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2019

11

Jun

Rihanna Slutty of the Day

Rihanna is a bad girl….the single most important person on the island of Barbados…even if the people of Barbados used to hate on her and shit talk her…making fun of her for being some ghetto broke bitch, but also for being a sex worker who would fuck white tourists who were rolling through town…when she was 14….leading to her song and dance career….but probably all suck her dick at her 100 million dollar Barbados mansion they likely work for…as things workout when your career works out…

This is Rihanna being older, bigger, but hotter than ever…because there’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, to launch a Career…but it helps….

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2019

11

Jun

Selena Gomes New Tits and Face of the Day

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Selena Gomez brought her big tits she got in rehab, since she’s always in rehab, typical rich girl who was sold to Barney as a child and is still out there earning….thanks to a mom who liked fame more than her own daughter’s well being…so much so that Selena ended up with Lupus….and is going to probably die from Lupus….despite buying organs from her fans to sustain her…

The interesting thing with these pictures is how Selena posts up a pic of herself…that looks totally different than her her actual bloated self from the paparazzi….I guess the big doughy chipmunk cheeks is from the LUPUS…and she like to scale it the fuck back…to where they should be…in what I guess is a life without LUPUS but a life with face injections fantasy…

Who cares.

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2019

11

Jun

Sofia Richie Tight Leggings of the Day

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Sofia Richie, Lionel’s Real Daughter…who can do no wrong because his sperm made her and all these narcissists love their off sping, they want to give them everything, they want them to have their best life, they have all the resources in the world, I mean he’s Lionel Richie, so that his kid doesn’t have to work…and she doesn’t.

It’s hard to relate, being a broke as motherfucker with no kids, because no girl ever wanted to have my baby over the years, cuz they had a brain, insight and didn’t have my information to find me for payment, because I give fake information, I don’t need no narcs coming at me with some Maury Shit…

But I can assume if I had a kid, and I was a rich person, I’d just throw money at them to keep them busy, keep them out of my way, shut them up…buy their love, etc….

Who cares if it leaves them empty shells, everyone is an empty shell. Who cares if they don’t contribute to the world, no one contributes to the world…and who is to say her in a bikini isn’t her contributing to the world…

Sofia Richie

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2019

10

Jun

Britney Spears Beach Body of the Day

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How about some Britney Spears beach body, on the beach, living the best life she can in her prison that was created by her family…they wanted to maintain control on her so that she’d keep on earning for them….you can’t take a lottery ticket out back and let it drown in self-hatred and cheetos dust…you gotta medicate them and make them the zombie robot that shows up and gets paid….it just makes financial sense.

Anyway….I guess they let her have off days, after locking her in rehab days, where she can do that whole beach thing for the paparazzi and pretend she’s fucking normal…when she’s not normal…she’s Britney motherfuckers…an entity of her own, kidnapped in plain sight, still out there fighting the good fight as a passive abused scared person who just wants to keep earning for the family…you see Jamie Lynn’s got babies to pay for and money doesn’t grow on their Bayou trees…it takes song and dance motherfuckers…song and motherfucking dance.

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2019

10

Jun

Charli XCX Gay Pride Nipples of the Day

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Charli XCX got her gay tits out…..

Charli XCX brought her tits out for Gay Pride, because I guess that’s what these girls are doing this year to celebrate DICK ON DICK sex, you know making themselves a part of it, as a supporter, or in Charli XCX a performer who probably has a mainly homo fan base….because Homos like shitty popstars, they find them so fierce and fabulous and OMG…or some shit…especially new generation queers who are far less interesting or edgy than old generation queers…nothing progressive here….

Charli XCX is some UK pop shit who moved to LA and became as famous as she is, which is not really that famous, by using her tits….so it only makes sense that when an excuse like PRIDE and showing you support for Pride comes up….you gotta get them nipples in a “do my nipples offend you”….stance….

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2019

10

Jun

Carrie Underwood Almost Upskirt of the Day

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Carrie Underwood is showing the inner bottom quadrant of her right ass cheek..and I am sure at least one of you has a fetish for the whole seeing ass cheek from the front…even if it’s just a fraction of an ass cheek from the front…cuz you know that part of the ass is closest in proximity to the anus and pussy hole…egg hole….

I don’t know what this is for..but she’s just misbehaving like all the girls are these days….and we can all collectively blame Simon Cowell for this old woman not working as a stripper or cocktail waitress in some small town….with dreams of being famous….but a reality that is Walmart shopping, trailer park living, all American, processed food eating…whore…

Reality TV created this star who if life didn’t pan out for her right, could have been better used in so many other ways…like fucking to pay her rent….so when I see this…I see how the system failed US…

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2019

10

Jun

Christina Milian Epic Pussy Print of the Day

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Christina Milian with the pussy print / pussy lip slip to remind us she is still around and that she’s a mom…a mom who probably hasn’t raised her kid at all, but rather just used the kid to get that monthly check from the baby daddy, so that she can go off and live her best life at Vegas Pool Parties, as she does….with her pussy out…as girls do…trying to be Kardashians…worse when they are in LA and that close to the action….because Milian has been trying to get her slice of the Kardashian hype on social media since early on…and behaving like this is what that is about…

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2019

10

Jun

Cindy Bruna Wet for Fashion of the Day

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Cindy Bruna is some younger, but not young in Model years, half Congolese model…which means she’s from the CONGO…which means she may or may not have Ebola…or the immunity to Ebola….which would make for a very shitty STD to get…you know shitting out your eyeballs….

She’s rumored to be a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they are out there trying to increase her profile, because this is how they cultivate their new stars…which is a tactic to offset the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they sell at an inflated price….to idiot mall shoppers…

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2019

10

Jun

Irina Shayk Slutty Throwback Cause She’s Single of the Day

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Word on the street is Irina Shayk got dumped, here is a throwback of all her slutty SI stuff … because websites like compilations like this…social media like compilations like this…top 10 lists, clickbait, throwback celebrations of nonsense set to a news story so that we can thrw together flimsy fucking content and ride the viral wave or the HASHTAG so that we get TRENDING or spillover traffic from being trending…

HOWEVER…

I don’t have twitter, so I can ride that traffic wave…they’ve deleted me twice in the last few months, so I don’t even bother revisiting it, even if I should because websites, when left alone, with no social media…DIE…since everything is on social media…

I guess this is my “visit me in the cancer ward” before death phase…

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2019

10

Jun

Kylie Jenner Porno of the Day

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Teen mom Kylie Jenner showing off her ass injections.

The Kardashians are just so fucking weird looking….like little troll freaks who have been beat the fuck up by every weird cosmetic surgery procedure….but instead of the public looking on and saying “fuck that’s ugly”…or “fuck that’s trashy”….or “I guess it is interesting that you can take an ugly chick and make her look like a porn star, in an era when there is no pornstar, even though the whole family empire was built on porn, making Kim K the last standing pornstar…but they look fucking disgusting”…

Instead…they go “I want that look too”…

Every fucking girl I see on the streets has some variation of a Kardashian muppet face injection….and it’s weird fucking times…

Seeing before and after Kylie content is LOLZ, but instead of people clearly seeing the lie, and realizing she’s a troll, they buy her make-up…

What is wrong with the fucking world….to allow this kind of shit to exist…

Seriously…