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2019

20

Jun

Emma Kenney Bikini of the Day

Emma Kenney from Shameless …where she should have been left, or where she should have stayed, cuz these bikini pics of her are really uneventful, not hot, dyke-like, unfit and sloppy, the kind of bikini pics you’d expect from the fat waitress at the diner you go to, not someone on some dumb fucking show that has exploited the life of a drunk weirdo by throwing every obscure storyline they can at it – to keep it interesting and edgy – but that instead just makes it lame…

What I am saying is…she’s pretty fucking nasty…and that this is the problem with social media…everyone feels the need to share bikini pics, even when we don’t want to see them.

I consider this a version of rape, there was no consent form signed….yet I am exposed to it…AWFUL.

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Posted in:Emma Rose Kenney|SFW

2019

20

Jun

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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In Friends revival news…

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are at the beach….in bikinis…living their best rich as fuck thanks to FRIENDS and I guess other choices they’ve made since FRIENDS…but without FRIENDS would both virtually be non-existent….

Doing this whole “We may be 65, retirees but we aren’t fat, so let’s get into bikinis”…..Aniston because she’s never had kids to ruin herself, COX because she’s a fucking skeletor zombie coming to eat your brain….or at least you wish that is what she was doing.

I guess this is what retirement homes look like for the rich, filled with pussy that may be dry and menopausal but that you’d love to still fuck….

Still BFFs…doing BFF things…cuz it’s good for the paparazzi story telling that keeps them relevant…

Here’s Aniston

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Posted in:Courtney Cox|Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2019

20

Jun

Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day

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Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit…

ANYWAY….

That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit….

So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face….

She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what.

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2019

20

Jun

Alexis Ren Slutty and Wet of the Day

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Alexis Ren has had so much work done that she looks like one of the Asian men who pay her to sit on their faces in Japan when she’s on those all expense paid trips to Japan…or maybe she just looks 45 years old.

It is amazing that all these young girls, in part thanks to instagram, but mainly because they are weak, half retard, vapid, superficial cunts, who have no confidence or opinion of their own, so that they just fall into the pressure or trends others are involved in, to make themselves seem relevant, or fit in…

It happened with WAXING PUSSY, now it happens with face injections…it’s the women who do this to themselves thinking it makes them hotter and they put so much importance on their looks…even though they claim to be fighting being objectified….while they are half naked on the internet..in some confusing and contradictory shit..

So Alexis Ren, this fake fashion blogger, or influencer, who never gives you practical travel advice, but who gets half naked while traveling in some weird soft core porno poses….is out here..still slutty, don’t slut shame, slut celebrate….all while looking fucking MANGLED….especially in the face…but probably thinking she looks awesome…why else would she do this to herself…

Crazy. Times.

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Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2019

20

Jun

Sofia Richie Pussy Print of the Day

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Sofia Richie has made the right fashion choices for today’s posts…

She’s pretty hot now that she’s totally rebuilt herself as these girls do. She started out as this chubby rich kid, but with hard work, face injections, ass injections and liposuction…she’s looking great…especially in a onsie style tight outfit….that is hugging her tits, ass and pussy all at the same time….something you’d want to be doing but you don’t have enough hands…

This rich kid, who chose being a Kardashian secondary character who hasn’t had a public threesome with her boyfriend and his ex wife Kourtney, but she’s been busy traveling in luxury…cuz her dad is Lionel richie and they are stupid rich and that’s how it goes.

I’m into whatever this is, even if she’s garbage.

Here is her potential nipple..

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2019

19

Jun

Salma yek Summer Picnic Titty Inspo of the Day

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Look at us, we’re fucking PINTEREST UP in here…giving you life images to use for you vision board life you want to live…with this old as shit SALMA HAYEK brought out her old tits, that are still big tits, I mean why wouldn’t they be…old lady tits just keep on fucking growing….just think back to that time you watched your grandma shower when you were visiting for Summer Vacation….

Then let Salma Hayek inspire you for this SUMMER vacation, but having a lot of Picnics…..tits out picnics…because you’re a creepy weirdo who is unable to move onto new pussy, staying obsessed with the old pussy, that is really old pussy, but still good enough for her billionaire pussy…

Just be happy her top offers support..

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2019

19

Jun

Madonna Lingerie of the Day

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Madonna in lingerie for her 75th birthday is kind of a weird approach, but the girl has spent a career that spans 6 decades doing whatever she can to get noticed, and it has consistently been the “shock” value, get naked, exploit sexuality….offend…because without that angle, or novelty act approach…no one would have given a fuck, but instead she became Madonna…the icon, the Gay Icon, the super famous who doesn’t realize that we’ve all seen what she looks like now, and we don’t need to see updated pics of her in lingerie…she’s fucking old as shit and there should come a time in every whores life that she retires that sandpaper, dried up, dangling pussy hole….to focus on important things like knitting…

But unfortunately, old people have access to facebook, social media, etc….and along with getting involved or victimized by scammers…also have the ability to post slutty content because as narcissists they can’t process the simple fact that they are old as shit…

Here’s this old hag being old as shit…half naked…as she does…it’s the only way to get people to notice…like that little kid who figured out pissing himself gets him attention…only this eldery twat saves the pissing herself for the privacy of her own home…where her lingerie is more adult diaper / pee pads…than lace…

Terrifying. Definitely.

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Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2019

19

Jun

Lily James Ass Flash of the Day

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Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes…

She could be Jesse James’ daughter….you remember him…the Nazi…and this is her ass being flashed at an event, because this is the world we live in.

In order to get noticed you need to wear a skirt that is too short for you, let some butt cheek slip out, and if we’re lucky some labia…and in turn…people will talk about you.

No one cares about the merit of your acting, we all just assume you were connected in the industry due to family or sucking dick anyway….celebrity doesn’t just HAPPEN for people…

So assuming she’s a slut is logical….when her ass is hanging out…in ways that she can pretend wasn’t intentional…but it is always intentional and that makes it far more worthy of staring at it…

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Posted in:Lily James|SFW

2019

19

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk….great basketball player, so great she worked as a professional basketball player in Sweden with other Swedish girls…all tall, lean, fit and probably looking a lot like this, blonde and busty from all their Scandinavian design….the IKEA of women….who at one time had the biggest tits per capita than any other country…sign me up…

So as Elsa Hosk moves her way into the mainstream as a model, via Victoria’s Secret, the most hype mall brand ever, who makes stars out these girls…we get to see her tits…and that’s great considering our lives suck and a little tit is helpful to get through it…

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2019

19

Jun

TOP 10 INSTAGRAM ASS OF THE DAY

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This is the kind of content that is generating views for the PUBLIC TRADED company FACEBOOK to run ads against…

I am sure that the majority of shit being posted and seen in Instagram is Sluts…..then memes, then food, then cute animals….but SLUTS…always win…not just at life…because they all age terribly and get replaced with new sluts..but when they’re out there hustling their nudes to get you to jack off to them, in hopes brands will sponsor them…they are a great time…

Here is that great time.

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