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2018

31

Aug

Madelaine Petsch Fitness Erotica of the Day

Madelaine Petsch the hot face injected redhead with a good body from Riverdale is out in the gym, getting ready to get back on the hottest show on TV, that despite being on TV, something no one watches, is still enough to get them famous and relevant because I guess the CW makes it streamable…you know find your damn fans where your damn fans are and it’s clearly social media because that’s all these little self involved cunt narcissists seem to know or care about.

She’s the hot one on the show, South African white girl with an American Accent, bringing the red pubic hair I assume she shaves off or has had lasered despite a nice natural redheaded bush being a magical thing – when it is this kind of redhead not that bright orange ginger shit that gives nightmares…

She’s got a hot body, and she’s letting you in on her making it hot, nice to see in a world of fat.

I like it.

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2018

31

Aug

Kara Del Toro Erotica of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is…

But I know she’s got the right idea – in terms of what matters in the world and what kind of content is needed to be produced on an iphone for social media – content that is very pornographic in sex poses – but not pornographic enough to turn off the brands that hire her as an infleucner…

She’s got the tits out in a bikini on all fours…masterful…academy award worthy probably because it gets more views than any MTV show…

We are simplistic people and I am reminded of that daily.

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2018

31

Aug

Ali Larter Pussy Print of the Day

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Earlier in the week – Ali Larter – from Whipped Cream Bikini fame – and pretty much only from Whipped Cream Bikini fame…an actress who has only done one movie but the paparazzi still notice her fame….was in an actual bikini and when you’re known for one thing…whipped cream bikini things…you gotta commit to it…and for the rest of your life just wear damn whipped cream to the beach not actual bikinis…that’s just crazy and disrespectful to her fans…that I assume may exist.

Ali Larter Tits and Pussy Print Wet Black Bikini

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2018

31

Aug

Alexis Ren Mickey Mouse Slut of the Day

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Alexis Ren posted up slutty Disney pics because she’s a slut and capable of sexualizing everything sacred in America in efforts to perpetuate her slut celebrity from being a travel slut that does nothing but hang out in a bikini while dudes around her do action and adventure stunts…in the new Feminism that’s not much different off old feminism which is if you’re hot…dudes will make you and themselves money with your tits.

That said…she’s got a fucking ton of followers, yet has never really done anything and that in and of itself is amazing…but not as amazing as how she angled herself to be able to ear so much money with that fanbase…but instead of doing something of substance she just kept showing off her fake tits and slutty poses…which is ok…but there’s a way to polarize this shit and really manipulate the world…I expect more strategy behind this…

She also posted this pic of her fake tits,

saying her number one insecurity is her big forehead, not her joker mouth or her bolt on tits, but her forehead….and asking her fans their insecurities and people engaged in her content discussing all their insecurities…

Like freshly 18 @E.Den….who said her “hips in my hips, small lips, skinny legs and arms and small butt”….

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2018

31

Aug

Tennis Player Takes Off her Shirt at US OPen of the Day

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The USA open is being attacked by the Women’s Tennis Association for being misogynistic patriarchy – as they have always been – hence the inception of the WTA to get women tennis players paid fairly – instead of being used as the fluffers to entertain the audience before the men played….you know with their grunts and panty flashes…all white and high class sluts….

This Tennis player Alize Cornet changed her shirt during a break….because she’s an exhibitionist slut…and she got a Violation….

Alize Cornet didn’t know better, she is from France and topless is how she is used to playing….

She got the violation – because the uptight Umpire didn’t know the rules…which are that women can take their shirt off wherever they damn well please…because they are women..

Point of the story, french people are so slutty.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2018

31

Aug

Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are Legends of the Day

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Phoebe Price and her friend Marcela Iglesias are fun, crazy, obscure but totally fucking interesting to me…I like to think of them as legends in the making, history before our eyes, the world hasn’t full embraced them but they will…

It’s also a story of never giving up, that the new generation isn’t the only generation, and that reality stars don’t even need to be on reality shows to maintain or exist…

It’s a story of just coming up with silly stunts for the paparzzi, wearing sexy costumes like it is halloween, acting silly….to remind us all that celebrity is a fucking joke…

These people and their sisterhood of getting the paparazzi to take pics of them, remind us everyday that celebrity is ridiculous and that anyone can have their own piece of the action…

It’s old school, maybe dated, but it’s pre social media tactics that remind us all of a better time…the best time…and Phoebe Price…is that.

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2018

31

Aug

Tess Holdiay is a Fat Chick Health Risk From Going Mainstream of the Day

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Piers Morgan, Trump’s good friend and Celebrity Apprentice, tabloid executive turned Larry King, turned sent back to the UK..posted up a picture of a very fat, like exremely fat Tess Holiday, a plus sized monster I try to NEVER post about because she’s got zero appealing about her, unless you’re into burlesque or nerdy sci/fi fantasy shit and you’ve always wanted to fuck a dragon, a reference I am making because the weird skinny nerd dudes who LARP are always the dudes with girlfriends this size….and her vintage tattoos scream that Betty Paige shit, thinking that she was chubby so this is just modern chubby, while anyone with a brain or eyes sees that it’s fucking dangerous…this is SO fucking unhealthy fat…to celebrate her in anyway is a fucking health risk in and of itself…there is no way this girl is not going to die premature and doesn’t already have disease…it’s sick.

But instead of defending health…Cosmo follows the trend of body positivity and posts her on the cover for all their fat readers…trying to break ground and break social norms and be inclusive cuz it’s relevant…

When it’s so fucking negative….but everyone is too scared to say “yo fatty shut the fuck up and work the fuck out and come back when you’re not fucking half dead”…..

Sure she’s a weird fetish, keep her as that, feeder fucks…don’t give her mainstream coverage..

That said, Piers Morgan stood up to the media loving the fat chicks and said:

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“As Britain battles an ever-worsening obesity crisis, this is the new cover of Cosmo.
Apparently we’re supposed to view it as a ‘huge step forward for body positivity.’ What a load of old baloney.
This cover is just as dangerous & misguided as celebrating size zero models.”

To which I siad…

A load of baloney this monster will likely eat all of…and still want more…

Cuz I am funny..SEE …..

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS|Tess Holiday

2018

30

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Wet Pussy Print of the Day

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Liz Hurley is old as fuck, but still worth a fuck, but unless you’re really fucking rich….that’s kind of her hustle, and it worked out pretty well for her, because look at her now…

I am a believer of the survival of the fittest, if you’re the hottest girl in the room, you sure as fuck better have the self worth, the value put on

I may hate the sugar baby, the dynamic of these whores, the entitled and lazy approach they have to life because they are hot…where all they have to do is get half naked and get paid…not contributing to society in any way, just mooching….not paying the world back or doing anything of real value…just being hot chicks…almost knowing their role, but believing there’s more importance on their looks than doing good things….but I get it.

Rich guys needs hot pussy to knock up and fuck, because ugly girls are ugly and save them for the poor guys….sex work, that has a bratty attitude and that fight back and challenge the dude cuz they know they can be hot for another rich guy…

Since I am not a rich guy, I can stare at the tits floating in their bikini pics they post for attention because being hot has been the basis of their life, their worth, their existence and they’ve done well with it….

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2018

30

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Fit Thick Legs in Short Shorts at some MJ Event of the Day

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The biggest day in entertainment happened last night…and all the a-list stars came out for it….

It was Michael Jackson’s birthday, which I guess still matters after you are dead, even though you don’t get older, since you’re dead, years just add up after you stopped living…and I guess that is worth honoring…

I still find it interesting that dude paid off little boy families on sex offender claims, and people just forget that happened, and focus on his music…

While Louie CK, who I am not a fan of, and who I don’t care about, jerked off in his hotel room for a couple of dyke comedians who didn’t ask him to jerk off to them, but who stayed and watched him jerk off, only to feel violated by him, despite having the option to WALK OUT THE FUCKING ROOM, HIS ROOM, THAT HE WAS JERKING OFF IN…can’t get a damn comedy show because the women protest the creep…

But they’re out there having celebrations to a pretty likely pedophile….who I’ve heard stories from reliable sources that claim that his lawyer said he fucking did it…

I remember when I was live tweeting his funeral, back when I tweeted, losing followers…a friend of mine who I knew in real life bitch slapped me at a bar over it…because he was so broken up over Jackson’s death…

I remember never having seen so much hypocrisy amongst the people of the internet, the day he died he was made a hero….but when he was living he was the victim of abuse from everyone, including me, who assumed and still believe he molested kids….

It’s like dying just erased all that – and gave his name new light…new meaning…new shine…new celebrity…even if he was the biggest thing in music and rich as fuck….and didn’t need all that…cuz he was dead…

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens was there with her fit looking ass hanging out of her slutty outfit, reminding us of her nudes…that the hacker didn’t get arresed for, but that may have got arrested for….that paved the way for Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes to be leaked….

Oh and Ashley Simpson Was Also There

Oh and PARIS JACKSON WAS THERE TOO , I guess her trust fund depends on it….you know on him selling records…after death…

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2018

30

Aug

Dua Lipa Tits in a Candy Bra of the Day

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Dua Lipa may have the dumbest name in show business, but she’s a do it yourself kind of youtuber with a billion views, that has had the power of social media create her celebrity, and thus her career as a touring musician….something that I would assume would have never happened without youtube….because with youtube all you have to do is post up your demo of a cover song, tag it properly, and have the people find you, follow you, and soon enough the execs looking for talent will say “she’s got a lot of views, people must like her, let’s sign her”….

Long gone are the days of recording a demo, going door to door in LA or NYC where you physically had to be there hustling to get heard….

Creating for a very lazy group of people, which is a good thing, cuz with laziness comes lazy marketing, and lazy marketing when it comes to women means getting naked or half naked…it’s easier than doing something smart, clever or good and gets more views and likes…and motherfuckers it’s all about the likes.

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