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2018

04

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass for Labor Day of the Day

Josephine Skriver…brought her genetically modified ass to show you what the grocers have been trying to tell you forever…genetically modified isn’t a bad word or a naughty word, sure it may increase the estrogen in the food and make otherwise normal dudes turn into fucking women….but it doesn’t rot as fast and good shelf-life means better profit margins…

This created in her dad’s lab…because he was a homo biologist trying to figure out how to make the perfect cock for his ass before Victoria’s Secret got wind of his work and financed some Skriver model shit…you want to fuck before the experiment goes wrong and all the fucked up cancers come out and destroy her.

Here she is training for her Victoria’s Secret Fashion show / Infomercial…

Here’s some VS Model shit with Skriver and other whores who will remain unnamed…

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2018

04

Sep

Natasha Poly’s Ass Flash of the Day

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Natasha Poly is some Russian whore turned model, so that her clients can have more net-worth, as the real rich date these models, sometimes marry them or impregnate them, depending on how well the model ropes them in…the dudes think it’s a good deal, like buying a luxury car, they have value and status and even money of their own that they’ll never spend on you, the whole reason they are with you is for the free ride, but you know in your heart of hearts that they could be with other rich guys, far richer than you, and that you’re lucky they chose you….

MARKETING people…just good old fashion sell the eskimo ice….brainwashing…she’s Russian…it’s what they do…

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2018

04

Sep

Nike Burners of the Day

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I am not American…but I will say that you’re all fucking nuts…

To burn a pair of your shoes in protest of them using Colin Kaepernick in one of their ads…

So he’s a guy who lost his job over his political stance…kneeling during the anthem, for whatever fucking reason, I thought it was a free country, if you want to kneel or protest, who gives a fuck, but apparently the country as a whole gave a fuck…and now NIKE using him in their ad, that got them more press than anything, taking a stance to stand by his right to stand up for his right to freedom of speech…is making people burn their shoes…

I see this shit all day, and now NIKE is the enemy to people, when they should have been the enemy all along, huge polluters, sweat shops, making too many people really stupid rich at the expense of everyone paying 150 dollars for a pair of shoes that before NIKE cost 15 dollars…..

But seeing people burning their shoes….like get a grip people…how can you be that passionate about something that doesn’t fucking matter. It’s a fucking ad….to advertise product…it’s COMMERCIAL…ike lighten the fuck up….

I can assure you that your life would be better, happier, calmer…if you weren’t the kind of guy ruining his lawn lighting up his shoes for the internet to collectively give Nike a FUCK you for such an insignificant thing..

You’re all fucking suckers…

I wonder how few actual problems people have, or how bored they need to be to burn their NIKES…

Get a fucking grip, a hobby…who fucking cares enough about any of this shit for you to waste your time doing this…..so ridiculous.

First world problems…you entitled fucks…

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2018

04

Sep

Helen Flanagan Mom Lingerie of the Day

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From Cornation Street to Titty Model to Pregnant as Fuck in some Ready to Drop Porn – here’s Helen Flanigan in some Maternity Lingerie for the mom who still wants to get fucked…

Just because I let homie cum in me, and a baby form in me, doesn’t mean I can’t wear this thong….

That’s the world we live in….

I mean we also live in a world where an actress on a show that has been on the air for 75 fucking years, left that show to titty model and be forgotten…early on in this “Why work when I can be paid to show off my tits” pre social media era where Flanagan is from

I’m only posting it- cuz fetishes you know…

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2018

04

Sep

Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

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Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family.

What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope….

Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money…

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2018

04

Sep

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Leggings of the Day

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She’s a new mom – how the hell is she not rocking the gnarliest cameltoe around. I see young girls, who aren’t moms, but I guess who may be banged out since they are the porn generation – rocking the gnarliest cameltoes almost all the fucking time…yet this mom…in her 30s doesn’t have a cameltoe…

Suspect…

I think that means she’s got no genitals.

That said…I also think Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses, even if she’s boring and not that exciting now that she’s old and washed up, only because she had big tits on a skinny frame and got naked in an “art” picture for every mainstream garbage picture she did and that alone was a nice balance….plus she replaced our queen Lohan…and Lohan fucking hated her…which is always nice..

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2018

04

Sep

Audrina Patridge Staged Bikini of the Day

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Hey fake tits, nice neck tattoo…showing your gutter usesless and half brain injury looking face…

I guess this mom is recently single, moving out of her houses, and now…out there in a bikini for the paparazzi she called.

She’s in her 40s in terms of sex appeal and relevance, but as an old timer bringing out the old strategies, hoping to reach a whole new world….of youths…is just not going to happen, unless The Hills has some sort of revival and kids for some reason relate to it like it’s the Kardashians…

I have no faith that the remix of The Hills MTV Announced because it’s the last show that worked for them is going to get anywhere…

I do not believe anyone cares enough about these idiots.

I just think staged paparazzi pics….are classic….and we should post them until the Paparazzi send lawyers letters to us as they scramble to stay alive in this instagram generation of we don’t need paparazzi pics.

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2018

03

Sep

Noah Cyrus Scary Face Hard Nipples of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF..using the same tactics Miley Tit…showing her post op / pre op tits with some nipple like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl and knows this is how girls, including her sister, who had the famous dad and Disney hit under her belt, but who only really mattered when the tits came out, and when she basically inspired a generation of young easy to influence girls into getting naked, because the majority of people have limited mental capacity and can only Monkey – See – Monkey – Do shit….because it’s easier to be a follower than a leader…

I don’t know if that’s her hard nipple, but it could be, should be, probably is…and that is all there is to that…

This past weekend, I saw at least 3 Trans people, boys girls or girl boys, it’s a legitimate thing that is actually happening enough for someone like me, who never leaves the house, to see three times in two days….

It’s like the new hippie, and if you’re not into trannies, and hate hippies, far less fun.

Noah Cyrus Ugly Scary Hard Nipples See Through Shirt

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2018

03

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing it…High School Musical girl got some titties on…and I am a fan, possibly because I’ve seen her leaked nudes back in 2007, before it was a thing, back when you had to beg girls to get naked, before they were just posting that shit on Reddit Gone Wild all day…then again in 2011…making her an innovator, which is pretty much the opposite of what these pop culture icons are meant to be..candy coated vapid dog shit created by a billion dollar brand…who have no souls…but who I guess like being naked on camera because they can’t be naked in their Disney Contracts…

Her tits look bigger than they used to be, I guess that happens, and I guess bikini social media content is as lovely as it has always been, even if social media rapes our souls, like they were execs at Disney putting together their plan for High School Musical…

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2018

03

Sep

Sofia Richie Big Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sofia Richie has been out in a bikini, doing that whole bootleg Kardashian thing…you know being the tits that the Baby Daddy of one of the Kardashians cums on….

She recently celebrated a birthday – where Lionel made an appearance on her feed, you know the proud dad that is just glad he’s rich as fuck and that his lazy spoiled cunt daughter can go off to be on reality shows, with old pervert rich dudes, instead of being a hooker or escort like the sluts who aren’t born to Lionel Richie have to do…

Point being…she’s got good tits, but is too rich to be a sex worker, but not too rich to be a whore and that’s what makes this era of social media so exciting.

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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