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2018

04

Sep

Hot Old Britney Spears in Concert of the Day

Britney Spears old mom ass that is hotter than most young ass is always a nice way to start the day….because we like young asses, but more importantly, we accept the idea that we are talentless hacks and that everyone around us is getting rich off the internet porno machine, as we sit here broke ass….but that there’s always a chance that before we die, we can knock up the right stripper or hooker mom who takes it upon herself to fuck some brand deals and opportunities for our child, only to stage parent our child, and by association as the sperm donor of those children, I get rich…..like Britney’s dad…you know two weeks after their 18th birthday drop some acid in their drink and make them lose their shit publicly so that I can rope her back in….to keep earning for the family.

What I am saying is that Britney Spears brings hope….

Here she is from her social media one of her performing…and one of her showing how depressed she is, like there’s a dark cloud over her, that we can assume is her father the tyrant who makes her work and work and work, earning all kinds of money for the family, instead of letting this girl chill on her pile of money…

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2018

04

Sep

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Leggings of the Day

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She’s a new mom – how the hell is she not rocking the gnarliest cameltoe around. I see young girls, who aren’t moms, but I guess who may be banged out since they are the porn generation – rocking the gnarliest cameltoes almost all the fucking time…yet this mom…in her 30s doesn’t have a cameltoe…

Suspect…

I think that means she’s got no genitals.

That said…I also think Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses, even if she’s boring and not that exciting now that she’s old and washed up, only because she had big tits on a skinny frame and got naked in an “art” picture for every mainstream garbage picture she did and that alone was a nice balance….plus she replaced our queen Lohan…and Lohan fucking hated her…which is always nice..

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2018

04

Sep

Audrina Patridge Staged Bikini of the Day

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Hey fake tits, nice neck tattoo…showing your gutter usesless and half brain injury looking face…

I guess this mom is recently single, moving out of her houses, and now…out there in a bikini for the paparazzi she called.

She’s in her 40s in terms of sex appeal and relevance, but as an old timer bringing out the old strategies, hoping to reach a whole new world….of youths…is just not going to happen, unless The Hills has some sort of revival and kids for some reason relate to it like it’s the Kardashians…

I have no faith that the remix of The Hills MTV Announced because it’s the last show that worked for them is going to get anywhere…

I do not believe anyone cares enough about these idiots.

I just think staged paparazzi pics….are classic….and we should post them until the Paparazzi send lawyers letters to us as they scramble to stay alive in this instagram generation of we don’t need paparazzi pics.

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2018

03

Sep

Noah Cyrus Scary Face Hard Nipples of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF..using the same tactics Miley Tit…showing her post op / pre op tits with some nipple like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl and knows this is how girls, including her sister, who had the famous dad and Disney hit under her belt, but who only really mattered when the tits came out, and when she basically inspired a generation of young easy to influence girls into getting naked, because the majority of people have limited mental capacity and can only Monkey – See – Monkey – Do shit….because it’s easier to be a follower than a leader…

I don’t know if that’s her hard nipple, but it could be, should be, probably is…and that is all there is to that…

This past weekend, I saw at least 3 Trans people, boys girls or girl boys, it’s a legitimate thing that is actually happening enough for someone like me, who never leaves the house, to see three times in two days….

It’s like the new hippie, and if you’re not into trannies, and hate hippies, far less fun.

Noah Cyrus Ugly Scary Hard Nipples See Through Shirt

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2018

03

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing it…High School Musical girl got some titties on…and I am a fan, possibly because I’ve seen her leaked nudes back in 2007, before it was a thing, back when you had to beg girls to get naked, before they were just posting that shit on Reddit Gone Wild all day…then again in 2011…making her an innovator, which is pretty much the opposite of what these pop culture icons are meant to be..candy coated vapid dog shit created by a billion dollar brand…who have no souls…but who I guess like being naked on camera because they can’t be naked in their Disney Contracts…

Her tits look bigger than they used to be, I guess that happens, and I guess bikini social media content is as lovely as it has always been, even if social media rapes our souls, like they were execs at Disney putting together their plan for High School Musical…

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2018

03

Sep

Sofia Richie Big Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sofia Richie has been out in a bikini, doing that whole bootleg Kardashian thing…you know being the tits that the Baby Daddy of one of the Kardashians cums on….

She recently celebrated a birthday – where Lionel made an appearance on her feed, you know the proud dad that is just glad he’s rich as fuck and that his lazy spoiled cunt daughter can go off to be on reality shows, with old pervert rich dudes, instead of being a hooker or escort like the sluts who aren’t born to Lionel Richie have to do…

Point being…she’s got good tits, but is too rich to be a sex worker, but not too rich to be a whore and that’s what makes this era of social media so exciting.

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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2018

03

Sep

Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits Topless of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat titty model who was…always fat…..but with fat comes tits.

She used to starve herself before shoots so that she didn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself.

Not to mention she’s in her 40s, or near 40, and looks 40….so why bother trying to trick the system….just fucking be who you are and hope that America embraces you for another movie role you want so bad…because despite being rich from Titty Modeling, you believe there is more to life…but there isn’t, not when you have tits like this…

So here she is rocking them mom tits….even though she’s not a mom, but like they are milk filled and she’s at the mall trying to pull them out ever chance she gets to get men to look at her sexually again, now that her husband doesn’t…

I don’t know if she’s pregnant again, maybe she’s not too old to be pregnant, but I do remember when she once announced being pregnant only to claim Miscarriage before running to America to make it as an actress but never did, because I remember all the very important Kelly Brook facts like when she miscarried…or when she carried her big fucking tits you’d think would be a liability, heavy as fuck, but that instead made her exist…as tits tend to do. Thanks tits.

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2018

03

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bikini Eel Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is used to slimy and disgusting things touching her….she is either engaged or married to a 70 year old with an aggressive viagra prescription and a lot of money…who you know is a slimy and disgusting thing…you just can’t fuck women for 50 years like a rich guy fucks women….and not be slimy and disgusting…not to mention..he was married to a Hadid, which in and of itself destroys genitals…but more importantly…if you ever walk into an old folks home, that smell of piss and shit and death and rot….is pretty much what this bitch faces every time she gives her man a rim job…

SO….eels aint a fucking thing…if anything…Japanese Eel porn you’ve all seen is far more attractive than what her actual typical sex looks like…so here she is coming at you with new fetishes as she does on the regular…cuz she’s weird.

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2018

03

Sep

Jessica Biel Bunk Bikini Body of the Day

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Jessica Biel has a netflix show that has at least one terribly awkward sex scene….

I put on this show to see what the Seventh Heaven one hit wonder, who cleverly connected to her Justin Timberlake fan club, and made the sucker marry her, before getting comfortable enough in their relationship to head back out there to work as the actor she always wanted to be….

It was fucking garbage, I had to turn it off, even after seeing her grab a cock over boxers..but it’s safe to say that this inappropriate, showing us that she’s still fit and works out because that’s what rich wives do, trying to generate some buzz around her….is her free ad for the show…

I couldn’t tell you what the show is about, and this is no way a free ad or promotion for that show….but I guess it is….

She has a lot of fans, a lot of old pervert fans, who like the woman Timberlake pretends is a man when he fucks her up the ass, like she was him, and he was the pedo producer who put N’Sync together…all these victims of abuse….reliving their abuse on their groupie they married broad shoulders…

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2018

03

Sep

Stella Maxwell Topless on the Roof of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Irina Shayk did some dick on dick hustle for The Kooples, a clothing line, that features them hardly clothed, as you would if you were using a whore to promote anything you were trying to promote, you make sure you push them as far as they will go for you, to get as much you can out of them, because otherwise, you wouldn’t use the half naked underwear promo models who seduce broken sexually confused stars and the Russian mail order wife and baby momma to the stars…you’d use classier women…

Some think Stella Maxwell in all her restructuring and redirecting her career from being a low level hipster model for Terry Richardson with lopsided micro tits ….all dude-like….trying to make it…before deciding to growing her tits out…and hair out…to be looking like a lady…despite only fucking ladies…like the dude she once identified as because you’ll do a lot of money…

And now she’s famous.

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