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2019

14

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Wet Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio how fucking old is she?

She’s really out there still doing this?

She must be 40 on paper, but officially 45 since all models lie about their age, they are self involved narcissistic cunts who try to stretch their careers like that.

You’d think she’d find a way to distance herself from this…start a fucking coffee shop or Brazilian meat restaurant….but continuing the half nakedness, that’s straight up just some bitch who doesn’t want to face reality, deal with aging, admit she’s aged, continuing to jump in through the hoop…

There’s something really desperate and lame when old ladies do slutty things, like grow the fuck up and leave it for the less tainted bitches who don’t have two kids.

Doesn’t she have a team of advisors so that she doesn’t need to be doing this?

I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to be doing this.

Yet she is doing it…

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2019

14

Jun

Elle Fanning Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why ELLE Fanning is framing her vagina with her hands…like some pretentious asshole film director trying to frame his shot, or like Madonna doing the Vogue, or like some spiritual new age idiot framing her ORA….but I can assume it’s to draw attention to what she thinks her most important feature is…her vagina….not because it represents her womanhood and femininity with her womb…but because it gives her orgasms when touched proper and is her bargaining chip over men to get what she wants out of them…

THE VAGINA…the focal point of any woman..not for breeding, but for simulating breeding but pulling out before it’s too late…

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2019

14

Jun

Charli XCX Topless of the Day

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MORE BASKETBALLS…All these bitches have their tits out today, I assume for the Raptors…beating that homosexual Steph Curry Chicken…But maybe that’s just me thinking basketball, because it’s all anyone fucking talks about since Toronto won…

It’s like shut the fuck up, some of us find sports really fucking gay and aren’t into men running around with each other….not to mention it is really just modern slavery, where these weird white people own these teams that use black people to make them lots of money…sure they pay them a lot of money…to be put up against each other on the court or field…but the people at the top…the whites are doing on their backs…

Not that this has anything to do with CHARLI XCX with her tits out for attention, but who gives a fuck about CHARLI XCX or her tits. NOT ME…that’s who.

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2019

14

Jun

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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MORE BASKETBALLS TO SUPPORT THE CANADIANA BASKETBALL FEDERATION OF DRAKE….

Some bolt on tits on some who gives a fuck garbage instagram slut who produces shitty slutty content without going to the fucking paint and doing full slutty content in a cocktease that has made money cockteasing which is really just fucking RUDE….

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO COCKTEASES IN THE PAST…

I DO…

It’s one of the life lessons all young girls should be taught, be a classy lady or be a slut, but don’t be a bit of both cuz it makes people mad and they won’t know how to treat you.

Not to say that REN is a lady…she’s clearly a slut…but NOT quite slutty enough.

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2019

13

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Tits of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is our goddess, our spirit animal, the creature we worship every SUNDAY while washing our feet and eating FISH….

She is a legend, possibly the messiah, definitely MY messiah….and in all these years she’s been out there chilling on her celebrity after all her breakdowns that I’ve been privy to….I’m ready for her comeback.

I have been encouraging in all my posts about her – whenever I get around to doing posts about her – because she’s not so good at whoring out on instagram….BECAUSE I KNOW….she will win an OSCAR in her lifetime. Once she’s ready.

She’s still young enough, despite looking old, and she’s still wild, but there is no doubt in my mind…that she’ll be back…

She’s just testing the waters…with her hot LOHAN tits out…

I will forever be a fan….even though I hate everything…it’s just that we go way back and she represents such a cooler time in Celebrity…when it mattered before everyone was a fucking celeb….ya know.

I guess what I am saying is Lohan is everything and her tits look fucking killer….maybe they’ve been updated…maybe they are only 12 years old, not quite a teenager in puberty, they just got their period….

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2019

13

Jun

Noah Cyrus Braless Tits of the Day

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I love that the no bra wifebeater outfit is a trend, not because I am into style or fashion but because I am into tits…plus I was in my 20s when this was a style in the punk scene…but only the real hot girls would pull it off…the real edgy people would pull it off..so it’s some Nostalgia for me…

With any great thing that happens in fashion and style, comes unfortunate thing like the bold troll bitches who buy into the fashion and style trend thinking it applies to them…

There is no fashion police saying “Hey fatty, don’t wear those leggings”….like there is no fashion police saying “he big ugly cyrus nips, put a bra on, leave the nips to your sister”….

But there should be, but instead we have all these empowered idiots…doing their bullshit and it’s annoying but still nipples.

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2019

13

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is showing you all how strong her tuck game is…because she is a rumored tranny – but that just may be a rumor I’ve been perpetuating since the dawn of this website, back when Nicole Scherzinger was a vegas fetish stripper, before becoming a dancer in the Pussy Cat Doll stageshow that went viral and made a bunch of idiots a bunch of money they would never have made if they tried that shit today..

So maybe she does in fact have a real, genuine, original, came when manufactured…and when trying to broker more deals like her solo career….PUSSY…

Who knows…

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2019

13

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes and her deflated looking old lady titties in a bikini – being the DJ wife now that she doesn’t have a full time Victoria’s Secret modeling job, but has every intention to make sure her DJ husband, the man who fathered her kids…and probably a handful of DJ groupie kids…IBIZA you know…gets wild…

I guess what happens is when these old ladies try to get fit, they lose the important fat, to get rid of the hard to reach fat, like the titty fat….it’s a small sacrifice for them to not have an old lady mom gut…sacrifice the titties for the flat stomach…but I’m sure when you’re an IBIZA DJ and all you see are big hot tits topless…your model wife who annoys you, who isn’t still a model, who doesn’t even have tits…looks far less amazing than she did when she was in her early 20s before you knocked her up.

POINT BEING…bikini pics of an old lady, ex model….named DOUTZEN….which when translated to english means “deflated tits in a bikini due to deflated confidence from having a deflating career and a marriage that involves a DJ husband deflating his balls all over young hot models”…..

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2019

13

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence was a girl who wanted to be a model, who starved herself out to be a model, and who didn’t make it as a model the traditional way, and took their “you’re too big” to heart…and decided to become a fat chick activist….even though she was never fat…she was just told she was because the model agencies needed a way to get rid of her…

BUT SHE SHOWED THEM…

She said – “Plus sized is in” and “people are fat”….and “fat people have a voice, but more importantly the level of insecurity that makes them pull out their credit cards to buy anything to make them feel better about being their fat self”….

So she started carb-loading….Marathon athlete level carb loading….without the fitness..all to FAT-FACE like BLACK-FACE it…and pull an empowering viral video, get fat chick followers, sell to brand…and be empowered while eating all the bad food she couldn’t when she tried being a legit model…rather than a fat fetish model…

Boring….but here’s her fat tit…

If you’re into fat fetish tit, there are a bunch of fat girls on Instagram trying to be hot, pretending to be hot, doing the instagram model thing, but doing it at 300 pounds because they think they can – positive reinforcement or something…when really just becoming fat fetish models with fat tits out…like back in the day when you needed to go to the magazine store to get your obscure fetish magazines to see BBW shit that I’ll never understand…

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2019

13

Jun

Kate Hudson Bikini Body of the Day

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I live a pretty uneventful life, besides drinking myself to death alone in my basement apartment that smells of black mold and death….sitting on a soiled couch I found off the street…I don’t do much…I don’t see many people…except my obese wife who I occassionally have to eat out, to keep her happy as she pays the rent…..

With that being said, these Kate Hudson pics in her bikini are not the highlight of my pathetic existence of a day…

I know what you’re thinking…maybe I am not a Kate Hudson fan and that I don’t care for Kate Hudson…and you’re right.

The rich kid, mooched off her mom’s celebrity, who fucked everyone in hollywood, and became an actress before making Owen Wilson attempt to kill himself…is not something I’m a fan of, or interested in…

But the bikini in the pics usually overpowers that….and the fake tits usually overpower that…but the mom gunt on her 40 year old body…is winning this round….

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