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2018

06

Feb

Demi Lovato Tits of the Day

Demi Lovato understands marketing, or her team of people do….because these titty pics she posted over the weekend got 1.6 million likes, while her regular posts that aren’t sexual get 1 million – 1.2 million likes…you see it’s SCIENTIFIC….tits get hits…

I know she pulled this bullshit about being a feminist, activist, body positive….but that quickly turned into fitness whore, half naked with them titties out, and she’s running with this angle or strategy..and since you like celebrity tits…even if you’re like me and hate celebs…it makes for a great tit filled time…not that this is that hot, but it happened.

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2018

06

Feb

Solid and Stripe Bikini Company Swim Team Campaign with Lots of Models of the Day

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Hailey Clauson, Lily Aldridge, Jessica Hart, Carolyn Murphy, Jourdan Dunn, Eniko Mihalik, Elsa Hosk, Natasha Poly, Toni Garrn, Josephine Skriver, Barbara Palvin, Isabeli Fontana, Hannah Ferguson – all got together for what I assume is a Sports Illustrated campaign for a bikini company, and all got into their bikinis, to do bikini modeling, in a world where everyone at least on social media seem to be in bikinis at all time, and everyone seem to be bikini models in their own right, so that we don’t need these overpaid peopled doing these overpaid shoots….because you can capture it on the iphone…

Which I guess is why Solid and Stripes was able to afford all these models – private plane to the beaches – because all these motherfucking instagram girls are eating up their bikinis all day…I mean this is a lot of fucking expensive pussy whether we think they deserve to be paid or not – getting paid….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Bikini Photoshoot|SFW

2018

06

Feb

Stella Hudgens Nipples in a Hip Shoot of the Day

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I love the BOOTLEG SISTER…you know the sister of a barely famous chick, I mean assuming Vanessa Hudgens is considered barely famous, she did High School Musical and was hugely famous at the time, probably better known to you perverts as the High School Musical chick who leaked some nude selfies, showing the world her hairy vagina….

But the real interesting person in the family, as in most families, is the one who has to try harder to get noticed, or who is smart enough to coast or ride the wave the sister created, since being actually famous is a pain in the ass, but having full access to it like you were famous, is better….for most…who don’t have egos and like being left the fuck alone….

So here’s Stella Hudgen’s posting up what look like nipple in a see through shirt to me. Her tits bigger than her sister. She’ll always have that…I mean unless her sister gets bolt on tits as they sometimes do…but for now…let Stella SHINE and BASQUE in the glory of the Desert Sun.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2018

06

Feb

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Fashion Campaign to Celebrate Kylie Multiplying of the DAy

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I don’t really like endorsing or talking about the Kardashians or the Jenners – unless it’s to release one of their sex tapes, mainly Caitlin Jenner’s sex tape, because I am curious how that new pussy / chopped off dick works, but not really, since I’ve seen weird tranny genitals in porno before and it fucking terrifies me – I mean I know all sex workers have serious mental disorders – but Trannies are on another level – and before the world pandered to them – accepting them as women – they were just weird freaks that weird people jerked off to….

THAT SAID, Kylie had a baby with a rapper who probably has 8 other babies around the country and 8 other pregnant women who look like Kylie…she released a video tribute to her kid, that I unfortunately saw as soon as it was posted by accident and hated…but that I am sure has gone viral…and I figure that we should give Kendall some attention, because you know how these rich cunts operate, they all hate each other are jealous of each other, and I figure since this one still looks like a human, while being athletic and thin, even if overhyped promo model / avon lady, lets look at her ass in some fancy overpriced clothing she’s promoting because why not…right…WHY NOT…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Smoking Weed in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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In what is only interesting because the girl in the pictures is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, in what I would call totally underserving, because she plays the same fucking person all the time, and is likely just a pawn of the agents and producers to package someone as a star to get a high price tag on her, making everyone rich…

Jennifer Lawrence, the really not that hot star, was out smoking weed…..in a time where weed is legal in most places, at least in California, and will be legal in Canada…who really gives a fuck, it’s a fucking plant for fucks sake, yet all these pharma companies are basically poisoning the world, so fucking stupid really…

It’s a nice reminder of those nudes that were leaked of her…great tits…But also of an era where celebs, who are all medicated weirdos, would never be seen out smoking a joint for fear of it ruining their career, it was the devils serum or some shit…while now, no one gives a fuck about seeing a celeb do what they do….they are too busy taking selfies…

Good fuck me boots though…are they still called fuck me boots? The world moves too fast for me to keep up.

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HERE SHE IS ON THE PLANE BEING ANNOYING – ROOTING FOR THE EAGLES – SIT DOWN NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE JEN LAWRENCE>

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Nicole Richie Mom Booty in Shorts of the Day

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Remember Nicole Richie? She was the Hailey Baldwin of her generation. The barely interesting personality who mooched off of her friend Paris Hilton’s sex tape fame, and brought some humor that comes to a woman who was adopted, rich and always trying to get approval of her parents because they aren’t actually her parents….

She didn’t go onto fuck on camera like Kim Kardashian did, one of their other rich kid from the same circle friend, instead she created a series of successful clothing brands…and made money on top of the money she already had from being adopted by Lionel Richie…

But she did fuck Good Chalotte Sister and have kids with him and is still with him….and she did get her stomach stapled and is still skinny enough to walk around with her mom ass hanging out of her shorts, despite being 40..

This is for old times, even though Nicole Richie was never one anyone jerked off to, she just was around the people people jerk off to and that reason alone is why she exists…

My only Nicole Richie story I have is many years ago, I was mistaken for a friend of DJ AM at some local party, back when she was dating him, and I was forced to be carted around with her, I don’t think we said more than 1 word to each other as I got drunk, but I did try to get her to text Lohan, because as we all know…Lohan is everything….

Posted in:Nicole Richie|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Bella Thorne in Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s panty picture would be more interesting if it was some kind of feminist statement where she either shat herself, or was having a heavy flow on her first day of her period, the older I get, the more disgusting my demands for these girls producing content has become….

I’ve seen it all, often times from the same people, let’s collectively produce some better shit to jerk off to, this cocktease content is too softcore and flimsy, basic I guess…I think as a people, we can put our minds together and get some spread ass pics out there, but then again, I guess she’s not trying to offend every possible job, with all that social media coverage, you don’t want to overdo the asshole pics….even if you’re a drugged up raver…who may or may not be on opiates….child star suicides may not be a thing anymore thanks to social media…because they can never be forgotten anymore…annoying really…I like them when they actually fall off….they are more desperate like that even though she’s pretty desperate.

HERE ARE SOME PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Sarah Hyland and the Bra Top on of the Day

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I think my masochistic side likes to watch Sarah Hyland instagram stories because I fucking hate them so much.

Hearing her talk and tell jokes, normally not in a sports bra, or whatever type of top this is, drives me fucking crazy, and not in a masturbatory way, in a “fuck this bitch is annoying” kind of way…yet I watch the shit at least once a week…

I did watch these ones on mute, because it’s monday and I don’t really need weird faced, genetically fucked up creatures, annoying me more than I already am….but her tits looked good, which she’s obviously well aware of, otherwise she wouldn’t have worn this outfit to her show….

I GUESS SHE FINALLY HIT PUBERTY….

My only real issue is girl’s on TV, she’s got money, she’s got fame, she’s got work, she’s hireable, people seemingly like her despite her being deformed….yet she still feels compelled to host a fucking talk show or radio show through her instagram stories…because I guess she’s just a broken child star looking for friends, attention, feedback, anything…it’s what fuels her thanks to having everything else she’d even need…

It’s just too bad she can’t be less annoying to watch….

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Alexis Ren is SI Bolt On Tits Rookie of the Year

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Alexis Ren is the Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie of the year, thanks to being internet famous…

She’s the softcore romance novel pornographer / porn star/ model, who produced content for older ladies with shitty office jobs, in shitty town, just middle of the road fat, jaded, Walmart shoppers with a dream of being more than just tanned by the fluorescent tube lighting – but rather that they would get to travel the world …but instead were just sitting there doing data entry but taking breaks to check in on instagram or facebook or youtube to see what the other people are doing, you know other people who are young, in long, rich, hot, fit, traveling to luxurious paradise locations these women only dream of going….

It was some aspirational shit, then girl got bold on tits, and got recruited for SI, legitimizing her as more than just a prop some dude used to give masturabtion material to old ladies in their soiled bathtub in their run down house at night…a place they can have the orgasm their fat husband who watches football all day doesn’t give them…the fantasy.

Making moves, thanks to SI trying to stay young and relevant using young and seemingly relevant half naked girls.

RACY PICS….

More Rookie pics of Alexis Bolt On Ren

Some other SI Rookies

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2018

05

Feb

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Madison Beer is some Youtube Rich kid with a record deal – because if they are famous on Youtube – they’ll likely be famous in traditional record deals – whether they are good or bad – or their audience is just a bunch of perverts who watch young girls sing on youtube – get this girl paid onto of what she’s making with her YOUTUBE money….and teach her the ways of doing sleazy shoots and going to trendy spots the paid paparazzi are at..

THIS IS HOW A STAR IS BORN.

IT helps that she’s got big young tits….

Here’s some promo shoot that looks like it’s been soaked in piss – for the gold shower on young girls fetishists….TALKING TO YOU R. KELLY.