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2018

05

Sep

Josie Canseco Hot and Half Naked for Galore of the Day


Josie Canseco has a classic whore look, which makes me think that her mom was a stripper that her dad came inside during one of his off days from steroids, you know when his dick was functional and his balls not upside himself as steroids do….

If you look close enough, when she’s not all done up, she’s got a little too much Jose in her face, mainly in her eyes, making her look semi-retarded or asian..

That doesn’t stop the social media system to celebrate her all because her dad was a star Baseball player, like Gretzky’s daughter before her…in this era of young rich girls wanting to be models…

The hair is big, the body is banging, the half nakedness relevant..so here she is modeling for the people at Galore…who I guess are still putting out magazines of pop culture to the young people…who don’t buy magazines…doing solid glamour shoots like they were MAXIM with these young eager to be model girls…and it’s all quite magical…if you don’t actually believe in magic…and realize this is what happens when your dad is a rich jock with too much money to spoil his baby girl with…

At least she’s fit doing this hustle and not a fat pig….respect.

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Posted in:Josie Canseco|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne Big Tits Sucking it In Pink Bikini

Bella Thorne brought her big tits out to celebrate getting as much attention as she can get to herself after her SHIRT AFTER SEX SHIRT which was one of her better self produced performance art pieces…and this follow-up although boring…still full of her big tits…so here’s the big tits…that must be fake tits…with her flat stomach that is either from her meth addiction or post taking a huge dump….

All I know is she’s the internet’s favorite redheaded trainwreck that hasn’t happened yet…and her body, young and hot….makes me almost want to buy her bikini….used after she’s pissed herself in it…but that’s just because I’m into investing in Nostalgia and feel that the resale value on that after she’s dead will be high…but then again we live in flimsy times….and no one gives a fuck about anyone but themselves…and just browse all these idiots along their own social media adventure…weird.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Lena Dunham Bikini Shot by Em Rat Cow of the Day

Lena Dunham Swimsuit Shot by emily ratajkowski

In a terrible and offensive to all viral stunt…Clickbait famewhore Em Rat Cow and her bikini line have decided to continue with the clickbait in the worst viral stunt in the history of viral stunts…that include Lena Dunham as her bikini model…because it attaches her to people more famous than her, who may be working on TV shows and movies that Rat Cow wants to be cast in, and this is some aggressive dick sucking, that she knows far too well…

Or maybe this is just her art, making a monster looking bitch look like a monster that she is, but in a bathing suit…rather than her regular nude, which is on another level of offensive…so if anything we should be giving Rat Cow a thanks and asking her “but why aren’t your tits in this shit”…

emily ratajkowski Ass in a Thong

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow|Lena Dunham|SFW

2018

05

Sep

That Dude Lea Michele Tits Out of the Day

Lea Michele Tits in Black Bikini 2

Lea Michele, who I assume is a man – based on her man face, but who lives like a woman because that’s the era we live in, a genderless confused one, that I guess she was an innovator or early adopter of, because she knew she would have a better career, a lasting career, being a woman.

She puts out bikini pics, she is engaged to a man of questionable sexuality, and she tries to sexualize herself as often as she can to reaffirm that she is in fact a woman…and I guess for all intents and purposes she is all woman…and by intents and purpsoes I mean for you to jerk off to your Glee fetish without me ruining for you – like she wants you to…

But the real issue here is woman or not…she looks like a pile of shit, if she was a muppet…here’s her tube top bikini though!

Lea Michele Tits in Black Bikini

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Lucy Hale Slut at the Gym of the Day

Lucy Hale seems a little retard looking, you know the kind of retard that isn’t full retard, but has retard traits…like little midget arms and a little midget head…without being overly midget that she’d be categorized in her own fetish category on the pornsites you visit….but enough for you to wonder if her hands are small enough to make your dick look big…something you’ve been looking to find for years…but for some reason, a reason called micro penis…you never have.

I don’t know why this Lucy Hale is a celebrated young actress, but I guess it has to do with being on a hit show…and roping in fans on social media…making her hireable for the next few years…before the world self destructs because all you vapid assholes are ruining it with your plastic straws.

Point being, she’s at the gym but her thighs still rub together.

That’s MIDGET shit…

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Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Emily Browning Racy on Instagram for Feminism of the Day

Emily Browning is some Australian actress who you probably remember jerking off to 20 years ago when she did some Hallmark Channel show in her debut….

She is 29 years old…so you do the math on that one you fucking monster…

She has also been in great movies like Sucker Punch, that I saw in the theatre amongst teenage girls, because I was with my friend who after seeing one movie, insisted sneak into another movie, you know to fuck the system back when people went to movies, and we ended up in that shit, to his excitement, because like you he’s a monster who appreciates a young slutty girl…

More recently, she’s also in The Affair, which I haven’t seen but people talk about, American Gods, on some nerd shit, so she’s famous…

But not too famous to post shameless content to social media – celebrating her feminism with pussy in bikini topless photos…like some kind of sex worker who does not have a successful acting career…

Posted in:Emily Browning|SFW

2018

05

Sep

Farrah Abraham Fake Tit Erotica of the Day

Farrah Abraham may not be a goddess to you, or even to me.

I didn’t watch her Teen Mom show…

But I did make a lot of money off her Sex Tape so I am in a lot of ways her business partner and number 1 fan…

All it took was an exclusive clip of her squirting for a pornstar in a porno they marketed as a sex tape…and boom…I got to go on a bender for 6-8 months…thanks for almost killing me girl..

I am still not a fan of hers, but like that she takes it up the ass like a good teen mom who learned her lesson, even if teen mom-ing is the only reason she exists….

But I appreciate that she still goes at it everyday in her attention seeking, producing content and putting herself out there, because if she didn’t – who would….Everyone on social media? Sure, but they are MTV teen mom stars…are they…ARE THEY.

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2018

04

Sep

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid are Bikini Assholes of the Day

I find Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner in their bikini models of instagram – share for share – trying to stay relevant because the people care about the people they are told to care about and the people they are told to care about are the people who have the most money to spend on marketing – or who are able to leverage their existence from being reality stars after their sister got a TV deal for doing a porno…

Reminding us how crazy pop culture, media, cashing the fuck in actually is….It’s just a whole lot of mooches from every angle, but the funny thing is that brands throw money to work with these mooches…money they don’t even need because they are rich…and I blame all you consumers of their content…the people buying into this…find a better fucking hobby…make them more desperate and eager and shameless because they have it in them…

Garbage really…but in bikini for you to jerk off to – since average at best rich kids are a fetish…even when they are rat faced like these two face injected trolls.

Fuck em all.

Kendall Jenner Tits Ass Pussy Print Red Bikini Covered in Cake with Bella Hadid 22


Kendall Jenner Tits Ass Pussy Print Red Bikini Abs

And here’s some paparazzi pics of her green asshole


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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

04

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin Tits Out in Jants of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin Tits Black Bikini White Thongfor Instagram

Delilah Belle Hamlin is one of Lisa Rinna’s creations…one that fell out of her uterus when she was getting her lips done…or tabloids to take pics of her hard nipples…as she has been doing all these years….

Now she can focus on pushing her daughter out there in a bra to get noticed, so it doesn’t look as desperate as she is when she does it, but rather that she’s trying to cultivate her daughters dreams to be a useless model for the social media – the only job that matters….when really she’s just trying to leverage it to get herself more attention as these egos do.

We can collectively say that LA people are trash, rich trash…but more importantly…that they produce hot young half naked sluts…so we can thank them for that…at least they are good for something.

Weird shorts though…

Delilah Belle Hamlin Big Tits Black Bikini for Instagram
Here she is in some JANTS on the beach

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Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2018

04

Sep

Nina Dobrev Bathing Suit Volleyball Slut of the Day

Look at that form….

This is what I call a Russian or Eastern European with discipline…who came to America via Canada…unsure if she would make it as an actress because she’s not that hot…but who knew that whatever she ended up as…whether it be a stripper, dancer, personal trainer or waitress…she was going to do it as perfectly as she could..because she remembers a time when communist teachers would have you killed or multilated for not delivering….I mean maybe she doesn’t remember that because she’s a silver spoon fed spoiled first generation with no appreciation or understanding of the USSR they escape….but her mom probably remembers and for that instilled all she could to make this one marketable at something….which I guess included Volleyball…

Highlight of these pics – her friend’s fat thong ass.

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She was also at Burning Man….as whores in LA do…to lose themselves and such…

Oh and in a bikini 6 days ago…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW