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2019

18

Jun

Irina Shayk Pussy From the Back See Through Dress of the Day

Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

The attention seeker is out there with some lesbian Victoria’s Secret model, also on the scam, probably pretending to care about Irina’s feelings, despite her not having feelings….but it’s good opportunity to get pics in the paparazzi to remind people she exists, and by people I mean rich people to either hire her, or fuck her for money…

The whole thing is obvious, girls aren’t that clever….it’s transparent and so is her dress…you can see that pussy dangle….one child later….just the way she wants you to.

Irina Shayk Pussy From the Back See Through Dress Stella Maxwell

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2019

18

Jun

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears in some instagram fitness influencer content so that you can get a Britney Spears body all of your own, when really you should be wanting a Britney Spears daughter of your own, cuz that shit keeps paying millions upon millions, like a mini empire of its own, thanks to strategic moves to keep custody of her into her 40s..

It’s like being a stage parent, when it works, is fucking lucrative and easy to position that you deserve your cut for making it happen and doing all that work for them…so you DESERVE your piece of the empire…and you must do what it takes to retain that…so that moody unappreciative kids don’t ruin your hard work…

So here she is doing…that instagram thing to seem normal that was likely shot by her team years ago….because they have a back log of Britney content to keep her alive even when she’s medicated, getting electric shock therapy to keep the dream alive…

I find Britney hot, old, being held captive like a Russian sex worker being Human Trafficked..or not…she’s perfect….

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2019

18

Jun

Elizabeth Banks Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is 300 years old and in a bikini….because now that she’s rich as fuck, and not just some failed actress, she can do whatever the fuck she wants for attention and still feel good about it…

You see, this bitch was MIRI in Zack and MIRI make a Porno, and beyond that her IMDB was pretty shit…

But then this movie about singing in the Glee Club came out with Anna Kendrick and it blew the fuck up, her lottery win…and now she’s worth 100s of millions, is an active producer and director…that B-Level actor life is no more…and it was all just luck….and probably a series of dick sucks…but luck…

So as she promotes her 300 year old bikini body, cuz she’s got an ego….all I see is thighs that likely rub together…being the exhibitionist slut all these actors are…just richer than most exhibitionist sluts….but still exhibiting slutty….

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2019

18

Jun

Demi Lovato Looks Great of the Day

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Demi Lovato wearing a shirt that says I am Unbreakable..does the back say.. As Long as There is Narcan Around?

I guess she’s a fucking tank, and in being a tank, it takes a lot of fucking HEROIN to actually kill her…but I have confidence that it will eventually kill her as she struggles with her celebrity…and I know I won’t care because I find Demi Lovato a weak cunt…but more importantly I find her an unappreciative cunt who thinks she’s more important than she is as she struggles with fake mental illness to be a cop out for her cunt behavior….it is just sick…

She’s rich as fuck, has this great life, could move to a series of mansions all over the place and fuck off on entertainment to just chill, but instead she’s out here having overdoses to inspire her fans to get on opiates like her.

She’s trash, parents and brands should boycot her…addiction isn’t a disease, it’s a choice for weak people, and to encourage that despite her bad behavior is wrong…

Brands should have clauses that say “if the celeb cunt we pay lots of money to does drugs or overdoses, she’s gotta pay us back”…rather than finding new ways to ride her dick cuz she makes good sales…garbage.

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2019

18

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

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Full titty Lindsay Lohan….the legend…who I like to think I am a genuine fan of – despite hating everything – because she represents a great time in all of our lives, just probably not a great time in her life, when she was coming of age in the paparazzi when the tabloids still mattered, dealing with being a fucking mental case coddled rich kid child star, trying to navigate LA….and failing…with DUI car accidents and other fun things because she was fun.

I am a believer that Lohan and her awesome tits, the only GINGER tits that matter…will make a huge fucking comeback and it’d be great to be a part of that by witnessing that in my lifetime…the Lohan Oscar win is not just her dream, it is all of our dream…

She’s amazingly still alive and that’s a great starting point for a better tomorrow.

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2019

18

Jun

Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne….who I am sure she wasn’t even hacked and it was just tactic to post a nude and get talked about like a victim, instead of whore……because Bella Thorne is such a troll you don’t even realize she’s a dude. She just trolls that hard..

She just plays every angle to be the leader or voice of this slutty internet generation…posting nudes, pretending they have been raped and have daddy issues, are all sex positive…judgemental but pretending to not be judgemental…becuase they are all full of shit, humans are just as shitty as they’ve always been, still greedy opportunists…manipulating the public for personal gain..

She isn’t hot, she’s disgusting…but people like her tits, but clearly they’ve never seen her tits ….the nips are gross..

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2019

18

Jun

Elle Fanning Tits of the Day

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Elle Fanning scares me. She’s so fucking pale and I find it creepy…I assume it’s from being raised in a cage, given acting classes as the back-up to Dakota Fanning, in the event she had a mental breakdown and the family needed to find a quick replacement…they worked too damn hard for this…TOO damn hard for this…

With that fact, we can conclude that Elle Fanning, the younger sister, has the younger sister complex, never feeling adequate since she grew up less famous, so as she gets more and more and more famous, she still has a hole in her soul that will never be filled….and that hole in their is what we need to get slutty attention seeking….

The fannings look like they were created in the lab, or like they are aliens sent to earth to penetrate American pop culture…and I don’t know what this tit looks like but I know I don’t like it…at all..

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2019

18

Jun

Kara Del Toro Wet Bikini of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the third most famous person with the last name Del Toro that I can think of, but I don’t really keep track of these things, and I didn’t use the google to inspect…

She is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Marciano, the Moroccan who discovered GIGI HADID cuz her dad sold her to him, and who Kate Upton claims grabbed her tits, in a totally reasonable thing to do, considering her tits were so big and he was paying her for her time like the whore that she is….

So we can assume that this LA based Sugar Baby….KAT DEL TORO is one of those sex workers who doesn’t report her sponsor or sugar daddy to the authorities or media…as she needs him to keep signing the checks as she pretends to be a model…

This is her pretending to model.

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2019

18

Jun

Bella Hadid Bra Top on the Runway of the Day

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Bella Hadid is in the dumbest scandal of all time….she posted a pic of her shoe, cuz she’s a show off, and high fashion and wants to make her audience, who I am sure is hotter, despite being dumber than her, to feel inadequate in their shit lives, and desperate to improve their life, using high fashion overpriced products to fill that void…shit they can’t afford, that is worth nothing cuz it is made in china…

The typical fashion production meeting goes like this “I can get these made in China for 2 dollars a unit”….to which they say “let’s sell them for 2,500 a pair, because our name is prestige”….

Anyway, her scandal is that she took a pic of her shoe, there was a Saudi Plane in the background, the muslims or arabs or white leftists are saying she was saying “Kick the Saudis”…despite being half Palestinian, so far removed from Palestine….and now she’s trying to back pedal…when really she should be taken out back and shame killed for disgracing the Nation of Islam, instead she remains a terrorist on the youth who follow her..

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2019

17

Jun

MTV Movie Awards Round Up of the Day

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THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS HAPPENED…and I didn’t notice, because I thought MTV died, and felt fine in that thought process…you know like when you pretend that someone you hate is dead, and you find comfort in that….

The truth is that MTV is still around and trying to exist, hoping that the kids of today get nostalgic like they have with ever re-make that has been happening, and that eventually they turn to MTV for great programming again..they are a billion dollar brand they can’t drown….which always amazes me that it would ever get to this point…they have such huge budgets and capabilities to do anything and everything yet still fucking fail. It is weird….

Anyway, an award show happened, I am not a news site, I am a titty site, I don’t need to know celeb gossip, or events, it gets in the way of the tits, so in having NO idea it happened we’ve still got the ROUND UP of the sluts who were at the award show….doing Award show things…celebrating that they’ve already won at life…because they are invited to these things, when you aren’t even invited to your family’s Father’s day BBQ….loser.

Award shows are a lie, marketing hype and ability to sell sponsors and use celebs to hype themselves up….but then the tits show up and it’s ok.

Sydney Sweeney and her massive tits