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2019

27

Jun

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Naked of the Day

In case you were wondering, Nina Agdal is still a retard looking deformed head with a decently hot and fit body, because these retards have super strength and musculature to make up for their retardation….it’s a survival thing….

So despite being 40 years old…which is 100 years old in model years…not that I consider her a real model, even though she does. It’s her lifeline….

So in living up to her model fantasy of her being a model she’s still out there half naked for her fans and other rich dudes who finance her life….in case things with Christie Brinkley’s son don’t work out….

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2019

27

Jun

Penelope Cruz Slutty of the Day

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I remember this girl with a massive nose used to try to convince me that she looked like Penelope Cruz…in an ugly girls don’t realize they are ugly and try to associate with actresses who aren’t so ugly but who have the same ailment or deformity as them…because Penelope Cruz has a big nose and brown hair, doesn’t make you sisters motherfucker…

Not that it matters, what matters is that despite being old as fuck, this Spanish starlet and Oscar winner is still out there in magazines, in her underwear, that may or may not be jacked up her cunt, the way girls like to wear their panties, cuz it rubs against their clits right….perverts…

So if you’ve been wondering what Penelope Cruz has been up to….here it is.

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2019

27

Jun

Sara Sampaio Lingerie of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the Fisherman’s Daughter straight from the mean streets of the Portuguese Fishing community she’s from, rocking her instagram like a low level instagrammer, using that ass, that could be a photoshopped ass for likes, even though she’s already signed up with the big brand all these whores want to be associated with,because that big brand clearly pays incentive bonuses for the added social media hype the pre-purchased social media post get….

She doesn’t have a #AD up in here, so call the FCC, this immigrant on your property is breaking all the advertising rules..unless being on payroll by the brand is the loop hole – those sneaky fucks…with their lawyers who know all the rules..

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2019

27

Jun

Yanet Garcia Slutty Weather Girl of the Day

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YANET GARCIA is what America TV is missing…a Weather Girl who doubles as an instagram booty model who likes to show off her booty…because not all cultures are uptight fucks who cry misogyny when men stare at a hot half naked chick…which is what would happen the second they replace Lester Holt with a big busty bikini bitch…the liberal feminists would go fucking mental….they would have protests people….which is why NBC is losing eyeballs to Instagram….cuz they aren’t capitalizing on the fact that America is full of sluts, producing free slut content on social media, dying for that mainstream stamp of approval or job to legitimize them, but being ignored because CNN wants to be taken seriously and non offensive…

You Americans are sitting on a gold mine of talent – cheap and easy talent already being jerked off to by many….but you’re not utilizing that talent like other cultures are….because you’re dumb.

Based on the success of social media, it is safe to say what the people actually WANT. TITTIES and ASS! Nothing else matters.

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2019

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Hard Nipples of the Day

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Brooke Burke may be 100 years old and she may be some overly fit, under-fed, zombie looking bitch….that is scary to most men who fear musculature, low fat, flappy old skin, and bulging veins….but she has committed her life to her bikini body…with her bolt on tits…that you can see are hard nippled….and she’s still bringing it…which means that she’s got a serious passion for it….or maybe she just doesn’t have any other skills, or know how, like seeing an old farmer still out there working the fields….at 90….knowing he will die out there….only with more bolt on tits…

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2019

27

Jun

Ashley Greene Brought Out her Tits and Mutant Face of the Day

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Ashley Greene is one of those actresses that never rally hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, where she got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring angle, knowing that any florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….

It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert…

Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be..

Posted in:Ashley Greene|SFW

2019

27

Jun

Olivia Munn is in Women’s Health of the Day

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Olivia Munn is in some bootleg magazine all thee low level idiots looking for attention are in calleed Women’s Health, which I don’t think is affiliated with Men’s Health…

I can assume her number one tip is to try to seduce men to get ahead, use your tits as an invitation that they either buy into, or they misread, only for her to call them out for being creeps…perverts….#metoo…if it makes sense for her overall plan of being famous….and getting attention.

You know, this bitch does ANYTHING she can to get noticed, from false rape allegations, to tricking nerds into thinking she will fuck them, or that she even has the same interests as them…to FLYING TO MONTREAL TO STAGE PAPARAZZI PICS when they were filming Xmen or some shit…so that the media would hype her up for being in Xmen to put the heat on the Xmen people to put her in the movie…despite sucking.

She is straight fucking trash.

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2019

26

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Comeback of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is out here doing magazines with her pussy in some leotard or leggings….rocking the American Flag for some Fourth of July shit…to remind all you fair weather fans that she’s still around, still hot, still important, still Lindsay Fucking Lohan….the best Disney tits…that defined a generation and inspired all these influencers to try to get famous….almost eliminating the concept of fame…making her the den mother to all these whores, an icon they can never live up to…because the system has changed….and that is just one of the many things that make Lohan perfect…

Big fan, I’m rooting for the Oscar she is going to win when she’s ready to comeback to acting…which I hope is soon because Hollywood needs actual talent back in the mix…and this…is actual TALENT…

Here’s the perfect photoshoot of the perfect starlet.

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2019

26

Jun

Izabel Goulart Getting Porny of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to be hot to me…because a hot fit body is exciting…but like anything it got boring, and like all aging women, she started looking manly…too much fitness not enough estrogen…a constant issue in Brazil, where she is from, the hub of the trannies…

Well, she’s obviously dating some rich dude, I assume she already has kids, so like a typical latin with a hot body, she’s half naked, on all fours, being hot…to excite him…and keep the money flowin’…not that she doesn’t have her own money…she’s one of those never retire girls…who doesn’t fucking retire cuz they can photoshop her face and that fit body’s still fit….at least where it counts….in the ass…where she probably likes it..as a tribute to before she had a vagina…

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2019

26

Jun

Celebrity Death Watch of the Day

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Beth Chapman….Dog the Bounty Hunter’s 51 year old wife, who made the news for being ut into a medically induced coma related to her struggle with Stage 4 lung cancer, has died….making her the DEAD CELEBRITY of the DAY..

I never watched the show, but looking at her and her monster tits, scream some white trash, probably worked at a bar in a trailer park for the first 30 years of her life, assuming she wasn’t a stripper…which I am not assuming….cuz she should have been a stripper.

Since we love white trash…and sex workers…and weird narrow hipped white women with stupid fucking tits…who look like my childhood bus driver….drinking out of a beer Koozie and very into all things processed in foods…while chain smoking….I think it’s important to take a minute to morn the bleached blonde Florida looking goddess…even though she’s Hawaii based…Hawaii can have white trash with big titties too…..now that she’s left us..

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