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2019

01

Jul

Selena Gomez Hard Nipples of the Day

Selena Gomez and her new tits, that she either got when she was getting her new Kidney, you know a double down situation, a “While I’m under, give me tits’….

Or maybe it was some straight from LUPUS side effect of that disease that kills you…from some steroid treatments and/or CHEMOTHERAPY, making her tits…

WHO knows…

She could just be fatter now that she’s out of rehab and eating instead of doing drugs…

Who cares…

Just look at this BARNEY Star, Disney Kid, Bieber Sex Offender, pervert creating clickbait with her little nipples for her fans…and really all fans of humans who look like squirrels…or chipmunks…

Life changing whore behavior…

Here she is yelling at the fags for Pride

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2019

01

Jul

Jenna Jameson Keto Body of the Day

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Jenna Jameson is one of the last official PORN STARS….and this is her KETO body, because she was way fatter than this a few years ago….probably due to her mental disorders that made her a porn chick in the first place…but she’s taken action and applied her mental disorders to getting as fit as possible…or whatever this is….which isn’t that hot, but that is a glimpse of what was when she was a getting fucked on camera kind of girl…before everyone was doing it and it was still a thing…a thing that made her over 100 million dollars and she’d only have to fuck on camera once a month….which all the girls who are doing it for free everyday are missing out on…THE MONEY – because old feminism and empowerment got girls paid to do things like fuck on camera and be a whore sex worker…but now they all do it for free and are vocal about it…like the idiots we all know they are…

So here’s to some old timer….doing old timer shit…like she used to….

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2019

01

Jul

Elizabeth Hurley Topless of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old, but that won’t stop her from whoring out in a bikini…because whoring out in a bikini as she does…because we live in an era where old ladies are given the opportunity to take slutty selfies….thanks to cellphone technology and connectivity…

If you’ve ever seen an old person trying to deal with Facebook, you know what I mean, but this is the bikini version of that…girl doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing, but she knows getting half naked has consistently been good to her…so why should it end…maybe cuz she’s 100…but with age comes dementia and delusions…and really she knows we are all perverts….and her core audience will appreciate…so appreciate.

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2019

01

Jul

Josephine Skriver Pride Tits of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is celebrating PRIDE because her dad is a biologist, and by biologist I mean a queer…and her mom, the donor egg is a lesbian, so this is like the only event that reminds her of her family dynamic – in being more than just a science experiment…

Josephine Skriver is genetically modified…was created in a lab by her biologist father…in what I would call a reverse Abortion…you know TWO HEARTS / TWO SOULS / TWO LIVES only instead of ripping the parasite out of you, they create the parasite in a test tube….place it in a surrogate….the way you GOD intended it…because if you can create a baby in a test tube, why bother fucking, no more STDs..and girl can be designed to be hot like this… AWESOME.

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2019

01

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Erotica of the Day

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This dude Bella Thorne fucks looks like a little queer…but I guess the deal of masculinity and the American male has made everyone a hairless trans, at least the dudes, while the chicks have all grown out their hair and man the fuck up – with their crass humor, their porn watching, their empowerment…and the whole thing is gross…despite be being a voyeur and loving every tit I see….even Disney shit like Bella Thorne all over exposed and the fucking worst.

In other Bella Thorne is vulgar and gross, but other women think is open and honest and empowering, news….she wants you all to know she’s finally got rid of that Yeast Infection and the burning itch that comes with it…from having a dirty fucking pussy…thanks to not showering and looking like a disgusting greasy mess…

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2019

01

Jul

Bebe Rexha Bikini Body of the Day

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Here is Bebe Rexha….too fat to be a popstar – but not in this ERA of fat chicks can do anything they want to…

She’s also old….too old to be a popstar – but not in this ERA of old chicks not realizing they’re old…

But she realizes that she needs to sexualize herself, and what better way to do that than some bikini whoring with bikini selfies…from a distance…through a mirror…so that there are layers between us and her cellulite…so thanks for that…

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2019

01

Jul

Avril Lavigne Tits Out of the Day

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Avril Lavigne got some fucking tits, and when you try not to think about Nickelback cumming all over them, in some terrible fireworks show that ended in marriage, they aren’t so bad.

You see, it is Canada Day here, which is a celebration of all things Canada, and luckily for you Avril Lavigne fans, and I know you’re out there, because I’ve been forced to follow her career, Canada sort of embraces their stars who make it in America and SHOVE THEM DOWN OUR THROATS relentlessly…so that I can sit here and sing “Skater Boy to You” despite never intentionally listening to it, always hating it, and thinking it was really the death of Skateboarding as a cool sport, which it was…it became mall brand shit…and she was mall brand pop….acting like a punk…real confusing…

So I’ve hated her all these years…but the tits, on Canada Day being unleashed..shit…where were those hiding? I guess the perpetual teen full of angst has hit puberty…

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2019

28

Jun

Josephine Skriver is in the Pool of the Day

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Just thought you should know…

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2019

28

Jun

Miley Cyrus Masturbating Before her Concert of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is a solid cocktease…and here she is cockteasing….even though she’s not the worst cocktease, seeing as we’ve seen her vagina multiple times..nice girl…who figured out sex sells, especially when you’re a Disney Kid from a very famous show many perverts watch….it was the cable TV days…

Miley understands what the kids are up to, the exposing of their life, the most intimate moments, because they don’t care about privacy, grew up on porn, and documenting their most intimate moments and body gets more likes, since we are all a bunch of masturbating perverts…the people in the pics and the people looking at the pics…all perverts like a bunch of fucking primates with lip fillers…RIP HURAMBE….

Miley is them, speaks to them, represents them….all to make money off them…

POINT BEING…

Miley is pretending to masturbate, by actually masturbating, to demonstrate her excitement like a retard at the public pool, it’s all to be silly and generate hype, and it worked…and instagram won’t delete her smut….making it the latest in Free cam sites!!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

28

Jun

Izabel Goulart Thong of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about Izabel Goulart’s ass in a thong, it doesn’t look as great as I’d want it to look, it kinda looks long and old, misshapen even, because you can’t fucking trick the aging process that hard, eventually you become the old lady in a thong, who thinks she can pull off the thong cuz of all her endorphines from her fitness and starvation telling her otherwise….

The fact is that her ass is long and old, and deflated, but it’s not sad cuz she’s won at life by American standards….which as a poor hot Brazilian chick is probably pretty mental…

Here she is in a thong anyway…

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