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2018

07

Sep

Angelina Ang Instagram Thot of the Day

I think the world needs more girls like Angelina Ang…

You know because Angelina Ang is some asian instagram thot….
And as you know with Crazy Rich Asians, the Asians are a hot item now. They are more than just a fetish on pornsites, but an entire, impressive people, who will eventually take over the world, btu that some slip through the cracks in their quest to World Dominance, and do the gutter model thing as well as any hood bitch can…

Not all asians are engineers, programmers, robots, or doctors…some are sluts…and I love sluts.

They can look like porn slut, strippers, with booty and tits and it’s wonderful…cuz I love sluts…I’m inclusive but unfortunately their assholes aren’t inclusive of my pervert useless micro cock.

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2018

06

Sep

Vampire Loving Nerds Love Kate Beckinsale’s Dress of the Day

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The problem with blogs, myself included, is that our readers are fucking losers, like who goes to a fucking blog nowadays…old timers…

I’ve been doing this for 14 years, that’s fucking ridiculous, in the internet world that changes daily…I still post the same garbage day after day for the losers who still know what going to a website is and who feel like I do the work for them – so that they don’t have to…

But with catering to old losers, comes a lack of evolution in the pussy the obsess over…they are still into from 14 years ago…because the amazing thing about aging is that your interests don’t really change and I guess either does one of the nerd obssesions Kate Beckinsale…who at 50 still looks good…and not 50…

So I won’t hate you for your social awkward weirdness…on this one you’ll get a pass…because Kate Beckinsale like the vampire she played in Underworld, not that I saw Underworld, but assume she was a vampire in it…she’s almost a timeless irrelevant whore..

The nerds are going nuts for this outfit…It’s just a fucking dress people….get a grip…she’s not that great..fucking losers.

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2018

06

Sep

Beatrice Bouchard Bikini Twin Erotica of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is some local talent. She’s from Montreal, like her sister, Twin Sister, Eugenie Bouchard, the famous and rich tennis player, who started out rich…meaning her Twin sister is also rich…and able to devote her time to her fame by association…her access by association…hell, they are TWINS….to focus on what is important in this world…being an instagram influencer…who gets naked and half naked while building up their audience becasue that’s what the people like.

No hate here, I mean seeing a hotter version of the famous one who actually had to work countless hours at her craft, to allow this one to ride the coattails of success in a leisurely way, still able to monetize, still able to do all the great things, without any of the pressure…

So she can party, she can shop, she can lunch, she get visit her sister in all these great places and thanks to her following she can monetize…all while having a nice round ass.

I mean this is glorious and as a Montreal living pervert…I support all that is going on in these pics.

Good job Beatrice Bouchard…you don’t need to make the family proud, your womb mate can do that, you just gotta live that permanent vacation life like you should!

I guess I have a soft spot in my heart for the under acheiver / why bother types who still live the best life via mooching.

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2018

06

Sep

Sailor Moon Brinkley Erotica of the Day

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Sailor Moon Brinkley is another rich kid whore, producing slutty bikini model content, like her mother wanted her to, because it allows her mom to live on in the form of her offspring, narcissists are weird like that…

It’s like get her to college, get her a job saving the world…

But instead girl’s pussy out, arched back, for dudes to jerk off to…and that is what they deem a succcess because it allowed the mom to exist and find rich cock to cum in her.

I realize it takes a certain kind of whore to be a bikini model, and that whore will pass her whore genes to her daughter, making for a second generation whore, like all these immigrants in America did with their kids, who still have their cultural pride, despite being born here…just the whore version.

I’m not against it, I just hate that Sailor Moon Brinkley isn’t hotter than she is. I’d expect more from Christy Brinkley’s womb, but then again, we’ve all seen Alexa Joel…

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2018

06

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Plastic Tits at it Again of the Day

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In case you haven’t heard, I am a huge fan of Aubrey O’Day and her attempt to make a comeback from a career that wasn’t much of a career, but that she was considered a celebrity for, at least enough of a celeb to be on Celebrity Apprentice where she may have had sex with Donald Trump Jr, because rich slimy dudes like blonde sex doll looking women, even when they are at their fattest, because she was at her fattest…

But I guess with the advancement of cosmetic surgery thanks to social media people trying to stay young and hot forever, she’s been able to scale back those fat years, and come back out swinging – so you all get to stare at her older, wiser, media manipulating tits as we should and hopefully that will back out and give her more life, a second career, and all that good stuff…

I am a fan…I believe if you can look like a sex worker, and not the homeless ex stripper addicted to drug who suck dick for a warm shower kind, the kind you can’t afford to fuck but jerk off to on the internet… without being an actual sex worker, the world is your fucking oyster….cocktease into your 40s is what I say.

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2018

06

Sep

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Rosie Huntington was at some GQ awards, because I guess Rosie Huntington is a thing, and GQ is a thing, in what I’ll assume was a big party celebrating the death of all things that were once relevant…you know print media…and hot naked British models, who maintained a high profile, and high pay scale, while always looking cunty with a superiority complex, like if she ever were to fuck you she’d lay there reading the paper, you know cuz she loves print media and can’t be bothered with you, unless of course you’re Jason Strathem cumming up in her like it was an action movie.

She’s always been a great time….and even post child…she’s bringing out the caged tits in a cage titty dress looking good and I like it.

She’s a classic, a legend, one of my favorites and one of the few still hot after having her pussy exploded via childbirth and aging….

Keep up the good tits.

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2018

06

Sep

Hilaria Baldwin Underwear Air Hump of the Day

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Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s whore wife…who he met doing Yoga before buying her and knocking her up…making her his personal Yoga instructor in their penthouse apartment…which I am sure was a really hard sell…that she likely pretends was some spiritual connection…but we know bitch…you fucked the wallet with your flexible yoga pussy…and the wallet got addicted and now you have a family..

Which is good news for him, after seeing Ireland the disaster, not quite the famine revisited but just as devastating….it’s good to have second shot at things…she’s kind of a throwaway daughter, the test run, sample run, that you used as a reference point to not repeat the same mistakes with the kids you actual love and appreciate more and who don’t embarraass you…

All while your wife and baby momma humps the fucking air in panties….showing some of the yoga pussy moves that griped the celebrity wallet and just kept thrusting…you know doing kegels on his dick like getting a handjob from 30 pairs of mini hands…the way a pussy is meant to perform..none of that hotdog down the hallway shit you’d expect from all these instagram whores out there.

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2018

06

Sep

Cazzie David Whores Herself Out of the Day

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Larry David’s daughter, showing her ass just in time for the Jewish Holidays, it is a Mitzvah, a young rich entitled LA girl getting half naked on the social media….

I mean after being raised rich as fuck, living that silver spoon in her cunt for masturbation purposes cuz rich people are weird life, doing what all young sluts are doing, crying for attention while screaming about inclusion as they try to identify with women’s rights….by showing their rich, detached, unrelatable asses to the world…

The fact is, when you’re raised rich in LA, you can pretend to produce content people connect to, but it’s all observational, because you live in that rich bubble…like a white person writing 12 years of a slave…from the black perspective…it’s wrong.

You aren’t relatable bitch…but we can all appreciate young ass in bikini.

Funny enough, this one has a TV show writing deal, something people with actual talent struggle and spend a lifetime working towards are rarely getting…. cuz she’s so brilliant and by brilliant I meant that her dad and his friends gave her a show, so that she doesn’t have to just be a slut on IG….but instead can do both.

So versatile….and I guess she’s been doing squats, is proud of her body, wants to be sexualized…by pretending this isn’t sexualizing herself.

YOU’re all fucking crazy.

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2018

06

Sep

Maya Hawke is the Latest Hipster celebrity Kid Modeling of the Day

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Maya is Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke’s daughter… I didn’t remember Uma ever being pregnant, but I do remember when when she had massive Man Hands….that made one think that maybe she wouldn’t get pregnant…but I guess if you put enough cum in a bitch…she can get knocked up….there has been LOTS OF CUM IN UMA THURMAN…..enough to make Maya Hawke….and to remain Tarantino’s fetish….

Point being, this is a new entitled rich kid trying to be a model. I wonder how she got the gig?

People love celebrities and their STDS that survive….so here’s that Maya Hawke for Zac Posen rich celeb partent Big Tits

The highlight of the Maya Hawke pics is the WHITE PUG!

They are the rarest of pugs, not quite as good as my pug, and may not even be her pug, but all pugs are connected to my soul….and I love all pug lovers even when I hate everything about them.

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2018

05

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Old Slutty Nike Support and Other Nike Burner Memes of the Day

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Pam Anderson, a weathered old hag who no longer has hepatitis, so that we can’t point and laugh at her for being a whore so whorish she gets liver disease….but that we can remember as the icon of the 90s, on some Kim Kardashian of today shit, that inspired a nation of women to dye their hair and get fake tits, giving an entire look to a era of sluts, which unfortunately the Kardashians are doing now.

She was also the sex tape star, and I remember that sex tape when it came out, seeing her playboy pussy filled an sucking dick, brilliant work, almost as good as her acting in some of the worst movies and shows ever.

She’s still and Icon, and she likes her opinion to be heard, which I appreciate even if I hate opinions and prefer apathy…in what I guess is her way of supporting Nike for free, not as an ad, cuz people get caught up in this nonsense marketing shit and go nuts over it….

Pretty entitled, social media garbage, to burn shoes is to prove you have not much better to do…..but like Pam Anderson you all gotta make your opinion heard…she just does it with her multi-operated on tits….and old grandma aged midsection like Hef wasn’t dead.