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2019

12

Jun

Gigi Hadid Pussy Print of the Day

We are living in the BIKE SHORT revival….and as someone who used to call people Gayer Than Bicycle Short, which was a dis I used against a lot of people, but mainly on fallen crackhead soldier – DJ AM, back in the having sex with Nicole Riche Days, before he was the biggest DJ in the world right at the cusp of the DJ taking over music… in what is pretty weak dis, but now that Bike Shorts are a fashion statement, it makes me almost a PROPHET unfortunately NOT FOR Profit, because I fail at most things…but Gigi Hadid’s not failing at showing off her pussy lips in a cameltoe…

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2019

12

Jun

Delilah Belle Hamlin Birthday Pussy Print of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is in a pussy pop off with her mom …..

A pussy pop off is when girls on the internet compete for male attention by showing off their pussies…in the most creative way possible so that they don’t look like shameless whores, while still being enough of a whore to get noticed…it’s a difficult balancing act.

Lisa Rinna, the mom, is a fucking whore…so it is only natural that her LA raised daughter living in this generation of everyone being a whore…would be a SUPER whore…the comicbook movie I should write…but I’m lazy…SUPER WHORE…

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2019

12

Jun

Julianne Hough Nudity of the Day

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It’s RUMSPRINGA up in here for this BAD Mormon Bitch, who like so many people raised in the church, any CHURCH, but primarily Latter Day Saints church, where I think she was molested by people and forced to fuck her brother, because you don’t become sibling dance partners without some incest pervert orchestrating the whole thing….

Even though, my experience with Mormon is that a girl who used to masturbate on one of our stepGIRLS snapchat back when we ran that racket….is now a mormon…from fingering herself in the backseat of her car on some family road trip….to married and wholesome…weird how that works out….and almost as funny knowing she was masturbating for the people before finding Jebediah or whoever runs Mormonism….as when girls do the Julianne Hough and fucking get slutty after having BEEN slutty…due to the repressive life.

All this to say…nice nude. Where’s the fisting? I mean she dated Seacrest the Anal Fiend…there must be more to Julianne Hough than this.

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2019

12

Jun

Liz Hurley Bikini Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley, like so many moms, thanks to the internet…where they get all kinds of health and beauty tips on Youtube, and all kinds of fashion and style tips on Instagram….and can finally live out their life as a trendy, with it, mom…who often times looks better than their fat and lazy teen daughters…whilst wearing their leggings or thong…because unlike their teen daughters, youth is not on their side…and unlike their teen daughters…society doesn’t look at her fatness as an empowering thing…these teens are a generation of be slutty no matter what you look like…where as old mom needs to really work hard at being hot….through diet and exercise…those leggings or bikinis….NEED TO BE WORN…you know to feel like they aren’t 100 fucking years old.

I am not against sluts of any age being sluts even if they are past their prime…as long as they keep trying….I think it should be encouraged…so good work granny HURLEY…

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2019

12

Jun

Irina Shayk Embraces the Single Life of the Day

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Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper have broken up over Brad Cooper being a self absorbed cunt who makes terrible fucking movies, that the world mistakenly celebrates, even though it is shit…

It was a sad case of realizing that true love may not last forever, but child support payments if you Sugar Baby proper can last 18 years…

In Brad Cooper’s defence, hot soulless Russian sex workers can be a pain in the ass, and he can fuck anyone who is not a pain in the ass, being Brad Cooper…you know lock in some hot groupies who work as your slave, not some entitled Russian you knocked up who thinks she’s got the control of you with her banged out pussy…

WELL…like clockwork, Irina, knowing the world is watching over, by posting up ass pics…for the world to remember what she’s good at….being a whore…who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz it reduces the chance of BABY making.

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2019

11

Jun

Big Girl Bebe Rexha Pussy Print of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is disgusting…and I am sure she knows it, but just doesn’t care, because she also knows if she pretends to love her fat self, it will inspire other girls who she is trying to manipulate into buying her music and concert tickets…on some Meghan Trainor hustle….or some Demi Lovato pre Heroin overdose hustle…who would try to post these “raw” images of herself that were fully curated and staged to tell some bullshit storyline…while actual raw images of her would be her railing lines of heroin, covered in puke, raging….the real Demi…

So the media has figured out that fat girls are the easiest to scam into buying shit….they are the ones most insecure and eager to fill their void with shopping, like they did with eating…and this is what happens..everything becomes targeted to fat people…

They even let BEBE REXHA…have a career as BEBE REXHA….despite having been behind the scenes as a writer for so long, clearly capable of being this back when she wasn’t in her 30s, but getting it now…cuz they need fat…the title of this story is “a too old and too fat to be a popstar being a popstar is out there confusing me..”

Here she is in a magazine.

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2019

11

Jun

Zendaya in a Bikini in a Magazine You Perverts of the Day

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I don’t know Zendaya, or much about Zendaya…

I do know that she was a Disney kid, so you perverts probably fucking love that, you’ve probably watched her grow up….and now jerk off to her…not that you didn’t then…

I think the key Chris Hansen strategy would be to find out who the Single Males who subscribe to the Disney channel are, and raid their fucking houses, not trying to rain on your pervert parade here…and I don’t blame you as much as I blame the parents and the media companies for producing smut for you that is totally inappropriate and that they know is inappropriate….because I know you’re a half retard who can’t control his urges and they are like a drug pushing pushing drugs on an addict….mean people…

Zendaya was in Shake it Up and Frenemies with Bella Thorne…but you already knew that…so the two girls from the same place, figured out being slutty on the internet their own way…and we all support there hard work and effort….even if it required no work or effort and is just shameless.

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2019

11

Jun

Alexis Ren Wet and Topless of the Day

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If Alexis Ren has taught me anything…It’s that all you need to do is get half naked on the internet – in silly dramatic poses – in amazing destinations – with a boyfriend that girls find hot and you go viral….

I know 30 year old women who were inspired by the Alexis Ren instagram love story, they got fit, actually worked out…got face injections…started their own travel feed of them in bikinis in great places…like they had a shot…and I guess if you’re persistent enough on instagram you can have a shot…but the fact that this dopey faced retard looking hot body with bolt on tits was the face of that, the voice, the idol that made other girls say “I can be a whore on instagram, if people don’t find it being a whore, cuz you’re on a tropical vacation”…and this whole movement started…

This is source pussy of all that…the one who got the most hype…a legend no one actually gives a shit about…but who still does this half naked thing cuz it works for her….it got her on Dancing wit the Stars you know!!!

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2019

11

Jun

Amber Heard Nipples of the Day

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This is Amber Heard being a black widow cunt, who didn’t stand by her husband she made vows to stand by, in her only being with him because he was the biggest star at the time, and she just sucked the fucking life out of him, day by day, mind fucking him, cheating on him, manipulating him…and worst of all..FILMING HIM and exploiting him by leaking that shit..

This is Amber Heard also being a nipple exposing, anything for attention, do my nipples offend you, cuz I like to use them as a cheap ploy to get people to notice me now that I don’t have the biggest star as my husband but rather the dude I destroyed publicly cuz I am a black widow cunt…

I realize I’ve said this before, but it’s HOW I feel about these bitches who throw their husbands under the fucking bus when they are supposed to be loyal to them – in partnership before GOD – which may not mean much since there is no god – but it should mean more than calling the cops on your man, exposing his private life to the world, whether it’s telling the coffee shop staff how small his dick is, when he’s not a public figure,…or going to TMZ when he is.

It is a garbage person doing GARBAGE things..

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2019

11

Jun

Olivia Culpo Thong of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is some instagram whore, who is pretty old, and who has been out here hustling the instagram for a while now…

She started as a pageant girl, which I guess got her noticed…

Then she moved onto fucking celebs that she had access to….all growing her social media audience….all around the time when the influencer thing just happened…and like a Staples “THAT WAS EASY” button…all she had to do was post pics of herself…doing things she was already doing…and get paid…so cashing in is what she’s doing…

From the Jonas brother she was fucking, she’s gone onto fuck Athletes, she’s from Rhode Island or Delaware or some shit, it’s kinda the dream to fuck that NFLer…so she’s had a few of those…

Now she’s in Maxim, which still exists, in whatever iteration this is….new owners or whatever…doing a hot ass in a thong and nude shoot…to be jerked off to as all women want to get jerked off to….and this is the best we’ve seen her…keep up the getting naked for dude magazines girls…

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