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2019

28

Jun

Olivia Wilde COCKBURN hard nipples of the Day

Olivia Wilde COCKBURN is out there showing you her vagina in a one-piece….a vagina that probably will make any cock burn…..some may think it will make thee cock burn with desire…but I think it’s more an Actors in Hollywood have HERPES…and herpes, especially in salt water, like that sizzle…

Mom in a bathing suit, whatever….but when it’s Olivia Wilde it is better, cuz I’ve seen her in movies and don’t hate her for any reason other than her changing her name from Cockburn to Wilde…like Oscar Wilde….while still retaining some imagery of her being wild…and exciting…when cockburn is just so much more visual….

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2019

28

Jun

Iskra Lawrence Bikini of the Day

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I first thought this was a picture of Iskra Lawrence naked with her rolls out…but luckily she is clothed…just not clothed enough for any self respecting pervert who takes an old school approach to fat chicks…in that you must use them at 3 am when they are lingering the bar desperate to get fucked because they know drunk dudes are all that want them….because in being old school…white women were too scared to fuck black dudes and totally had no idea of the opportunity available to them.

I do find celebrating a fat chick to be bad for society as a whole, or as a HOLE you can only find if you throw flour at the bitch…

I think that with Obesity and how it puts a strain on our medical system and society as a whole…while giving big pharma customers cuz of chronic illness, and bringing big food brands customers addicted to their processed shit…it’s all designed without HUMANITY involved….for profit shit.

Not to mention, fat girls are huge consumers cuz they need to work, unlike hot chicks who have dudes pay the rent for them….so make them think there is hope and have them buy your XXL panties to try to feel sexy even though they know they aren’t…

Iskra Lawrence, is just milking a trend, she wasn’t even fat to begin with, but was keen to become a model and realized CARB loading was the way…so here she is…CARB LOADING her way to the top by sexualizing her massive fat gross ass….and the sick thing in all of this, besides everything I already mentioned, is that you like it…

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2019

28

Jun

Ashley James Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I don’t know who Ashley James is, but I see her shitty paparazzi bikini pics around and I don’t think anything of it…

But as it turns out, she’s in a dress showing big cleavage and I’m compelled to put it up.

I am sure there are nudes of her all over the internet, she just looks like that type…

And this is what I end up posting.

I am so weird….

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2019

28

Jun

Jennifer Lopez White Leggings of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is out here getting her fit old ass grabbed by her man A.Rod, who unlike J.Lo is doughy and fat as a retired overpaid athlete should be, but his woman, who could be old and fat too, has decided to write a different story for herself…

In keeping fit, spending so much time and money on being fit, trying to remain hot, to remain relevant, by leveraging the popstar, actress, producer, mogul who has manipulated the latin audience by exploiting her hispanic roots, creating a loyal following, that feeds her ego, like her overpaid chef who has her on a strict diet so she doesn’t age feeds her….which allows her to continue earning, even if she doesn’t need to earn, it feels good on her ego…

With that and vanity, comes a body that she clearly invests a lot of time and energy into…and it’s better than what other 50 year olds look like, even if it stresses me out looking at it, cuz girl should fucking chill the fuck out and cruise instead of trying to prove some shit, like 75 year olds can still be hot stage shows…

She is in workout clothes, which are pornographic in and of their own right….so stare.

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2019

28

Jun

Gabrielle Union Bikini of the Day

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Gabrielle Union is in a bikini because she survived a violent rape…in an era when not everyone was raped….or could relate to rape…you know when rape was a big deal, and not some passing thing that every college girl has decided has happened to them, because they had sex while drunk once, making it about them, and totally disrespecting those who actually have been raped….

When she was 19, she was attacked and raped at her part-time job at a Payless shoe store by a robber. She sued Payless for negligence, because that the store failed to warn employees about the assailant, who had been positively identified robbing another Payless location prior to her rape….taking ownership on that rape…and cashing it the fuck in.

Allowing her to also take ownership on her bikini body, in her 40s now, a new mom thanks to a surrogate, so that the pussy doesn’t get blown out, even if it looks blown out…

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2019

28

Jun

Top 10 Instagram Tits of the Day

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The one thing I take away from social media is something most people have taken away from social media…even the people who are participating in social media and guilty of what I have noticed about social media and that is that people are self involved, narcissistic weirdos, totally self absorbed and disconnected from each other, but very into showing off, whether it is things, travel or tits….and thanks to society being perverted, those exhibitionists get that reward, that like, that dopamine…

So that there’s amble tits on social media from whores just happy showing off their tits…

Here are 10 of them.

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2019

27

Jun

Kaia Gerber Bikini Top of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is still not 18 from the last time I checked…which brings up a very important pop culture related question and that is…if you are being sexualized by your rich mom to feed her ego or to give you a life of your own the only way she knows how – cuz she’s a model and that’s how she did it – is it wrong for you as a pervert looking on to sexualize her too..

She’s in a bikini, doing her model/influencer thing because what else is a rich kid to do….especially when she looks like her mom, during a 90s revival, as everyone is obsessed with things of the past, or new iterations of things from the past..

This is the new and improved younger Cindy Crawford….and what else is she supposed to be doing with herself, she’s a souless vapid pile of LA / Malibu rich kid with vain scenester parents…it’s not like getting an education, living a normal life, or not trying to leverage the public persona, to become a public persona was ever part of their plan…

Here’s her bikini top.

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2019

27

Jun

Faith Schroder Thong of the Day

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Faith Schroder, Ricky Schroder’s daughter, raised in LA by a bitter his celebrity dwindled dad….is out here making a name for herself by posting basic, typical, expected social media content, where every girl gets to pretend she’s a Swimsuit model, with dramatic poses and their asses out…in thong…despite being barely 18….making pretty inappropriate content for the perverts of the internet – because trust me…the internet is full of perverts….

You know, just putting her thong ass out there….which is basic nowadays, but something that would have blown fucking minds a decade or two ago…I mean when I was in high school girls didn’t even wear Thong underwear….so to see this now is almost crazy…but as a pervert, it’s been a gradual, too slow move to the nudity, and I will never be satisfied until I see more spread assholes…BUT IT IS A START…and that’s what matters….just keep the sluts a comin!

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2019

27

Jun

Cardi B Plastic Surgery Pussy of the Day

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Cardi B is fucking disgusting and the fact that the mainstream media attached themselves to her and made her a huge fucking star despite being a gutter stripper….blows my mind…

I don’t actually care, I support sex workers, but it’s weird to see brands attach themselves to this….

Or that America is allowing the kids of America to look at this performer like an idol or icon….it is fucking crazy….

If her career went the route of porn, it’d make more sense to me than white moms and daughters learning how to twerk in their middle of the road American homes….

But she is the biggest fucking act and it will be interesting to see how this pans out for the generation of kids who are following her morally devoid slutty ways…I can only imagine it ending well for society as a whole…I mean not so well for society, but good for me, who likes seeing society crumble…

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2019

27

Jun

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

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Kelly Gale is another MALL BRAND PROMO MODEL….for the evil underwear empire…that makes panties in sweatshops in Asia and re-sells them to idiot middle of the road mall shoppers as some sort of quality item….all thanks to their marketing hustle that involves using a team of model sluts that they make celebs out of….wearing their products, as if they actual wear the products, they are paid stupid money to wear the products on social media and in pictures…

SO….Kelly Gale one of their newer lying sluts, is out here trying to make a name for herself with the big tits out, because she’s living the dream, because working for VS is a fucking dream for 98 percent of North American women…..

Hot Tits.

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