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2019

26

Jun

Girl Cleans a Cucumber with her Mouth of the Day

One of the most important skills a woman can have along with all housework is the ability to clean vegetables before feeding them to the family – you know to get all those chemicals off of them, so that the family….probably many kids with many different men…the way nature intended it…don’t get those carcinogens all upside them them….like mommy got daddy up in her…

I see all the ROUNDUP lawsuits going around, so you can never be too careful with produce…who knows what the fuck’s being put all over it…

So follow this girl’s lead and be sure to wash your veggies thoroughly before eating them.

Someone get this bitch on Oprah to spread this GOSPEL…

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2019

26

Jun

Kelly Brook Lingerie of the Day

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I once met some UK pro Rugby players in a bar…and got to chatting with them because we were all deep into the GUINNESS and that’s what happens.

They were in town for some Exhibition game or some shit, but that’s not the point of the story…the point of the story was that they were making fun of Kelly Brook, who I guess used to date a Rugby player and they went on and on about how fat and disgusting she was…they even busted out nudes that had been passed around the league…because in the event you didn’t know…nudes get passed around to groups…like in Highschool, or in Sports…all these dudes like to show off their female conquests…so it was nice to know that she was a joke in the UK Rugby community….

But she does have big fucking tits…

I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 40 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so she moved to CALIFORNIA for the final push, that I don’t think worked out for her, so she’s back out here with the tits…ridiculous tits…and if the rest of her wasnt’ fat, dumpy and old, it’d be impressive…but since she is fat dumpy and old, it’s still worth looking at…just not as impressive.

Kelly Brook…a joke to us all…but big tits…are always wonderful…..even when they aren’t…

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2019

26

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Our favorite prisoner and her team of captors are trying to give the illusion of Britney being free in the tropics, getting that repose she’s been needing after a mental breakdown that happened thanks to her being pushed too hard as the money making slave to her white trash family.

They found the meal ticket, and like any white trash dad, you sell that off to the highest bidder….Britney is just lucky they went mainstream with it, otherwise she’d be out there turning tricks at all the county fairs…as whit trash do…

So Daddy Spears and the best lawyer’s Britney’s money can buy, figured out a loop hole to keep her working and that’s claim insanity….because you see her whole team – lawyers included wanted her to continue working as it means they keep getting paid…

It’s not a conspiracy – abducted in plain sight…But when rocking a bikini, or doing a Vegas show…no one cares…it’s no “Leave Britney Alone”….it’s a KEEP IT COMING earner…we like you medicated and delivering the goods….cuz we are all sick fucks…

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2019

26

Jun

Phoebe Price Bikini of the Day

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Phoebe Price knows how to have a good time…

She doesn’t let being old as fuck get in the way of stripping down into her bikini for her paparazzi friends that still put her on….and sometimes get ridiculous enough pictures of her that the tabloids run them…the only real payment she seeks…you know that acknowledgement of existing…or whatever and I think it is a great attitude to have you know….master the fucking troll.

What I don’t understand is why she’s taken the high road, at least in terms of no releasing a sex tape, even though it’s the end of the line for her, and sex tape time is prime….you know since everything else she does is almost as shameless as a sex tape…and a sex tape is far more rewarding than this staged paparazzi silliness..

Seriously, the fact that I haven’t seen Phoebe Prices vagina stretched out on a dick…should be criminal…

That is all I have to say about that.

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2019

26

Jun

Sophie Turner Titty Dress of the Day

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Sophie Turner an her midget pop star disney kid husband was seen in a slutty dress with her tits out….not as far out as you weirdo game of throne nerds would want them to be…but more out than her pop start midget husband….which isn’t saying much.

It is saying that when Sophie turner is seen in bikini pics, she’s more covered up than this, so it is safe to assume that now that she’s married a gay crush of her youth…and her show is off…she’s out there looking to give boners…

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2019

25

Jun

Katharine McPhee Nude Bikini of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is some American Idol pervert, who found a career after American Idol, but decided to settle on being the caregiver to a really fucking rich and successful 80 year old music tycoon, David Foster….

He has a shit fucking ton of money, he has fucked a shit ton of women, and probably som men, musicians with hit songs in the 80s were wild and at this stage in the game…this late in life…probably has all the tools needed to still fuck her 30 year old ass…or maybe they are into freakish shit, since she is a pervert….you know to get theem both off under the old age circumstances…

I’d say that she best wed him sooner than later…so she gets taken car of…as the sugar baby she is….because time isn’t really on her side…except that these rich people live well into their 90s now…you know it is what happens with money…best trainers, best food, best lifestyle, best medicine, best staff….you can fuck young girls until the end…even when they did mountains of coke while recording love songs in the 80s…

Point being, before Katharine McPhee chose to be the sugar baby tits, she had some leaked nudes that led me to believe she had her vaginalplasty…and I figure if a girl is that insecure about making her cunt pretty…she’s likely on a mission to use that cunt for her own personal takeover….which is what is going on here..

What is going on with this ass though?

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2019

25

Jun

Nathalie Kelley Naked of the Day

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NaATHALIE KELLEY was in like one Fast & The Furious movie. She was topless here.

Her name, with that “h” is almost as stupid as her face injected face…making her look like every bootleg instagrammer with those cheeks…

Where’s the pussy hole at? Getting ravaged by ticks by the lake I’m sure….we call her pussy lyme diseased….but the lyme is the least of her concerns when it comes to that pussy.

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2019

25

Jun

Olivia Munn Got Them Tits out of the Day

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Olivia Munn is just garbag and I hate to think I’m about to waste any time on this degenerate bootleg celebrity fuck who basically just manipulated her way to wherever it is that she’s got…and as she pushes 40…it’s far less cute…

Yes, timing was on her side, early to internet marketing, but bitch has nothing of value to keep her afloat…

So I am not going to waste my time doing a post on her, even if I just did…it only took me 43 seconds to shower you with this GENIUS….maybe less…I’m fast.

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2019

25

Jun

Kara Del Toro in a Bikini of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Marciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in…as all rich perverts all these whores suck up to should.

Don’t let no #MeToo shit fuck up your fucking life…keep on cruising and let the feminists cry about it because the thing I know about feminists is that they bark louder than they bite, and when they get it off their feminist chests, they usually move onto the next thing to whine about…

Either way, she looks like ripe and juicy LA based Sugar Baby….about to drip down the chin of the highest bidder…which is how I like women to be…

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2019

25

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Butthole Wax of the Day

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Apparently this is Kaley Cuoco getting her asshole waxed, because now that she’s unemployed and sitting on piles of money from here stupid fucking show people really seemed to like, except people like me, who hated that nerd shit and saw zero humor in it….but it paid her very fucking well, something like over 100 million dollars in the last 3 years to be the accessible hot chick….so with that money she can focus on her passions…having a smooooth fucking asshole…for whoever it is she lets fuck it, lick it, see it, these rich people are all weirdo perverts and so am I.

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