuck off…

Who cares what eats her confused, souless, childhood-less, sheltered pussy….it’s just nonsense, noise, boring, obvious, typical, nonsense..But this matter in this world of idiots…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

16

Jul

Olivia Munn for X-Men of the Day

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I don’t know why I hate on Olivia Munn….Ultimately, I don’t give a fuck about Olivia Munn. She’s just an instagram model, or social media star, when social media was some shitty TV Network that has gone bankrupt, where she was on a daily show talking about interent and nerd shit, not because she loved it, but because she knew nerds loved it…

She quit, went on to act in nerd movies like X-Men, which is filming in Montreal but that hasn’t asked me to come on set…but I guess I can cum from the comfort of my home…to anything but Oliva Munn’s costume in the movie…a costume any girl could wear, it requires little to no talent…

The only Olivia Munn story I have was a nerd I knew got invited on set of her show, and thought he had a shot with her, because nerds are often times delusional and think they are better than the rest of the world..so he asked her on a date…he fucking mustered up the confidence in all his awkward glory…and she turned him down….and I find that amazing, and in fact the reason why I don’t want to hate on Olivia Munn…because Olivia Munn may be garbage, but that play was a win…and this movie role is a win…and if you keep on winning my fucking the system…that makes you punk rock…even if you’re garbage…

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2015

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste Vegas Hooker in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a little Arianny Celeste in a bikini for some campaign to subsidize her income, by a brand that I assume is interested in reaching the trashiest of women, because who else would turn to a UFC chick for guidance in what bikini to wear, especially when that UFC model, who is there to make the UFC seem less homo, is a Vegas hooker, or as close to a Vegas hooker as a girl can be, and Vegas is land locked…but I guess have their silly pool parties…

I guess, what I am trying to say is despite being old, her career being irrelevant, she’s a ring girl for the UFC, which has a huge audience but is still just a stripper who gave the right dude a lap dance when UFC was being conceived and recruiting the Arab investment that created the empire…you know in there since the start…but where can she go from here..rich husband? Worked out well for her partner Brittany..right…

I guess what I am trying to say is she’s got a good body, because fitness is all she needs to keep what she has alive…and fitness leads to good asses…and Vegas hooker or not…I like Vegas hookers…

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Posted in:Arianny Celeste|SFW

2015

16

Jul

Alexis Ren’s Tribute Video From her Creepy Boyfriends

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So Alexis Ren is an 18 year old, cute enough, hot bodied, but she’s 18, so obviously she’s got a hot body, aspiring instagram model who has made it, all thanks to the help of her male model boyfriend, who realized that people want cheesy blue lagoon style romance videos set to shitty songs, as long as their is teen ass in it…

It’s just a series of first person hand holding, as the girl walks into the ocean or waterfall on their worldly travels, where they sky dive and surrf and do other shit we’d be into seeing end in disaster, but instead end up in GoPro ad campaign videos, masturbation that is not cool, but that suburbanites love to watch…

Meaning…they are making bank, their videos are hugely popular, people envy them, they’ve gone viral…but I know her average at best face is just prostituting herself here because it works, advertisers and people love it, but it’s boring…..it will fade…and she’ll probably sabotage it when he gets mad at her for fucking a producer offering her more than the career launching boyfriend provided…ending in murder suicide…yay.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2015

16

Jul

Playboy Hipster Tits Kayslee Collins Not Naked of the Day

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I know nothing about Kayslee Collins because she barely exists…

She’s an instagram model who isn’t even a good instagram model…but rather one who hangs out with the other instagram models and gets the trickle down affect of that friendship..

Like a bootleg version of the girls who hang with Taylor Swift…you know scaled back and limited to instagram..

Only unlike the other instagram models, she was getting naked in Playboy cybergirl shit, before deciding to go “hipster” model where she could go promote Skinny Fit Teas and other instagram shit….

So here she is in a hipster shoot, cuz she’s a model people…

She’s grey area slutty and provactive…but not the NAKED HIPSTER SHOOTS she’s done to get started in this bullshit, talentless, we get it you have tits, existence…

All these bitches are useless, but they think they matter, they are committed to thinking they matter….so let them exist…

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Posted in:Kayslee Collins|SFW

2015

16

Jul

16 Year Old Sofia Richie in a Campaign of the Day

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Here’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 16, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980….starfuckers have existed as long as stars have and whenever they get pregnant they nurture that pregnancy as best as they can because it is the retirement plan…

That said, Sofia Richie, is arguably a horrible LA rich kid, with too much money, living too much of a life of luxury, leading to all that is wrong with the world, like a Kendall….or a HADID…and now she’s in Madonna’s clothing brand’s campaign, because she’s as bad as all these other LA idiots perpetuating their existence…while the rest of America takes interest…because the rest of America is sad, pathetic, losers…who don’t have Matte Grey range rovers at 16…

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2015

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

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Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news…

Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird…

Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other….

Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars…

It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention…

It’s annoying but the world is annoying..

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

15

Jul

Miley Cyrus Wants You To Know She’s a Lesbian of the Day

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We get it Miley Cryus, you’re a lesbian….

She’s decided that she identifies with being a lesbian….or a boy, for whatever reason…

Girls have been eating pussy forever…

Miley has probably been eating pussy forever…

I don’t know why she thinks she’s fighting some liberated fight….that is already won…

But it is safe to say, it’s a distraction and part of some higher level marketing campaign…because this bitch is 100 percent puppet no matter what gender or grey area gender is sitting on her face…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

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