SFW Archives - Page 178 of 1169 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2019

07

Jun

Madison Reed Bikini of the Day

Madison Reed is not Madison Beer and she is Not Ashley Madison, but based on the leaked nudes that were leaked of her a few years ago, she may have had more dick getting wet than Ashley Madison, thanks to being a sister to Victoria Justice, in the scene and most importantly…with herpes….

You see in her leaked nudes was a bunch of pics of her cunt spread open with a canker sore…that you know was for her doctor..to get the “yes that’s herpes”….

Cuz all these young girls are disgusting sluts who raw fuck anything cuz they know condoms are for pussies…and sick people….

At least that even with the herpes, she’s not scared to get in the water, you know that horrible STING….from the salt water….cuz she likes being in a bikini and won’t let that herp get her down. HERP empowerment like she was Usher who we must wonder whether he gave Bieber herpes like he gave that woman herpes…we will never know.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER AND HER SISTER VICTORIA SECRET JUSTICE
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW

2019

07

Jun

Jordyn Jones on Instagram of the Day

No Comments »

Jordyn Jones who is possibly one of January Jones’ fatherless children, even though we all know the baby daddy is Tom Jones, because that’s all I’ve got to work with here…

I mean why do you expect me to write something clever about someone I’ve never heard of…

Just let me put her bikini pic up in peace, so that you can stare at it and jack off to it, or whatever..

I can’t take this pressure of trying to write about something I don’t care about when I just like looking at the pictures…

You assholes have pushed me too far.

Posted in:Jordyn Jones|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Overrated Overpaid Hard Nipple of the Day

No Comments »

I know that Jennifer Lawrence has this impression or this reputation of being this very famous and very important starlet, who is very relevant, very well paid, nominated for Oscars, really on the top tier for whatever reason….because she’s pretty fucking average to me…

But the most relevant thing that she’s ever done was have her tits out in leaked nudes for whoever she was fucking, allowing us to see that despite being an overrated scam, she had great tits and tits go a long way….so that’s probably why she’s out here braless and hard nippled cuz of all that feedback she’s got from being that leaked nude trashy pervert we were all hyped to be a part of thanks to the martyr who got arrested for the hack…

Either way, these are still pretty boring.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

No Comments »

A bunch of models took their tops off for fashion for Elle Magazine…like the sluts that they are….

Look at these sluts in dramatic poses, some far too old for this, behaving like low level sex workers…but spinning that storyline from being desperate to being art thanks to the magazine they are in….you know a commercial bullshit entity funded by advertisers…real fucking high concept…you idiots….it is all a lie, all a scam, a variation of porn that is hard to jack off to, but that is still inappropriate….not decent in an era where we are trying to find our morals and family values again…at least according to the American Christian radio I love to listen to because it’s hilarious…

Here are the pics, they suck, I know.

ANJA RUBIK

NAOMI CAMPBELL

DOUTZEN KROES

GISELE BUNDCHEN

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Tits for Fashion

2019

06

Jun

Paris Hilton Nipple Pasties of the Day

No Comments »

Paris Hilton is mad at the Abortion ban, not because she’s affected by the abortion ban, by this stage in her life she’s already menopausal and had all the abortions she’ll ever have….not because men have no right to decide how women run their body…she’s mad about the Abortion ban because she eats abortions for the stem cells to stay looking at 27 as she can for as long as she can…and she’s made it to 40 so it’s not so bad…

What is bad is that after a decade of her taking the back burner to her Kim Kardashian prodigy, she’s decided to start making an appearance again..boring…

But her nipples are out, not quite a Rick Solamon fucking her scene…but a nipple pasties scene and that’s ok…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Halsey Hard Nipples of the Day

No Comments »

Halsey and her new tits like all girls with new tits…is out there braless and hard nippled….doing whatever the fuck this is…that I am pretty confident doesn’t matter…but since it involves fake tits…and hard nipples it’s alright….even if everything else about Halsey is nonsense noise that just pollutes the pop culture world like the toxic slime she is…stuck to the music industry like a genital wart that won’t go away, but that instead just turns into Michael Douglas’ throat cancer..

WHAT I AM SAYING HERE is that Halsey, big tits now but prior to the big tits was some party girl who fucked DJs and one gave her a shot because that’s what DJs do as they are riding a scam also and like the share the wealth of that scam…the problem is that Halsey did a whole back story of a bi-racial girl who was homeless and drug addicted and she’s whined about it…but never forget how big of loser she was…prior to fame diluting that level of LOSER…

NEVER FORGET WHAT SHE WAS LIKE BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS ….

While staring at her big fake tits…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

06

Jun

January Jones Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

January Jones from such hits as who the fuck cares…has found SOCIAL MEDIA..and understands the complexity of social media which is basically tits get hits, but she already knew that – it’s the basis of her whole career…it was just done behind the scenes back then..

So she still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…I am sure it is challenging to pull off….get half naked / take selfie…

But these people just sort of stumble into this world, and I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother in the first place…just the same attitude but applied to putting dick in her….rich dick…because like Irina Shayk can tell you…if you’re gonna get knocked up make sure it’s with a dick that has a fat bank account to keep you paid well for the next 18 years when your careers fade as you age…

Sugar baby love doesn’t last forever, but the payments if you get knocked up last 18 years…

GOOD DEAL…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick and has her own money from her career….

I think we can collectively say too much time has been spent on January Jones right here, right now.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Kate Upton is out here in a bikini or bathing suit…showing off her mom body that for all intents and purposes has looked like a mom body since she first did Sports Illustrated at 18, thanks to her grandfather being the founder of WHIRLPOOL…yes THAT Whirlpool…and her having huge saggy mom tits that looked like the fed a tribe in Africa for a decade before going viral in the USA as the reminder that we still like tits..

I do not find her exciting, not pre baby, not post baby, equally dumpy only now her vagina is banged the fuck out, never quite the same….she’s overrated sure, but here’s some bikini tits out attempt to be hot, cuz not being hot worked for her before…and I’m sure will work for her again…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2019

06

Jun

Em Rat Cow Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Em Rat Cow and her weird belly button….and her weird trans face….but her great tits…put on some bikinis that I guess are part of her brand that she’s decided to build out because if you’re going to promote bullshit, it might as well should be your bullshit, so that you benefit on whether it explodes, or goes viral like both her and her pussy have done the last few years of social media whoring…

The only interesting thing about Em Rat Cow is how she polarized being a trans face on social media to become accepted and invited to events, high fashion events, like she matters…

I think it is more a testament to how the world has a boner for follower count and will let anyone with followers – not even real followers in…more than of ow important Em Rat Cow is in the world of pop culture, cuz she’s not really that important as the majority of people have no idea who she is…

JUST DON’T TELL HER THAT….cuz she thinks she’s important, that’s how she get in on these photoshoots…if she felt like the loser she clearly is you know the masterful troll she is…just existing cuz she gets naked….she’d probably have a harder time continuing the troll…you need NARCISSISM and delusion that people give a fuck about you to keep it going…to set up your own brand to sell product to the idiots…all to stroke that inflated ego…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2019

05

Jun

Cambrie Schroder Can’t Stop Being Slutty of the Day

No Comments »

CAMBRIE SCHRODER loves being a slut.

Cambrie Schroder can’t help but produce panty content on instagram wearing a sheer top with her nipples out, because girls are all coded the same…

If you can make it a social norm to show everyone your cunt, the world of women who own cunts will jump at the opportunity to show their cunts…

We are not there yet, but we may get there eventually, at the rate things are going I am surprised there aren’t pussy lip challenges, dick sucking challenges, amongst everyday girls….

The fact is women like attention, they like being sexualized, it makes them wet. It’s a fact, prove me wrong…

The proof is in the pudding and by pudding I mean instagram where all these sluts are naked all the fucking time…It is great…

Cambrie Schroder can’t help but do this angle, because as previously mentioned, she’s a woman and likes the attention, but also because her dad is Ricky Schroder from Silver Spoons, the liklihood of her riding his name further than she already has is minimal…so bust out the nipples and scream “DO THESE NIPPLES OFFEND YOU”….to which no one will say they offend them cuz they don’t offend us other than them not being buttholes…..but you have to “DO THESE NIPPLES OFFEND YOU”….despite no one ever being offended by nipples…with your nipple picture so that you have a reason, a protest, a purpose to post nipple content…when we all know you don’t need a reason girl…bring the nips…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|SFW

Archive for the SFW Category