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2018

03

Sep

The Viral Lohan Dance for Labor Day of the Day

The biggest news, most important news, the single most relevant situation that happened on social media this weekend – this glorious last day of summer – where all the clubs in Ibiza and I guess Mykonos are wrapping up a wonderful season…

Is Lohan Dancing…

She’s in some 70s leisure suit, dancing like a coked up medicated grandmother at some penthouse party she organized with her inheritance from her rich husband death…

Some socialite, with a plastic face, trying to maintain her youth….whilst being white as fuck…

It’s legendary….

I have had the pleasure of spending a night in a hotel room with Lohan many many years ago…where she put on some pajama pants and did a stripper dance to her album she never released…and it was a life changing experience…but this here…this here is better than that….

Lohan – my spirit animal can do no wrong….all she does is so fucking right…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Teyana Taylor for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot…

She’s the kind of black girl I would want to go to police academy to become a mall cop…since I won’t past the physical….but mall cop man…that’s the fucking dream…parked outside the Victoria’s Secret motherfuckers….where I’d arrest Teyana Taylor….even though she’s at Agent Provocateur…the more expensive, more premium, and luxurious sugar baby brand…but I’d still arrest the bitch for shoplifting…racial profiling and shit…cuz I’d want to force her into a strip search….and that is where systematic racism works for the patriarchy….in authoritarian roles…

Posted in:SFW|Teyana Taylor

2018

31

Aug

Selena Gomez New Big Tits and New Face of the Day

Selena Gomez New Big Tits and New Face

It’s fascinating how a new kidney allows a bitch to go through puberty finally in her life…

I guess she had a fucked up kidney from her mother who coddled her and exploited her to the people…how else does a Texas premature looking kid become a huge star..there’s a psycho mother behind them opening the doors and pushing for it…I’m thinking the LUPUS isn’t even real, it was just side effects of the poison her mom gave her to stunt her growth…

Because all of a sudden girl harvests a Kidney from a groupie fame whore trying to be famous girl who lived in her house – who coincidentally was a match….and her tits grow 5 sizes….

I’m no scientist…but it’s worth investigating….Not to mention she’s got a new face too, I mean sure it could be injections, surgeries, make her look more like a porn slut cuz Bieber doesn’t want her anymore….I mean all the girls are doing this to themselves…

But there’s no fun in that….I want scandal, Mommy Dead and Dearest storylines…not Selena always wanted tits and is rich so she got them between rehab visits cuz she’s broken on all fronts…

I actually don’t care either way, but you know what I mean…storylines make tits more interesting, but the tits in and of themselves are still worth staring at.

Here are the new tits in action

Selena Gomez New Big Tits Jiggle and Bounce

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits Ready for Burning Man of the Day

Nina Agdal Big Ass and Tits Black Swimsuit and Goggles for Burning Man

Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard..

You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life…

Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude..

I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with…..

But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts.

It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard….

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Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

Rita Ora Topless Tits Out

Rita Ora can’t stop – won’t stop – any chance she gets to be topless…

Early in her career it was for the execs and people who could get her ahead…who while sucking their dick or fucking them with her tits would buy into her pop career in a “that sounds good let’s do it” cuz men are fucking pigs distracted by tits and willing to launch careers after being blinded by tits…

Now she does it for the fans, to stay relevant and noticed, because she keeps getting older, time is running out, but the tits, they seem to maintain their impact…so why not use them for all they are worth…right…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Lady Gaga Sloppy Hard Nipples of the Day

There is something about tits that look like they have mothered countless children…and breast fed them all until they were 12….and that something is that they are fucking gross to look at – hard nippled or not…

I do not like a tit that separates at a chest and aims to the ground, unless I am fucking a senior citizen at a discount price, but that’s just cuz I have no standards really…

Lady Gaga has been ugly her entire career, she’s made a career off being ugly, the freak, the weirdo, the whatever lie they created to sell songs…

And now, still ugly, she gets to be the non-mom-with-mom-tits…a tittle fat chicks have had for years….

It’s just an example of how diverse she is in her performing and how capable she is of taking on exciting new roles as they get thrown her sloppy tit way, like they were a sloppy tit on a trampoline…just just fucking spilling out everywhere.

If you like this, you’re fucked up.

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Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Fitness Erotica of the Day

Madelaine Petsch the hot face injected redhead with a good body from Riverdale is out in the gym, getting ready to get back on the hottest show on TV, that despite being on TV, something no one watches, is still enough to get them famous and relevant because I guess the CW makes it streamable…you know find your damn fans where your damn fans are and it’s clearly social media because that’s all these little self involved cunt narcissists seem to know or care about.

She’s the hot one on the show, South African white girl with an American Accent, bringing the red pubic hair I assume she shaves off or has had lasered despite a nice natural redheaded bush being a magical thing – when it is this kind of redhead not that bright orange ginger shit that gives nightmares…

She’s got a hot body, and she’s letting you in on her making it hot, nice to see in a world of fat.

I like it.

Madelaine Petsch Tits See Through Dress Erotica

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Posted in:Madelaine Petsch|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

31

Aug

Kara Del Toro Erotica of the Day

I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is…

But I know she’s got the right idea – in terms of what matters in the world and what kind of content is needed to be produced on an iphone for social media – content that is very pornographic in sex poses – but not pornographic enough to turn off the brands that hire her as an infleucner…

She’s got the tits out in a bikini on all fours…masterful…academy award worthy probably because it gets more views than any MTV show…

We are simplistic people and I am reminded of that daily.

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Ali Larter Pussy Print of the Day

Ali Larter Tits and Pussy Print Wet Black Bikini

Earlier in the week – Ali Larter – from Whipped Cream Bikini fame – and pretty much only from Whipped Cream Bikini fame…an actress who has only done one movie but the paparazzi still notice her fame….was in an actual bikini and when you’re known for one thing…whipped cream bikini things…you gotta commit to it…and for the rest of your life just wear damn whipped cream to the beach not actual bikinis…that’s just crazy and disrespectful to her fans…that I assume may exist.


Ali Larter Tits and Pussy Print Wet Black Bikini

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Posted in:Ali Larter|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day

Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits.

That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this…

She also posted this pic of her fake tits,

saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities…

Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”….

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW