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2015
23
Jun
Selena Gomez Nipples of the Day
2015
23
Jun
Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day
If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do…
You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl..
Rich and trashy…awesome.
Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW
2015
23
Jun
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day
Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini…
She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing…
I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate…
I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for…
I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties…
I’ll never know.
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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW
2015
23
Jun
Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day
If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits…
I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…
Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave..
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW
2015
23
Jun
Nikki Cox for Social Media of the Day
Nikki Cox is some clown-faced, bad plastic surgery, looks like the cat lady, and/or every stripper and porn chick, and rich LA wife, who think Plastic surgery looks anything but trashy, desperate and unattractive….
I don’t understand why these sluts do it, but I think it has something to do with why I only like fucking girls who are under 30 and not trying to get themselves at that Kim Kardashian level of phony, because they know it’s disgusting…
It’s like these twats can’t age gracefully, because they are hookers…and hookers only know sucking dick…and staying desirable, or even turning into a novelty act, I guess gives them comfort when they’re vanity ends up looking like halloween…
She was cute in the early 90s…now she’s just some tranny monster…but at least she gets topless on social media..I”m surprised she doesn’t get fully naked in gangbang porn…I mean, she’s already got the name for it…
2015
23
Jun
Alexis Ren Ass in a Bikini of the Day
Alexis Ren is an aspiring model, who I guess gets work thanks to being an instagram celebrity…
She’s got millions of followers all thanks to being half of a young, aspirational #relationship #goals hash tag..
The figurehead or spokesperson of “hot relationship”…who milk the position by producing cheesy fucking pictures together…half naked…in love…even though we all know she’ll fuck the first dude who comes along with a job for her…that she got from leveraging this act…but both these kids won’t break up – it’s too lucrative to stay together for the fans..
But she has a great fucking fit fucking body….
Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW
2015
23
Jun
Paris Hilton Did Interview Germany of the Day
Here’s further proof that Germany has no taste when it comes to talent, because they gave Paris Hilton media attention like she matters….unless she paid for them to do this, or some dude who always wanted to shit on her, as germans do, did this to get the chance to shit on her…or maybe…it’s actually their pragmatic humor, where they feature her to mock American Royalty…you know to give them something to grin to, as germans never laugh…
Either way, all nations can agree that Paris Hilton is useless…whether rich, or getitng paid a lot by rich arabs to DJ or not, she’s useless…but we’d all still let her sit on our face…or as the germans do…shit on her face…
Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Kate Upton’s Face of the Day
Sometimes…a picture says 1000 words…in this case…a picture says this girl has eaten 1000 cookies a week for the last 6 years…
I am a firm believer in a Kate Upton competitive eater…but we’ll just let her pretend she’s skinny enough to justify her career…fame…getting in a bikini…because this is the fat generation…and I guess that means she is…
Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Miley Cyrus Armpit Hair of the Day
Miley Cyrus showed Terry Richardson some armpit hair….
and Miley wrote:
thank you for not retouching my body hair like SOME people
Because she’s a gender bending TUMBLR Feminist and armpit hair is totally in right now…to fight the patriarchal regime….that tells women to shave their armpits…in this man’s world…even though I think it’s pressure from other catty girls and not men at all…even though Miley sluts herself out…and is skinny and works in the most vapid of industries with a slutty gold digging mom and father who exploited her…
I can’t take her seriously…but I’ll still look at her..
Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW
2015
22
Jun
Kylie Jenner is Fun of the Day
Here’s some snapchats and Kyle / Kendall Jenner because their mom is a whore madame and they are the whores for her brothel…and their dad is a whore..who turned himself into a whore…because he was jealous of the attention his whores were getting….Hollywood….
The best one is where dude calls her Kendall…and he says “What that Mouth Do”….this guy is a hero…who could probably get arrested as a sex offender because she’s underage…to which she tells him to fuck off…
The second best one is where she talks about her big teen tits being tape not implants…because all 17 year olds should be taping their tits to look like implants…it’s just the healthy thing for girls pretending to be 40…while looking 40…at 17…cuz they weren’t raised properly and were forced to fend for themselves amongst vapid cunts and a camera crew…leaves a negative impact on a person’s soul….
I don’t care for anything Kardashian, other than using them as an example for how society is fucked..becuase they exist…but the young one is entertaining…and I guess that’s good enough…even if it’s not good at all..it is bad…bad bad…but the lesbian choke out isn’t that bad…
Here’s a few others:
Here’s some pics…
Here is a paparazzi pic of a girl in a thong…they are saying is Kylie changing…
Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW