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2019

25

Jun

Halsey Rolling Stone Tits of the Day

Halsey is in Rolling Stone magazine which only surprises me because it means Rolling Stone magazine is still around, surviving the move to digital, while every other inflated publisher from the print world drowns….

I guess people like Rolling Stone, or maybe they are drowning and this bitch is just it it, with her new fake tits, cuz she’s do a photoshoot anywhere she can be to get some level of attention…it is all part of the popstar troll….in this era where you can only really matter if you troll proper…and in Halsey’s case, trolling comes easy to her, cuz she looks like a troll…a troll with titties but still a troll..

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2019

25

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hi

Nothing says modern day woman fighting for the rights of women than a no bra in a wife beater hard nipple like it was 1997 Warped Tour…

Lily Rose Depp – the daughter of Johnny is rich as hell and rockin a trust fund solid so it gives her time to be this hard hitting activist and by hard hitting I mean hard nippled.

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2019

24

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties Out in a Bikini of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is the only thing that matters…and despite being old, and looking even older thanks to all the hard living or what I would call good living, and face injections but I still think she’s perfect enough…because she’s LOHAN…

I like that she’s taking the high road….keeping things classy like a celebrity….in a one piece like a woman her age should be….when she could easy take the slutty influencer approach, but probably realizes that all these slutty influencers are just slutty influencers in efforts to be the next LOHAN….

I mean she is a LIVING legend…and I am waiting for her comeback, that Oscar win…it is coming…I believe in it….because this era of all these nobody’s being famous, I like myself some actual famous people….like this goddess!

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2019

24

Jun

Sophie Turner in a Romper of the Day

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Sophie Turner is in a ROMPER because girls seem to like wearing clothing that touches their clits, assholes, egg holes, pee holes, titties all at the same time…those perverts – all WHILE showing off pussy definition thanks to that outfit being jacked up her pussy….for you perverts….all while making silly faces…more content for her pervert Game of Throne fans…who we know are weirdos at their core…because they like things with dragons in it…

You know the challenge girls face, the struggle they endure, all for style…and to fit into something designed with a shorter TORSOS…all while allowing them to show off their cunt in a casual and non-obvious way…..magical…real magical like the dragons and wizards who put her on the map and let the Jonas Brothers enter her womb…the very same womb….she’s trying to show you the gateway to…

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2019

24

Jun

Padma Lakshmi Cowboy Tits of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi likes to teach people her recipes for success which is pretty much….find a billionaire with cancer, seduce him, make him think he knocked you up, when really you’re knocked up by another billionaire, because she clearly only likes billionaire dick, it’s a status thing and a lifestyle thing…only to have the original billionaire die off thinking the kid is his, so he leaves it his fortune….and so the real dad, after the paternity test gives the kid his fortune also…DOUBLE DIPPING WITH THAT PUSSY HOLE…

Are these tits really worth the many billionaires that like her, I mean I guess like any whore she’s in the scene…and passed around that billion dollar scene…just an INDIAN who figured out how to become a slut dog millionaire a few times over.

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2019

24

Jun

Romee Strijd Slutty of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name…but she’s hot.

She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretended to fuck because he’s a homo but he’s a homo so she’s not all that tainted with his Hollywood germs, but as a model, we can assume that she’s tainted in and of herself because these models get themselves pretty dirty…it is all part of their career and lifestyle choices which help them live that good life…it’s a minor trade off for someone from whatever country the name “Strijd” comes from….to live that American dream far better than most Americans do….with that whole LEGAL immigration hustle…

You see…America isn’t racist with their immigration laws, look at how all these immigrant models live…

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2019

24

Jun

Kate Beckinsale Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is out here doing overhead squats at the gym, over a toilet, you know to know she’s getting deep enough, while being able to laugh at it with her social media fans, in some gym humor I guess you need to spend time at the gym to really understand…

If you know people who crossfit, you’ll know they all have their own weirdo cross fit jokes, like some kind of secret society that isn’t so secret because they all fucking talk about their cross fit all the time…

There is a theory that Kate Beckinsale doesn’t actually exist, that she is just CGI, you know a computer generated animation…because how else does a 45 or 50 year old woman still look as good as she did when she was just a young single mom rich kid, getting that fat child support check to help create and raise her slut daughter – who had titty pics leaked last week…but who’s lawyer came at me for posting…

But then again, maybe Kate Beckinsale is this fit, because she works at it all day, since she’s rich and has nothing else to do with herself..

WHO knows….here’s her gym pic.

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2019

24

Jun

Chanel West Coast Slutty of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage….and disconnected from the hip hop scene…she’s an Orange County rendition of the hip hop scene…which in and of itself is racist white people profiting off the backs of the black people…

She was an MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember…and she had such a minor role in that shit that no one actually cared about her on it…but that she probably cared about being on – since it is all she’s ever really accomplished..

She is now a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs…

These people are all so repetitive! They need to try to figure out some original concepts cuz all this is so repetitive…

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2019

24

Jun

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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So Willow Shields is some 19 year old girl from Hunger Games, which came out a long fucking time ago, we are talking early Jennifer Lawrence Fame, and that bitch is in her 40s now, so if you remember her from that – you’re a fucking sicko.

She is in a bikini on social media – as young girls of her generation like to do…it’s actually the only consistent hobby all the young people seem to have….and posting slutty pics is the only thing they like to do…because of all the positive feedback they get from it.

This one of her on a swing somewhere that accentuates her vagina in her bikini bottoms and that’s all you really need to know about Willow Shields…because that’s all we really need to know about all young women trying to get ahead in life…

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2019

24

Jun

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Who cares about the Israel and Palestine conflict, or any real Israel controversy, when all the Israeli news you need to read about involves Bar Refaeli in a bikini…on instagram…reminding you that she’s a mom in her 30s, but that she was once a bikini and underwear model for Victoria’s Secret….

So take it in, as the retired model, who was once dating Leo DiCaprio, so you know she actually existed, before heading back home and saying “fuck this shit, I’m rich enough and my husband I decided to breed with is exceptionally richer thanks to my being a model and all model husbands normally are”…

She is still out here giving us some of her tit….for old times, cuz all these women as they age need that boost depending on where they are in their cycle…those periods control everything…

The one thing we all need to respect is that unlike the Brazilian models who are still slaving the fuck away for Victoria’s Secret, well into their 40s, this one’s retired and living it up…far less shameless or needy…she probably invested her money better – so that she can get that passive income…makes sense..

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