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2018

28

Aug

January Jones Straight Whoring of the Day

The most interesting thing about January Jones is that out of the 7500 people I follow on Instagram, who are all fucking sluts who get half naked, or pugs….

Only 8 of them follow January Jones….despite her having over 600,000 followers…

Which means one of two things, one, that her followers and the people I follow don’t have much cross over, and that there are levels to instagram beyond just nude sluts…like food, like travel, like moms, like memes, and the nude sluts I think the entire feed is…is just a slice of that business…like black twitter still runs twitter, but then again so does Trump….

Point being….despite none of the sluts I follow, who probably control who they follow, so they don’t look thirsty and give the illusion of ratio in favor of their popularity….following January Jones…

January Jones still manages to put out half naked slut content of herself, old pics, new pics, just look at her tits pics…

I assume this is how she got knocked up and became a single mother…coded to fuck with her big tits out because it hels her get ahead…

I mean that and the fact that baby daddy had money and was willing to pay her off, you know security in the unstable world of acting…

Unless she genuinely doesn’t know who her baby daddy is, because she takes on that much dick.

I do not have the answers…or really care….but you’d think I did care after walking through these half naked pics with you this Tuesday morning…

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2018

27

Aug

Halsey Bra of the Day

Halsey Red Carpet Tits See Through Bra

Here’s a friendly reminder that Halsey identifies as being black…

And despite being white as fuck, her dad was black, and thus she is black, and with that understands the struggles of black people, having to put on white voices during phone job interviews, and having to really go above and beyond any white person to get to the level they strive to be….

So living her life in “White Face”….undetectably black and thus unable to really identify as black – whether she is black or not…she’s an egotistical piece of garbage that likes to draw attention to herself and likes to “exists” or “milk” the level of celebrity she has from being the vocals on some EDM track….so she wants the world to know her entitled struggles…

She’s in bra, she looks white to me, and anytime she cries about the indignities towards black people she experiences first hand…like how hotel shampoo doesn’t work with her african american hair type…yet it is labeled “for all hair types”…in the dumbest plight or struggle any black person has had to deal with…some first world fucking problems….I’ll remember she’s just a DJ whore who sucked the right dick and you can be any color, race, cree, ethnicity, country of origin for that.

Here is her upskirt
Halsey Upskirt MMVA

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

27

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Ass Cameltoe Tits Fitness Erotica

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together can be considered Fitness….or erotica….just because she’s in a fitness outfit like pretty much every mom aged woman who doesn’t have a day job on any given day of the week.

Everyone and their fucking fitness gear….

I wonder if Jennifer Lopez’s fat thighs rubbing together are a product of fitness, you know all those cross fit girls, who claim to be girls, but who are clearly men, have those legs rubbing together from their back squat, front squat, all squats…..while other women who have legs rub together, that they need to talc cuz otherwise they get heat rash, carpet burn, chaffing…..before they go to Disney, the mall or to another fast food joint….are just fat chicks…

So hard to tall whether J.Lo is a fat chick, or a fit chick, or a bit of both, but we do know she only exists because she carries her weight in her ass, that’s how we know her as Jenny from the Block people….without that fat ass…she’d just be working as a stripper, cuz you know girl likes being on stage…she just happened to luck out at what stage she ended up on…

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2018

27

Aug

Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir Shoot of the Day

Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir Lingerie Black Bra Panties

This Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir photoshoot is like having a bath with two busty nude sisters and not being allowed to jerk off because they are Christian, only the total fucking opposite.

In fact, the only thing about this Busy Phillips Throwback Boudoir shoot that is like a bath with two busty sisters you can’t jerk off to, is that you can’t jerk off to this, it’s enforced….

Also, it’s like the bath with two busty sisters, in that it should have never happened, only this boudoir shoot did happen, while your bath with busty sisters will never happen.

What I am trying to say is – why the fuck does this exist.

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2018

27

Aug

Selena Gomez New Face New Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez New Face Slutty Thong Sheer Dress Gunt and Fake Tits

Do you remember when Little Lupus of Bethlehem, the Jesus loving rehab dwelling, drunken coke slut, damaged from Disney and being exploited by her parents, had both her Kidneys? Back when she looked like Selena Gomez, before she decided to get face injection, fake tits, and whatever else she did when she realized that life is short, that we are all mortals, and that despite her work and her legacy outlasting her ability to fuck…she’s gonna grab life by the balls with all her weak and diseased might and live it how she wants to live it…with that pile of money she’s sitting on…and based on her social media that grabbing life by the balls seems to be a lot of showing off tit.

Which I guess is better than Bieber jerking off on her tit.


Selena Gomez New Face Slutty Thong Sheer Dress 2

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2018

27

Aug

Sofia Richie Wet Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie Wet Tits and Pussy Print in Brown Bikini

Sofia Richie took time off fucking the Kardashian, to walk around for the paparazzi in a bikini jacked up her chubby half black ass, because that’s the whole point of fucking a Kardashian, it’s to get the paparazzi to take pics of you…

Why bother using your fortune for good, to inspire, to help, to do anything of substance, when you’re Rich LA trash, the Kardashians are what you aspire to align with…

Whatever happened to the rich building hospitals out of guilt for being rich, this bitch just goes on vacation all the time, on someone else’s dime…and for some reason, a reason called tabloids, pop culture, people addicted to Kardashians….she all of a sudden matters.

I mean I guess her dad making all those love songs as getting paid had to end in some kind of evil and disgusting mess….and now look where her mess comes out of her….

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

24

Aug

Dakota Fanning Hard Nips of the Day

People seem to be really hyped on Dakota Fanning’s hard nipples, because people are fucking perverts who have watched her grow up before their very eyes, thanks to parents who sold her off to the media and entertainment industry, cuz they wanted to get richer and she was good vehicle…pretend she’s a natural talent…get her in movies…exploit her….

So that when she’s rich and older, she can exploit herself, via walking around hard nippled…with tits…tits she didn’t have when you first discovered her and that may offend you cuz you’re that kind of pervert…but tit I appreciate because they are tits.

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2018

24

Aug

Jessica Biel in Underwear of the Day

I don’t know why Timberlakes number one groupie, who he got when she was still famous on TV, and who never fucking disappeared and just latched onto him and wouldn’t let him go, to the point where he eventually married her and made kids with her, because she proved how loyal and deserving of his money she was, and she proved how she’d let him fuck all the dudes he wanted, and even put herself at risk for AIDS, because he was just that dreamy with his frosted blonde curls…

Well, as a mom she’s decided to bring back her fit body….as these 40 year old women do…you can see her abs and thick thighs…and most importantly nipples…

So you Seventh Heaven Box Set owning weirdos…must be happy, while those of you who dont’ know what Box Sets are, or what Justin Timberlakes are, must be confused…

Don’t worry. I’m confused too.

Here’s her gay husband helping her do fit shit…

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2018

24

Aug

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

Rita Ora Big TIts Pussy Print White Bodysuit

Friday’s are the worst days for me to post anything – because I am right around the overly saturated by computer and social media and nonsense noise – and I am right about the time to detach myself from all screens for the next two days to reflect on how shitty my life actually is – without the noise to distract me from that…

So seeing bitches, garbage bitches like Rita Ora and their thirsty and eager quest to be famous….who managed to get out there so much that they became famous…and who now think they are famous and must maintain such fame…is just fucking annoying

It annoys me all week, but on Friday, after seeing it the entire week…by the same stupid people…I just want to see it all disappear.

Tits or not, there are tits everywhere that aren’t attached to some eager cunt trying to be famous, overpaid and egotistical all while really NOT mattering, not having anything inspiring or interesting, or compelling.

It’s just fucking noise…and I can”t wait to flip the switch and hear silence…

Fuck this useless bottom feeding cunt who thinks she’s premium….nothing worse than a cunt that doesn’t know her cunt worth….

But at least she knows to expose her tits.

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2018

24

Aug

Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 of the Day

Sofia Richie Tits and Ass Turn 20 Red Bikini

Sofia Richie Tits Turn 20 but already so banged out at such a young age…

Thanks to being a rich kid with a trust fund, turned Kardashian because it was easier than going to college, knowing she’d always have that Lionel Richie money to support her decisions…

Garbage, boring, but in bikini at 20….

It’ll be nice when this ends in an opiate overdose, but in the mean time, it’s just tabloid bullshit that isn’t interesting, because the Kardashians aren’t interesting, except to loser people trying to get ahead and loser people on the internet who don’t know what google is and are incapable of finding interesting things to follow, learn about or do with themselves.

Garbage…fame hungry idiots…living that expensive life they didn’t earn….in a bikini.

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