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2019

17

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Gets Wet of the Day

I’ve been calling her a dude, who fell into stripping after taking on some female hormones, like the Vegas GoGo Dancing Showgirl, the no period thing was good, got her no blackout days…before before landing a job working as a PussyCat Doll, which turned into a Solo Career when all bitch does is dance like a gay man at a nigh club on one too many LUDES…

Well, she’s in her 40s now, still hard bodied, thanks to men aging better than women, and she’s really digging deep to show you that she doesn’t have a dick, and it isn’t a TUCK GAME STRONG situation..but rather she’s just a natural born woman with high testosterone from her fitness levels..and her hard face is just a matter of opinion…many men like a girl with strong edges…

Tranny or not, it’s not queer to jerk off to this, because if she identifies as a woman, and may in fact be a woman, with no sign of dick…you get that pass…

Those dudes who love trannies, call themselves straight, but suck the tranny dicks…do not…that’s just gateway homosexuality you closet case fuck….trans isn’t a gender of it’s own…if there’s a dick…you must ACQUIT…or admit you’re a homo.

Either way, Nicole Scherzinger likely has no dick, so let’s all enjoy this moment together.

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2019

17

Jun

Olivia “COCKBURN” Wilde in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Olivia Wilde is someone who was easy to laugh at in an infantile, elementary school way….because her last name is Cockburn…that’s a funny last name for someone who is in entertainment and had to make cocks burn to get where she’s at….and to hav WILDE as a stripper name, or stage name, or nom du plume, or whatever you want to call it was pretty weak as far as I’m concerned…not very creative at all..

I also never found her to be all that hot, but as it turns out, I’ve watched her in movies….and not once has she annoyed me…in fact she sucked me in and I left our one sided exchange thinking she was hot…so she’s one of those women who isn’t anything special, but knows witchcraft or something, and can suck you into thinking she is….

Here she is a mom in a bathing suit…not that hot…but I still like her and this site is ALL about me…

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2019

17

Jun

Sophie Mudd Massive Tits of the Day

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Whilst on the subject of big tits, you know some HORMONES in the food, all these skinny girls have big tits, here’s some Sophie Mudd with her big tits…just trying to make it in America the way she knows how, thanks to her god given talent, for her god given right to develop a social media following…that she can turn around and make money off of, and have a good life with, like a new Generation Rat Cow, only far more interesting than Rat Cow, cuz her tits are twice the size, and should therefore be worth twice the money, twice the hype unless tit size exponentially makes a woman more important….but I’m not mathematician…I’m just a titty observer who sees tits getting hits and making lives for the host bodies of said tits…

A pretty good deal, considering all she needed to do for this hype was go through puberty…and eat lots of dairy…

Work it…like you have no choice but to do…you know why people are here smashing that like / follow button – give them what they’re looking for.

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2019

17

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin wants to be Kim Basinger so bad but she’s got that Alec Baldwin head, which is a constant reminder to herself of how much of a disappointment she is, where that her own dad called her a little pig publicly when divorcing Kim Bassinger, but more interestingly, that he ran off to start a new family with his hot Yoga wife to off-set his first attempt with this one, and to start fresh…..

Ireland Baldwin, an early to instagram, beach surf influencer who went dark…lesbian…in and out of rehab..while her Christian cousin Hailey moved in and took over for the family, by partnering up with the Kardashians before marrying Bieber…leaving this one confused, in an identity crisis, with a dad who doesn’t even like her…

A 7 foot tall monster with proportionate tits, you’d never know was that massive….and she’s back out here bringing out the tits, making for a worthy and respectable comeback to the social media game.

I am a fan.

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2019

17

Jun

Heidi Klum Topless Dental Fetish of the Day

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Eugenics Heidi Klum with the dental fetish for those of you who like to see hot 50 year old tits that make no sense based on how old they are – doing some dental hygiene before bed in what could be a post blowjob get the cum out of my teeth or a pre blowjob I dont want to stink cuz I am old and my teeth are all rotting as they do when you get old….

The highlight of this self produced fetish porn is her underwear that she has on because it’s holding in her womb that has been destroyed by so many kids, and so many fistings thanks to SEALS dick being the size of a fist….forcing her to turn to anal for the normal sized dicks she gets…like so many women out there…

We live in a wild era of whores being allowed to be the whores they want to be on their own social media accounts they control…back in the day, seeing this would only happen if you were fucking Heidi Klum like so many people did…or if you were working at Victoria’s Secret and decided this was the creative direction of the shoot…

Hot times..

Here’s a throwback of her naked

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2019

17

Jun

Aubrey O’Day is Next Level of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is at it again with the insane photoshop

Her creative direction and overall vibe of her instagram is terrifying – like some kind of nightmare that I am sure she thinks is high art or whatever.

I do appreciate her photographer’s angles and ability to basically give her a pap smear with the camera…because why the fuck not focus on the hole which DIDDY and Paulie D or The Situation from Jersey shore have been up inside like they were DON TRUMP JR…..

Point being…her self produced content is fucking weird. Se’s making herself up to be a monster..a big titty, old lady, fat girl with face injection monsters a little too inspired by the Kardashians…weird.

what is this FACE??

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2019

17

Jun

Shakira Bikini Shaking of the Day

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Shakira was one of the most irritating hispanic stars to break through during that hispanic hype that washed over America, thanks to 50 percent of the population being hispanic, and thus having a huge impact on what was a hit song and what wasn’t…..allowing this hispanic to penetrate the industry and become a massive hit – despite how annoying her weird singing voice was….

So as it turns out, the now 40 year old Shakira, who once sang about her breasts being small and humble, reminding you to focus on her ass…is out producing bikini selfie video content showing off her ass in a bikini as she should….

It’s a big deal, because these international stars like Shakira….have this massive global celebrity…..

So maybe my posting her pics, as a mom, in bikini, showing off a fat ass, because her breasts are small and humble…will finally put this site on the map….

I like to make bikini asses in motion about me.

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2019

17

Jun

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Pussy Print of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a mom now, so her pussy print in her bathing suit as a bit more meaty..that it once was thanks to having a child shred it the fuck apart…unless she got a C-Section..which I am not aware of because she hasn’t answered my fan mail from the 90s when she first started modeling yet, but I am hopeful she will…

I like her because she’s been a model who gets naked for a long time, still looks good…

Bald men like her because she likes bald men….and had a baby with one…so long as the bald man is a celebrities with muscles who stars in action movies and has lots of money…

IT still gives the loser bald man hope that one day he will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws like baldness…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….we all have our weaknesses….

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2019

17

Jun

Margot Robbie See Through No Nipple of the Day

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Hollywood is fucking lazy. They like to use the same people over and over to generate a bunch of hype around so they can charge a bunch of money to cast them because they are “STARS” or whatever.

It’s really just a load of fucking bullshit, but people buy into it….

Margot Robbie, who isn’t hot, is thick and has short thick legs, is pushing 40, gets treated like a young hot thing, when she looks like a fucking middle aged mom at a Halloween party trying to be current….and hip….but instead is the one playing Harley Quinn…not dressing like the hot chick playing Harley Quinn….

Which alone makes her relevant because nerds, like Hollywood are fucking lazy, and consume whatever is fed to them…

Here she is in a see through dress, but not as see through as her break out role in Wolf of Wall Street….where she was naked…

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2019

14

Jun

Em Rat Cow Slutty of the Day

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Everything Em Rat Cow does is fucking stupid….

It lacks any substance, creativity, edginess…..

It is lazily put together, often times dumb, lame, poorly executed…

But she has tits and tits carry some people….and in Rat Cow’s case, it got her a following, that gives her opportunities to go places and do things, which is hilarious based on how USELESS she is in all aspects of her existence.

She could be doing cool, unique, exciting things…she gets paid, people are watching…yet this is what we get, fuck off with your played out laziness, find me new tits doing new things….its more interesting.

We also have what we want out of this whore, we can see her pussy with a google search, no need to keep on top of what she’s up to, we can recycle those nudes if she’s someone you like to jack off to…instead of encouraging her to produce new nudes….giving her a false sense of security…and relevance and ego..when they are there for the tits..

It should be a mass unfollow…let’s just ride what she’s done…and stick to that…