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2018

03

Sep

Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits Topless of the Day

Kelly Brook is a fat titty model who was…always fat…..but with fat comes tits.

She used to starve herself before shoots so that she didn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself.

Not to mention she’s in her 40s, or near 40, and looks 40….so why bother trying to trick the system….just fucking be who you are and hope that America embraces you for another movie role you want so bad…because despite being rich from Titty Modeling, you believe there is more to life…but there isn’t, not when you have tits like this…

So here she is rocking them mom tits….even though she’s not a mom, but like they are milk filled and she’s at the mall trying to pull them out ever chance she gets to get men to look at her sexually again, now that her husband doesn’t…

I don’t know if she’s pregnant again, maybe she’s not too old to be pregnant, but I do remember when she once announced being pregnant only to claim Miscarriage before running to America to make it as an actress but never did, because I remember all the very important Kelly Brook facts like when she miscarried…or when she carried her big fucking tits you’d think would be a liability, heavy as fuck, but that instead made her exist…as tits tend to do. Thanks tits.

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2018

03

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bikini Eel Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is used to slimy and disgusting things touching her….she is either engaged or married to a 70 year old with an aggressive viagra prescription and a lot of money…who you know is a slimy and disgusting thing…you just can’t fuck women for 50 years like a rich guy fucks women….and not be slimy and disgusting…not to mention..he was married to a Hadid, which in and of itself destroys genitals…but more importantly…if you ever walk into an old folks home, that smell of piss and shit and death and rot….is pretty much what this bitch faces every time she gives her man a rim job…

SO….eels aint a fucking thing…if anything…Japanese Eel porn you’ve all seen is far more attractive than what her actual typical sex looks like…so here she is coming at you with new fetishes as she does on the regular…cuz she’s weird.

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2018

03

Sep

Jessica Biel Bunk Bikini Body of the Day

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Jessica Biel has a netflix show that has at least one terribly awkward sex scene….

I put on this show to see what the Seventh Heaven one hit wonder, who cleverly connected to her Justin Timberlake fan club, and made the sucker marry her, before getting comfortable enough in their relationship to head back out there to work as the actor she always wanted to be….

It was fucking garbage, I had to turn it off, even after seeing her grab a cock over boxers..but it’s safe to say that this inappropriate, showing us that she’s still fit and works out because that’s what rich wives do, trying to generate some buzz around her….is her free ad for the show…

I couldn’t tell you what the show is about, and this is no way a free ad or promotion for that show….but I guess it is….

She has a lot of fans, a lot of old pervert fans, who like the woman Timberlake pretends is a man when he fucks her up the ass, like she was him, and he was the pedo producer who put N’Sync together…all these victims of abuse….reliving their abuse on their groupie they married broad shoulders…

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2018

03

Sep

Stella Maxwell Topless on the Roof of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Irina Shayk did some dick on dick hustle for The Kooples, a clothing line, that features them hardly clothed, as you would if you were using a whore to promote anything you were trying to promote, you make sure you push them as far as they will go for you, to get as much you can out of them, because otherwise, you wouldn’t use the half naked underwear promo models who seduce broken sexually confused stars and the Russian mail order wife and baby momma to the stars…you’d use classier women…

Some think Stella Maxwell in all her restructuring and redirecting her career from being a low level hipster model for Terry Richardson with lopsided micro tits ….all dude-like….trying to make it…before deciding to growing her tits out…and hair out…to be looking like a lady…despite only fucking ladies…like the dude she once identified as because you’ll do a lot of money…

And now she’s famous.

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2018

03

Sep

The Viral Lohan Dance for Labor Day of the Day

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The biggest news, most important news, the single most relevant situation that happened on social media this weekend – this glorious last day of summer – where all the clubs in Ibiza and I guess Mykonos are wrapping up a wonderful season…

Is Lohan Dancing…

She’s in some 70s leisure suit, dancing like a coked up medicated grandmother at some penthouse party she organized with her inheritance from her rich husband death…

Some socialite, with a plastic face, trying to maintain her youth….whilst being white as fuck…

It’s legendary….

I have had the pleasure of spending a night in a hotel room with Lohan many many years ago…where she put on some pajama pants and did a stripper dance to her album she never released…and it was a life changing experience…but this here…this here is better than that….

Lohan – my spirit animal can do no wrong….all she does is so fucking right…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

31

Aug

Teyana Taylor for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Teyana Taylor is the hot girl from Kanye videos…who is out there being hot…

She’s the kind of black girl I would want to go to police academy to become a mall cop…since I won’t past the physical….but mall cop man…that’s the fucking dream…parked outside the Victoria’s Secret motherfuckers….where I’d arrest Teyana Taylor….even though she’s at Agent Provocateur…the more expensive, more premium, and luxurious sugar baby brand…but I’d still arrest the bitch for shoplifting…racial profiling and shit…cuz I’d want to force her into a strip search….and that is where systematic racism works for the patriarchy….in authoritarian roles…

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2018

31

Aug

Selena Gomez New Big Tits and New Face of the Day

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It’s fascinating how a new kidney allows a bitch to go through puberty finally in her life…

I guess she had a fucked up kidney from her mother who coddled her and exploited her to the people…how else does a Texas premature looking kid become a huge star..there’s a psycho mother behind them opening the doors and pushing for it…I’m thinking the LUPUS isn’t even real, it was just side effects of the poison her mom gave her to stunt her growth…

Because all of a sudden girl harvests a Kidney from a groupie fame whore trying to be famous girl who lived in her house – who coincidentally was a match….and her tits grow 5 sizes….

I’m no scientist…but it’s worth investigating….Not to mention she’s got a new face too, I mean sure it could be injections, surgeries, make her look more like a porn slut cuz Bieber doesn’t want her anymore….I mean all the girls are doing this to themselves…

But there’s no fun in that….I want scandal, Mommy Dead and Dearest storylines…not Selena always wanted tits and is rich so she got them between rehab visits cuz she’s broken on all fronts…

I actually don’t care either way, but you know what I mean…storylines make tits more interesting, but the tits in and of themselves are still worth staring at.

Here are the new tits in action

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2018

31

Aug

Nina Agdal Tits Ready for Burning Man of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a full retard. Like full downs syndrome….but she pretends she’s not, even though she clearly looks like she is, and you can try to hide that retardness, but you can’t fool us all…clever retard..

You may remember her as the first Sports Illustrated model with Downs Syndrome….who never advertised her handicap because she’s handicapable…she went on to be Leo’s first Downs Syndrome girlfriend because rich people are fucking weird and when hot pussy is thrown their way enough – they need variety – it’s the spice of life…

Well she got dumped, because no one wants to marry a retard gold digging opportunist slut, and has gone onto other rich guys who like the idea of a retard swim model…and now she’s at Burning Man…a total burner dude..

I have opinions of how lame or terrifying and uninteresting something like Burning man is to me…it’s the worst sort of nightmare..being in the desert camping with a bunch fucking rich assholes trying to find spirituality half naked….a creative hub for rich people who lack creativity or vision…an excuse to do psychedelics…just a sci/fi movie I want nothing to do with…..

But I am sure people have fun, people who go talk about it all the time, I’m more into being in the desert alone than with 20,000 rich people and instagram sluts.

It’s nice to see in their fake hippie, fake community, soon to brand sponsored shit…they are so inclusive and accepting they make it accessible for retards like Nina Agdal…the full retard….

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2018

31

Aug

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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Rita Ora can’t stop – won’t stop – any chance she gets to be topless…

Early in her career it was for the execs and people who could get her ahead…who while sucking their dick or fucking them with her tits would buy into her pop career in a “that sounds good let’s do it” cuz men are fucking pigs distracted by tits and willing to launch careers after being blinded by tits…

Now she does it for the fans, to stay relevant and noticed, because she keeps getting older, time is running out, but the tits, they seem to maintain their impact…so why not use them for all they are worth…right…

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2018

31

Aug

Lady Gaga Sloppy Hard Nipples of the Day

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There is something about tits that look like they have mothered countless children…and breast fed them all until they were 12….and that something is that they are fucking gross to look at – hard nippled or not…

I do not like a tit that separates at a chest and aims to the ground, unless I am fucking a senior citizen at a discount price, but that’s just cuz I have no standards really…

Lady Gaga has been ugly her entire career, she’s made a career off being ugly, the freak, the weirdo, the whatever lie they created to sell songs…

And now, still ugly, she gets to be the non-mom-with-mom-tits…a tittle fat chicks have had for years….

It’s just an example of how diverse she is in her performing and how capable she is of taking on exciting new roles as they get thrown her sloppy tit way, like they were a sloppy tit on a trampoline…just just fucking spilling out everywhere.

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