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2019

10

Jun

Lisa Rinna Grandma Whore Pussy Dance of the Day

Ok Lisa Rinna.. and her mangled fucking old lady face, I mean it’s heavily fucking mangled….is out there doing a PUSSY DANCE….which for those who don’t know is an instagram dance move women do whilst in bikinis or their panties involving leading in their dance with their pussies…while the rest of them follow…

Dancing, is one of those weird things that I can be into watching a girl do when she’s out there stripping….but watching people dance, especially on mute, is just fucking awkward and even uncomfortable, especially when the old ex-Playboy girl, who may have a decent old lady body, is out there with her muppet face….doing it.

Watching this brings weirdness…cuz part of you will like it, part of you will be disturbed by it, and part of you will have a hard time looking away from her face that looks like a halloween mask…

For those of you who follow Lisa Rinna, this is her daughter Delilah Belle who also has a mangled face, but is out there being an instagram influencer, cuz all girls have mangled faces these days.

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2019

10

Jun

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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RITA ORA is some attention seeking trash….who reminds of a story…

I walked by the public pool that is now open and I saw three older ladies, definitely in menopause tanning because it was the first hot day here, and these three older ladies, not just one of the older ladies, you know the one in the group who is recently divorced and found a trainer and a diet plan that works for her, some out there reliving her youth cuz she still has a pussy, that doesn’t even need to get wet, it’s got lube for that….

Instead, it was a trio of the slutty old lady, because I think that’s just how the internet is training women to be…and all three were sitting like this, spread legged in some tight bathing suit bottoms, their mom pussies filling a nice mound they wanted the young lifeguards to see and get hard over, but it’s the internet era, we don’t get hard just looking at hot chicks, it’s not the 80s anymore assholes…we need to see assholes being stretched out and fed to get hard…

Point being, the spread legged stance, is some exhibitionism….that a lot of women do, and that Rita Ora is doing…and it is great…even if the women doing it aren’t…like Rita Ora, some bottom of the barrel only famous cuz she’s eager and has great tits…great tits that are also making an appearance in this pic.

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2019

10

Jun

Sarah Hyland Found her Tits of the Day

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Sarah Hyland has found her tits….

I don’t really know what has inspired her, maybe it was her near death experience when her body rejected her Kidney, that made her see the light and realize that not being a whore on instagram was a fucking fail…and that to stay relevant, to get with the program, to be current, and to not give a fuck, or at least pretend to not give a fuck, she’s found her tits….the vehicle and vessel needed to really matter in this slutty, perverted, world..

Sure, showing cleavage and hard nips is so low level smutty in this era of show everyone your asshole…but I see the move to social media erotica….and I encourage it, despite how creepy and weird looking she may be…

Keep the showing off the titty up!!

See, this is me being encouraging…I am a positive force in the slutty of the world…

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2019

07

Jun

Elsa Hosk Hot Tits of the Day

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I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….

These tits aren’t being pulled out the way I’d want them to be pulled out – since I’ve see them pulled out before…but they are still there…to look at in excitement an think to ourself “How did this pro Swedish Basketball player not become a model sooner”….as she only really broke out at 27…

My other question is – does all of Swedish female basketball look like this, cuz if it does, I want season tickets for my chronic masturbation purposes…

I guess now that this one has fully made it – there’s no need for the nipples they used to get her noticed early on…

But I am sure we will get to see her nipples again…and that is all I care about….the future is bright…

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2019

07

Jun

Phoebe Price Still Amazing of the Day

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Phoebe Price has taken it to the next level.

This right here is the beauty of social media.

It allows women to see what their audience cares to see.

It has made more and more women sex workers than anything else out there.

Because they like the attention they get…

Just more and more naked.

I’ve bugged Phoebe to let me film her sex tape or release her sex tape..

She refuses…

But we can all watch her panties being pulled on her big ass…and it’s a good time…a great time…a legendary hero to us all.

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2019

07

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Got Them Tits out of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the fucking worst..

She’s lucky she used her pussy, like a good Christian….to manipulate Bieber into marrying her ass no pre-nup all cuz she let him have her virginity when she was 16 and was back-burnered through all that Selena Gomez Drama, now getting what she deserves..

I guess this is her serious face where she thinks she looks like a hot muppet…no emotion…jacked up with injections..

She’s a dude…I know it…not a stretch since Bieber’s first love was sucking Usher’s dick for fame.

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2019

07

Jun

Perrie Edwards Bikini of the Day

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Perrie Edwards is in a bikini…

She’s from some shitty UK pop band called Little Mix, because the UK loves shitty pop bands….

She’s probably too old to be in a pop band by now, but I do remember Perrie Edwards because I posted her leaked nudes, and never has my twitter, that has since been deleted, RIP @drunkstepfather, those oppressive bastards…..seen so much action…

Like insane fucking fan base going nuts, calling me a pervert for calling her a slut, sexual offense accusations for posting her nudes, all good things…that made me feel like I am still alive and not some corner of the internet alone and jacking off…

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2019

07

Jun

Rowan Blanchard Hairy Tits of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a Disney star…..

who believes in empowerment or body positivity and won’t let the patriarchy, or Toxic Masculinity with their unrealistic expectations of women bring her down, she’s a woman, a proud woman, who takes ownership on her tits and the fact that she’s got chest hair despite being a woman, cuz that’s what happens when you’re dark and hairy, just ask that Alyssa Milano cunt…who had really fucking hair arms, but who got laser to deal with it, cuz hair, despite being natural, doesn’t always look awesome on things like TITS…

NOT THAT A LITTLE HAIR WOULD GET IN THE WAY OF OUR TITTY PLAY…cuz tits, especially pushed up tits, always have a way of winning even when they are hairy..the tit itself outshines the hair growing on the tit..cuz we are tit obsessed perverts. HEY!

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2019

07

Jun

Nicole Murphy Hard Nipples of the Day

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Nicole Murphy who may be Halle Berry because they look the same…not in an all black people look the same…I am not a racist…but in a short hair, busty, light skin black girl…with white moms who liked having black men to cum up inside them only to be raised by their white moms because obviously…the black dad has dozens of other kids to ignore…which I guess could be a racist thing to say….

I mean maybe I shouldn’t generalize knocking up white women…then ditching

She’s got some big fucking tits, on her old lady body, that I guess she bought with her Eddie Murphy divorce settlement or child support payments…because she was with him from the age of 20 in 1988 til 2004 and they have 5 kids together…5 kids that got to suck these titties…

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2019

07

Jun

Brooke Burke – Old Fucking Vampire Bathing Suit Slut of the Day

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Brooke Burke has expired long ago…WILD ON was 30 fucking years ago and 30 fucking children cuz girl is a breeder…

But she still gets into bating suits for photoshoots to distract from her zombie half dead probably filled with filler face…I mean she’s had fake tits since they were invented in the 80s….a little filler to fill the Playboy pussy face up isn’t that much of a stretch…especially when your whole focus is to be a HOT chick despite being a 60 year old chick…

Point being, gross but you like it, so here…take it from me.

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